[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

This guess is a bit scary, huh?

But the amazing thing is that I actually settled down because of this guess, fell asleep, and fell into a dream.

I had a dream. In the dream, it was Zhu Bajie with a big belly.His stomach is usually not small, and it doesn't feel out of place when he grows a circle at this time. I just think that he may be eating more, but I don't think about it at all.

Until he grinned, "Master, I'm pregnant!"

Then I watched his stomach shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye, and one by one little piglets ran out from behind him, jumping on me one by one, and I was about to be suffocated by those dozens of piglets ...

The feeling of being out of breath became more and more real, I opened my eyes, and the monkey son was sitting on my chest, it was already dawn.

"You bad boy." Pushing my monkey son aside, he felt better after a while, "How dare you come to me in a few days?"

I plucked my hair.

The monkey son squeaked, jumped out of bed, and then urged me.I didn't know why I followed it to the hall, only to find that Brother Monkey had returned, with several enlightened beings there, each with a solemn expression.

I had a gut feeling that something was going on that I wouldn't like.

"What's the matter?" I've never seen Brother Hou have such an ugly expression.

"Bajie was captured by a monster." Monkey Brother said, "Old Sun fought with that monster, and he was about to win, but he took out a white ring and gave me my Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Suck it away!"

I blinked my eyes, a little unresponsive.

The monster took Zhu Bajie away?I've lived a peaceful life here, how did this monster come out?

I don't think Zhu Bajie will take the initiative to provoke monsters, and without me as a drag, even if he can't beat him, running away should not be a problem.But now, Zhu Bajie was arrested, Brother Hou went to find a venue and lost the Ruyi Golden Cudgel?

This plot is somewhat familiar.

Yes, without Monk Tang, the plot can still be pushed forward.

Brother Hou didn't know my mental activities, so he told me to stay at home, and he took a few juniors to remove the demon and rescue Zhu Bajie.Before I could reply, he ran away without a trace.

I lost all sleepiness, put on a robe, and sat on a chair in a daze.

I always feel that they will return in vain.

Sure enough, in the afternoon, Hong Haier, who had gone to sleep at someone else's house and came back, was asking where his old uncle had gone, and they came back.The four enlightened ones didn't bring Zhu Bajie back, and they came back even more dejected.

"Master!" Wuqing even turned into a little mink and threw himself into my arms, "My plantain fan was taken away by a monster!"

It's not just Wuqing's plantain fan, they count as one, and all the magic weapons that can be used on them are gone.

"Master, my grandson is going to the Heavenly Court." Brother Hou said with a sullen face, "That monster didn't answer when I called his name, and the number of routes looked a bit like the Heavenly Court. Down to earth."

I looked at Brother Monkey, "What if we can't find out?"

Brother Hou gritted his teeth, "At worst, I'll turn into an ant, get into his stomach, and blow him up when I get bigger."

So cruel, as expected, Brother Hou is really angry.

I didn't think about the origin of that monster at first, but it wasn't until several Wu Wu's weapons were snatched away by a trap that I realized that this should be Taishang Laojun's green bull, and the trap was not without origin. Didn't brother get caught by the people of Heaven because he was hit by that circle?

Unexpectedly, Brother Hou didn't recognize it.Probably because he was beaten by a group at the beginning, and he didn't know who was responsible for it.

I originally wanted to tell Brother Monkey directly, but I held back. No gods or Buddhas had any reaction to my act of picking someone up before.

Brother Hou went and came back, but the result was not what I expected. Tianting checked himself and said that the monster was not from Tianting.

"Firstly, we checked the officials of the gods and kings on the Four Heavens Gate, and then checked the truths of the big and small groups in the three micro-walls, and then there are the officials and generals of Thunder, 33 days, 28 stars, and no one thought about the lower realm." Monkey Brother said, "However, I Even though they borrowed Li Tianwang, his father and son, and the two Lei Gongs, and they will go to the Jinxuan Cave in Jinzheng Mountain in a while, I will come back and tell Master first."

I was a little ready to move. At this time, I actually wanted to see what the third prince looked like.

Brother Hou probably thought that such a lineup should be foolproof, so he didn't refuse me, and took me to the scene of the battle at Jinjun Mountain.

At that time, the third prince Nezha had already fought with monsters. Standing on the top of the mountain, I realized a reality: Maybe the third prince Nezha is really cute, but once he becomes three-headed and six-armed, when the fighting power soars, the value of ferocity will increase. When it goes up, the cuteness will drop.

Nezha has a total of six magic weapons, one sword, one knife, one rope and one pestle, and the hydrangea hot wheel, shouting "Change!" 'Those magic weapons changed into tens of thousands of changes, and the whole sky seemed to be filled with his magic weapons, which was dazzling.

I enjoyed watching it very much, and the fighting power is great.

Worthy of being the number one brat in the world, he can catch cramps when he goes out to take a bath.

Then, the monster was not in a hurry or avoided, and threw out a white circle in a particularly fanciful manner, and then, all the weapons of the third prince Nezha were sucked away by the circle.

