[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

It was already afternoon, and there were not many vehicles on the way back to London from Hank's residence.The green trees along the road and the clean and spacious road have a special view.

But Rosa has no time to appreciate it now.

The car... spoke for itself.

If it was another girl, I'm afraid it would be a little scary at this moment, but for Rosa, who has seen big scenes (big scene = Jarvis), it is nothing more than a normal thing for a car to talk.

#LittleAngels: Are you sure? ? ? #

"Artificial intelligence?" This was Rosa's first reaction. "Who developed it?" How could such a high-tech invention be known to no one?

"No!" The male voice on the radio was an octave higher, and then turned into a female voice with background music, "I...not..." Immediately afterwards, the voice changed into a calm male voice, "Artificial Intelligence .” At the end, there was applause.

"One and a half months ago, someone saw an unmanned car in the eastern suburbs of London late at night, and it must be you." The old god Sherlock knocked on the speaker on the ground, and said firmly.

"It's me." The voice returned to normal again.

"A month and a half ago?" Rosa looked at Sherlock who seemed to know something.

"A month and a half ago, a few drunk college students reported to Scotland Yard that they saw a ghost car on the road." The big detective curled his lips, "The place where they met the car was a short distance from the old place where Hank bought this second-hand car. The parking lot is less than 1000 meters away." It must have been because this stupid car couldn't find a place to park it, so I sent it to the second-hand yard by myself.The owner of the garage either didn't check it carefully, or he was greedy for cheap. In short, the car was bought by that unlucky Hank.

"I'm not!" A voice suddenly came from the stereo, "...a second-hand car." The voice sounded aggrieved.

"Then what are you?" Neither artificial intelligence nor a second-hand car, could this car be an alien?Rosa asked curiously.

"alien."

"I'm from the planet Cybertron."

Sherlock and the male voice on the stereo blurted out at the same time.

"Aliens?!" Rosa's first reaction was to lament how powerful the detective is, who can identify aliens with the naked eye, and then - are aliens so down-to-earth?Is there a branch of Chevrolet on that planet?

#CHEVROLET 车屋: How much advertising fee did you pay me for making it! #

"Yes." There was a chuckle sound from the Hornet's stereo, and then it returned to normal. "I got separated from my friends, and then I was bought back by Hank." Having said that, he felt aggrieved. "I obviously asked him to take a bath with good intentions..." Bumblebee was extremely wronged to be kicked out of the house for doing good deeds without leaving a name.

"You turned on the water switch and sprayed Hank with water while Hank couldn't see it." Sherlock despised the alien (alien car?) He took a bath." Is this kind of heart?

"It's not peeking!" Bumblebee raised his voice, "No! I was watching him take a bath..." The car that was wronged by peeping even turned on the windshield wipers automatically, "He only takes a shower every day!" Bumblebee complained Hank's unsanitary.

Loki is really a sinner!

Rosa shook her head, sympathizing with the unlucky Mr. Hank.

"Sherlock, where are we going now?" She looked at the self-driving car and asked the big detective beside her.

"Turn right." Sherlock pointed the way.

……

"Where is this?" The car door opened automatically, and Rosa got out of the car.Sherlock didn't let the car that claimed to be called "Bumblebee" take them back to Baker Street directly, but turned around the road and came to a remote location in the western suburbs of London.

"My other residence." Sherlock patted the front of the car, signaling Bumblebee to go into the garage by himself.

"...That's it." Bumblebee had already explained his own background. "My companions and I have been running around in the universe in order to obtain the fire source to save the planet Cybertron." Thinking of the lost companions, Bumblebee was very worried, "But when I landed on the earth this time, I was separated from everyone. The sound system It also fell and broke the contact." So occasionally he couldn't speak, and he had to use the audio he found on the radio to intercept clips.

"...The earth is really unlucky." Rosa shook her head as she looked at the yellow Chevrolet car that spoke automatically and flashed its lights to add a tone.According to Bumblebee, his own team led by an Autobot nicknamed "Optimus Prime" not only wants to find the "Fire Seed" in the universe, but also has to PK out another team led by "Optimus Prime". A team led by an Autobot named "Megatron".

In other words, the aliens have changed the battlefield.

