[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

"Sherlock!" Mycroft Holmes gave his troublesome brother a stern look, trying desperately to resist the urge to throw the folder in his face.

The current location is a...not-so-glamorous office set up by the British government's intelligence agency on the outskirts of London.

A man nicknamed "The British Government" sat behind a large desk with his legs crossed.If sight could kill people, then Sherlock's bear brother would have died countless times.

Rosa and Sherlock were sitting side by side on the sofa opposite the desk, one was fiddling with the calculator in the phone, the other was crossing his hands on his chin, grinning from time to time - which made Mycroft even angrier.

The line of sight is shifted, this office on the second floor has a bright glass wall, a pair of big shiny eyes are looking into the office curiously, blinking from time to time - that is the bumblebee sitting on the ground on the first floor .

"Sherlock." After trying to calm down, Mycroft spoke again, "Bumblebee—" He pointed to the big robot with its head tilted outside, "It's an alien creature, and the British government has the right to guard it ’” In other words, Mycroft believed the Hornet was state property and should have been taken away by his men.

"I don't!" Bumblebee quit, "I want to follow Rosa and Sherlock! I want to follow Rosa!" The big robot was noisy, which made Mycroft even more troublesome. "I don't want to go with you!" It's rare to meet such a powerful Rosa, Bumblebee is not stupid——

He must keep up with the pace of his little friends and stay close to each other! o(*￣︶￣*)o

#Throw 32 contemptuous eyes to the bumblebee holding the thigh#

"You heard me." The old god Sherlock spread his hands on the floor, "Mycroft, he is a car I bought with money. Even if the British government is overbearing, it can't forcibly expropriate private property?" The detective now feels that His move to buy Bumblebee was so wise——

Could it be that Mycroft has such a headache.

"He's an alien creature..." Mycroft was about to grit his teeth. "Sherlock, don't push me." His patience was almost exhausted.

"Uh...can I say something?" Rosa quickly opened her mouth after receiving a hint from the man beside her. "Mr. Holmes, I am very grateful to your people for helping me pack my things." She blinked like Bumblebee, "However, Megatron, Starscream and the roadblock are all my private property. May I ask when I can put them away?" They pull away?"

Private property you bastard!

Mycroft was about to flip the table.John Watson is obviously a good-natured person, why did he give birth to such a daughter who is as annoying as Sherlock? !Tony Stark, you bastard, get the hell out of me, who is that soft-tempered, timid little girl who is gentle, cute and kind, so she needs extra care?who is it?You're talking nonsense with your TM eyes open, you!

#Tony·Stark: My filter is thick, you have an opinion╭(╯^╰)╮#

"Miss Watson..." Mycroft took a deep breath, with a smirk on his face, "Those three alien life forms were discovered in the UK, so according to the laws of this country..."

"They sold themselves to her." Sherlock answered, "By the way, did you pay?" He turned to Rosa knowingly.

"Yes." Rosa nodded quickly, "I've already paid for it." After speaking, she turned her head and looked at Mycroft again. "Mr. Holmes, I gave them money, and they sold themselves to me voluntarily." In other words, the three Decepticons were now her private property—money and money.

But having said that, the villains all know to give themselves a name like "Deuteron", which sounds very domineering. Why did Bumblebee and his friends only choose "Autobots", which sounds like nothing at all? What about the domineering name?

#Autobot: Because we are grounded╭(╯^╰)╮#

What the hell is money and money? How dare you be more profiteer if you buy three aliens for $3.

Mycroft rubbed his forehead with a headache.

"Miss Watson", if Rosa is just an ordinary girl, then no matter what the relationship between the other party and Sherlock is, Mycroft will never be patient and entangled with the other party until now—his name of the "British Government" It's not for nothing.But the problem was that Rosamund Watson was no ordinary girl at all.

Rosa is a mutant with powerful abilities, and as an Avenger registered in the Avengers Alliance, even if Mycroft does not consider his personal relationship with Iron Man and the relationship between the British government and the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. Absolutely don't intend to freeze the relationship with Rosa.

As a man who can stand at the top of the entire pyramid with his own strength and is always calm, Mycroft always knows what to do is the best choice for himself.

——Why does he have to bully a young girl who is powerful but still young?

There is a saying in an ancient civilization country, it is better to bully a pulsatilla than a young man to be poor.

