[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Brother Hou took Wuqing back to Huaguo Mountain, but Master and I were captured by monsters.

Bai Jingjing's promotion is really powerful.

Don't get me wrong, it's certainly not my fault that Brother Monkey will go back to Huaguoshan, although I have allowed it.

In other words, we met an old man in his fifties on the road that day. He had two monkeys in his hand and kept driving them away.If it was any other animal, or even an ordinary monkey, we wouldn't have taken a second look, but the two monkeys were stamped with the big seal produced by Huaguoshan, Brother Monkey couldn't ignore it.

That is to say, although the old man was doing the expulsion action, he didn't actually cause any harm, so Brother Hou patiently asked him what was going on.

It turned out that the old man's ancestral craft was a monkey juggler, and he took a pair of monkeys out to make a living. He yearned for the prosperity and prosperity of the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he also went there.Fast forward 20 years, the monkeys he had brought over had died of old age, and he bought two more monkeys from others.The pair of monkeys were very smart and could learn everything quickly. The old man quickly saved money, took the monkeys back to his hometown, got married and had children.Unexpectedly, the pair of monkeys were not friendly to his newborn son, and once almost hurt the child. His wife was very annoyed and wanted to kill the pair of monkeys.Reluctant to give up, the old man took them to this deserted Mang Mountain, preparing to release them.

But the monkeys never left him, maybe they didn’t understand what was going on, or maybe they understood it but were reluctant to let him go, so he could only pretend to be forceful to drive him away, and we happened to meet him.

I... how should I put it, this is like the ancient version of the modern version of newlyweds with children expelling cats and dogs, but the ancients paid more attention to the inheritance of offspring, and there was no inner struggle when making the expulsion. The tools for making money are indeed inferior For future generations.The behavior of this old man should not be too much in his opinion, although I don't think monkeys that have been domesticated since childhood can live well in the wild.

Anyway, the old man didn't want the pair of monkeys anymore, so I took advantage of the opportunity to ask for them.

The old man looked me up and down, "Look, the elder is not a vicious person. There were people who wanted to ask for my monkey before, but I knew they just wanted to eat monkey brains. Now... don't say much, let's talk about it." I hope the elders can treat them well, they have been with me for a long time, they are very clever."

Then the old man left.

Of course we would not take two ordinary monkeys on the road, so I discussed with Brother Monkey and asked him to send the pair of monkeys back to Huaguo Mountain.

Brother Hou hesitated for a moment, "This place is wild and remote, if monsters come..."

"How could it be such a coincidence?" I didn't take it seriously, "Are you treating your juniors as a display? Although it is thousands of miles away from Huaguo Mountain, what is it to you? I know how many round-trips I can make."

Hey, Brother Hou just couldn't help boasting, although what I said was the truth, he was also moved.

Brother Monkey decided to send the two monkeys back to Huaguo Mountain.

Ai Ai Wuqing looked at me eagerly, as if he had something to say.

Well, it’s not an important thing, but the little fan really wants to go to the idol’s hometown and take a look at the air that the idol has breathed since childhood.

I simply waved my hand, both go.

Brother Hou was happy this time, "Master, don't worry, Lao Sun will definitely go back early!"

"What's the hurry?" I said, "Maybe you didn't go back to Huaguo Mountain. Since you have the opportunity this time, why not stay a few more days. Just don't forget to bring special products when you come back."

"Special products?" Brother Monkey was taken aback.

"Brother, you said that the peaches in Huaguo Mountain are delicious." Zhu Bajie rushed over.

Brother Hou looked embarrassed, "Peaches are not yet ripe this season."

"Then stay a few more days, anyway, the master has agreed." Zhu Bajie said, "Think about it, we didn't eat any good food on the way, when the time comes, you can grab the juicy and sweet peaches from Huaguoshan Come out, how beautiful would it be for us to eat?"

Brother Hou still looked at me with some concern.

"Brother Monkey, don't worry, with our senior brothers around, we will definitely not let Master lose a hair!" Zhu Bajie vowed.

So, in the sound of Zhu Bajie's exhortation, "Don't forget to bring special products", Brother Hou took Wuqing and the pair of monkeys and flew away through the clouds and fog.

Then I didn't go far, Master and I were captured by monsters.

What Zhu Bajie said... just listen to it.

Of course, there was Bai Jingjing's vigorous promotion, and I also contributed a small amount of strength to it.

I was locked in a cave with many bones piled up on the ground, maybe I thought I couldn't escape, but there was not even a single person guarding me here.

"Elder Tang." Bai Jingjing's sweet and crisp voice rang in my ears.

I looked around but couldn't find her.At this moment, there was the rustling sound of Gudou rubbing on the ground, and I saw many bones jump out from the scattered bones on the ground, and then slowly formed a bone frame.

"Why are you here?" I wondered.After all, this Bai Jingjing is also a big monster, okay?Going to visit other monsters, not to mention not being entertained, what is the rhythm of this being demolished?

"Back to the elder." The bone frame also made a 'sitting' posture opposite me, "I obey the elder's order and reveal information to the monsters along the way. The first stop is this Wanzi mountain. There is a wave moon cave in the Wanzi mountain. Here is a yellow-robed monster. I don't know his specific origin, but I know that he is a wild wolf who has become a spirit. He also eats countless people on weekdays. He is a big monster who does evil. I think you will be willing to get rid of him, Elder, for the sake of the people. Harmful."

