[Zhongyingmei] The little angels of the big ones

"Tony", there are few people in this world who can be called so affectionately by Mycroft Holmes, nicknamed "The British Government", and obviously, Iron Man Tony Stark is one of them.

"Mycroft." Stark pushed away the money box next to him, then stood up and shook hands with the high-ranking British government official who came as promised. "Long time no see." No matter what the two of them thought, at least on the surface, the relationship between Iron Man and the British government was astonishingly good.

"Humph", Sherlock stood still a step back, and then hummed sincerely for the hypocritical performance of the two men in front of him.

#肖娇的巷喵喵╭(╯^╰)╮#

"Sherlock!" Mycroft is actually somewhat similar to Thor in some places - of course, he himself will never admit this - that is, they both have a super IQ and a long second term Brother Xiong, and the two of them have to work non-stop and hard-working almost every day to clean up the mess for the brother Xiong at home.

"Forgive my little brother for your rudeness." Mycroft Holmes was wearing a standard three-piece suit and tie, and he was leaning on a black umbrella strangely in his hand-if the umbrella was replaced by a walking stick, then Rosa would almost think that the other party had traveled from the last century.

Mr. Holmes's manners were nothing short of the model of an English gentleman.

"It's nothing." Stark waved his hand generously, then turned his head to greet Sherlock, "Little Mr. Holmes has become famous recently." To the public, the name of Sherlock Holmes only represents a new phenomenon on the Internet Mycroft Holmes has a eccentric little brother, but to a certain circle of people it has long been known.

——The name Sherlock Holmes is not as common as others think.

"Doctor Watson." After almost nodding to Sherlock, Tony turned his gaze to the former military doctor who had already walked to the little girl. "Tony Stark." He introduced himself very formally, "I have read your blog, and it's a wonderful narrative." Iron Man, who has first-class communication skills, can't see the frivolity of the past at all.

"John Watson." Watson stretched out his hand and shook Iron Man, "You..." He had seen all the scene just now. His daughter was sitting with Iron Man in front of him, and the man reached out and took out a box from the box. Folding dollar bills, and skillfully handing them over to her daughter, Rosa took a lighter that clearly belonged to the man in front of her, and "poof" without blinking - burned the money.

#心好紧, what is my daughter playing? #

"Dad", Rosa could see her father's doubts, "I'll tell you when I go back." She didn't tell her father about the Avengers before. "Tor...Mr. Stark has been taking good care of me when I was in Manhattan." Rosa considered her father's ability to bear it, and decided to infiltrate slowly after going back.

#No, I'm even more worried when you say that! ⊙﹏⊙——Baba Watson with a confused face#

As a person who has been married once, divorced once, dated several girlfriends and been dumped several times, Watson now only has a row of subtitles in his mind——

Has the daughter been cheated? ? ?

"Mycroft, let's talk in the meeting room." Stark noticed Rosa's father's guard against him, but he didn't care, "Rosa, you..." He made a gesture, indicating that the little girl herself Explain the situation to the family.

After all, it was difficult for him to communicate on behalf of Rosa.

"it is good."

Iron Man and Mycroft turned around and went to the conference room, accompanied by Phil Coulson, while Watson and Sherlock stayed in the room in front of them, listening to their daughter/niece?Introduce what happened.

"You are a mutant..." Watson felt that the CPU in his head was about to smoke, "You saved Iron Man, so he now asks you to join the Avengers." Is the American superhero organization so short of manpower?Even recruit your own daughter? !

"It's like a protective measure." Sherlock knows a little more about the news than Watson, "There are several major forces in the United States that can compete with the Avengers. The mutants are divided into two camps, the X-Men and the brothers of Magneto Yes." He looked through the suitcase left by Iron Man, and he already understood in his heart what Rosa's ability was all about—the "Special Historical Event of Asgard" that was already raging on the Internet. It must be the handwriting of this wimpy little girl in front of me. "The Justice League, and a newly emerged organization that has absorbed almost all the resources of the former Hydra." The detective sat back in his chair.

"Iron Man asked her to join the Avengers at this time to show his position, which means that your daughter can't work for other organizations." To put it more bluntly, it's up to Iron Man to take care of Rosa.

"Dad?" Rosa looked at her father with a bad face, "Everyone in the Avengers takes good care of me, and they are very good, so they don't need me to do anything at all." The closest Peter is a big killer who can easily overturn a car with his bare hands. Rosa doesn't think her life-saving ability, which is almost full of prank skills, can be compared with other real superheroes.

#晋江APP: She was underestimated by the little angel. I will give her a big move o(*￣︶￣*)o after a while, let Rosa sauce know that she is also very powerful! <(*￣▽￣*)/#

#罗萨: I don't want big moves, thank you#

"Does Amanda know about this?" Watson touched the top of his daughter's head.

