[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

"Oh... I didn't expect the rope to break... I was saved by you again, miss. I'm so sorry." Tsushima rubbed his head in embarrassment, and he didn't know how much sincerity he had.

"Brother, attempted suicide is a disease that needs to be cured! Either succeed or give up, choose one of the two." I persuaded every word.

"Ah... this is really difficult..." Tsushima smiled helplessly: "I want the kind of suicide that doesn't hurt at all..."

"The requirements are so high... Brother, why don't you go for euthanasia?" I rubbed my forehead.

Cheng Zi stared at Jin Dao with great interest, his eyes lit up a little because of his face.However, he made a phone call in Luanbu and pulled her away.

Tsk, I married a daughter-in-law and forgot my best friend.

I stared at Tsushima's rather innocent expression speechlessly, and decided to throw up my sleeves and leave.

From tomorrow onwards, I must stick to the president.

The next day, the Armed Detective Agency received an urgent mission.

"Terrorists? Mosques?" I pretended to be ready.

"How is it possible!" Kunikida didn't buy my serious joke at all: "I heard that there are a few extremists who have sneaked in from abroad, and they are carrying powerful drugs."

Luanbu sat on the side uninterestedly, and Cheng Zi spoke in his place: "If they just want to create chaos, it's not surprising that they will do anything."

"It's only a few people. Kunikida can solve it all by himself? In fact, it's just the first problem." I stretched out my index finger and poked the table: "How many are there?"

"I don't know yet, so we must be prepared." Kunikida pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose: "It's just a small group of private actions, and the government doesn't mean to take it very seriously, leaving only the police in the area to worry..."

"Ranbu?" Cheng Zi pushed the core of the detective agency.

Luanbu pursed his lips and turned his head to the side.

Cheng Zi was silent for a while, then said, "I'll stay at the detective agency tonight."

other people:"……"

Luanbu: "...It's a deal! We will never allow you to go back on your word!"

Mr. Ranpo, who was suddenly excited, ignored the subtle sight of us single dogs, and simply gave instructions: "Kunikida will go to the dam in the downstream area of ​​Yokohama and ask them to open the gate to release the water. Baili will go to the hydropower station in the upstream of Yokohama and make whatever you want. If there is an accident, all the people there will be transferred out. The president will contact the power supply bureau to start the power outage record, and Cheng Zi will stay here to help me lure those guys to the bait~"

"Wait, wait a minute Mr. Ranpo, so the enemy is going to blow up the hydropower station!" Kunikida was shocked.

Ranpo's affirmative nod made the atmosphere suddenly heavy.Kunikida picked up the "ideal" notebook and ran out first.I followed and ran in the other direction.I believe that the president who finally came out will also rush to the power supply department vigorously.

The severity of the incident exceeded everyone's expectations except Mr. Ranpo.We don't have time to think about it, and most of us can't think why the other party has such a large number of guns, why Mr. Ranpo doesn't let us go directly to dismantle the guns, why this kind of personnel allocation is carried out, and how Mr. Ranbu and Cheng Zi will lure them. What kind of actions to make the enemy take...but only one thing is absolute.

Edogawa Ranpo's "super reasoning" is the key to supporting this armed detective agency.

So we did our job without any doubts.

This is the Armed Detective Agency.

"Create an accident and get everyone out... Do you want me to blow up a section of the dam too..." I was lurking near the hydropower station with a headache.Japan's instruments and equipment are highly automated, so there are not many staff here.According to the information that Cheng Zi sent by text message later, it is accurate to say that there are only eleven people here.

Just use this automation to create chaos.

I dropped a signal jammer next to the small information tower that sends information to the hydropower station, and started to destroy here and there-cutting a few optical fibers here, and messing with a few wires there, until it tripped.

As long as people gather in the non-surveillance area, there will be no problem.

After the crew was successfully evacuated, I breathed a sigh of relief and followed the current downstream.The other party mainly wanted to attack the power grid. According to the water volume of the hydropower station and the nearby diversion, it should not affect the roads on both sides.No accident unless someone runs down to swim.According to regulations, it is also forbidden to enter the water here.

"Ah, the water here is really cool and comfortable, suitable for entering the water."

……

puff.

……

"Grumble rumble..."

……

puff.

OK, I jumped too.

"Brother——! Please change the timing to commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river! Today's calendar is forbidden to enter the water, swim, and go down the river. Everything is not suitable!"

I quickly fished him ashore, grabbed his collar and shook him vigorously.

"Puff cough!" Tsushima accidentally bit his tongue, and said a little deliriously: "Oh, miss, we are so destined, the chance is so rare that we die together..."