#Can't you let the earth go? ? ? #

Rosa and Sherlock looked at each other, and at the same time felt that things seemed a little tricky.

"That's right, that's right, Sherlock." Bumblebee, who had already exchanged names, called the big detective familiarly, "Do you take a bath three times a day?"

Uh……

It took Rosa a full 10 minutes of talking and talking to let the naive Autobot understand that a normal earth person who lives in a suitable climate, does not do heavy physical labor every day, and is not too dirty, will not be dirty every day. Take three showers.

#Not afraid of washing bald skin#

"So it's like this..." Bumblebee seemed to understand, "I saw that in your advertisements, and thought it was because Hank was too dirty." He flashed the flashing lights.

"But Loki takes three baths." Although the debate about how many times the earthlings take baths a day is over, Bumblebee still firmly believes that bathing once a day is only the habit of earthlings, "I heard it all. ’ he was referring to the video of Rocky being put online.

"Do you know Loki too?" Rosa moved a small bench and sat in the garage chatting with Bumblebee, while the big detective Sherlock stood listening - collecting information by the way.

"Yes, yes." Bumblebee nodded, "He's the second prince of Asgard, and I've seen him before." The yellow Chevrolet writhed around, "He's in good shape and well-maintained." That's good." The headlights turned on instantly.

I don't even want to know how you know Rocky is in good shape.

↑↑↑Rosa blinked her eyes.

"Rosa Rosa! o(*////▽////*)q", compared to Sherlock who just stood aside with a blank face and didn't speak except for sarcasm and sarcasm, she is naturally the girl Rosa It made Bumblebee feel kinder, "I...can I take a bath three times a day? (☆_☆)" Bumblebee was looking forward to it.

"...Honey, you're going to lose the paint..."

"So the two of you brought back an alien... no, it was an alien car?!" Watson, who felt that his work was not bad on the first day of the internship, welcomed his daughter who had come to pick him up from get off work at the entrance of the hospital. good friend.Although it is a bit strange that Sherlock did not take a taxi uncharacteristically and drove a car with a bee color scheme, but Watson, who was tired all day, was still very happy——

There is an illusion that children are finally sensible.

But after the car drove out for 5 minutes, Watson knew that this was indeed an illusion.

"Hi, Rosa sauce's father. (*/ω＼*)" Bumblebee happily moved left and right on the road, overtaking all the way, "I'm Bumblebee!" Before Tianzhu and the others, he felt that it was good for him to be with Rosa and Sherlock. "I'm from the planet Cybertron, please give me your advice." My good friend's father is his father.

#There is nothing wrong with this logic#

"You... hello." Watson sat in the back seat and couldn't complain.

"Please fasten your seat belts, the Hornet express train is starting to leave!" The yellow Chevrolet, which was already traveling at an extremely fast speed, rushed out with a "swish".

#心好紧，I want to beat these two brats#

"I informed Mr. Stark and them." Rosa and Sherlock sat in a row, listening to education, "Jarvis said that everyone in the Avengers has been very busy recently, so he will write this down first." Jarvis It is equivalent to the spokesperson of Iron Man. After receiving the reply from the other party, Rosa settled down and continued to make friends with Bumblebee and gossip-that is the gossip of the universe!

"What about you, Sherlock?" Watson stood in front of the sofa with his hands behind his back, looking at another brat who hadn't "confessed".

"Mycroft is also very busy recently." Sherlock turned his head.Mycroft will know about the Bumblebee sooner or later, but he intends to delay it for a day - the Bumblebee is a real alien, and if that bastard Mycroft finds out about it, he will definitely never There is a way to get close to this living specimen.

Yes, Sherlock would love to take apart the parts of the bumblebee to see the construction.

"Ah..." Bumblebee, who was parked alone in the parking space outside, sneezed, "Who's talking about me?"

#Ignorance is bliss#

"Three days." Watson took a deep breath, and desperately told himself not to be like a brat, "Whether Mycroft can find out or not, you both have to let Bumblebee register with the government!"

Dr. Watson yelled angrily after raising a daughter who was really burning money, and a son who was really a bear (?), and now he was about to have a stepson who was really not human (?).

"Okay..." They sat in a row, nodding their heads.

