[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

Yokohama, the second largest city in Japan after Tokyo, is an international port city in the eastern part of Kanagawa Prefecture.The city has the second largest population in Japan after the Tokyo metropolitan area, and is also the most populous city-level administrative area.

Moreover, as a Japanese city, Yokohama's suicide rate is also quite high.Approximately 10 suicides per [-] people.

Although it is ranked first in the world, it is not very high, right?The probability of it appearing is like drawing a five-star game card, which is difficult for Ou Guang to see.Let alone meet.

While thinking this way, I silently looked at the deformed medium-sized SUV in front of me, lost in thought.

"Ah, this beautiful lady, can I ask you a favor?" The young man sitting in the driver's seat who was squeezed by the airbag and began to sweat turned his head stiffly and said to me with a smile.

Normally I should have reached out, especially when the car fell off the side dirt slope right in front of me, making a thud of twisted metal.In fact, I ran over immediately, but the response from the other party was:

"Ah, I'm sorry. Don't bother, I'm committing suicide right now~"

I looked at the young man performing face-changing in Sichuan opera, turned around and left expressionlessly.

"Eh? Please wait a minute?! Just call someone, and a kind lady like you shouldn't refuse—!"

The young man's voice with nine tunes and eighteen bends gave me goosebumps.I walked to the place where the backpack was not far away, and threw the bag on my back vigorously in an attempt to eliminate this unpleasant feeling.

"Help! Help! SOS!"

A tic-tac-toe popped out of my forehead, I pulled out the Swiss Army knife in my bag, turned around and walked back to his side.

The shining blade dangled in front of the young man's eyes.He suddenly stopped talking, trembling, trying to shrink into a ball.

I simply cut off his seat belt.

The young man's subconsciously closed eye slowly opened with half of his face covered in bandages.I disabled the airbag, put a towel on the glass-spattered window, and pulled the man out.

"Ah..." The other party fell to the ground and stared at me blankly, as if he couldn't take it easy.

I took out the only medical supplies in the bag—alcohol cotton balls, pulled his bloody right arm, and pressed it mercilessly.

"Oh—!" The young man came back to his senses for a moment: "Ah—please be more gentle! Ah...it can't be done, it hurts!"

With a shake of my hand, I threw a box of cotton balls into his face.

This person really has accumulated so many virtues that he can't die even if he wants to die, let alone the fact that the two-inch long scratch is so shallow that it can stop the bleeding so easily, which is also admirable.I packed my things and got up, and said to him earnestly: "My little brother, next time, please don't commit suicide with a car that can't kill anyone in a million cars. Can't you hear the sound of burning banknotes?"

Back at the apartment, I buried myself in the sofa, and while charging my phone until it was hot, I sent a message to Cheng Zi without fear of death: I met the legendary Japanese who committed suicide today.

Cheng Zi: What does it look like?Are you a depressed patient full of skinny beauty?

Me: It's a beautiful boy.

Cheng Zi: Tsk, what a waste.dead?Let me lick a picture.

Me: I want to tell Mr. Ranpo.

Cheng Zi: Rebellion!I am your elder!

Me: You are only older than me, we are the same generation.

Cheng Zi: My family borrowed you by chance.

Me: Deal.

Yu Chengzi is my best friend who lives with me.I raised a pulsatilla, and insisted on calling it a sparrow (that is, a house sparrow).I don't know how the eagle provoked her.I sympathize on a dime with this and then have fun playing with it.

As for what happened today, I decided to put it behind me.After all, I am still a child in high school, and the teachers of various subjects will not let me go.

No!I'm still a kid!Please let me go!

Yokohama has the largest Chinatown in the world.According to the agreement that popped up half an hour ago, I ran to a hot pot restaurant with nine squares under the noon sun.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was already sitting in the private room, put down the colander in his hand and greeted me.

"Well... I know spicy food is addictive. But I regret abducting you." I sat on the seat next to him and poured down the iced soy milk in front of me: "Today's average temperature is [-] degrees Celsius, what is your brain? Which string is wrong, come to eat Chongqing style cuisine now?"

Oda Saku poured the whole plate of snowflake beef into the pot: "I just finished eating the curry at the Western Restaurant yesterday, and I suddenly missed the food here. So I couldn't wait to come here after work. But it's boring to eat alone. "

"That's why you dragged me into the water..." I angrily picked up the Zhixin steamed stuffed bun and tasted it. The sweet and spicy taste made me throw it away on the side of the plate in disgust: "The sun is still on the top of your head and you say you are off work. Are you a manga artist? Staying up all night to draft? Watch out for your hairline, uncle!"