A distant explosion interrupted him.

I stared dumbfounded at the black smoke rising from upstream, as if I could already hear the roar of the rushing water.Pulling up Tsushima's arm, I took him to the road at full speed.

Just for a moment, I swung my arm and knocked the person up, and then my feet were hit by the water and I lost my balance.

Damn labor and management don't want to drift at extreme speed!

I controlled the center of gravity, bent down abruptly, and grabbed the curb.

Tsushima was dumbfounded: "...Miss, it's amazing..."

Awesome p, play it all wet, okay?I slowly got up and covered my heart: "... I was so scared that I even used my prehistoric power..."

Tsushima: "..."

It is said that there are only three incidents, but this is the fourth time I have encountered a suicide scene. The protagonist is still the same person, and the process is getting better and better every time... Wrong, it is getting worse.For the sake of my personal safety, I decided to ask the man why he committed suicide.

Tsushima: "To tell you the truth, I actually tested the comfort level of committing suicide by diving into the water."

"..."

Tsushima: "Actually, the river looked good, so I just jumped in."

"..."

Tsushima: "Well, to be honest..."

In the next second, his stomach growled untimely.

I am fine."

At the ramen shop, Tsushima puts the last fish board in his mouth.

"Ah—it's delicious—it would be even better if it had crab meat—" Tsushima let out an exclamation of satisfaction.

I turned my kind eyes to him: "Whose seafood noodles with crab meat?"

Tsushima trembled, clasped his hands together: "Thank you for your hospitality~"

I sighed: "Little brother, life is unsatisfactory ten to ten times. If you commit suicide at the slightest disagreement like you, you can accomplish the ultimate task of cleaning mankind without mother earth."

Tsushima: "...Miss, did you rewrite some common saying on your own?"

Me: "Tsk, people's ability to resist stress is too low nowadays."

Tsushima: "...I don't think the problem is there."

"In short," I pushed the note with my mobile phone number on it to him: "If you need it, you can contact me."

Tsushima picked up the note by accident, looked at it for a while, nodded and said, "Well, then I'll be rude."

My eyelids twitched: "No, please be more polite."

The TV in the store broadcast reports that the incident had been resolved.I picked up the water glass and drank the warm water in the glass.

"Bill, please."

A week later.

Cheng Zi glanced at the hundreds of call records in my phone blankly, all of which were notes—【Did my brother commit suicide today? 】

"So you were soft-hearted for a moment and reaped the consequences?" Cheng Zi stared at me with a pair of dead fish eyes.

"...Baby is very wronged! Baby is just thinking about his own safety? According to the previous evil baby, he thought he would snatch someone in the hail of bullets next time!"

"Touch the baby." Cheng Zi slapped me on the head.

"No, the baby is only for viewing, please don't touch it." I took a big step back and escaped from Cheng Zi's claws.

"How did you manage to make calls at such a frequency..." Cheng Zi returned the phone to me, and asked strangely, "What did he do?"

I recalled it, and said: "At first, it was something like 'Miss, I failed to commit suicide, help!', and then it progressed to 'Miss, do you think it is feasible to find a piece of tofu?' or 'Miss, do you have any? Is there any recommended suicide package?' That kind of consultation, and then it turned into 'Ah...Miss, I am going to starve to death with empty pockets...' and 'Miss, help me, I want to ask Mr. Robber to tell me how to use it. Shoot myself but now they're chasing me!'..."

Cheng Zi raised his eyebrows: "Why do I feel that you have been blackmailed?"

"..."

I swallowed hard: "...it seems... yes?"

Cheng Zi was silent for a moment, then patted me pityingly: "It's okay, you're still a baby." Be stupid if you're stupid.

I:"……"

Although he was regarded as a fool, he still did what he promised. This is tutoring.And the little brother has no ill intentions towards me, so I am magnanimous and don't bother with him.

Cheng Zi: No, no, this is obviously full of malice against you!

I am a student anyway, so I still have to attend classes.Today, I also survived in front of the world history teacher without any risk.

Even I myself have such a trace of sympathy and guilt for him.

"Anoza... Baili-jun..." The world history teacher considered his own words: "I know you don't like this class... I don't mean to force you, after all, you want to take a science test. But World history is also something to learn in China, right? As a piece of common sense, at least you have to understand something..."

I made a serious confession: "Yes teacher! I'm sorry teacher!"

The already Mediterranean world history teacher doubts whether he will suffer from gastric perforation again when he is close to retirement.

At this time, a burst of three short, three long and three short vibrations came from Baili's schoolbag.