"Yes, Mom knows." Rosa nodded, she had just finished talking with her mother on the phone.

"That's good." After all, his daughter was brought up by his ex-wife, and Watson felt relieved when he heard that the other party knew about his daughter.

Therefore, Watson, who was preoccupied, easily accepted the setting that his daughter was a mutant and joined the Avengers.

#Also a big hearted dad#

The Avengers team quickly returned to Manhattan with the captive Rocky and the depressed Saul, and Phil Coulson returned to his post again to continue to maintain the peaceful unity of the United States (what seems wrong?).Rosa also stayed in London to continue her unfinished summer vacation.

but……

Along the way, listening to the billboards on almost the entire street repeating the phrase "A real gentleman takes three showers a day", Rosa held the snacks in her paper bag and couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth.

Who would have thought that Loki was really red this time, and it was a purple red.

There were many passers-by watching the Avengers capture Loki in the shopping plaza that day.In the 21st century, where information technology is highly developed, the more people watching, the more widely the news will spread—in today's society, almost everyone holding an electronic device can be called a self-media.

The story that Rocky of Asgard made a big fuss in Manhattan a year ago and led an alien army to attack the ball has already spread all over the world.Seeing him being captured by the Avengers, which passer-by could resist the temptation not to take a photo?

And naturally, Rocky's almost tearful accusation spread all over the world in an instant.

Throughout human history, the overthrown monarchs have been characterized by the following characteristics: exploiting the people, cruel, or stupid and self-proclaimed.The United States and other countries without the concept of a monarch are better off. In a country like the UK with a royal family and aristocratic traditions, Rocky's accusation caused an uproar.

The gods of Asgard would rebel because the king didn't pay attention to hygiene? !

Then came another question—how scruffy is Thor?What kind of life do the gods in our mythology live every day?

However, for merchants, the social discussions full of TV screens and the Internet can be ignored by them. The major manufacturers who are good at seizing opportunities can almost say that their eyes are shining after seeing the video about Rocky on the Internet—— —

Business opportunity! (☆_☆)

The two men's fashion magazines mentioned by Rocky in the video were sold out almost instantly, and the asking price of a single magazine has reached 10 times the price.And a certain series of a men's skin care brand that was mentioned was even more snapped up. As for the clothes Rocky was wearing that day?

A treasure from a flower grower said: The same style!One to one ratio!You just say what quality and price you want!

And other brands that failed to be favored by Loki were not to be outdone, and extended an olive branch to the second princess of Asgard who was still in prison.

According to Jarvis, Rocky has signed more than a dozen endorsements so far.

#Is this kind of inexplicable feeling that I helped Rocky reach the pinnacle of life? ! #

Rosa stood at the gate of Baker Street 221B with her newly bought snacks in her arms, looking at the advertisement in the distance that boasted that she was the favorite shower gel brand of the second prince of Asgard, and sighed deeply.

#I don’t really understand you merchants#

"Rosa, you're back." Mrs. Hudson was just about to go out, "Sherlock is messing around upstairs again, please ignore him." The landlady smiled kindly and went out.

"Sherlock?!" Rosa walked up to the second floor, staring at the scene in front of her in a daze, "Are you shooting at the wall of the living room?!" She heard the "bang bang" downstairs and thought that the big detective Practice wrestling in your room and end up practicing with a gun?

To tell the truth, if you didn't have a brother like Tianliang Wangpo, you would definitely be out of prison!

↑↑↑Rosa rolled her eyes.

"Boring!" Sherlock stood up from the sofa, then turned to look at Rosa. "You walked to the supermarket one street away, and you stopped to eat a piece of french fries when you passed by a french fries shop, and when you came back, you ate a fried fish nugget downstairs!" The detective grumpily said daily Disgusting, "You've gained 1kg since you came here!" He showed an extremely embarrassing smile.

For a girl, being told she is fat is like a bolt from the blue. "I'm not fat!" Rosa pointed angrily at the naive big detective. "What about your case? Why have you been so idle these two days?" Watson was greatly stimulated after seeing his daughter burn money with Iron Man at S.H.I.E.L.D.Therefore, Dr. Watson ruthlessly abandoned his friends who shared the rent. He has already passed the interview in a large hospital, and today is the first day of work.

Abandoned, Sherlock sat back on the sofa angrily. "Mycroft's people took the case away." Of course, he would not give in to his brother's despotic power so easily, but the current situation is special.

"So you can no longer investigate the case of the murder of the congressman?" Rosa nodded, "Then you can find other cases to investigate. Didn't a man come to you when I was out?" Obviously an hour Didn't a client come here just now?

