[Comprehensive Anglo-American] We are professionals in saving the world

30.

"This is... the robot house demolition team? Hey, this guy is really tall." Tony stood up straight, looking at Mei's "new home" with a completely open view.

"...I am a lonely wanderer, time forgot that I am a visitor from Mars..." Bumblebee turned around, looked at Tony, the movement was too big, the shoe cabinet that was originally firm was rubbed by him, and finally no longer I can't hold on to saybyebye anymore. At this point, the entire porch and aisle, as well as half of the living room, and this half of the ceiling, are all declared finished and rotten into a pile of scum.

Peter helped May and Harry out, and May signaled that she was fine, but Harry and Peter obviously didn't believe it, and they supported her on the left and on the right.

"If you're not here to help, but to come to see a joke, you can leave." Mei rolled her eyes, obviously gloating, as if being poked at a certain point, Tony seemed to be in high spirits.

"Yo yo yo, who is this, look who is this." Deadpool, leaning on the dangerous wall in a charming posture, saw Tony coming, and suddenly his tiger's body trembled, he twisted his waist and surrounded him. I almost waved a small handkerchief, "Hey, no matter which world's Iron Man is so flirtatious, it's really annoying. But to be honest, I still think I'm the most handsome, the man in leggings is The sexiest~"

"...What is this acting on again? If you have nothing to do, let's break up, let's break up." Mei was not very angry, and she would not be very angry if anyone sat at home, and the disaster came from the sky.Seeing how the originally cozy little home suddenly turned into a cos demolition site, my heart is bleeding.

Mei involuntarily looked at the two humming and chirping robots hanging by the spider silk, these two should stay.Heh, she demolished her house, and still want to leave? !Is there such a healthy thing!

"Peter, go and pack your things. Let's go to the hotel to make do with the night." Mei shook Peter's hand and said while gritting her molars.Peter shrank his neck, and happily turned and went upstairs to pack his things.

Mei turned her head to look at the tall robot standing in front of her.Hehe, thanks to the fact that the roof on the second floor is now a big hole, otherwise, with this size, the roof may have to be pierced.Mei raised her head, and accidentally collided with the starry sky that faintly fell into her sight, well, don't worry, it seems that the roof has been pierced.

"You pierced the roof of my house." Mei looked at the robot in front of her looking down at her, with a steady voice without any emotion.

"...sorrysorrysorrysorry Neganeiganaiga is slow jou..." The lively and enthusiastic music sounded, and I probably felt that the music was not right, and jumped to the stage in an instant, with a squeaky current microphone... "I'm sorry... I just need you to give me one more time Chance forgive me, I know you know I made a mistake once, maybe once or twice, maybe many..."

"Sir, I think Ms. Parker must be very angry now. Sir, do you think Ms. Parker will transform into a female Dr. Banner?" Jarvis reminded his husband while scanning the robot in front of him.

"……meeting…"

Tony thought for a while, and agreed with Jarvis's opinion. Thinking about the consequences of May losing a thousand dollars before, this is definitely the calm before the storm, tsk tsk, the heavier the dark clouds, the more violent the storm.A moment of silence for the poor ignorant... whoever made her angry.If the gun hits the head bird, he should wait for her to find someone to scatter the fire first before making a head start.Tony swallowed the words that were on his lips, curled his lips silently, expecting the ugly disguised man in tights twisted like a Russian dancer to bear May's anger.

"So, should I call the police or something." Mei pinched the bridge of her nose with a headache, "No, you can't call the police. The more you explain this kind of thing, the worse it will be. Tony..." What's more, she couldn't explain clearly, Mei looked at him Without talking, in view of the 'friend' relationship they are not familiar with, he is the only one she can think of to help her deal with the aftermath.And...Looking at the huge robot, and thinking of those two small ones with fierce firepower, a cold light flashed in Mei's eyes. She is not good at mechanics, so...Mei looked at Tony even more enthusiastically.