"But Bumblebee can take you to work every morning."

Rosa, who doesn't know her father's mood, suggested.

"All right……"

"La la la, the Bumblebee express train is at your service!" Bumblebee yelled happily, and also played cheering music on the stereo - the decathlon Sherlock helped Bumblebee repair his vocal system yesterday.

"Good morning, Bumblebee." Rosa got into the car and patted the steering wheel to greet Bumblebee. "Let's go to the mall." It was already the third day that Bumblebee came here.The arrival of the cheerful Autobot Bumblebee has greatly improved the lives of the four residents of 221B Baker Street in these three days.

Yes, that's right, Mrs. Hudson liked Bumblebee so much that she knitted several seat covers for him.

#Mrs.Hudson, a different wife#

Bumblebee, who is hardworking, brave and passionate, has taken the initiative to take on the role of solving problems for the four residents of 211B.He takes Dr. Watson to and from get off work every morning and evening, and takes Mrs. Hudson to a friend's house for tea at 10 am. When Rosa wants to go out, he takes the initiative to lead the way enthusiastically, and Sherlock occasionally has a convulsion and wants to go shopping. He also went diligently together when he was there.

To sum up, the quality of life of the four residents of 221B has risen to a new level after the arrival of the Bumblebee. At present, Watson no longer talks about sending the Bumblebee to the government for registration, and Sherlock no longer talks about demolishing the Bumblebee. The Hornets looked at the structure.

congratulations.

"Okay!" The two wipers stood up in response, and the Hornet immediately started the engine. "Won't Sherlock go together?" Although the big detective is gloomy and scary, he is not as friendly as the other three new friends, but after repairing his vocal system, Bumblebee still misses Sherlock very much.

"He's doing 'renovation' upstairs again." Rosa was very puzzled by Sherlock who was shooting entertainment in the living room without a case.At Mr. Hank's house that day, the other party signed a check for 2000 pounds without blinking an eye, and the clothes on weekdays were also expensive.Judging from the situation introduced by Jarvis, Sherlock's family background is also very prominent.

So the question is, why does Sherlock still share an apartment with someone?

Is it a special hobby of the rich?

Rosa shook her head.

"I'll take you to wash the car when I get back!" Rosa, who took Sherlock's credit card away because she was asked to bring something back, generously said that she would reward Bumblebee later.

"Okay n(*≧▽≦*)n" Bumblebee is even more motivated now.

"La la la, take a bath, la la la, I'm in a good mood..." Bumblebee felt very comfortable after washing the car, and he has been singing non-stop since he came out of the car wash.

The car wash that Rosa took Bumblebee to was designated by Sherlock. Although the owner of the car wash was a bit scary with a big waist and a full tattoo, he had a kind attitude and the car was washed very carefully - and he didn't confiscate the money.

While lamenting that the big detective really has friends all over the world, Rosa echoed Bumblebee.

"The environment in the suburbs is better." Bumblebee galloped happily on the road, "I don't dare to run too fast in the city." He said this as if he wasn't the one who caused Mrs. Hudson to get a speeding ticket yesterday .

#Traffic police full of ignorance#

"Of course it's the suburbs." Rosa also likes the fresh air and large areas of greenery in the suburbs. "But we live in the city and it will be much more convenient in other aspects." The suburbs have the advantages of the suburbs, and the urban areas have the advantages of the urban areas.

"Where did Rosa live when she was in America?" Bumblebee asked curiously. "Can I visit your place?" There was still no news from Optimus Prime and the others, and Bumblebee suspected that his companions might not be in the UK.

"I live in Manhattan." Rosa sorted out the things she had purchased. "It's not far from the Avengers headquarters." The traffic situation in Manhattan is even worse.

"Whoa, Iron Man, I know him!" Bumblebee replied cheerfully, "It's the little man! He's famous!"

Uh……

I can't take that.

Rosa paused, "Actually, Tony is not short..." Maybe...

Anyway, taller than her.

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"He's too short." Bumblebee estimated Iron Man based on their average height on Cybertron, "He's really too short, and he won't be able to find a girlfriend." The Autobot worried unnecessarily for Iron Man .

Is this why Tony and those cover girls are just flirting? !

Rosa instantly felt that she knew something incredible.

