[Bungo Stray Dogs] Attempted suicide is a disease that can be cured

Dazai has been a little weird lately.

Odasaku thought so, and raised his glass: "Dazai, have you... been busy lately?"

"Huh? Doesn't Odasaku want to have another drink with me?" Dazai looked pitifully disgusted.

"It's not. In fact, I'm very happy to be like this." I'm really happy, but what does it mean to be pulled by Dazai whenever I have time?

"I said Odasaku," Dazai shook the glass, the ice cubes in the glass reflected a tiny light with the color of the cocktail: "What kind of person do you think Baili is?"

"Why did you mention her all of a sudden?" Odasaku was puzzled, and replied, "It should be said that she is an interesting person."

"Right! I thought so too!" Dazai's eyes lit up.

No, our "interesting" is definitely not the same thing.Odasaku quietly lit a row of candles for Baili, and continued: "It's very suitable to be... a friend."

This word circled around in Oda Tsukuru's mouth, and finally broke the doctrine he had always pursued, and was spoken out.

Dazai paused, and asked calmly, "How?"

Oda Saku thought for a while, and said: "When I first met her, she seemed not to be approachable, but in fact, she is as credulous as a child who has not experienced much in the world, and she can easily open her heart."

"That's just stupid." Dazai smiled.

"It's possible." Oda Saku also smiled: "But talking with her can be affected in an incredible way, just like us now."

The cup was already brought to his mouth, but Dazai didn't really take a sip.

Odasaku drank the liquid in his glass: "I'm not good at everything, but I can avoid all sensitive topics when chatting. I think she has already seen through that I am a member of the underworld."

"She herself once said that she is a person who is unpredictable and prone to whim. But whenever I look for her, she will show up. Once, because of a high fever, she fell in front of me, and in front of me After saying hello, I was willing to run to the hospital. So I think-"

"I'm delighted to have known her."

Dazai fell silent.

The atmosphere became a little awkward, Odasaku scratched his head and had to cooperate to keep silent.

Before leaving the bar, Dazai turned his back to Odasaku: "I'm sorry to take up so much of your time, Odasaku."

"Ah, don't mind." Odasaku was not used to Dazai's sudden politeness.

Dazai let out an "um" and walked into the night.

At the same time, Cheng Zi welcomed me to leave Aoba's clinic.

"Xiao Qiao, is the revenge plan ready?" Cheng Zi looked at me seriously.

"...What the hell is a revenge plan, there is no such thing, okay?" I put the receipt in my bag: "For a tolerant person like me, of course we should negotiate amicably first."

"...I've already started to feel sorry for that Dazai." Cheng Zi held his arms tightly in fear: "Are you going to kill first and then rape?"

"Is there no such deep hatred!"

"You can't, I'll go."

"Can you do it?"

"It's okay not to slap your face."

"..."

It was already midnight.Through Chengzi's eagle, I found Dazai sitting by the river.I waved my hand, and I asked weakly: "I've helped you anyway, don't be so ruthless, right?"

Dazai smiled without turning his head: "Baili is very fast, he found me as soon as he was discharged from the hospital."

"You know..." I touched the tip of my nose in embarrassment, trying to ease the atmosphere: "Jiaqiao has sharp eyes, thanks to it. By the way, Jiaqiao is Chengzi's pulsatilla."

Dazai responded casually, and asked, "So, why did Baili come to see me?"

I sat down hesitantly: "You may not believe it... Don't look at me like this, I still have some strength. That shot was purely accidental, and it bounced on me. I was careless..."

Dazai remained silent.

"...Speaking of which, Dazai, you are actually a mafia cadre, I was really shocked..."

Dazai remained silent.

"Uh... How nice is the weather today?"

Dazai: "..."

I scratched my hair annoyed: "... Sakunosuke hasn't been looking for me for a while, is he busy?"

Dazai finally reacted.He slightly squinted his eyes and said, "Oda Saku has been with me recently."

Me: wait? !

Dazai withdrew his gaze: "He just told me about you. With his personality, he should be very worried when he knows you are injured."

………………

What is this weird speech? !What the hell is this sense of sight that the main palace is showing off its status in front of the mistress? !

Wordlessly, I turned to Dazai's side: "... Dazai, I didn't expect you to have such true love for Sakunosuke."

Dazai: "...what?"

Dazai's body became vigilant because of my approach.I continued to approach, and smiled in front of him: "Don't worry, Dazai. If you are worried that I will implicate uncle, then there is no need. I will not let that happen."

Although I belong to the Armed Detective Agency, I have my own principles.And I am very strong, definitely not uncle's weakness.

"It's understandable for you to leave alone because of this kind of thing, and I forgive you." I nodded seriously.It is normal to get rid of hidden dangers, not to mention that the other party is a mafia.

Dazai sneered: "Is it really good to trust me like this? Baili, you are still very useful."

The implication is that he will continue to play with me... I nodded dumbfoundingly and said, "No problem, I can't die."

"I believe in you, Dazai. I'm strong—even if I'm not strong enough, I'll become stronger, so strong that it doesn't matter how much I believe in you."

Under the night sky, Baili's eyes radiated light, as if Yokohama reflected the sea surface of the starry sky, bright and real.

