[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

In modern times, every time there is lightning, thunder, and heavy rain, some people will jokingly say that there are fellow Taoists crossing the catastrophe, but when I really saw the thunder catastrophe hitting the old turtle, I almost couldn't stand still, so I could only rely on Brother Monkey.

This is the real power of nature, not the wind and rain that can easily be stirred up by gods, Buddhas and monsters, but the real power of nature that makes people despair when they see it.

The world is not benevolent, and treats everything as a straw dog.Do not survive for Yao, do not perish for Jie.

The majestic atmosphere treats everyone equally, and no one can interfere.

I was so helpless, I read more than 30 years of Buddhist chanting, and what I agreed with more in my heart was actually the Taoism.

Therefore, the adaptability of imported products is really not as good as that of local natives.

My buddha mind is really unstable.

However, speaking from my conscience, my Buddha heart seems to be empty from the beginning, and my motivation for becoming a monk was not pure in the first place.

I'm really sorry for the real eminent monk, but I got mixed up in the team.

That night, I leaned against Brother Monkey and stood by the river all night.At dawn, when the sun rose, it was finally over.

I got closer and saw a... naked kid?

"Holy monk!" As soon as the little boy saw me, his eyes lit up and he wanted to run towards me, but his coordination of limbs was too poor, and finally he crawled over on all fours. His white and tender body was covered with muddy water, but his face He smiled brightly, "Thank you, the holy monk, for your enlightenment."

Oh, you're welcome, I didn't expect that if I just poured some chicken soup and touched my head, you would burst the seed all at once.

If chicken soup is so effective, how many people will be sanctified by Weibo?

I looked at my hands, they were slender and strong with thin calluses, could it be that the attunement function has been awakened?

"You old turtle, it took you so long to survive the catastrophe, and you still look like a child..." Brother Hou picked up the little kid from the ground and looked him up and down, "It's still a baby with no teeth. , could it be that the lightning strike last night made you one year younger?"

Milkman squinted his eyes with a smile, "This is not the time for me to transform into a form. Thanks to the holy monk who gave me a chance, I had an epiphany, and then I achieved my wish. It's just that I look smaller?"

"Aren't you afraid of being smaller and turning back into an egg?" Brother Monkey sneered.

Milkman is just happy and has a very good temper.

Standing all night, although Brother Monkey protected the wind from the rain, I was also very tired. I just asked Brother Monkey to put the milk baby down to return to the river and we went home to rest. It was full of people, and they didn't know when they came. They were silent, and their bodies were all wet.Not only people came, but even the offerings were fully prepared.

Brother Hou was not surprised to see them, "Hurry up and pray, and then plant crops in the field after praying, the rain just now is good."

After I got home, I found a few Wus eating porridge and side dishes, very comfortable.

"Why didn't you join in the fun?" I asked a lot.

"I'm tired of watching it." You Wu also said a few words in reply.

I:"……"

All right, all right, can't I have little knowledge?

So, Brother Hou is still considerate and considerate, what a good idol, as a fan, I am also great to like such an idol.

I picked up the monkey son and rubbed it on its head for three days, but unfortunately, it lost a lot of hair, and it just didn't change shape.I want to touch it again, it runs faster than a rabbit.

Ugh.

I still really want to know if the monkey son will look like me and my sweetheart after he transforms into a shape, he is the eldest son anyway.

The impact of the transformation of the old turtle is huge, and the rumors spread more and more outrageous. When Zhu Bajie came back, he asked me, "Master, why is it spread all over the world now? Being touched by you can prolong life and prolong all diseases." All gone?"

What can I say, I have nothing to say.

It rained that night when the old turtle turned into a shape. After the autumn harvest, the field had been harvested. The people in the village planted another crop under the reminder of Brother Hou. One day the seedlings emerged, the next day they grew, the next day they bloomed, the next day they borne fruit, and the next day they matured.

In five days, one year's harvest has been added.

They admired Lao Yuan even more, and even I, who was so grateful to Lao Yuan, was pushed to a very high position.

But this is not a bad thing at all. Who would think that influence is too small?Even the king in Wangcheng heard about this incident, and sent a large team of people to send gifts with great fanfare, and wrote a letter saying that this is a small gesture, and it would be even better if I could return him a scroll of scriptures written by myself.

I feel that even though I feel that this country has an evil temperament and is not a good place to spread the Dharma, my Tang Buddhism seems to be dominated by the king's promotion.

sweet troubles.

