[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

I laughed out loud at Monkey King, I estimate that this achievement can last for 100 years.

Although I feel a little bit wronged in my heart, I obviously look good when I smile, because life in Chenjiazhuang has been stress-free this year. People come to protest, right?

Oh, no, there are people coming to the door.

Those who are bolder directly invite the matchmaker, and those who are more reserved also ask the elder Zhuang Zhongji to talk about it.In short, it is to let me either marry a wife, or smile a little more restrained, don't sway the unmarried girls in the village, and smile kindly. Compassion is not enough, there are girls who eat this, so I have to be kind.

I was simply wronged.

I'm only in my early thirties, okay?Just let me smile kindly, I can't laugh.

Not to mention that if I eat ginseng fruit, I can live for 2 years, which is 2 years. If I put it in at the age of 30, it will be the baby among babies.

Yet I'm still in 70-year-old grandpa mode.

Although this time I think Brother Hou's words are very funny, and the smile may be a bit distorted, but it won't change the sound of Brother Hou's laugh, right?

"What's wrong?" I was puzzled by Brother Monkey's reaction.

"Master, if you don't want me to go to Tathagata, then forget it, and I'll think of another way." Brother Hou stared at me, his golden eyes flickering, "If there is really no other way, even if you go to the West Paradise, that's the way to go." Old Sun went there by himself and has nothing to do with Master."

I looked at Brother Monkey, his concern was not fake at all, and only this sincerity made him the unique Brother Monkey.

I suddenly became angry, and for a while I didn’t know whether to be angry with the Tathagata or the Heavenly Court. I didn’t believe that my previous decision not to go to learn the Buddhist scriptures had not reached their ears, just like I didn’t believe that no one in the Heavenly Court could recognize that monster and circle. The circle is the same as that of Taishang Laojun.But the fact is that Brother Hou was forced to do nothing but ask Xitian for help.

Maybe I have a share in this persecution, because after all, I didn't share my guess about the monster with Brother Monkey, blocking a way for Brother Monkey to easily discover the truth.

If Brother Hou gave up going to the West because of my knot in his heart, and Zhu Bajie could not be rescued, then, would the other Wus feel grudges because of my stubbornness?Will you stay by my side?I don't mind if they leave, as long as it's a good get-together, not a disintegration due to misunderstanding and dissatisfaction.

But if I agree to let Brother Monkey go, then the words I said before will turn into slaps in the face. Just thinking about it makes my cheeks burn.It was like the spine was broken, and I couldn't stand up anymore.

If those gods and Buddhas wanted me to fall into this dilemma, then I can only say that they almost succeeded.

If I really don't know the origin of the monster.

"Wukong." My voice was a little heavy, not on purpose, but when I thought of those calculations, I couldn't relax, "I told Wufeng and the others before, Taishang Laojun..."

"Several juniors also told me, and I think they are right. It has been several years for us in the mortal world, and it is only a few days in the sky, even if it is only for those five treasures, he I won’t be easily entrusted by others anymore.” Brother Hou said, “Master doesn’t know, Taishang Laojun doesn’t pay attention to foreign affairs, and unless necessary, he spends most of his time in his Tushita Palace practicing alchemy.”

"What if he doesn't feel bad about the five treasures being taken away by me?" I didn't expect the Taishang Laojun's evaluation in Monkey Brother's place to be not low.

"Master, that's Taishang Laojun." Brother Hou looked at me like I was an ignorant child. "Old Sun ruined his elixirs all those years ago, if you ask him for it now, he will not refuse to give it."

"Go to Tushita Palace again." I insisted.

Brother Hou was silent for a while, then frowned, "Master, do you know something?"

I shouldn't know anything, but——

"Golden Cicada."

These three words were almost silent, Brother Hou didn't know if he heard them or not, but he went to Tushita Palace.

He brought Laojun, rescued Bajie, and brought back a green bull.

I took a look at Zhu Bajie, he was probably starved, he called me 'Master' and went to the kitchen.

"I didn't expect to see Laojun again." I looked at Taishang Laojun and saluted, "I don't know who entrusted Laojun this time?"

That's right, I don't plan to make any detours.