Tony's back was numb from her hot gaze, and he felt that something was wrong with him, so he quickly followed her words. "OK! But I suggest you think about how to deal with these," Tony raised his chin, pointing at the strangely dressed Deadpool and the tall and mighty robot. "With such a big commotion, it is estimated that the 'hindsight guns' should also come."

"..." Mei turned to the tall robot again, and finally met the faces of the other party who squatted down and leaned over. Looking at Tony from the corner of her eye, she frowned and asked, "So...you don't know what this thing is?"

"...Don't worry, we have always been good friends, I support you, you rely on me, I understand each other more than a lover..." Bumblebee knew that she had doubts about herself, and looked at the delicate and small carbon-based creature in front of her. , carefully stretched out his steel giant palm...

There was another burst of music... Mei's eyes darkened, and she was sure that it was probably what she thought, it was 'talking' with singing.I also don't know who its owner is, to set up the robot in this way, and to go around in such a circle. . .Ha ha, but no matter who it is, this kind of person who creates this kind of killer in the world and destroys his nest cannot be let go!

"So, you mean you're friends? No malice?" May guessed.

Bumblebee nodded his head twice, the arc was too big, and the wall that was accidentally rubbed by his huge iron head dropped dust in a flutter.

Mei nodded and didn't say anything. Whether the words were true or not, let's just listen to them for now. Anyway, she didn't intend to let it go, regardless of whether they were allies or not! !Just kidding, the two little ones and the big one obviously know each other, so they settle the bill together. "Then can you leave now? You are too eye-catching and will be troublesome." Mei asked tentatively.

Bumblebee blinked its small eyes annoyed by the blue light, looked down behind him, stepped back a few steps to the narrow yard, carefully walked around Deadpool and Tony, who were only toy-sized in its eyes, and caught Scratching my head, I remembered the strange silicon-based biological shell and carbon-based biological core just now...'hybrid', Bumblebee looked at Tony in confusion, while scanning his body, "...you Who are you holding your head high but with tears in your eyes, who are you smiling and heartbroken, ah who are you..."

"...stop, you just need to put the first sentence. Tsk...this is bad taste." Tony raised his mask, smiled and stretched out his armored hand, "Hello, introduce yourself, Tony Stark .”

Tony looked at the scan results given by Jarvis, thoughtful, he was not May, he was much more profound than May thought.This robot then uses singing to represent speech, so in terms of reverse reasoning, when he asked himself before, he said that he is a "lonely wanderer, a visitor from Mars forgotten by time." 'Tsk, it seems that the focus is on the visitors from Mars.

"Hey... big man, you should leave." Mei urged, seeing the flashing red and blue lights not far away and the faint honking of the horn.

There was a sound like a short-circuiting player, the bumblebee waved at Mei, and amidst the sound of kukukukiki, it turned into a cool yellow Chevrolet in seconds! !This time, not only Mei, but even Tony, who had a vague suspicion in his heart, opened his eyes wide, not to mention Deadpool who had been trying to gain a sense of presence but was blocked.And Peter, who was carrying two large boxes as tall as a man and a half, was even more stunned by this scene, and almost grumbled down the stairs. Harry had already had a blank face, and his mind was empty and wandering in the sky.

"..." Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, I don't have three views.This is Mei who is feeling a little lucky.

Harry, who escaped from May's charm, was taken aback by the conversation between May and the robot. Just as he regained his senses, he saw the two-story robot transform into a cool sports car... He was a little skeptical Life... I fell into a period of contemplation about life again.

"Whoa, whoa!" Deadpool ran to the car in a gust of wind, and touched it obscenely. The yellow Chevrolet seemed to be scratched, the body shook twice involuntarily, and the radio in the car stabbed a few times. Next, the rough male voice sang hoarsely, "Baby, let go of your entangled hands, let him go if he wants to go, don't keep him, I will accompany you to the end of time..."