"No, I want to write a novel." Oda Saku retorted solemnly: "Also, I'm only in my early twenties, and my hairline is fine. The problem is your world history teacher."

"... Didn't say what you want to do at all. And you only ran into that Mediterranean teacher once, why do you remember it so clearly?!"

"Because he persuaded you with a serious face at the school gate, and quietly handed you a test paper with [-] points."

"Forget it! Erase from your cerebral cortex what you accidentally saw!"

Oda Sakunosuke, the uncle who tells the truth casually, is even more unfortunate because he has a pair of eyes that can see every detail clearly.He obviously didn't mean to catch others, but what he said often posed a great threat to others.

It's also hacking me today, and I don't know it yet.

I knew this person a year ago, and it was introduced by Cheng Zi.Said that this person wanted to know about the shop that processed silver jewelry in Chinatown.Because it is all handmade on site, the store is very popular, and you need to make an appointment if you want to watch it.But I know the boss very well, so I have no problem going there anytime.Later, as a thank you, he invited me to a foreign food restaurant, and I found that he can eat spicy food better than ordinary Japanese!So he took him to challenge Jiugongge.As the saying goes, there is nothing that a hot pot meal can't solve, and the two of us got to know each other right away.

It’s a good thing to have a companion when eating hot pot, but when this companion is brought out by you and can eat more spicy food than you...

I stared at the chili cubes in the hot pot and regretted it even more.

It was not until the moment of meeting the devil that the two of us parted with the smell of hot pot all over our bodies.

"The Moment of Encountering Demons" is an ancient Japanese saying, which believes that dusk is the transition period between day and night, and it is a period when people and ghosts and ghosts can appear at the same time.

So what kind of monster is this one that appeared in front of me?

I quickly walked past the gutter, picked up the book "How to Prevent Accidental Injury" that had fallen on the floor, and threw it on the face of the young man lying on his back in the ditch.

"Oh, this lady is so gentle, thank you for picking up the book for me. If possible, could you please give me a hand? My foot hurt~"

I turned around with a "huh--", and the air flow brought up made the skirt float up.

"Ah, white." The young man stopped involuntarily while touching his disheveled hair.

I pulled him up with one hand, carried him on my shoulders, and carried him to a bench in a nearby park.

"Ugh!" The young man fell on the wooden chair and let out a short groan. "This lady..."

I knelt down and grabbed his ankles, successfully shutting him up.

Pull off the shoes, take off the socks, and roll up the trouser legs. You can clearly see the bruises and some blood stains, probably scratched by sharp stones.

I raised my head and said to him sincerely: "Brother, the death rate of accidental injuries is the highest among children. I heard that Fengyoujing can cure all diseases, you can swallow a bottle and see if it can cure you attempted suicide."

The young man looked down at me, a little surprised: "You are the one during the day..."

I "tsk", I can only go to the clinic in this situation.After carrying the backpack, I picked him up and carried him away.

Youth: "Eh? Ehhhh——?!"

It is said that sprinkling salt in Japan can drive away bad luck...sprinkling beans?No matter, in short, coarse salt, refined salt, iodized salt, soybeans, black beans, and red beans, I will sprinkle them all.

After placing the youth, I turned around and left.

"I'm really sorry today..." The young man's voice sounded behind him: "My creed is not to cause trouble to others, and to commit suicide quietly and gracefully. I didn't expect to cause trouble for the lady again and again... I apologize to you here. I can tell you Is your name? I will make up for it if I have a chance."

"Bailiqiao [Note: Pronounced as "called"]." Without a business card, I took out my student ID card and showed the young man how to write it: "What about you?"

"Shuji Tsushima." The young man said nonsense.

I nodded: "With all due respect, little brother. I don't think there is such an ideal suicide. Please give up this kind of behavior that only causes trouble for others."

Tsushima shook his head seriously: "No, no, no! There must be! I will pursue it persistently!"

The corner of my mouth twitched: "In Guangdong, people like you are going to be used to make soup."

A rare weekend where all kinds of shitty things happened... although I don't have any eggs.I decided to go to the president to suppress evil for me.

However, the president didn't want to talk to me and threw me a stack of documents.

Sure enough, even if the tsunami turned Yokohama upside down, the president would still remember that I was late for work.This really makes the hearer sad and the listener cry.Since I still have to rely on this salary to eat, I can only sell my cuteness in place and go to work in embarrassment.

But also to bear Chengzi and Ranbu's shining love aura.

woof woof! ?

Armed Detective Agency, the private unit where I currently do odd jobs.Although I want to work full-time with all my heart, the president obviously won't allow me to drop out of high school.