There is only one contact who can experience this vibration.I gave the teacher a smirk and quickly got on the phone.

[Hey~Miss~I'm going to die~] The rippling tone came through the microphone.

"Oh, where is it?" I asked in a flat tone, "Save you or collect the body?"

[This time, I'm afraid the body will be collected. 】

Tsushima's tone was full of helplessness.

I turned to the world history teacher and said in a quick tone: "I'm sorry, teacher, this time it was all my fault. I will definitely correct my past mistakes and turn around. But now I have something to do, so please spare my life. I will definitely repay my kindness." Anti-beginning prehistoric monsters..."

The teacher couldn't hear the rest of the content, because Baili had already rushed out at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.

"Brother! Where are you!" I rushed out of the campus and yelled at my phone.

【Ah, Miss really has a kind heart!I am now in an abandoned factory building where I can see the beautiful sunset, and there is still golden water~ If possible, can the lady send the coffin together? 】

I automatically filter out other content.According to this description, there is only one place.

"Brother!" The moment I rushed in, I only felt heat on my shoulders, and then fled to the bunker reflexively.

"A little girl was called, hahahaha!" The man with tattoos all over his body laughed and turned his gun, which was no longer smoking, to Tsushima who was lying on the ground in a state of distress. His decent black windbreaker was already covered with dust. , was ripped apart. "It's really touching! Come out, little sister, or your boyfriend won't be able to see you for the last time."

I covered the bloody bruise on my shoulder and walked out slowly.

Eight people, one gun, three daggers, blunt weapons such as steel wine bottles are ignored...

"Brother..." I started to move closer to Tsushima.

"Come here, little sister!" One person gave Tsushima a hard kick, and said with a distorted smile, "Come here!"

Tsushima made a sound, struggling to look at me.

I obediently quickened my pace and rushed over to hug him.

Ghostly laughter echoed in my ears x[-].

"This view is amazing!" The voice of the bullet being loaded rang clearly: "Bless you all!"

I pushed Tsushima back, and kicked the cock in the man's hand with a flying kick.

"Bless us." I calmly punched him in the face: "I won't bless you guys."

Although it is far inferior to Kunikida, let alone the president.But compared to Chengzi, I'm better at melee combat.The size difference is not an issue, I'll use the most straightforward solution.

Brute force will do.

It seems unreasonable, but I only have explosive power to watch it.Endurance is over, and the tug-of-war is sure to lose.

"I said, little brother, what did you do again? Did you come to ask how to cut your wrist?" I walked out from the crowd of unconscious people and looked at him helplessly.

Tsushima stood there disheveled, with obvious bruises on the corners of his mouth.

I frowned, and went forward to gently shake off the sand there: "Does it hurt?"

Tsushima was stunned: "It's a little..."

Me: "It's better to be in pain, and have a long memory."

A hesitant voice came from the door: "Baili? Dazai?"

"...I was frightened." I looked at the red-haired uncle: "Sakunosuke, what are you doing here?"

The author has something to say:

The second season comes up with a big sword in the novel, cry and eat it QAQQQQQQQ... Oda Zuo, little angel Bai Yueguang, don't die!

I want to dig a new hole.There is obviously Mr. Ranpo next door, but now his mind is full of Odasaku Odasaku Odasaku... Mr. Oda, I will give you a cp, please don't die!If you want to weave too, I will write to you too!Weaving all write!beep beep——

And I really love writers (x), Mr. Nakaya is also going to write a copy.Mr. Mori is going to have a small episode, and the president—the picture in his mind is simply boooooom—

I have to hold on!Don't jump into the pit of Onmyoji!But the grass is so cute!want to! (It's enough!

At this stage, the only cadres of the Armed Detective Agency are Baili, Chengzi, Kunikida, Ranpo, and Fukuzawa Yukichi.

According to the experience of Mr. Sangen Dazai, he did fail to hang himself because the rope broke... In addition, he entered the water quite a few times, except for the last one, he survived...

There are many sensitive words involved in the black slaughter period. Don’t think about the harmonious words, most of them are guns and the like.It may also swallow the 'groan' and 'groan' like the last chapter (laughing and crying

I feel like this part will get longer and longer, help...

Notification burst: I have an unfinished next door, but there is no way to take care of both sides at the same time, so the two sides are updated alternately.That is, each article is updated every two weeks~.Little angels are interested to see it~

Thanks to the little angels in the post bar for chasing here, meh! (づ￣[-]￣)づ

Of course, I also thank the little angels who love me in Jinjiang!You are all angels!

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