"Huh? Someone is following us." Bumblebee suddenly found another car appeared behind him.

"Follow us?" Rosa still had some basic knowledge after Natasha's training. She didn't look back, but looked back from the rearview mirror. "You mean that black car?" Could it be that Bumblebee is too sensitive?

"Rosa, sit still!" Bumblebee became nervous when he saw the person coming from behind, "Sit still!" The car accelerated instantly.

The black vehicle behind also speeded up immediately.

"Bumblebee, what's going on?" Rosa grabbed the bracelet on the door and quickly closed the shopping bag, "Do you know the person behind?" The car behind was a black sports car.

Eh?

Sports car?

Rosa turned her head in surprise.

"It was a car just now!"

The speed of the sports car is naturally much faster than that of the car, and the black car shortened the distance in an instant.

"That's 'roadblock'!" Bumblebee ran away nervously, and now he regretted that he shouldn't come out to play with Rosa.Rosa is just a carbon-based creature, so fragile, what if she gets injured?

#晋江APP: Not sure who is too fragile#

"An Autobot too?" Since the car behind was not driven by a human, it doesn't matter whether she turns around or not. "With that 'Megatron' gang?" Rosa and Bumblebee took a detour because of the nice view from the car wash.At present, the road section where they are located is still a long way from the urban area.

Rosa regretted in her heart that she shouldn't have walked such a remote road with Bumblebee.

"He's Megatron's sentinel," Bumblebee didn't care to spread common sense to his friends, "If he's here, Starscream and Megatron won't be far away!" The yellow Chevrolet wheels rubbed against the ground desperately, Bumblebee didn't care about himself Freshly cleaned body, just want to take friends out quickly.

But it was too late.

After all, the speed of the Hornet failed to get rid of the roadblock.

"Damn it! It turned into a police car!" Seeing a red sports car passing by on the side road, the car chasing them turned into a police car in an instant. Li drove away.

A scheming whore's alien car!

"Bumblebee!" There was a sudden sound of brakes, and then Rosa seemed to vaguely see two cars appearing in front of them, followed by a whirlwind.

"Big Hornet..." Rosa stood there, looking in shock at the robots who suddenly appeared in front of her—

The tallest one is 10 stories high.

"Rosa, back up." Bumblebee was only 3 floors high, and he looked a little different when facing the 3 unfriendly enemies.

"Bumblebee, where are Optimus Prime and the others?" Starscream asked.

"They're coming soon!" Bumblebee took the opportunity to grab Rosa and threw her into the nearby grass, "Just wait and catch them!" He himself didn't believe it when he said this.

Rosa was thrown into a daze.

"Ah..." Rosa, who rolled several times on the grass, finally barely stopped, and then looked up at Bumblebee.

Bumblebee, who was alone, was obviously no match for the other three big robots. At this moment, he was already under the pressure and was about to have a leg ripped off.

[Ding dong, it is necessary to save a good friend <(*￣▽￣*)/], the APP made a sound in time, [Now exchange for the ultimate group killing skill for Rosa sauce——#经济紧危啦#, this skill is $5000 per minute Yo, please use it well d=====(￣▽￣*)b]

Rosa has no time to complain about APP profiteers.

She stood up frantically, and ran towards the hornet.

Megatron, Starscream, and the barricade remained motionless, allowing Bumblebee to slip through their encirclement.

then……

"Economic crisis!!!" Megatron was the first to cry out, "Scrap iron is worthless!!!" The cry was deafening.

"I've piled up so much scrap iron!!!" Starscream cried until he thumped his thigh.

"God, what can I do!!!" The roadblock fell to his knees. "I bought so many manhole covers!"

"He, what the heck, this waste collection station can't keep going!" The three big robots cried with each other hugging their heads.

"I took back the iron nails for 1 cent and 2 cents a catty!" Megatron pulled the nails down from his body, "Now it's down to 6 cents a catty..." Tears flowed down my face.

"I took back the iron plate for 2 yuan a catty!" Starscream tore off the iron sheet from his arm, "He, what the hell is now 2 cents a catty..."

"I took back the manhole cover for 10 yuan!" The barricade thumped the ground, "No one wants 1 yuan now..."