I:"……"

Looking at Nezha who was very angry, I couldn't help wondering whether he was really angry, or his acting skills were too good.

Is the magic weapon of Taishang Laojun so well hidden?Nezha never saw it once?Even if he hadn't seen it, his father, Heavenly King Tota, was still there and didn't recognize him?

Don't blame me for being sensitive, I really seem to smell conspiracy.

Brother Hou is very upright. After finding out that the third prince Nezha was defeated, he went to the Heavenly Court again and invited Lord Huodexing down.After Lord Huodexing came down, Brother Hou went to call the door again. After the monster came out, he met King Tota. Lord Huodexing took the opportunity to set fire, but Taishang Laojun's circle was so powerful that he swallowed the fire.Later, Brother Hou invited Shui De Xing Jun again...

This time I didn't read the whole thing, Brother Hou was afraid that the water would get too big and I would flush it, so Xiaoyu turned back into a dragon and carried me away.

But even if I didn't watch the whole show, I knew the outcome.

The circle must have swallowed all the water again.

Seriously, are these people in Tianting really not acting together?

After dark, all the helpers sent by the Heavenly Court went back, and I and a few Wus also returned to Chenjiazhuang.The indoor candles were burning, but the atmosphere was very dull, and everyone was listless and silent.

"You idiot! How on earth did you provoke this monster? How can you be so powerful!" Brother Hou slapped the table, and the table cracked into several cracks, "No! That monster is mediocre. !"

I'm a little hesitant, should I spoil it?But I really want to know the arrangements of those gods and Buddhas in the sky, but now Zhu Bajie can be regarded as a hard worker, and it is a bit too much to let him suffer.

"Old grandson, let's go again!" Brother Hou stood up all of a sudden.

"Wukong—" I struggled.

"Master, don't worry." Brother Hou said seriously, "I won't force it this time, I'll just turn into a bug to check the situation."

Seeing Brother Hou walk away so neatly, I feel even more guilty. Others are working hard, but I know the inside story but don't tell...

"Wufeng, Wuqing, Wujing." I said, "Tell me, this time, will the people from Taishang Laojun come out again?" I spoke very slowly, almost word by word. It was not until the end that he broke down the sentence and finally said the correct answer.

Of course, to be on the safe side, I use interrogative sentences.

However, no one understood my good intentions, and several enlightenment thought that I was thinking too much.

"Master, how could this happen?" Wu Qing said, "Last time the Taishang Laojun ran away with two boys, and was predestined by the master for five magic weapons. How could he not guard the door after returning?"

It made so much sense, I almost believed it.

In the middle of the night, Brother Hou came back with a rare joy on his face.Not only did he get back his Ruyi Golden Cudgel, he also took back all the other people's magical weapons, and before he left, he made a big fuss in the monster's cave, smashing it to pieces.

Except for not bringing Zhu Bajie back, everything is perfect.

"Is Bajie okay?" I saw that he had returned the magic weapon and asked.

"It's okay, I didn't suffer too much." Brother Hou looked a lot more relaxed.

"How did he fall into the hands of that monster?" Wu Feng asked.

"Oh, that idiot, he's greedy for petty gain!" Brother Hou said with a look of hatred.

It turned out that after Zhu Bajie finished delivering the goods in Xiliang, he took half of the money he exchanged to buy Xiliang's special products, and put them in wish-fulfilling bags to bring back.Honghaier's wishful bag can only be made larger or smaller, but the weight of the contents cannot be reduced. Zhu Bajie carried the bag on his shoulders and walked hard all the way.Relying on his own ability, he planned to take a shortcut, so he deviated from the road that businessmen were used to, and walked through the deep forest of Mang Mountain.

This is also the first time he walked, he was not familiar with the road, and was blocked by a high mountain on the way back.

But this is not a big deal, the master who can ride the clouds and fog, who cares about this.

It was a family that made Zhu Bajie stop. He happened to be a little hungry at that time, so he knocked on the door seeing that the family was rich.As a result, no one answered, he pushed the door open on his own.The courtyard inside is even better than it looks from the outside, but it is quiet and there is no sound of people. Zhu Bajie is also a bold person, so he went directly to the building, saw that the silk curtain was pulled, and opened his hand, and the result was Saw bones piled on ivory beds.

Normal people would run away when they saw this, but although Zhu Bajie was taken aback, he sighed at the skeleton.After sighing, he saw three Najin vests, picked them up and put them on.

Then he was caught.

I:"……"

This plot sounds really familiar.

Also, I thought that the next stop should be the forced marriage in Daughter's Country. So, before that, is there another difficulty?

Naturally, no one knew about this sigh, and Brother Hou was busy carrying out Zhu Bajie's big rescue.I was waiting for the news in Chenjiazhuang, but when Brother Hou came back, he hesitated, "Master, the reinforcements sent by the Heavenly Court and I have nothing to do with that monster. The origin of that monster. I think, I still have to come back and ask...Master, why are you laughing again?!"

The author has something to say: Bajie: If you want an old pig to have cubs, won't your conscience hurt?