Rosamund is currently only 18 years old and has just awakened her abilities. She can have such a powerful ability soon, so what will happen to her in the future?And behind her stood Iron Man Tony Stark and the entire Avengers.

Mycroft took a serious look at the little girl who was blinking and making signs with his brother Xiong.

Forget it, just think of it as buying a talisman for Sherlock.

"Miss Watson." Mycroft calmed down and changed his tone, "I really can't let you take all three 'Deceptics' away."

Huh?

Rosa was taken aback.

What Sherlock's brother said was interesting.

Can't take it all away...

"Mr. Holmes." Rosa corrected her attitude and put on the appearance of a good girl. "I was born in England, and I have feelings for this country." The slogan should be shouted louder.

"It's just that I really can't just give up these three robots this time, don't you think so?" She looked at Mycroft.

Mycroft understood that the little girl in front of him understood his overture.

"It's natural." Mycroft smiled, "Tony also told me that you are young, and you are worried that you will be wronged in England." He put on a smile caring for children, "He and I are Good friend, naturally I need to take care of you more." The British government pointed to the desktop.

"Naturally, I will try to get some benefits from the government for you in this incident, Rosa." The "Miss Watson" who was still distant just now has become the familiar "Rosa".

"Then I will thank you in advance." Rosa climbed up the pole. "Well... Bumblebee is a friend of Sherlock and me, I wonder if I can..." First of all, she asked the cute Bumblebee to go home with them.

#This baby will not abandon the bumblebee#

"It's natural. Sherlock bought these two Chevrolets from someone else, so you can drive them back." In just a few minutes, Bumblebee turned from an alien life form into a Chevrolet sedan.

#Bumblebee: I don’t really understand your carbon-based organisms#

"Humph", of course Sherlock saw through what his brother was planning, and he snorted coldly to express his contempt.

Mycroft ignored it, of course.

"As for the three robots..."

There is a reason why Rosa clings to it and refuses to let go.

The reason for this is--

Mr. APP is too dark! ! !Profiteer!

原来买个技能3分钟才收10美元，贵一点也就100美元，可今天呢？啊？今天呢？1分钟就收了5000美元啊！三只霸天虎体积庞大，光拆零件拆了足足20分钟！！！

20 minutes!

Rosa spent a total of $10 in that short time this afternoon!

That's 10 million!

Even if Rosa was brought up rich by her own mother, even if the money was all funded by Iron Man, Rosa still felt that her wallet was throbbing.

#Inflation is too fast, right? ! #

So, after learning from the pain, Rosa decided that if she couldn't save money, she would simply open up money.

All the expenses of several superheroes in the Avengers are borne by Iron Man alone.Although Tony Stark is a model of a person with a lot of money (?!), Rosa always feels that she can't let others pay for her expenses.

Then she has such a big face!

#复联 Several people: Huh?Why do you feel your face hurts so much? #

#Phil·Coulson: Damn, why is my face swollen? ! #

But APP is such a profiteer, Rosa might not be able to keep up with the rate of inflation even if she starts working part-time without eating or drinking.

Therefore, Rosa was inspired by the "waste" that the Decepticons bought and sold.

"Mr. Holmes." Rosa smiled sincerely, "After all, I am a member of the Avengers, so I think you can understand that one of these three robots must be transported back to Manhattan." There will be no objection.

"Of course." The relationship between the British government and the American government has always been very good.

"The remaining two..." Rosa pressed the calculator again. "Hmm..." She paused, "I think the British government will not take away citizens' private property for free." In other words, if you want a robot, you can get it with money.

Rosa was probably the best negotiating partner Mycroft had ever met.

The little girl just wants money, no political demands, no religious inclinations, no partisanship.

How young are you...

"Yes." Mycroft half-raised his head and made a kind expression. "It's a matter of course. Of course, the British government will not take away citizens' property without reason." For people at a certain level, money is exactly is the least important thing.

"I want Megatron." Rosa quickly stated her position.Bumblebee said that Megatron is the most powerful, so she must transport Megatron to Iron Man and the others. "Starscream and roadblocks can be sold to the British government." In fact, Rosa thought about selling only one robot to Mycroft, but Sherlock shook his head cryptically at her—

Showing that she had a hard time bringing out two droids from Mycroft.

So Rosa didn't think about it at all, and directly proposed to take away the most powerful one.

Mycroft nodded, noncommittal to Sherlock's point to Rosa.