"We are going bankrupt!!!" The three robots hugged each other and cried again.

"The rubber market also fell...", "Boom", a tire was dropped.

"Tempered glass is worthless...", "Wow", Megatron smashed his own car window.

"Damn, you don't know the goods...", "Patta", an item that Rosa didn't know what kind of accessory it was was thrown on the ground.

"Why is there an economic crisis..." Starscream raised his head to the sky and roared.

"The price of crude oil has also dropped..." Megatron opened his fuel tank and poured out diesel oil in a "boom, boom, boom (please read the third tone)".

"No, we have to recover some losses!" As expected of the boss, Megatron cheered up first, "Don't throw it away, don't throw it away!" He greeted Starscream and Barricade, who could no longer want to live because of investment failure.

"Bumblebee! It's you!" He pointed at the stupid Bumblebee with the remaining arm, "And you, carbon-based man!" Megatron, who looked tattered, spoke It's still very powerful.

"The iron nails in the hands of the three of us!" He pushed the iron nails as high as a car in front of Rosa, "Buy it now, 5 cents a catty! Do you want to buy it or not!"

"There are still these iron plates." Megatron threw the iron plate torn off by Starscream in front of Rosa with a bang, "5...6 yuan each!"

"There are still tires..." Barricade sobbed and unloaded his tires and placed them in front of Rosa. "You... just watch it... ah ah ah ah..." He cried bitterly.

"And the generator..." "Bang Dang", "Dang Dang" and "Dang Dang", a bunch of mechanical gadgets that Rosa knew and didn't know were thrown in front of her along with the asking price.At present, Rosa, who is only 160 centimeters tall and only 168 centimeters in high heels, can only be overlooked - if you look at it head-on, you can't even see the tip of her head.

"You! Just say whether you want to buy it or not!" The three big robots now only have a mutilated main body torso connected to a glass-shattered head.

"Tell me whether you will buy it or not!" If Rosa said not to buy it, the barricades would pounce on her and bite her.

……

"Buy!" Blinking her eyes, Rosa suddenly found a way to make a fortune.

——These are alien accessories, will the government accidentally recycle them?

"Then...then how much did you ask for!" The price was so high that Megatron couldn't remember how much he asked for in total. "Too little can't do it!"

"Yes, it won't do without it!" Starscream and Barricade agreed.

Rosa looked through her pockets calmly.Her belongings had just been thrown out of the car by the bumblebee - including her purse.

"I counted this number," she calmly raised a finger.

"10?" Starscream's eyes turned red immediately, "Those things cost me 80 to take back..."

"My things are worth 100 million..." the barricade cried out immediately.

"You're too dark!" Megatron beat the ground so loudly—he, who had no arms, hit his head.

10?Is a pile of scrap metal worth 10?

Rosa had never sold junk before, so she naturally didn't know that those things were actually valuable.

But even if she knew it, she would not be shaken.

"I'll pay 1 yuan." A shiny coin was pulled out.

"Pfft..." The only bit of diesel left in the Decepticon's body was gone.

Sherlock rushed to the scene of the accident with the MI6 people.

then……

Three unidentified objects, suspected to be Cybertronian robots, are spraying diesel fuel from what appears to be mouths, and three shiny $1 coins are placed where their heads are likely to be.

#Damn, these robots are actually bargaining! ——BY Angry Rosa#

Mechanical parts as high as mountains are piled up messily all over the street.

"Rosa Sauce~~~" An unusually flattering voice came from a yellow robot squatting on the side, "We are good friends ha o(*////▽////*)q", enough A three-story-high robot uses its big head to rub against a girl standing next to it.

The girl seemed to vaguely reply something.

"I knew Rosa-chan you are the best to mess with (not a typo) o(*////▽////*)q", the yellow robot jumped three feet high, "From today on, Lun's is your car La o(*////▽////*)q”

The yellow robot danced with excitement.

……

Can someone explain to them what's going on here? !

— BY heavily armed combatants.

The author has something to say: just ask if you are afraid! 23333 My family kills all the little angels~~

The paws are still not healed of the cold. Currently, I have a headache, a sore throat and a fever (┬_┬). Babies, please remember my lesson, don’t be greedy for cold and blow on the air conditioner hard

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