[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

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"What the hell is this broken phone?! You moan when you touch it!!" What the fuck are you doing? !As soon as the phone was connected over there, Mei burst into a fit of anger. It was so embarrassing... This kind of gift is an illusion of burning hands! ! "Are you giving a gift or are you playing a prank?! Childish! Drink cold water! Chew in your mother's arms!"

"Hey, hey, are you eating gunpowder?" Tony was roared by a lion as soon as he received the call, with an inexplicable face full of innocence and asked, "What mobile phone? What groaning? What prank, can you Can't speak English...how come I can't understand what you're saying at all."

"You're still playing tricks!" Mei was so angry, this kind of illusion that she suddenly changed roles, and she was making trouble for no reason...

"Calm down, lady. Take a deep breath, inhale, exhale, and speak slowly." Hearing Mei's angry voice, Tony was not in a hurry, leaned back leisurely, and waved at the mechanical hand that was whistling aside. Waving, "Dom, go make your dad a cup of coffee. Looks like I'm going to have a long chat with Ms. Parker."

Mei was lucky in silence, and took several deep breaths one after another, "I ask you, I called you before and asked if you prepared a gift for me. Did you?"

"Hmm, I remember this. so".Tony motioned for her to continue, while paying attention to Domi distractedly, "Hey! Domi! How many times have I told you, don't pour coffee residue into the sink!" Domi's frightened mechanical hand turned and touched the coffee cup beside , Domi turned around to save him, and knocked down the coffee machine next to him again. Knowing that he had made a mistake, Domi turned around carefully, with the mechanical arm drooping, and looked at Tony pitifully.

The continuous ping-ping-pong-pong made Tony irritated, "Domi! I must donate you to a public university!! Jarvis, make me a cup of coffee, instant one is fine! Domi will bring the coffee for me later, this If you can’t do well, I’ll donate you right away!”

"..." Mei was lucky, and her dantian sank, "Did you listen to me!!" A huge roar sounded, and Peter, who was facing Mei, even felt a murderous wind blowing past.

Harry shivered in fright, and silently swallowed his saliva, feeling his throat a little itchy?Tony, who was also taken aback, almost threw the phone out, rubbed his sore ears, "Oh my God, I think I'm going to have tinnitus, can't you keep your voice down? Calm down, be gentle, as long as it's not We can all speak slowly when it comes to matters of life and death.”

"You, Tony Stark, give me, May Parker's cell phone, two, one black and one silver, high-tech smartphones!!" What the hell! When you touch it, it will make a strange groan!!" After saying that, he couldn't help but raise his voice again.Trembling away from May, Peter got behind Harry and skillfully pushed Harry out, fearing that he would be the one to suffer.Harry gave him a blank look, speechless. Although he also felt a little scared, it was the first time he saw May get angry, but... Mei who was so angry was so cute.

"Wait a minute." Tony interrupted May, "What phone? When did I send you the phone?"

"Ah?" Mei froze for a moment, she was going to continue to get angry, but was confused by Tony's subsequent rebuttals.

Tony recalled May's words just now, "Or two? High-tech smartphones? Eon, why did I give you such a weak phone? Do you know how to use it? Let alone a prank? Compared with this clumsy prank, I think I Maybe you like pranks on the bed more? You know it’s the kind of deep communication between two people.”

"..."

"So... What's wrong with this phone that I didn't give you? It groans when you touch it? What kind of strange and unchangeable ringtone? Prompt tone? Intellisense?" Tony felt elated for no reason.

"I don't know," Mei was asked with a dazed expression, "You really didn't give me the phone?!" Compared to the weirdness of the phone, Mei was obviously more concerned about this issue.

"Of course, knowing that you are like an old-fashioned person who knows nothing about technology, and giving you a smartphone is a waste, how could I give you a 'high-tech smartphone'? Is it to mock your IQ? I don't think I should Bored?" Tony raised his eyebrows, biting his words clearly and quickly with a poisonous tongue.

"It wasn't from you?" Mei obviously still couldn't believe it, ""Then when I asked if you prepared a gift for me, you said yes, and when I asked if it was a high-tech super cool one, you said yes! ! "

"... Hehe," Tony frowned, this is really a big oolong, "I said it was ready. But it's not a mobile phone, and it hasn't been delivered yet. Besides, the high-tech is super cool...a mobile phone? For a mobile phone Do you think of such an adjective? Hahaha."

"..." Mei was inexplicably embarrassed, and hung up the phone with a snap.Tuliu Tony looked confused.

"Jarvis."

"Yes, sir."

"Forget the whip, it's okay." Tony took the coffee that Domi handed over, and took a sip, "Hiss...it's too hot! Domi! I must send you to college!" (Domi who can't speak: The coffee is not made by me QAQ, Domi the blame man Stark)

May, who hung up the phone here, looked at Harry and Peter a little embarrassedly, "Well, I made a mistake, he didn't send the phone."

Harry nodded, and silently pulled out the SIM card, and handed the phone to May with a cute face.