"Okay." He agreed. "Then those two Decepticons, on behalf of the British government, I offer you £200 million to buy from you..."

"Dong dong dong", there was a rapid knock on the door, and then someone pushed the door directly, "Miss Watson." Maria Hill, the right-hand man of Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D., came uninvited, "S.H.I.E.L.D. Willing to pay £200 million for a Decepticon."

#Business is coming#

The situation has taken a turn for the worse.

At present, the issue of the ownership of the three Decepticons has changed from a buyer's market to a seller's market.

"Ms. Hill." Mycroft's attitude towards S.H.I.E.L.D., an organization all over the world, was still very cautious. "I've just reached a consensus with Ms. Watson on the issue of the ownership of the Decepticons." The people downstairs are all for nothing!Such a big living person didn't pay attention when he came up!

"Oh, Rosa." Maria Hill turned around and smiled and handed Rosa a check for 200 million pounds, "Roadblock and Starscream, either one is fine." They did not choose SHIELD.

Rosa looked at Mycroft's face, then back at the check that was handed before her eyes.The person who robbed the business came on his own initiative, so she is not considered a profiteer by raising the price now, right?

#Deceptics: Why didn’t you reflect on yourself when you paid 1 yuan to buy us! #

"Uh... Ms. Hill", Rosa still had some concerns.That is——"The money to buy the Decepticons...is really paid by you?" Isn't it cheated from Iron Man?

Rosa, who has only met the S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel a few times, has a deep understanding of the behavior of a group of black suits who are ignorant of their conscience and don't pay.

How on earth did you bastard Phil Coulson ruin S.H.I.E.L.D.'s image outside? !

Maria Hill wanted to go back to the Washington headquarters and beat up her colleagues right now. "S.H.I.E.L.D., of course." What kind of impression did Coulson leave on the little mutants of Avengers?

#Our S.H.I.E.L.D. is really rich...#

↑↑↑Maria Hill roars inside.

"This matter..." Seeing that Rosa wavered, Mycroft was forced to increase the price.

Fifteen minutes later, Rosa had a check for 15 million pounds (from S.H.I.E.L.D. ), walked out of this office in the suburbs together with Sherlock.

Ms. Hill is such a nice person!Let her earn so much more money! ($_$)

Rosa thought happily.

"La la la, the Bumblebee express train is ready to serve Rosa sauce at any time!" As Bumblebee not only witnessed the whole process of the Decepticons being split, but also just watched the whole process of the Decepticons being bought and sold. At this moment, the admiration for Rosa is like a torrential river flowing non-stop. "Excuse me, Rosa-chan, do you want to go home and rest for a while, or find a restaurant to have a meal first? o(*￣︶￣*)o" The headlights and wipers moved together, and the hornet was too flattering.

"You're my car." Sherlock rolled his eyes.

"Sherlock, don't be angry, I like you too o(*￣3￣)o" Bumblebee expressed approval for Sherlock's little friend who was able to help Rosa without fear of power and justice.

The car door opened in response, "Come on, let's go home together. o(￣ε￣*)" Bumblebee cheerfully solved the Decepticons.

Sherlock, who was perfunctory, didn't care about the stupid and cute Autobot, "Let's go." He motioned for Rosa to get in the car, "We can drop by and pick Watson up from work." The detective who knew London's traffic conditions well understood No idea how long it would take them to drive back to the city now.

Less than 5 minutes after the car drove out, a blue supercar flung a beautiful arc, turning Bumblebee into scum in seconds.

"It's Miss Hill." Rosa saw the driver waving at her clearly, "She drove here by herself?" She thought that the senior agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. had to go out with 4 to 50 bodyguards Woolen cloth.

"No." Sherlock suddenly remembered something, "Bumblebee, turn around and go back." His expression was serious.

"What's wrong?" Rosa looked at Sherlock. "What's the matter?" While speaking, Bumblebee, who received her affirmative answer, didn't care about being sad and didn't run past the sports car, but immediately turned around and returned to the direction where she came.

"Hurry up." The big detective urged.

"It's not right for the MI6 member who came with me to find you today!" Sherlock explained to Rosa, "Mycroft has his own security team, and today Maria Hill went upstairs without a word, and Mycroft absolutely He won't allow such idiots under his command!" Why didn't he notice it just now?

"You mean someone..." Rosa remembered the case where the cabinet minister was killed.