"Hey~" Peter gasped in disgust, and stood next to Mei with the bundle on his shoulders. He carefully put the luggage aside, and under Mei's eyes, he carefully wrapped the two puppies that were hanging in the air and were still weakly struggling. The spider silk was thrown into the trunk.While muttering in a low voice, "It's disgusting... Could this be the legendary 'fetish'? No, it's a fetish... Is this a 'different race'?... Hey, I'm still just a child. "

Harry, who had just doubted his life, heard Peter's words, his mind was dazzled, and he subconsciously looked towards the center of the incident... He felt that he no longer needed to think about life, his three views had been shattered, and life was bright...

Deadpool was lying on the hood with a naked look, with a mask on his face, rubbing and rubbing non-stop. "Ahhh, this is the other half I have been looking for... This is my dream, my pursuit... Ahhh, this is me, me! Whoever robbed Deadpool greatly made him regret giving birth to a child **!" Deadpool raised his mask as he spoke, thinking of evil intentions, "Come on, kiss me, stamp it, I will be a deadpool from now on~"

"We're not suitable, we can't be together, some people are destined to be clouds and rain, we have to leave when we meet~~" Bumblebee was decisively disgusted by Deadpool, only hated that there was a problem with her voice, and now she can't speak.He started the engine in a hurry, the body roared, and he drove two meters suddenly. The moment the police car stopped at the door, the hood was lifted violently, Deadpool attempted to stamp it, and was thrown out.Immediately, the yellow Chevrolet made a beautiful drift, braked, as if nothing had happened, and quietly blocked the door.

After receiving reports from neighbors that there was a gun battle here, the policemen who just got out of the car said, "..."

Watching the "shootout parties" where the living people play hooligans on the "car" all the way, "..."

"Oh...babe, don't resist my closeness, I will let you know that I really love you..." Deadpool turned over without giving up, and rubbed against the car again, trying to reach out his evil little hand.

"Don't move!" The policeman raised his gun, pointed at Deadpool, walked around the yellow Chevrolet, and stepped cautiously into the messy small yard.

Mei heaved a sigh of relief, afraid that the Autobot could not help but turn into a pirate imitator of Gank's lifeless little nephew.Deadpool pursed his lips, made a zip movement, sat down obediently on the stone pier in the yard, and muttered softly, "Guess what the relationship between Miss Sister and that little bug is, no! This fan please Go away, she is definitely not Xiao Chongzi's girlfriend, is your Xiao Chongzi's Oedipus? Eh? Iron Man's girlfriend? Then why is she at Xiao Chongzi's house? Besides, isn't Iron Man a couple with that big bust man? ? Tsk tsk, your news is really behind."

A policeman was holding a gun and was guarding the dead waiter who was obviously looking bad, the other two were guarding the surroundings, and the remaining one who looked like a leader asked with a serious face, "Hi, who is here?" Landlord? We got a tip that there was a shootout here, is that true?"

Mei was a little nervous, swallowed her saliva, thought of two excuses in an instant, and overturned them one by one. Out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at Tony who was watching a play in the corner, and her eyes lit up, "It's him!" Mei pointed at Tony, and said, "He fired."

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The author has something to say: Tsk, the one wearing leggings is the most coquettish, (the author looks at you wearing leggings behind the computer with a grinning grin)

Well, don’t look for the bright spots, the bright spots mentioned the day before yesterday, I didn’t code them out today ==

There was a little problem with the computer before, and it was repaired. . .It was all formatted, and the 2000 words that were originally coded before were gone, and I couldn't help but change the stem when I wrote it again.

QAQ, I am a stupid author with one brain hole every day...

In other words, refer to the whip man...how should Mei teach Bumblebee a lesson.

In addition, ask for the shadow area in Tony's heart who was suddenly identified. . .

Tony: Very well, you managed to get my attention... Shouldn't we settle our old scores for many years.

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Uh... Well, I won't stop updating tomorrow, I don't cheat~! !