[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

Oda Saku frowned and stepped forward, "I saw you from a long distance just now, but you didn't respond when I called. So I chased after you—you were injured!"

"Well, it's like a small gang's nonsense. I'm going to call the police." I said and took out my phone.

"Don't go around the topic. It's a gunshot wound, so it needs to be dealt with quickly." Oda Saku walked over.

I obediently put down my phone temporarily and accepted his emergency treatment.

After being quiet for a while, the three of us asked each other at the same time: "Do you know each other?"

……

Well, it looks like we know each other.

"Are you friends?" I rubbed my chin: "Okay, uncle. You even attacked a minor."

"Friend..." Odasaku glanced at Dazai in embarrassment, and said cautiously: "It should be said that colleagues are better..."

"Eh? I always thought that the only ones who draw manga are uncles and not beautiful boys!"

"How many times have I said that I want to write a novel."

"Uncle, you are so angry, be careful to be bald."

"...What you said seems to make sense."

"How about complaining, Sakunosuke!"

"...?"

"So my brother is serializing comics? Tsujima Shuji is a pseudonym? I'm sorry I don't have any impression..." I looked at the sky at a [-]-degree angle and recalled it, distressed that I hadn't seen it.

Odasaku paused for a moment, and then lied clearly for Dazai: "It's about the same. Dazai, why don't you introduce yourself again?"

Dazai, who watched the interaction between the two with subtle eyes, cleared his throat: "I'm sorry, Miss Baili. My real name is Osamu Dazai. Thank you for today."

"Just call me 'Baili', Dazai." I stroked my forehead tiredly: "Anyway, you've never been polite."

Dazai quickly changed the topic from a direction that was unfavorable to him: "Harry, are you familiar with Odasaku?"

I glanced at Odasaku: "Well, he kidnapped me."

Odasaku: "..."

The follow-up processing is handed over to the uncle to save time and effort. After I chatted with them a few words, I was ready to go home.

"Pay attention to the wound." Oda Saku repeated: "Remember the precautions I said."

"Don't worry, uncle." I said briskly, "If it doesn't work, there is my best friend. She is a top veterinarian."

Odasaku: "...I just feel more and more worried."

Watching Baili's disappearing figure, Odasaku asked with a troubled face, "... Dazai, what are you playing?"

What is this little guy?Don't be cowardly, just go!

"Eh——Odasaku, you never said that you have such a friend?" Dazai pouted.

Odasaku replied: "You never asked, and that little girl... firmly believes that I am a manga artist."

"Pfft!" Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing.

"But I want to write a novel." Oda Saku frowned.

"Hahahahaha!" Dazai couldn't help laughing out loud, "Hahahaha, you two!"

Wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes, Dazai said dangerous words in a soft tone: "She's quite interesting."

Odasaku pursed his lips, and finally said, "Dazai, be a little bit more modest."

Although they are considered friends, there is a strict superior-subordinate relationship in the Mafia after all.As a grassroots member, he is not qualified to demand Dazai.

Although Baili is very capable of tossing around, Dazai... can really play people to death.

Dazai looked at Odasaku in surprise, and said with a smile, "I'm just kidding."

Ever since I learned about the relationship between Dazai and Sakunosuke, my communication with Dazai has become smoother.Specifically, it is reflected in Dazai's increasing number of emergency calls and the surge of various scars on my body.But Dazai's bandages are updated twice as often as mine, so I won't pursue it.

The gunshot wound healed quickly, leaving only a shallow scar.I seriously doubt that Sakunosuke's nagging during this period has delayed the recovery of my injury.

"Dazai's 'attempted suicide' is already in the advanced stage of serious illness and cannot be saved." I looked at Sakunosuke with painful eyes: "As his good friend, you must pay more attention to him!"

Odasaku looked bewildered: "...how do you care about this?"

I snapped my fingers and suggested: "Since he will never give up, you can give him a little more advice on suicide to comfort his heart of failure, or prepare the coffin in advance and promise to collect his body, or wish him a successful suicide as soon as possible." It's also a good choice."

"...Isn't that what you should say to your friends?" Do you normally expect your friends to jump down from the underworld?

"Even at this time, I won't complain." The owner of the restaurant smiled and removed the curry plate that had been emptied in front of Odasaku: "Miss Baili always does her best, and it's hard for you to complain once or twice. Woolen cloth."

"Yes, Uncle!" I complained loudly: "I obviously tried my best to create junior slots, but this person is not flattering at all! Sakunosuke, you are so heartbroken, do you know that?"

Odasaku mechanically turned his head to the restaurant owner: "Instead of complaining, can I hit her?"

Although I like the curry here, I still love the hot pot in Chinatown.The bigger reason for following Oda to come here is the five children who are fostered here.Although I would tease him from time to time for his old mentality, I knew in my heart that none of these children belonged to him.

Just let an inexperienced uncle take care of these children, what if some distorted views are formed!

Seeing Baili who was mingling with the children to the outside world, Odasaku subconsciously shut up and remained silent.This is no longer [-]+[-]=[-], this is a collection of disasters!

It was also very good to cooperate with the children to hit Odasaku today, and I walked home contentedly.

The law and order in Japan is actually much better than the rumors.For example, in Yokohama, Chinatown is relatively chaotic.Unfamiliar Chinese are the biggest threat.As long as you maintain proper vigilance, you can live a very stable life.

But that doesn't include when trouble comes to you.

I looked at the man in front of me who was almost merged into the night... the coat turned into a sharp knife and pierced through the wall beside me, and I raised the corner of my mouth to show an evil smile: "Very good, boy, you have successfully caught my attention .”

