[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

Really... I just passed by by chance, and I didn't mean to bump into you, young man.Can't you treat me as old and blind, and just let me go...

"I won." I tapped the hammer on the boy's head lightly: "Learn something from me, Ryunosuke."

Akutagawa jumped out of the circle all of a sudden, and the tips of his white hair fluttered: "Are you kidding me!"

Seeing his gritted teeth, I thought about it: "Could it be that Ryunosuke you have a teacher? It doesn't matter, I'll just teach you a few times."

"No need!" The boy's brows were tied into a knot: "Come again!"

"I'm very healthy... I don't want to fall in love with each other and kill each other." I put the hammer on my shoulder and brushed up the bangs on my forehead: "I can't help it, I will teach you directly."

"Ryunosuke, the first thing you need to do is load the defense app."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, a real bear.

I make this assertion one night.

There is still a long way to go, I hope I won't lead him astray.Once it's really crooked...well, it's time to find someone to take the blame.

Since then, my daily life has suddenly become more exciting.According to the degree of difficulty from easy to difficult, they can be arranged as going to school, dealing with the world history teacher, fighting wits with Sakunosuke, raising cats for the president, educating bear children, facing the dog food forced by Cheng Zi and Ranpo, and rescuing Dazai. Ready at all the time.

That's right, Dazai is still the most difficult to deal with.

"I also draw manga, Dazai is not as serious as Sakunosuke at all." I knocked my chin on the table: "Young and strong don't work hard, the boss is just sad!"

Cheng Zi nodded: "Just like you."

"Friends are gone! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻" I jumped up angrily, and pushed the small table in front of me hard: "I hit you!"

Cheng Zi turned his head and ran away: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

I didn't change my face: "You are not a gentleman, just give me a good beating."

After 1 minute, I simply gave up on the small table, jumped up and pressed on Cheng Zi's body: "I got you."

"Yes, I have something to say..." Cheng Zi laughed dryly in a cold sweat.

I was just about to reach out to her waist when the phone rang.This movement is Dazai again.

Cheng Zi escaped from my room as if she had been pardoned: "Kiss, good night!" Then he closed the door with a bang.

I answered the phone helplessly: "It's midnight, Mr. Dazai, what's the matter with flipping my brand? By the way, I've already changed into my pajamas and lying on the bed."

Dazai was silent for a moment, and then said: [Actually, I want to make an appointment with Baili to commit suicide tomorrow. 】

...You are enough, even the appointment is out...

With the black lines all over my head, I nodded heavily and said, "Say it."

Dazai became excited all of a sudden: [First, it starts at [-] o'clock in the morning, balabala...]

"Wait, wait Dazai!" I had to interrupt his plan to line up until [-] o'clock in the evening and there is a trend to continue: "I know tomorrow is Saturday..."

【Yeah, Baili doesn't go to class, right~】

I covered my face sadly: "...you won."

I think as long as you follow Dazai, you can see endless ways to commit suicide.

"Trying to suffocate myself with a shopping bag from the supermarket, but I was accidentally hooked by the guardrail and hung in the air. The bag was also torn, and failed x[-]. I tried to suffocate myself with the overlord meal, and was finally chased and killed by the clerk, failing x[-]. Burned outdoors Charcoal committed suicide, failed x[-], by the way, if you want to eat barbecue, let me do it. The experiment found a piece of tofu and crashed to death, failed x[-]" I counted my experience today, and said with a half-smile expression: "I am convinced."

Dazai was dejected: "Sure enough, we should find a recipe to make tofu hard."

"Why are you so persistent here..." I twitched the corner of my mouth: "Is there any more today?"

"Hmm...wait for me a little~" Dazai put his hand on my shoulder, stopping me from moving forward. "I want to try to see if I can be killed by the ghosts here."

In front of me is an abandoned building, the birthplace of a typical urban legend.

I hesitated: "Are you sure?"

Dazai said very considerately: "You don't need to go in Baili."

"I'm not afraid of ghosts." I denied Dazai's conjecture: "If there really are ghosts, what would Dazai do?"

"Oh, does Baili believe that there are ghosts in this world?" Dazai asked with some surprise.

"... Guess I believe it or not." I choked out such a sentence.

Don't believe it!I have seen ghosts!Really ghost!Although I am very insensitive but I can see ghosts!Don't underestimate the nine technicians!

"Baili believes in ghosts but is not afraid of ghosts." Dazai sighed and walked towards the abandoned building on the second floor.

"Hey, Baili." Dazai asked, "What kind of relationship do we have?"

I pinched my chin and thought about it carefully: "...the underage group led by Sakunosuke to make their debut, right?"

"Really?" Dazai chuckled and disappeared at the dim building door.