On Monday, look for lost kittens.

Take care of street cats on Tuesdays.

On Wednesday, raise a domestic cat.

On Thursday, negotiate with urban management on the treatment of stray cats.

On Friday, go shopping for cat food.

Saturday……

That's enough, President!Although I don't have much time, don't give me all chores!And they are all cats, you who love cats like your life should I cry or should I be grateful for your appreciation? !

"That's it, Sakunosuke! Look how unreliable my boss is! It's disillusioning to put on an expression that can keep a house all day long!?" I threw the cup on the table, He said angrily, "Please have a can of cold beer!"

Odasaku stopped the wine before my hand touched the jar, and took a sip first: "Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol."

I patted the table heartbroken: "Is beer still considered wine?! It can only be considered a slightly bitter drink, okay! Are you my good buddy? If so, let's fight! I promise ten cans will not fall!"

"I'm not your good buddy, I'm your 'uncle'." Odasaku didn't show any face.

I bumped my head against the table: "You can be my 'You Le Mei'! Give me the wine!"

Odasaku drank the can of beer quickly: "No, I'm the uncle."

"Sakunosuke, you actually complained! And how much vengeance you hold!!"

"Forget it, forget it, I'm also a person who does chores, just relax a little bit." Odasaku slowed down his tone and patted my head.

I grasped Odasaku's hand with twinkling eyes: "Comrade! You have worked hard! I have worked hard too!"

Oda: "However, my salary seems to be a little higher..."

"...Sakunosuke, good job, I remember you."

Because of this look, we need private rooms for every gathering.The sound insulation of Japanese houses is better than I thought, and this is the only thing that comforts me.

Finally it was the weekend, and Chengzi and I went out shopping.

The two of us "shopping" has a different meaning than usual.Cheng Zi only wants to buy things that Ranbu is interested in, and what I want to buy is only things related to Jiaqiao.

In fact, Jiaqiao has a better relationship with me than with its owner, although I always torment it.So, does it have the attribute of shaking m...

Cheng Zi smiled and put the color-changing cotton candy into the shopping basket: "Xiao Qiao, what are you looking at?"

"ギリギリeye." I paid the CD with a blank expression.

Cheng Zi's face changed greatly: "What are you going to do?"

I smiled and said, "I want to test Jiaqiao's ability to resist poison."

"Let it go!!"

On the way home, Cheng Zi tried several times to get me to give up drug use: "What happened to you to take revenge on society like this?"

I responded absent-mindedly: "Because the malice of the universe is on me."

Cheng Zi patted my shoulder hard, and then dusted me back and forth like dust.I grabbed her wrist before she rubbed my hair into a chicken coop: "Enough is enough."

Cheng Zi's face was serious: "I'm helping you exorcise evil spirits."

"No need. I..."

I swallowed the second half of the sentence that slipped to my lips, based on the scene I just glimpsed inadvertently.

"Withdrawing the foreword...Cheng Zi, I have definitely stumbled." I turned around and ran into the green belt of the park.

I've run into something evil, and it's still some terrible filth, so I can't get rid of it after seeing the president every day.

It doesn't mean that Sakunosuke has always made me blow my hair these two days, nor does it mean that the president solemnly handed over those soft and cute tasks of meow meow meow to me like an enemy, but this one in front of me——

I blinked and looked at the half rope on the tree.

Then he looked at the young man who fell on the ground, which made people feel extremely familiar.The other half of the rope was tied around his neck.

What are you doing in the park where everyone is having fun! ?He agreed to commit suicide without causing trouble to others!Have you considered what the consequences will be if there are more people here during the day!

Help!I can't rescue people who have hanged themselves! [-]!

The author has something to say:

Hello little angels!Welcome to the pit!

I can't control my unicorn arm at last!Please forgive me!

The setting of Yokohama was written by the real Yokohama City on Baidu Encyclopedia.And the suicide rate is the data from Japan in [-].

Don't learn the method of saving people indiscriminately, I made it up.

The driving position in Japan is opposite to that in China, so the one closest to the glass is the right hand.

Driving off a cliff and falling into a gutter are both the content of volume [-] of Wenhao's official novel.

Shuji Tsushima is the real name of Osamu Dazai.

[-] is the emergency and fire alarm number in Japan.

Finally, I sent a notice: I still have an unfinished article next door, but there is no way to take care of both sides at the same time, so the two sides are updated alternately.That is, each article is updated every two weeks~.Little angels are interested to see it~

Thanks to the little angels in the post bar for chasing here, meh! (づ￣[-]￣)づ

Of course, I also thank the little angels who love me in Jinjiang!You are all angels!

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