Mei was so moved that she also pulled out the card, and took the phone in Harry's hand. The screen was already black, but the phone that was turned off... "Oh, hiss... ah~~~~" The low and magnetic voice caught people off guard. The sexy bass sounded again.

Mei trembled all over, with a black face and a murderous look on her face, she pinched the phone tightly, wishing to crush it directly.Then, accompanied by the sound of "hiss~~oh~~~ah~~oh also...ah...ah...", I found a black garbage bag in the room, and threw the two mobile phones into it.

The groans finally stopped, and Mei felt her temples twitching, "Go, hand this phone over to the policeman! It's worth picking up money!"

Peter snorted, took the black garbage bag, picked up the schoolbag hanging on the hook next to the doorpost, and gave Harry one back, I will withdraw first, you resisted the look.Then he left in the dust, leaving behind Harry who was so excited that his face was flushed and his head was dizzy.Fuck it, I made it!Lonely men and widows share a room! !Just thinking about it makes my innocent little heart a little unbearable...

"Harry? Harry? Harry!" Mei shouted several times in a row, but she didn't get any response, and she didn't know what the child was thinking with a dazed face?Mei had no choice but to push him. "Harry!"

"Ah! Ah?" Harry came back to his senses, and saw May who was close at hand quickly took a step back, his heart was pounding, and he felt hot all over.

"What are you thinking about? Go sit for a while, and keep standing." Mei felt itchy when she saw his dazed look, and even the meticulously groomed blond hair gave off a naive and cute feeling.Unable to bear it, he rubbed his head with his hands as he spoke.

Harry followed May stiffly to the sofa, where he sat upright, looking nervous, already thinking about whether now was a good time to confess.

"Harry, do you have a girlfriend now?" Mei gave him a banana from the coffee table, and took an apple for herself, and began to gnaw on it.

"No." Harry shook his head quickly, feeling nervous, for fear that May would know that he had a girlfriend last year.

"Hey?!" Mei couldn't believe it, sighed, and said earnestly, "Don't be like Peter! Peter is probably a dead home boy, so no girls will like you. You are so handsome, it's a pity not to fall in love. You now But it’s a good time for puppy love, but don’t affect your studies. It’s okay to make progress together, but don’t fall in love and waste your studies.”

Harry's face was a little sad, and he unconsciously clenched the banana in his hand, "I don't like it."

Mei nodded, understanding what he meant very well, "That's right, we Harry is so outstanding, it's normal to look down on vulgar fans."

"Is it really outstanding? If Mei finds a boyfriend, will she consider me like this?" Harry asked meaningfully, sneaking a sneak peek from the corner of his eye full of anticipation, nervous and apprehensive.

"Me? Of course, but I like to have a stronger body and a better brain. Oh yes, it's better to have some skills." Mei swallowed the last half of the sentence with a higher force value.

Harry heard May say of course first, his heart exploded instantly, and he instantly felt that the whole world was full of light.What Mei said later, he didn't think it was a problem. Although he wasn't a genius, his grades were good.Get stronger, have a little skill, you can practice all of these!Harry squeezed his waist silently, secretly determined to start exercising.

And here Harry and May chatted happily, while Peter, who went out to deliver his mobile phone to the policeman, was not so leisurely.

Because he was not in a hurry, and he felt that it was a good thing to "get money without regret", and he didn't need to change his equipment. Although he just took his "combat suit" just now, he didn't intend to change it.

After finding a shortcut, he turned the corner of the street and saw a man in a hood pointing a gun at an old man with gray hair who was a little older than his grade in a dark alley not far away. The scene of the robbery was clear at a glance.

Peter quickly turned around, and under the cover of the trash can next to him, he gently put down his open schoolbag, and quickly changed into his combat uniform.Silently, he climbed from the wall to the wall behind the robber, and faced the old man who was warning the robber coldly. Peter waved to the old man as a greeting.

"Hey... Is it not good for you to be like this, buddy, guns are really too dangerous, I suggest you better not point at the old man." Peter said leisurely.

The robber, who was startled by the sudden reaction, quickly turned around and pointed a gun at Peter, "Oh, you are a little bug who has become famous recently. Others are afraid of you, but I am not. Oh, meddle in your own business, I will kill you first .” Then he pulled the trigger, “Crack——”

The author has something to say: Guess who the old man is? !

In other words, whoever shouted to be cheap.

The next chapter of Jianjian will come on stage.Pfft...Deadpool *little spider, I give 99 points to this conversation about tuberculosis CP!

However, you said, what will happen if Deadpool gets the silver Transformer from the little spider? !

Aww, my Quicksilver is waving at me!

Comprehension version of the small theater:

Tony: Baby, let's double cultivate together to pass the Mahayana period!

Mei: I'm meditating, please don't disturb me.

Tony: Baby, let's double repair and ascend together!

Mei: During thunder disaster, don't disturb.

Tony: Honey, let's double repair together.

May: ...Come in!Move yourself!

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