"Although there is no one to entrust this time, it is because I have no way to discipline." Taishang Laojun still has kind eyes, "After my gold and silver children were brought back to Tushita Palace by me last time, I felt a little bit sorry for your master and disciples." Dissatisfied, he took the opportunity to steal two Pills of Seven Returning Fire, and tricked Tonger, who was watching the cow, to eat them. One pill of Seven Returning Fire could sleep for seven days. With this backing, my Diamond Cutting is invincible."

"There are so many treasures in Laojun's place." I sighed leisurely, "It is so powerful that King Tota, Nezha Third Prince, Lei Gong, Huodexingjun and Shuidexingjun can all return without success. Baby, Lao Jun actually lost it and didn't notice."

"Isn't it?" Brother Hou finally got back the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, he was reluctant to get smaller and put it back in his ears, so he just held it like that, "Old officer, you remembered when you said Lao Sun, when Lao Sun made a big fuss Empress Tiangong, did you give the old grandson that diamond cut?"

"It was a last resort in the past, so please don't blame the great sage." Taishang Laojun laughed, "I regretted it a long time ago. If I hadn't taken you down, my house of pills would not have been poisoned by you."

"Obviously they were all eaten by the old sun." Brother Hou also laughed, "I also want to thank the old official, if the old official was besieged by the heavenly soldiers and generals after he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the old official would have used it at that time. If you use this magic weapon to suck away Lao Sun's Ruyi golden cudgel, Lao Sun would have been defeated and captured long ago. Not to mention later, you have developed a pair of sharp eyes in your alchemy furnace, old officer."

Brother Hou's words were grateful, but it made Taishang Laojun's smile a little bitter, "Great Sage, you are polite."

"You're welcome, you're welcome." Brother Monkey waved his hand, "If it hadn't happened to me, Old Sun wouldn't have realized that I'm actually destined to be with you, the diamond."

The Taishang Laojun who was being stared at smiled as if a mouthful of coptis had been stuffed into his mouth.

"Old official!" Brother Hou didn't get a response, and he was a little dissatisfied, "Old Sun and your circle are destined!"

"I've given it to you, I've given it to you." Taishang Laojun had a heartache on his face.

Satisfied, Brother Hou asked Taishang Laojun for a spell to control Vajra Thuo, shrunk the Vajra Thuo and put it on his wrist, and then looked at me, "Master, don't you feel that you are destined to be Taishang Laojun? I met Taishang Laojun twice."

Having said that, I also feel that I and Taishang Laojun are quite destined.

Although, for Taishang Laojun, this is probably a bad fate.

"I still have a few elixir here." Taishang Laojun took the initiative more this time.

"That's unnecessary." How could I be such a high-minded person, how could I make unreasonable demands?

Taishang Laojun looked at me very kindly.

"As long as Laojun keeps this green cow." I continued, "Bajie has suffered a lot these days, but there are hundreds of hectares of land in this Chenjiazhuang. Except for Bajie, none of our masters and apprentices are good at farming. Now that the farming work has been delayed, even if Bajie comes back, his poor health will delay his work. I think Laojun’s green cattle are quite strong, so it’s better to stay and plow the land.”

When the green bull heard my words, it snorted and stomped on the spot without stopping.

I will be afraid?

I looked at Taishang Laojun without changing my face.

I don’t know if Zhu Bajie heard what we said, he suddenly moaned loudly in the kitchen: “Oh, my legs hurt so much, my arms hurt so much, my back hurts so much, oh, I can’t work anymore, Oops, Master is going to starve, oops, oops..."

Wu Qing's voice was not low, "Third senior brother, don't worry, a just person like Taishang Laojun will definitely not let your suffering be in vain."

"That's right, isn't such a strong cow just for plowing the fields?" Wu Feng's simple and honest voice followed.

Monk Sha, who is carrying the water to the kitchen, has a particularly wonderful expression and looks even bluer.

I looked at Taishang Laojun, why don't you make a statement?

Taishang Laojun left very freely, but in my heart I always feel that it is the image of a tearful girl.

After touching the big green bull's horn, I think that the Taishang Laojun should not want to see me for a long time.

"Niu'er, your grandpa, I will take you down to the field myself." Brother Hou sat on the back of the big green ox, or sat or lay down or lay down.

Since then, several enlightened people have been particularly active.

The gods and Buddhas were also silent, and the days returned to normal.

Three years have passed in a blink of an eye, and I have gotten used to the pace of life here. Because of my own reasons and the relationship with the old man, plus the king’s attention, all the business travelers in the past knew of my existence, and those who believed in Buddhism would even copy it by hand. The scriptures I wrote are called "Supreme Wonderful Sutras".