The young man wielding a killing blade in a dark alley where no one noticed, had a sickly pale face, and there was madness in his eyes that couldn't be hidden.The faint smell of blood in the air probably came from him.

"Really, which brat is this?" I dodged the opponent's attack, looking for a gap to get close to him: "Young man, calm down. I don't know your little secret very well, why are you chasing me so hard? ?”

The other party covered his mouth and coughed twice: "It's better for the weak who get in the way to die."

Me: ...Where did you get the secondary illness?

The boy had no intention of showing mercy at all, and all his attacks were aimed at the vitals.On the other hand, I am unarmed here, which is more embarrassing.

"Young man," I swayed and started to approach him: "It's really commendable—I've never seen such a special ability that specializes in attacking!"

This is not a joke or a suspicion of diverting attention, but my thoughts from the bottom of my heart.Without hiding my admiration, I smiled and looked at his slightly dilated pupils.

"But there's one more thing..."

I finally found his opening, ducked in, and arrived in front of him in an instant.

"Sure enough." I squinted my eyes and confirmed, "Young man, you are serious."

It was too late for any defense, several joints of the boy's body were attacked continuously.His feet were weak and he almost fell.But was lifted up.

"Young man, you don't seem to be physically able to keep up, and don't you have any means of defense?" I supported him and asked softly.

The boy jumped up violently.I backed away quickly, avoiding the most violent counterattack: "Don't be shy, boy. The lack of physical contact for a long time will make you skin hungry, especially at your age."

What responded to me was an attack twice as strong as the first one.

"Is this your strength, young man?" I observed the other person's expression, knowing that I seemed to have poked his sore foot: "It's very good, but it can be better."

"Shut up!" The boy was completely filled with anger, and charged forward with his body that had not recovered from the paralysis: "It's not enough!"

"Hey~ You know it yourself! Very good!" I praised him with a smile, but the murderous aura on his body became stronger and stronger.

"...It's not the kind of cognition I thought..." I sighed.

Powerful abilities, but using them like this is a bit reckless.For the sake of the other party's good looks, I said on a whim: "Young man, shall I teach you?"

The other party immediately exploded: "No need!!!"

I continued to coax: "Don't be like this, boy. Tsundere is cute, but being aggressive is not good. As a villain, if you are not cute, you will be cannon fodder."

"Go to hell!"

I tilted my head helplessly: "But young man, you can't kill me—I'm stronger than you."

The young man choked and shouted, "I'll kill you!"

Even if you say you are strong a hundred times, if you can't beat it, you can't beat it.Sure enough, the body should be more honest...

Thinking about it this way, I finally became serious: "Then I'll prove it to you, boy——I've taken a fancy to you, really."

The pattern of the foundry rose from under my feet, and the forging hammer integrated into my blood appeared in my hand.

"My name is Bailiqiao. Boy, what's your name?"

"... Ryunosuke Akutagawa."

The author has something to say:

I didn't expect the animation to be black when it came up...so the tens of thousands of characters of my manuscripts are all based on the novel...There are some changes on TV. It’s the part of the novel… including the characters, I wrote it according to the understanding of Kuro Tokizai and Oda Tsukuru in the novel at the beginning, there may be a little deviation… Forget it, just be happy (laughing and crying

Oda little angel may be ... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah !---! ! !

After reading the spoilers for the fourth volume of the novel, I suddenly felt that I predicted something terrible in this fan outline... In fact, I have not coded a word in the past few months, and now all you see are I saved the manuscript a long time ago... Please don't hit me... I still have to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and I will show it to you every day after the exam is over and I pass the exam!Absolutely never break my promise!

I forgot to mention last time that the vibration mode of three short, three long and three short is SOS. Apple phones have this kind of vibration. If you are interested, you can look for it.In addition, in Japanese high schools, everyone takes the same subjects, but when it comes to college entrance examinations, they will be divided into arts and sciences.Around the second year of high school, everyone will start to decide whether to study literature or theory in college, and then decide which subject to study.Most high schools in Japan do not prohibit students from bringing mobile phones into school, but junior high schools do not.

Small science popularization: Repaying the original is also an idiom that refers to repaying kindness.A gentleman uses his mouth but does not move his fingers. When facing a gentleman, he uses his mouth and does not hit others.Of course, if the target is Dazai, needless to say, just beat him up (laughs)

It may not be obvious, but Dazai is actually testing Baili's bottom line again and again.This person seems to be able to play around - this is what Dazai thinks now.

Okay, for Odasaku's sake, Baili was saved from death (not

According to popular science, Japan's law and order is indeed better than imagined.And Chinatown is indeed chaotic and there are many scammers, so you should be careful when you go out.

Nine technicians branch - foundry division.The inherited weapon is the forging hammer.Those of you who have seen my death fan should know what this is.It’s just a personal setting, it doesn’t matter if you don’t know it (laughs), it can be compared to Onmyoji (totally wrong)

And do you think I can write fight dramas?Too naive, how could I write such a difficult thing (escape

Last time, I harmoniously dropped the silencer and the pistol, and I got shot again with the groan (laughing and crying

Reaper will be updated next week~

Notification burst: I have an unfinished next door, but there is no way to take care of both sides at the same time, so the two sides are updated alternately.That is, each article is updated every two weeks~.Little angels are interested to see it~

Thanks to the little angel who posted [-] bar for chasing here, yum! (づ￣[-]￣)づ

Of course, I also thank the little angels who love me in Jinjiang!You are all angels!

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