I hear gunshots.

It can also be said to be the sound of mechanical friction, with a muffled sound and the sound of glass breaking and walls peeling off.

I am not afraid of ghosts, nor of people.

With that in mind, I rushed into the building.

The second floor was in a mess, and Dazai's clothes could be seen at the side of the bunker in the corner.

"Go downstairs, Dazai!" Throwing the table to the center of the group of men in black, I shouted, "Now immediately!"

As a cover, I simply exposed myself to everyone.There are too many opponents, and all of them are armed.There was no other good way to guarantee Dazai's safe retreat.

"Did you come with Osamu Dazai?" A deep and hoarse voice came from the opposite side: "Instead of pestering the cadres, take down the place where you can get the same goods as her."

The others understood and quickly surrounded me.

"Although I don't understand the situation very well, but Dazai can be let go, right?" I glanced at where Dazai was just now, and the person was gone.

The leader who was outside the encirclement nodded: "He has already left. So, Miss, can I ask you to cooperate?"

"How to cooperate?" Cold sweat has flowed down my cheeks.

"The address of the cargo—after all, he is the youngest cadre in the history of the Port Mafia, and we have made a lot of determination to face Osamu Dazai. The current situation does not need to confront him. To be honest, I am relieved. As His loyal subordinate, you should know that you have been regarded as an abandoned son. Why don't you give us the information and save your life. How about it?"

This man is definitely out of his mind.I cursed in my heart.Regardless of Dazai's identity, this group of people dare to snatch goods even if they don't want to confront the cadres. According to the rules of the mafia, aren't they afraid of being wiped out... Do you think the "port" mafia is just joking?Where are you going to run under the noses of these guys who control the traffic network?

In the dark place in the stairwell, Dazai's eyes were full of dark tides: "... People with broken mouths are really annoying and troublesome."

Facing the constant persuasion from the other party with a tough attitude, I raised a smiley face: "Really, I got it. The address of the goods, right?"

Dazai, who turned to leave, paused.

The leader got a little excited: "Yes! Miss is very knowledgeable about current affairs!"

"But why should I tell you?"

"..."

"Grandpa, be safe and don't be impatient, you will hurt yourself if you get angry!"

"Give, me, take, take!" The leader squeezed out the syllables through his teeth.

There was a violent collision sound, mixed with the sound of bullets being loaded.

Dazai lowered his head.

"I didn't expect the cooperation to reach this point. No wonder Odasaku cares about you so much." Dazai straightened his coat and walked out of the abandoned building: "It's a pity, it's rare to be so happy."

"Hey, Cheng Zi. Do you think the president has a way to beat people until they lose their memories of a few hours ago?"

[Xiao Qiao, your voice is wrong!Is it because of the overdraft of the kidneys? 】

"Don't make me laugh, it hurts..."

[…Maybe it can be blurred with hallucinogens.If it can really hit your amnesiac with your hammer, it's okay, right? 】

"That way all the memories from birth to the present will fly out of the brain."

[That's what I said... I'll pick you up. 】

"Ah... come on, call the police by the way. I'm on the second floor of the urban legend of Sanmachime, and there are a lot of corpses lying around. If Aoba has time, ask her to come with her."

[Could it be that the skylight was opened somewhere? 】

"Well, it's the kidney."

[...beep beep beep——]

Putting down the phone, I felt the pain from the wound in my abdomen, took a deep breath, and said to myself: "President... Is there a bonus for working overtime on my own initiative?"

The author has something to say:

I forgot to mention last time...the official adult age in Japan is [-], and Dazai and Baili are both under [-] at this time.There are also gentlemen who are too early to popularize science...no...that's the content of this chapter (laughing and crying

Dazai said that those guys broke their mouths not to expose him as a mafia, but to say that he was "the youngest cadre".And it's easy for Dazai to deal with this kind of small-scale rebellion with a bit of a brain-he just wants to kill Baili, the kind that even squeezes out the last bit of residual heat...

This is the first turning point!Don't be afraid, we'll make up right away (you!

In the previous chapter, someone asked Baili about his strength.Of course, this has something to do with his childhood experience, after all, he inherited the pattern of the nine technicians.And no matter what, he is also a member of the Armed Detective Agency, so he must be able to fight (poof).Akutagawa is far from taking shape now, and he can only fight head-on, so of course he can't do a hundred miles.Anyway, my copywriting said Su Susu (laughing and crying

The last time there was no harmonization of a single word!Grandma is very pleased (x

Reaper will be updated next week~

Notification burst: I have an unfinished next door, but there is no way to take care of both sides at the same time, so the two sides are updated alternately.That is, each article is updated every two weeks~.Little angels are interested to see it~

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