Mycroft Holmes is also a member of the cabinet?

"Bumblebee, hurry up." Rosa patted her little friend.

"Okay!" The hornet's tires almost burst into sparks, and finally, in just 2 minutes, they rushed into the yard they had just come out of.

The heavily armed security personnel looked normal, and even the workers who were loading and unloading the Decepticons were busy as usual.

"Mr. Holmes..." The doorman recognized Sherlock, "Why do you..." Why did the BOSS's younger brother come back?

"Where's Mycroft?!" Jumping straight out of the car, Sherlock grabbed the opponent by the collar, "Where's Mycroft?" No matter how hard his mouth is, he won't be able to watch his brother die.

Especially if it's an unseemly way to die stupidly.

"Mr. Mycroft is in the office..." A confidant stepped forward to explain, "Mr. Holmes, you..."

Sherlock had already left him and ran inside.

Rosa followed closely behind.

Others naturally followed immediately.

"Mycroft!" Sherlock ran to the hall on the first floor, and through the transparent glass wall of the office on the second floor, he naturally saw his brother at a glance.

Mycroft Holmes was standing in front of the desk at the moment, and in front of him stood another man with a gun in his hand.

"The office is locked!" One of Mycroft's confidantes looked at the hidden switch on the wall in horror—the office on the second floor looked simple and not luxuriously decorated, but in fact it was an absolutely A safe chamber - to protect the bigwigs who come to work here.

And the "big guy" is literally in the office right now.

"That wall can't be opened unless you use a rocket launcher!" The security personnel stepped forward and fired a few shots, but it didn't help.

"Mycroft!" Sherlock shouted at his brother from below.

Sound came from a built-in loudspeaker in the office.

"Oh, Mycroft Holmes." The man with the gun had red eyes, and his figure seemed to have been well-trained. "When you fired me, you certainly didn't expect that you would die in front of me one day. This is what you call Is it in the hands of someone who is a 'fool'?"

The umbrella that Mycroft swung was easily knocked off.

"BOSS!" A group of security personnel tried their best to unlock the sealed security status of the office, but they were prompted that the password was wrong.

"Mycroft!" Sherlock stared intently at the room. "Rosa!" After Mycroft had been pushed down on the table, he called back to Rosa.

Rosa nodded.

[Ding Dong, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda! <(*￣▽￣*)/], the APP pops up immediately.He was also wronged by the little angel for calling him a profiteer. [Now exchange skills for the little angel Rosa sauce——#fanfilter热味寒#<(￣ˇ￣)/, this skill costs 500 US dollars per minute, please use it well, okay? d===== (￣▽￣*)b] APP decided to lower the price first, so as not to make the little angel angry.

#Remember an APP with such random pricing#

The office was silent for 5 seconds.

"Ah, Mr. Holmes!" The tall murderer took off the hood on his head, "Do you remember me?" The words sounded right, but the tone was a bit strange.

However, Mycroft's security personnel believed that this should be because the murderer was too nervous.

"Thomas Brandt, MI6 agent. BOSS fired him last month." Someone whispered in Sherlock's ear.

"Mr. Holmes, you are the sun over there, the rainbow after the rain, and the source of water after the drought!" Thomas suddenly removed his own gun with one hand, then knelt down on one knee in front of the desk.

Mycroft, who was half lying and half sitting on the desk, was dazed.

The security personnel below were also stunned.

"Mr. Holmes." The bearded Thomas threw away the pistol accessories. "I can't forget you ever since I left MI6." As he said, he shed tears of excitement.

"I miss your magnetic voice." Thomas grabbed Mycroft's leg with one hand. "I miss your thick, dark hair."

Everyone couldn't help looking at Mycroft's half-bald head.

"I miss your loving eyes..." Thomas said affectionately, "I miss your passionate chest." He touched Mycroft's chest with one hand.

"And your muscular pectoralis major and sexy mermaid line!" Mycroft's lower abdomen was touched with a big hand with golden hair, "And your extremely well-proportioned eight-pack abs." He was intoxicated Rubbed his head against Mycroft's leg.

"Ah, how could I forget!" Thomas straightened his body and looked directly at Mycroft, whose eyes were already red. "And your fragrant feet!"

With that said, he took off Mycroft's leather shoes—

Intoxicated, he put the other person's feet on his face.

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The author has something to say: Kekeke, fan filters are terrible