[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Baoxiang Kingdom is the first decent country I encountered in my westward journey. Whether it is the city walls or the clothes of the people, it has a bit of Tang Dynasty appearance, but it has aroused my yearning for Datang for no reason.

We rested overnight at the inn outside the city, and went to see the king of Baoxiang Kingdom the next day.

I went alone.

There is no way, the only apprentices at hand are Wufeng who will not scare people, Zhu Bajie's pig head, and Monk Sha's blue face... In order not to favor one another and cause conflicts, I can only go alone.

The customs clearance document in my luggage came in handy for the first time, and the title of Dongtu Datang Yudi also played a role, and soon I went to the government hall and saw the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, as well as the civil and military ministers standing on the left and right .

It looks pretty intimidating.

But who am I?

I have met Li Shimin, and he had a fluent conversation in the Golden Luan Hall; he even presided over a water and land meeting, from the emperor to the civil and military officials, and there are powerful people in between. Which one is not polite to me?This kind of scene that can scare ordinary people is just a small case for me.

When it comes to the art of pretending, I have already learned the true flavor of it.

Sure enough, I heard the civil and military officials standing on the left and right were full of praise and admiration, and I was not without pride.

Even though Datang is actually lagging far behind in my eyes, Datang is also the well-deserved No.1 in this era.

I took out the certificate of customs clearance and presented it to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom. After reading it, he didn't hesitate, took out a jade seal, printed a monogram on it, and it was considered a release.

After receiving the customs clearance document, I took out Bai Huaxie's family letter, "Your Majesty, the poor monk passed by the Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain on his way to and from Baoxiang Kingdom. He didn't want to be captured by monsters, but a female benefactor inside saved me." The benefactor called herself Baihuayu, she was the third daughter of His Majesty, she was kidnapped by the yellow-robed monster 15 years ago, when she saw the poor monk, she begged me to deliver a letter for her."

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was taken aback for a moment, then wept, "Did my daughter be kidnapped by a monster?"

He took the letter from home, and only glanced at the cover, but his hands shook so much that he couldn't open the letter, so he could only let a bachelor read it.

I listened to it, and the content of the letter is roughly as follows:

First, I would like to say hello to my parents, Wenwu, and then I said that on August 15th, 15 years ago, I arranged a feast according to the order. She took her away and occupied her as his wife.In this way, nearly [-] years passed, and two monsters were born.Originally, this matter was indecent and corrupt, so I shouldn't have sent a letter to my family, but I was afraid that after I died, no one would know what happened here, it was unclear.Fortunately, I met the holy monk, the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty, so I boldly wrote a book with tears in my eyes, writing down the experiences of these years, and hoped that my father would show mercy and send troops to catch the yellow-robed monster and rescue her.

I can't bear to hear it. A princess who grew up in a honeypot was kidnapped by a man-eating monster, and she has to pretend to be in love with him every day in trembling... As for the princess that Bai Jingjing said is jealous To take her across the river and demolish the bridge, I think this is the princess who wants to kill the people with a knife... what about monsters.

Anyway, the princess's attitude was shown in that letter.

Originally, I thought I would be fine after delivering this letter, but I didn't expect that the civil and military officials in the palace just looked bright, and when the king of Baoxiang Kingdom asked who could lead the troops to capture the yellow-robed monster, they were all as quiet as chickens.

Therefore, I, who successfully escaped from the hands of the yellow-robed monster, became his new object of help.

I:"……"

How naive am I to think that this can be done by sending a letter?The previous online games are all for nothing, isn't the purpose of sending letters just to accept new missions?

I was so focused on my thoughts that the king of Baoxiang Kingdom thought I didn't want to agree, so he hurriedly promised some benefits. In the end, even if he saved Baihuayu, he didn't have to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. He would become a brother of the opposite sex with me and sit on the same dragon bed , All the words of sharing wealth and honor have been said.

I:"……"

What's wrong with these bosses, why do they like to worship so much?

I haven't forgotten that I am Li Shimin's younger brother, but the price of becoming Li Shimin's younger brother is that I have to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures... How can there be a white pie in the sky, that time I had no choice but to watch. Pushed himself into the pit.However, I can't help Li Shimin. If I can't even refuse the king of a small country, I, the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty, will be in vain.

It is careless to step on the pit once, but it is stupid to step on the pit for the second time.

"Your Majesty, please rest assured. The poor monk still has apprentices by his side. They have some means. If they make a move, they will definitely be able to save the princess!"

Just be stupid if you are stupid, if you don’t commit stupidity a few more times, how can you get all 81 difficulties together?

When the king of Baoxiang Kingdom heard that I had apprentices, he asked me why I didn’t bring them with me. I said they looked a bit scary, and the king of Baoxiang Kingdom waved his hand and said that he was not afraid!

Still intimidated actually.

Wufeng looks handsome and is not discriminated against; Monk Sha has always been honest, so I haven’t heard what he said; only Zhu Bajie, who is obviously not a peacock, still insists on showing off. The king of Xiang Kingdom flickered for a moment.

Maybe because I didn't stop him, Zhu Bajie became more and more enthusiastic, and even brought up the fact that he was the marshal of the canopy in the sky.The last three disciples removed the demon, but he seemed to be the leader.

There are no monkeys in the mountains, and the pig's head is the king.