Whatever it is, I don't know how many kinds of thoughts are mixed in it, and whether it can still be regarded as a Buddhist scripture.

As long as I don’t care about my name, Miaoseng.

What surprised me even more was that many businessmen who came here for the first time knew of my existence. What they held in their hands was another scripture, which was published and distributed free of charge by the Queen of Baoxiang Kingdom. Printing is more beautiful.It didn't take long before the Chechi Kingdom also appeared, and it was even more exquisite than that of the Wuji Kingdom.

Seriously, this is also a comparison?

To my surprise, I thought that with the narrow eyes of the gods and Buddhas, they would stir up wind and rain in these countries, making the seasons impermanent and the people in dire straits, in order to tarnish my reputation.Religious belief is always somewhat utilitarian. That kind of utilitarianism is not only the gift of benefits, but also the sustenance of the soul.This requires a relatively stable environment and inner dissatisfaction.As long as the people in these countries are not doing well, no matter how much the king promotes it, it will be useless, and even the king himself will change his beliefs.

But it didn't happen, which surprised me.

"What's so unexpected?" Brother Monkey didn't take my troubles seriously, "The people there don't worship them anymore, so they can't intervene at will, otherwise, the rules will be messed up." He yawned, " If the worship of Master in those countries is devout enough, it will become the place where Master’s incense is worshiped. Master’s will can add influence there. As long as you think it’s good there, the weather will probably be good. If you are not happy, you can’t do it by punishing others What, unless you are much stronger than you, Master, and forcefully interfere."

Speaking of this, Brother Hou paused, "No one should care about it. There are too many people who are stronger than you, Master."

"I don't need to say the last sentence." I was absorbing new knowledge, and I was poured by Brother Monkey's cold water.

In short, I just need to know that I am also very good, although I am still a little curious to know how good I am.

"Isn't that easy?" Brother Hou took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, "I'll play a game with Master."

My heart is beating around the corner.

Fighting with Brother Monkey, I feel so exciting and looking forward to it!

"You take back the golden cudgel first." I asked.

"If you don't take the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, what kind of fight is it?" Although Brother Hou said so, he shrunk the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and stuffed it back into his ears.

"Your master, I am a mortal body. If I was rubbed with that stick, I should go directly to the underworld to report." I still have self-knowledge.

"Trouble, trouble!" Brother Monkey said impatiently, "Old Sun just won't move, Master, hit it, let me test how strong you are. By the way, Master, do you know spells now?"

I was at a loss.

"Old Sun thought that with Master you have the memory of Jin Chanzi..." I didn't hear the rest of the words clearly, but thinking that this was what I hinted to Brother Monkey before, I didn't care.

Monkey stood upright in front of me.

I walked around him several times with my Zen stick, and the more I looked at Brother Hou, the more I felt that he was handsome and suave in Yushu Linfeng, and I didn't have the slightest urge to slap him.

Wuqing suddenly looked out from the room, and then called the other three out.Zhu Bajie has just made a big deal recently, and he is in high spirits. He is not afraid of Brother Hou, and he keeps giving me advice: "Don't hit your forehead, Brother Hou has practiced brain training. Master, you beat it with a Zen stick so that your hand hurts, right?" He doesn't necessarily feel more tickled than himself. Hit the ears! Hit the nose!"

I... can't do it.

Brother Hou probably got impatient with waiting, so he gritted his teeth and transformed himself into the appearance of Avalokitesvara.

I was taken aback.

Then the Guanyin came up to me suddenly with grinning teeth, I trembled, and the Zen stick was drawn very swiftly.

I chased and killed Brother Monkey all afternoon, it was so much fun.

Not long after, a large group of people crossed the Tongtian River from Xiliang Kingdom with drums and gongs, and arrived at Chenjiazhuang.

A person who looked like a ceremony officer held a letter and talked about it, all in all, all in all, my reputation is so great that it has reached the ears of the king of Xiliang, and then she wants to recruit me to be the king's husband!

"The old pig will be considered a foreign relative when he goes to Xiliang country in the future?" Zhu Bajie suddenly asked.

I glared at him, and Zhu Bajie shrank his neck, "Master, don't worry, even if you lose all your money, Lao Zhu will prepare you a red makeup!"