"Ha, that idiot!" Sherlock sulkingly covered his face with the newspaper, "He asked me if his wife had cheated. , Addicted to watching porn, taking drugs and not earning a penny at home, I will also cheat!" He turned over angrily.

No, I think you will directly use the mouth cannon skill to spray the opponent to death.

Rosa pouted.

"Then you can find something to do yourself." She really didn't understand why Sherlock could be so irritable. "Inspector Lestrade must have a lot of unsolved cases. Why don't you go and find two?"

#Lestrade: I feel a sword in my knee#

"Boring, I don't even have the desire to take a look at that kind of case." The big detective is very picky.

"Then I can't help it." Rosa shrugged her shoulders, "If it's really impossible, why not you..."

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong".The almost non-stop ringing of the doorbell interrupted Rosa's words.

"I have a client." Sherlock sat up straight.

"I really can't help it." The man who came to ask for help was probably in his 40s, bald and wearing a pair of thick glasses.His terrified expression made Rosa feel that the other party must have encountered some great difficulty.

"Omit all the adjectives you describe about your emotions, thank you." The ruthless detective sat in his exclusive position with a blank expression on his face.

"Sherlock..." Rosa couldn't see it, and poured a cup of hot cocoa for the man, "Speak slowly." The man was dressed in old but clean clothes, and he seemed to be a very ordinary middle-aged man .

But what happened to him to be so frightened?

Rosa looked at the trembling body of the other party strangely.

"Oh, thank you." Hank took the cup and took a sip, "Mr. Holmes, I came to you because I really had no choice." He looked at the big detective who was obviously much younger than himself. "I really can't help it."

He repeated this sentence three times.

"You can stay." Hank stopped Rosa who was about to go upstairs, "It's not something that involves privacy, it would be better to have one more person to listen to me." He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"You have been unable to fall asleep at night recently, and the situation reached its peak this morning." Sherlock crossed his hands, "But since you are afraid of this, why do you have the intention to take a shower before going out?" The slightly damp short hair of the other party shows that he is here Just took a shower before.

"Mr. Holmes." Hank clasped his hands tightly together, "I didn't want to take a bath myself." His eyes were terrified, "I didn't want to take a bath myself!" He seemed to remember something, and his pupils dilated. "It's in my bathroom... the bathroom is haunted!"

"what?!"

……

Hank wiped his cold sweat and thanked Rosa for speaking for him.He was almost kicked out by the big detective, and he cherished this opportunity very much. "I'm not a prank, nor is I hallucinating due to nervous breakdown." The hot cocoa Rosa gave obviously didn't work, and Hank even drank a little of Sherlock's wine. "Mr. Holmes, my house is really haunted." His voice trembled uncontrollably.

"It happened 3 days ago." Hank told his story. "After I went home that day, I felt that the furnishings in the room seemed to be in the wrong place. But nothing was lost at home, so I was relieved." He sighed. "But since that night, there have been problems in my bathroom."

He even glanced at the kitchen sink with a little apprehension.

"I'm divorced, and I usually live alone." Hank wiped his sweat again. "I don't like surfing the Internet very much. I usually like to watch TV and listen to the radio." His hobbies are extremely ordinary. "Ever since I came home from get off work that day and found that the furnishings in the house seemed to have been touched, I always feel... always feel..." He wiped his face, "I always feel that someone at home is staring at me!"

Rosa swallowed, she was most afraid of ghost stories.But after hearing the beginning of the story, she couldn't stop.

"Specifically?" Sherlock glanced at Rosa, not paying attention to the movement of the other party sitting beside him.

"First of all, my TV and radio at home." Hank tried to make his words coherent, but with little success, "Oh no, it's not the TV and radio at home. No, it's at home..." He was a little incoherent.

"Go on." Sherlock listened patiently.

"Anyway..." Hank rubbed his hands, "When I stay at home, I can always hear men's voices coming from the TV and radio." His eyes widened.

Rosa gasped.

"Could it be that the neighbor's TV is too loud?" she asked.

"No." Hank himself wished that things were as simple as that. "I live in the suburbs and my house has a garden. The nearest one of my neighbors is about 300 meters away."

"And then?" Sherlock was not very interested.

"Then, it's my bathroom." Hank shivered in fear. "My bathroom...it, it always forces me to take a shower!"

"What?!" Rosa and Sherlock asked at the same time.

"It forced me to take a shower!" Hank covered his face with his hands. "Every time I went to the bathroom, the shower would automatically turn on and shower me all over." He recalled with horror, "Then I could hear the TV and There's a voice on the radio." He was driving himself crazy.

"But when I turned off the shower and rushed out of the bathroom, the sound disappeared!" He tugged at his hair fiercely, "And every time that happens, I feel like there are a pair of eyes staring at me in the room..." Hank swallowed, "I swear, I even heard a male voice say, say..."