"Then why did you become like this?" I asked, "You brought such important news to him. From your appearance, it doesn't seem like you were grateful, but you were murdered instead?"

Skull... I know that Skull can't make an expression, but I feel that Bai Jingjing is rolling her eyes, "Elder, you know me, I like to be a beautiful woman, when I talk to the yellow robe monster, accidentally Get closer and make his daughter-in-law jealous. She doesn't like me and wants to take me down. That yellow-robed monster is also unreasonable. I told him such an important news. , if it wasn’t for my ability, elder, you wouldn’t be able to see me.”

"Speak well." I wondered if I had inadvertently learned a science of skull expressions, because the winking movement really didn't seem like a misunderstanding on my part.

"He knocked me out, and then let his little demon drag me away to share the food. Fortunately, I have a way to escape. Although the Yuanshen escaped, the previous sentence of the physical body can no longer be used." Bai Gujiazi directly used it this time The back of his head was facing me, "It's only been a few days, and I've broken four bodies, and I can't survive this day."

However, I have no sympathy, and even a little want to laugh.

Well, out of humanitarian spirit, and three of the four bodies were damaged by my apprentice, I should keep silent.

only--

"You said this monster has a wife, what kind of monster is his wife?" I asked.

"Where is the demon, it is a person!" The skull turned 180 degrees and faced me again, "I don't know much, I don't know the origin of that woman, but I know that she and the yellow-robed monster are very affectionate , and gave birth to two...two...should I be called a demon or a shemale?"

It's a good question, and I couldn't answer it for a while.

"Elder, where is your apprentice?" Gu Jiazi looked left and right, "When will they subdue the yellow-robed monster?"

"It's outside," I said.

"No one is left to protect you?" The bone frame's voice was both surprised and happy.

"Do I need their protection?" I flashed a self-consciously inscrutable smile.

No matter what Bai Jingjing's plan was before, anyway, I saw her trembling for a while, and she became honest again, and then she bid farewell to me.

"I always walk ahead of the elders so that I can pass on the news." Needless to say, this reason is really well-founded and convincing.

I continued to sit alone among the scattered bones in the cave. Although they were all bones, to be honest, they were more reassuring than talking bones.

After a while, footsteps came from outside, not light or heavy, very regular.

As soon as I looked up, I saw a delicate and beautiful young woman.

"I have met the elder, please save me!" She bowed down to me, which caught me off guard.

If I'm not mistaken, this beauty should be the human daughter-in-law of the yellow-robed monster that Bai Jingjing mentioned before. Doesn't it mean that she and the yellow-robed monster are very affectionate?What do you want me to save now?

"The poor monk can't protect himself now, how can he save you, the benefactor?" I asked tentatively.

"Elder, please rest assured. I will persuade that demon to let you go. I just ask you to send me a letter from home to my parents after you leave." The woman had tears on her cheeks, "I have not seen my family for 13 years."

"Where are the family members of the female benefactor?" I asked.

"It's not far from here, just go west for more than three hundred miles. There is a Baoxiang Kingdom. I am the third daughter of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom. My baby name is Baihuaxiu. 15 years ago, on August [-]th, I enjoyed playing with the moon. When I was taken away by this demon, I went back to study the book, hoping that after my parents learned of my whereabouts, they would catch the yellow-robed monster and save me back."

In Baoxiang Kingdom, the flowers are ashamed, and the yellow robe is strange.

The combination of these three names makes me feel very familiar, but there is a slight discrepancy with my memory.In my memory, didn't someone give the stolen princess some kind of clothes so that the monsters couldn't get close?Why did Bai Huaxie here have two sons?Or, I misremembered, this is not actually a thing?

I was so annoyed by this kind of specious memory, I didn't care about the familiarity at the moment, and just followed my own feeling.

"But, how do you convince that yellow-robed monster to let me go?" I know why the yellow-robed monster arrested me. Bai Jingjing's marketing is too successful, and he must also know that eating Tang's monk meat will lead to immortality.I pat my conscience and say, which monster can refuse this temptation?

"I will tell him that I will definitely make him release him!" Bai Hua was ashamed but very confident.

Then she took me aside to hide, and shouted to the yellow robe monster outside the cave: "Huang Pao Lang, come back, I have something to say to you!"

I was listening to Bai Huaxie making up a story, saying that she had a dream just now, in short, the core idea was to release the monk in the cave—me.

The yellow-robed monster hesitated, "I heard that Tang Priest can live forever if he eats his meat. You are a mortal and have no magic power. I am worried about how to live with you for a long time. You eat him. Isn't it good?"

As a single dog, I really don't want to be a prop for them to show their affection.

"Not good, not good." Bai Hua said shyly, "I would like to be with you for a long time, but I also don't want to eat people, so you should just let that monk go to make me fulfill my wish."

Then, the yellow-robed monster really let me go.

Thanks to the fact that the yellow-robed monster is a monster, if he becomes the emperor, he will definitely be a foolish king of the Wu Kingdom who is seduced by women!

Of course, for female compatriots, this is definitely a very marryable object.

But when I thought about what Baihuashou said to me and what the letter would contain, I put away all my emotions and met Monk Wufeng Bajiesha who was waiting outside.

As a qualified monk, how can he not have a pair of dismantled ladyboy CPs in his hand?

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