The apprentices went out to perform tasks, and I stayed in the palace, talking about Buddhism and Zen with the king, and teasing the little maid... Ah, no, I listened to the maid talking about her troubles.Not to mention, little people have news routes for little people, and I learned about the darkness under the blossoming flowers from this.

The third princess, Bai Huaxie, is the favorite daughter of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom. The king has no son, and the heir is basically chosen among the princesses.When Bai Hua was ashamed to disappear, the king went to great lengths to find her.Because of this incident, many civil and military ministers were demoted, and many maidservants and eunuchs inside and outside the palace were also beaten to death.Just like that, Bai Huaxie's whereabouts could not be found, and they all said that she got lost while playing.Even people in the whole city have been interrogated countless times, but there is still no clue.

Well, my fault, I shouldn't think that because the king of Baoxiang Kingdom is very kind to me and a little afraid of San Wu, he is Hello Kitty. He is actually a king who holds great power and kills decisively.

Several days passed like this, and the three enlightened ones still haven't come back. I was a little worried, but I still had to be patient and talk to the king with a confident look.Just as he was talking, someone came to report outside, saying that it was the third son-in-law who asked to see him.

I was taken aback, Bai Huayu was the third princess, wasn't this third son-in-law her husband?

Could it be that the kiss that was made before, Bai Huaxiu did not return after being taken away, and she was still called like this?

The third son-in-law is a very handsome young man with an imposing appearance, which makes people fall in love with him at first sight.

It's good for the king to be ashamed of Baihua. As I was thinking this way, I heard the king ask in a gentle tone, "Your widow only has two sons-in-law, how can you say that you are the third son-in-law?"

Huh?what happened?

Before I could be surprised, I heard another version of the story——

The third son-in-law called himself Wanzishan Boyuezhuang family—I couldn’t help frowning when I heard this name, and I had a bad feeling in my heart—I liked riding horses and bending bows since I was a child, and made a living by hunting. 15 years ago, he brought While hunting with his servants, he saw a tiger carrying a beautiful woman on its back.He immediately drew his bow and shot the tiger, and then he killed the woman and married her.The tiger was injured, but was let go because he was a matchmaker for them to make good things happen.Recently, he heard from his wife that she was the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, so he came to see the king immediately.

Good-looking people are easy to receive preferential treatment. As soon as I said this, the king looked at me in a wrong way.

Of course I'm good-looking too, but I have nothing to do with the king, so there's nothing to say about helping relatives or not.

The third son-in-law went on to say, "After I let go of that tiger with good intentions, it didn't know how to be grateful and restrained, but became more and more presumptuous. It's also the injustice of the heavens, which made him become a spirit and specifically harm people. As far as I have heard, from the East The monks who went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures from Tu Tang didn’t know how much they were eaten by him. I didn’t expect that he would be dissatisfied with Shan Yiyu, and even came to Baoxiang Kingdom to deceive His Majesty, it’s really damning!"

The king has jumped away from me like a frightened rabbit.

At this time, I was stupid if I didn't know that the so-called third son-in-law was transformed by the yellow-robed monster.

I looked at him, "I didn't expect that the son-in-law lived three hundred miles away from the capital, and knew what happened three hundred miles away."

"I didn't know this until after I came to the kingdom. You are too ostentatious. Who in this city doesn't know you?" The third son-in-law looked at me with smug eyes, "Your Majesty, please lend me half a glass of water. So that this evil animal can be transformed into its original form!"

Of course, I don't bring my Zen staff with me when I visit the king, but that doesn't mean I can't find a good weapon close at hand.I originally wanted to swing him on the bench to turn him back into a yellow-robed monster-I had swung the spider spirit before, and I thought it was very replicable-but when I heard what he said turned into his original form, I was a little hesitant.

The physical body used in this life is a real mortal body. I am sure that the original form is a person, but isn't the soul?

I really want to know if I can become a golden cicada.

Right now I don't have many Enlightenment around me to protect me, but there must be those who take turns watching in the sky. I thought about it, and felt that I was confident and fearless, so I raised my eyebrows and looked at the third son-in-law, telling him to do whatever he could.

So I was turned into a big tiger.

Me: ...This is not the same as what was agreed.

I feel as if I have been duped by false propaganda again.

However, there are two kinds of false propaganda, one is to do bad things with bad intentions, and the other is to do good things with bad intentions.

This time I was a little lucky and happened to occupy the latter.

This is a tiger, more than a hundred times more powerful than Jin Chan.

There are no mirrors or other decorations here, I can't see my whole body clearly, but as far as I can see, there are thick and powerful claws, a golden body with black stripes, and a tail as powerful as a steel whip...

I think I'm just so handsome!

At this time, someone knocked on my head, and I shook my head. It didn't hurt, not to mention the skin was broken, it seemed that I didn't even lose a single hair.I bared my teeth at the man and growled, and he limp on the ground and urinated.

Tsk, it smells terrible.

Dian Wenwu began to besiege me, and then I was like practicing a golden bell cover iron shirt, no one can hurt me.The king of Baoxiang Kingdom pulled the sleeve of the third son-in-law and told him to subdue me quickly. The yellow-robed monster who turned into the third son-in-law came to me, and I roared loudly at him. I whipped it with my tail and he fell down.

I think, as a tiger, I am much better than as a human.

Looking at those trembling and ugly people hiding in the corner, from the king to the civil and military, I let out a sigh of disdain, and walked out leisurely, occupying one of the best palaces. In front of the mirror, start to pose.

Hey, how can I be so handsome~