This New Year, everyone had a good time.Even if there are no good cooks among us, the elders in the village have already arranged for us, and we don’t even need to go shopping. The annual gifts from each household can be eaten for ten years. They worked together to create a grand New Year's Eve. Even though there was as much food as Zhu Bajie, there was still more than half of it left.

I don't know if it's because my image as a holy monk is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The banquet is full of vegetarian dishes, but no one came to ask me if I eat meat.

Well, it's normal not to ask, but I always feel a little reconciled.

It’s not that I have to relapse, but I just feel awkward.Indeed, I am still a vegetarian, but it is not because I believe in Buddhism. Is it okay for me to be a vegetarian? !

We all drank, though.

The next day, Zhu Bajie came up to me and sang "Love Trading". I was shocked and suspected that Zhu Bajie had been pierced, but the fellow asked me, "Master, this is the tune I remembered you sang last night, isn't it out of tune? ?”

I:"……"

Who is not allowed to play a drunken madness or something!

Just after the New Year, Zhu Bajie wiped his mouth, carrying the wish bag that Red Boy lent him, which contained all kinds of valuable things he had collected, crossed the Tongtian River, and went to Xiliang Kingdom with arrogance.

Because during this period of time, my opinion of Zhu Bajie has changed a lot, so I won't speculate on his purpose for being so diligent.

Although there are many girls in Daughter's Country, it cannot be denied that Zhu Bajie has a fanatical career.

Zhu Bajie's foot strength is not average. Before the spring plowing, he went back and forth several times, and the money he got back made me dizzy.

"It's really a good place to do business." Zhu Bajie was satisfied, "It's no wonder that the Tianhe River is [-] miles away, and there are no businessmen who come and go. As long as there is courage, anyone can make a fortune."

However, Zhu Bajie, who is also courageous, refuses to leave when it comes to spring plowing, and he is particularly hardworking in plowing the fields.

"Isn't it possible to earn more by doing business?" I didn't understand, why Zhu Bajie would give up easy work and get tired.

"They are all rootless duckweeds, there is no land to make people feel at ease." Zhu Bajie wiped his mouth and went to work.

I didn't expect that Zhu Bajie still adhered to the traditional thinking, emphasizing agriculture and despising business.

But after the spring plowing was over, Zhu Bajie was about to leave again, "I've planted all the crops, just water and weed more in the future. Someone from Xiliang State ordered a batch of goods for me last time, so I should send them to others. "

"Go, let's go, how can such a trivial matter make it difficult for the old grandson?" Brother Hou waved his hand. He transplanted many peach trees on the nearby mountains, and it is said that they are still from Huaguo Mountain.

"Come on, Brother Monkey, no matter how long those peaches of yours grow, they will never become fairy peaches." Ever since he became the leader of the economy, Zhu Bajie dared to say a few words to Brother Monkey, "Why don't you think about how to raise horses? You have done it anyway. Bi Mawen's."

Not surprisingly, Zhu Bajie was beaten out by Brother Monkey all the way.

Zhu Bajie's smug laughter spread far and wide.

A month later, I was a little worried that Zhu Bajie hadn't come back yet.

"It must have been delayed by something on the way." Brother Hou didn't take it seriously, "That idiot is also the former Marshal of the Canopy after all, and idlers can't do anything to him."

Two months later, Zhu Bajie still didn't come back.

"Could it be that he became lustful and left him as a door-to-door son-in-law?" Brother Hou scratched his head, "Master doesn't object to him starting a family, so he probably won't slip away without permission?"

I thought the same way in my heart, and I always felt that my heart was not at ease.

I was just about to ask Brother Hou to take a look, and another group of businessmen crossed the Tongtian River and passed by Chenjiazhuang. It just so happened that they had news about Zhu Bajie.

"The one with the long mouth is especially good at doing business?" The businessman in charge recalled, "He is a warm-hearted man, and he helped us a lot. The material must be given to the girl."

No, Wufeng also loves bright fabrics, and asked Zhu Bajie to help buy them.

But this was already a month ago, even if Zhu Bajie left, he should have come back, but now there is still no news, it is not normal at all.

I felt uneasy, and before I could open my mouth, Brother Hou took over the job of looking for Zhu Bajie, and walked away on his somersault.Leaving a few enlightened people to accompany me, I am very uneasy, until now the gods and Buddhas in the sky have not given any response, who knows if they have attacked Zhu Bajie?

At night, as I tossed and turned in bed, another possibility suddenly occurred to me, and I froze.

Zhu Bajie, he probably has..., that's why he didn't dare to come back, right?