"Say what?" Rosa had already grabbed the hem of Sherlock's clothes.

"Say...say..." Hank nearly passed out, "say, 'not enough'..."

Rosa was terrified.

"Haven't you seen a psychiatrist?" Sherlock remained expressionless.

"I swear I heard voices!" Hank knew his story was hard to believe, but he told the truth. "I specifically asked someone to repair electrical appliances, and even a plumber, and they all said that everything in my house was fine! I threw away my TV and radio yesterday!" He almost cried, "But today ...today...just this morning...that voice again..." came again. "And I swear I saw a pair of big yellow eyes!"

Rosa shrank her neck in fright.

Ghost stories with voices and eyes appearing are the scariest.

"Mr. Holmes." Hank almost cried out, "I beg you, just go and see for me, as much as you want!" Hank had already made up his mind to spend all his savings, Just get rid of the "ghost" in the house.

"Sherlock?" Rosa looked at the silent detective, not knowing what the other party was going to do.

From the bottom of her heart, Rosa didn't believe in ghosts. She thought that either Mr. Hank had hallucinations, or it was some strange scientific phenomenon.

#晋江APP: Why are you still afraid if you don’t believe in ghosts? →_→#

#罗萨：Just afraid, no reason needed╭(╯^╰)╮#

"... Let's visit your house." Sherlock, who was really bored, decided to take up the case.

"Us?" Rosa asked strangely.

"Don't you dare to stay at home by yourself now?"

——BY Sherlock with a devilish smile.

dare not (┬＿┬)

↑↑↑Rosa pouted.

"It's here." Trembling, Hank took out the key and opened the door. "I live here." The large garden looked a bit desolate, and some tools were thrown messily on the ground.Rosa followed Sherlock and Hank, looking around nervously.

"I threw away all the TVs and televisions at home." Hank pushed open the door of his own house, trembling with nervousness, "I live on the first floor, and the second floor is the room reserved for the children. I usually don't go up .” He usually only lives on the first floor.

"Sherlock, slow down." Rosa quickly followed the detective who was striding towards the bathroom.

"It's here." Hank pointed to the bathroom that he hadn't had time to clean up. "It's the shower, which always sprays water." The most frightening thing is that Hank found that the shower turned off by itself after he escaped in the morning!

"I didn't turn off the water when I left..." He trembled.

Rosa was also very nervous.

"Hmm... what else?" Sherlock slowly checked the bathroom and living room.

"The sofa... the position of the sofa has moved." Hank wiped his face.

The decoration in the house was old-fashioned and gloomy. With Hank's explanation, Rosa had already grabbed Sherlock's sleeve spinelessly.

#I am so surprised! #

But the great detective doesn't know what it means to be afraid.I saw him look here and there in the living room, and put his hands in his pockets—he was stopped by Rosa's movements.

"Where did the ghost come from!" He shook the sleeve that was held by Rosa in disgust, but he didn't say anything.

"You said there are no ghosts, Mr. Holmes?" Hank asked anxiously.

"Let's go to your garage." Sherlock walked towards the garage with the pendant on his arm.

"I only have this old car." Hank pointed to his Chevrolet, "I usually tinker with gadgets in the garage." The large garage has an old car parked on one side and a metal shelf on the other. , there are some small metal accessories on it.

"How long has it been since you bought this car?" The big detective thought sure, and then stood still in front of the car.

"It's been a month." Hank touched his car, "I bought it at the old car market, and it cost 1 pounds. The company changed places, and it took too much time for me to take the car." That's why he bought these two old cars and came back.

"You said you heard a man talking in the bathroom, what did you say?" Sherlock also touched the car.

"Say... say 'a real gentleman needs to...' every day, the second half of which is inaudible," Hank shrank his neck.

"Well, I bought this car." Sherlock pulled out a check book with one hand, and then signed a check for 2000 pounds with a swipe. "You have no objection?"

Hank was a little dazed holding the check.

"Sherlock?" Rosa was also very strange.

"Get in the car." The detective didn't explain, but directly opened the car door and got in.

Hank stared at the car going away, dumbfounded.

"Sherlock?" Rosa was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, her eyes full of surprises, "Why did you buy this car?" The temperament of the black and yellow Chevrolet sedan is too different from that of the big detective, right? "Is the ghost on this car?!"

She grabbed Sherlock nervously.

"Say it yourself." The big detective relaxed his hand holding the steering wheel, and then knocked on the stereo, "Why are you scaring Hank?"

There was silence in the car.

"Because..." A slightly aggrieved voice came from the speaker, "Because I heard from you all that a real gentleman takes three showers a day..."

"I really didn't mean to scare him..."

……

The author has something to say: 233333, I made up the voice of someone who feels wronged.

Thank you