Dazai froze.

"So, Dazai." I took a deep breath, stood up, and extended my hand to him: "Where are you going to commit suicide next?"

After a while, Dazai shook his shoulders and laughed: "Aha, ha, hahahahahaha!"

My relationship with Dazai was finally salvaged.With the addition of Oda Saku, now the three of us can talk and laugh very well.

So Oda Tsukuru, who was caught in the middle, was besieged in both directions.

Facing his doubts about the wound on my body, I glanced at him: "Uncle, you are too charming, it's all your fault."

Looking back, Dazai definitely waited for me to take revenge that day and then silenced me!Your true love is too scary, I can't stand it!

"Baili, if you are in a daze like this, the konjac shreds will be gone~" Dazai reminded.

"Ah! Wait for me!" I picked up my chopsticks and immediately reached for the oden pot, only to find that the konjac shreds were still there, and the crab sticks were all gone.

"Dazai, don't bully Baili..." Oda Saku rubbed the space between his brows.Always with two melons, he is really going to age prematurely...

"Even if I'm bullied at this level, I can commit suicide." I calmly picked up the konjac shreds and put them in my mouth. "I get involved in Dazai's troubles every day."

"It's too much to say, Baili." Dazai complained: "I have reduced the frequency a lot!"

"Yeah," I wiped my mouth, "once a day, I will rescue you. Today is to fish you out of the sea, yesterday is to treat you to drink, and the day before yesterday is to untie the kite string tied to your body." Fuck, the day before yesterday... I can't remember, my memory is limited."

Odasaku looked at Dazai in a cold sweat.

I put one hand on the table and said with an indifferent expression: "Forget it. Dazai. I'm still very happy that you call me every time you commit suicide."

Dazai looked at me with star eyes: "Baili, you are such a good person!"

I took a sip of tea and said calmly, "Well, I'm a good person."

Odasaku: "..."

The author has something to say:

Every time there is something I forgot to say... About the suicide by smashing tofu, it is the plot of the second volume of the novel, tv deleted it... for those who have never read the novel (drama) general (transparent) (don't hit me

The simple explanation is that Dazai thinks Baili is very fun, but it is a threat to Oda.It just happened to catch up with the opportunity. Although it was a pity, I still decided to kill him.But Baili didn't die and didn't take revenge, and didn't even bother with Dazai.Dazai's opinion of Baili changed.Or Dazai didn't know that Baili didn't take people seriously when he met Odasaku, and after he found out—oh, this person is a scourge, let's get rid of it—like this (laughing and crying).Baili actually doesn't know anything... the goods and the like... But to let Dazai escape smoothly, this is the only way to say it.

Seeing this all the time, I feel like Baili is too easy to talk, and he is chasing after him.However, there are historical reasons for this (laughing and crying), and it has nothing to do with Osamu Dazai himself.For Baili now, Dazai is still mentally retarded (shh—), related to Oda Tsukuru, a little bit higher, mentally retarded who was abducted by the uncle (hey!), we must care for mentally retarded children (hey!!!)

Spoiler: Baili's attitude towards the mafia he encountered is not very fierce, and there are historical reasons for this (laughs).And the detective agency is actually a gray area organization (the original text of the second volume of the novel), not a righteous police uncle.So Baili doesn't need to be a good person in the usual sense.She wasn't either (laughs)

In the last chapter, everyone seemed to have a big reaction to Dazai leaving Baili there... Remember that he is black!It's black to the bone!Don't be fooled by him! (laughing and crying

The word that was harmonized last time was Xiao.sound, device

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About Dazai and Oda Saku and the Detective Agency and Hong Kong Black——

Oda Saku was instructed by Natsume Soseki, the founder of the detective agency, from a killer who can kill at will to a mafia who saves people... So far, it seems that the detective agency does not care enough about Mr. Dazai (after all, everyone loves him too much) , it seems that Hong Kong and black are better?

People in the detective agency are not worried about Dazai committing suicide, and no one in Hong Kong is worried (poof, Jie Jie is similar to Dun Chao in this point), and...the Hong Kong gang may be more dangerous instead.Although Haruhe-san didn't write anything about it, the essence of Hong Kong gangsters is pure black, a mafia that kills and robs.The relationship between people is maintained by pure interests (especially the leader is Mori Ogai. Fukuzawa Yukichi cares more about his subordinates, so he may be better for Dazai in comparison. Of course, if Dazai feels bored because of this, it means that both sides Almost. According to Dazai’s personality, this may be the case. And Oda Saku probably hopes that Dazai can find a reason to live on the side of saving people, just like he once met Natsume Soseki. In fact, Oda Saku once also Similar to Dazai, he engages in assassination because of his talent (three volumes of the novel. Of course, there are still many differences, it just means that the stage Dazai is in is very similar to his past confusion period. In the novel, it is not that he thinks that killing people is interesting to become a killer I just chose a career randomly), and I can’t see the way forward in life. But it was Natsume Soseki who saved people who changed him, and he also changed because he went to the side of saving people, so he understood "The side that saves people will be better." If Dazai doesn't want to be serious about the detective agency, he should be able to do it perfectly without showing any flaws. But he is very serious. Apart from Odasaku, it is probably because he has Has it changed (laughs)