[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Brother Monkey strangled the little beauty to death with a stick, and everyone else was okay, Zhu Bajie suddenly became unhappy, "How can you kill innocent people indiscriminately? This little lady kindly gave us food, so let's not be grateful, why are you still killing people?" gone?"

"You idiot, you forget everything when you see a beauty." Brother Hou put away Ruyi's golden cudgel, "What little lady? That's a monster!"

"Nonsense!" Zhu Bajie changed his previous cowardly style, and actually stood up to Brother Monkey, "If it is a monster, it will show its original shape after being beaten to death, but look at this little lady on the ground... She really can't rest in peace!"

I couldn't help but took a look. Brother Hou swung the stick from behind. The little beauty was lying on the ground, face down and couldn't see clearly, but the back of her head was sunken.

Zhu Bajie carefully turned the person over and laid it flat. There was still a little smile on that beautiful woman's face, and she was frozen in the moment when she just talked to us.Based on my experience of watching American crime dramas, I can infer that the deceased was unprepared when he was killed, and the murderer acted simply and mercilessly. At first glance, he was an experienced and repeat criminal, Balabalabala...

I can't make it up.

I really admire those American drama actors, how did they memorize those extremely awkward, professional and ungrounded lines?Or, should I admire the screenwriter, how did he write those extremely awkward, professional and ungrounded lines?

I'm really curious what happened to the body of this little beauty in front of me, did the golden cicada shed its shell?But anyone who has seen a cicada shell will know that it is just a vain shell. Like Jin Chanzi, he spent a huge price to waste his body like Jin Chanzi, but it may also be that he crossed the dimensional wall Had to sacrifice a lot.So, I just want to know, is the corpse left on the ground real, or is it just a shell?

I really want to check it out, but I don't have professional knowledge, and I probably can't figure it out.

If I had known that I would have time travel one day, I would have gone to study medicine.

Sadly, until now, I haven't found out that my college major has served me well.The level of technological development here can't keep up with my major. I think I'm even harder than a computer major. At least they can use codes to pretend to be passwords and make outstanding contributions to the spy career, right?As for me, vehicle design and manufacture...

Even if I can knock the shell out with my hands, it would be useless without the engine and fuel.

Ugh.

It can only be said that I have the foundation of manual work, and I have an advantage when mastering the skills of thousands of cuts.

Zhu Bajie was still howling, Brother Hou impatiently kicked over the food basket brought by the little beauty, and the plates and bowls inside were poured out.

I don't think I have a cleanliness freak, but, how to put it, I still don't like things like maggots and toads.Even though I didn't intend to pick up that little beauty's food basket from the beginning to the end, but thinking about it, I feel uncomfortable.

Zhu Bajie closed his mouth, and after a while, he muttered again, "Maybe it's because you're playing tricks, but I'm afraid that you may kill the wrong person, and Master will blame you."

I was very puzzled, the little beauty incarnated by Bai Jingjing is good-looking, but it wouldn't make Zhu Bajie grow a bear heart and leopard courage all of a sudden, right?

Brother Hou kicked Zhu Bajie angrily, "What are you talking about? You should ask, Master believes in you or me?!"

Of course I believe in Brother Monkey.

Brother Hou became proud, "When the old grandson was making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, he was put in the eight trigrams furnace by the Taishang Laojun for seventy-seven and 49 days, and he developed a golden heart and silver lungs, a copper head and an iron back, and golden eyes. No matter what monsters, As long as Lao Sun blinks his golden eyes, he can see his prototype. You think this is an innocent and charming woman, but what I see is a white skeleton full of evil spirits! Since you are a canopy, have you never heard of Lao Sun? Is Sun this capable?"

After finishing speaking, Brother Hou no longer paid attention to Zhu Bajie, but was dragged by Wuqing to talk. This little ground turtle marten from Lingshan had never heard of such a skill. boast.

I almost believed it.

It's not that I doubt Brother Hou's ability, but what is he talking about?When you are the king in the Water Curtain Cave, you will turn gold into silver and become a beauty to seduce people, and then lure people into the cave, dig out their hearts and livers, or boil or steam them. If you can’t eat them, you can also make air-dried bacon!

Brother Monkey, can we brag in a different direction, or the more you have never done it, the more you want to brag?

I still had a few unroasted mountain chestnuts at hand, so I didn't say much at the moment, and threw them at Brother Hou directly.

Isn't this teaching bad children?

After walking for a while, we met an old woman who came to look for her daughter.

If I didn't have Brother Monkey by my side, although I would find it unreasonable for an old man to appear in the wilderness, I wouldn't be too suspicious.There is no other reason, that old lady has no flaws, and she can especially arouse others' feelings of pity for the old and the weak.

Of course, she was also strangled to death by brother monkey.

Zhu Bajie didn't speak this time, probably because I had expressed my position before Brother Hou.

In my mind, though, I feel like I'm being treated differently because it's an old woman than a little beauty.

Brother Hou didn't rush to put away the Ruyi Golden Cudgel this time, but frowned and looked up to the sky.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"This is the same monster as the one just now." Brother Hou said in a deep voice, "I thought I killed him, but I didn't expect that it would change again and hurt people. Maybe he has some way to save his life, did he escape again this time? .”

I don’t think I’m bragging about Brother Hou, really, I’ve scolded Brother Hou for being a bad apprentice before, but I really think that Brother Hou is really smart and the most intelligent in the world!

I cosplayed Conan's classic move, "Since this is the case, then that monster will definitely not be reconciled, and will make a comeback. Next time, don't kill him immediately, Wufeng Bajie Wuqing Wujing, you will look at Wukong's expression for a while, put The monster was trapped and interrogated his origin."

So, we met another old man.

From the look of this old man, people can tell that he is well-off, well-educated, and he is chanting scriptures.If it is still in Jinshan Temple, this is definitely the most popular pilgrim, the kind who can donate a large sum of money.

However, before I could open my mouth, I saw Brother Hou's Ruyi golden cudgel, Wufeng's black tasseled spear, Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake, and Monk Sha's demon-subduing staff all hitting at him, surrounding the monster. It was impenetrable, Wuqing stood on the outside, observed for a while, and shouted: "Brothers and brothers, step aside, look at my wind cage!"

This is a new spell developed by Wuqing that has been figuring out for a long time. The wind is still the yellow wind, but with a smaller range and a clearer target. It is best used to circle people.

Brother Hou took the lead in the long jump, and almost at the same time, Huang Fenglong caught the old man.

I watched helplessly as a benevolent old man turned into a skeleton.

Do evil.

Wuqing's yellow wind mainly hurts the physical body, and it has little restrictions on the white skeleton. However, there are several other Wumen headed by Brother Monkey watching, and the skeleton can only tremble and escape. There is no way to escape. The trembling and rubbing sound was like grinding teeth.

"Why do you come to look for my master and apprentice again and again?" I asked.

"Back to the Elder..." The voice of the white skeleton turned into the sweet and crisp voice of the little beauty, but the beauty can make people feel good, this skeleton...

If there is no monkey brother, this is a living horror movie, okay?

Oh, no, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television does not seem to allow ghost films to be made, so it is a thriller and suspense film in which living people pretend to be ghosts.

According to the little beauty, she didn't have any bad intentions, but she was a little excited when she saw that no one came here for a long time, and finally there was a voice, so she came out to say hello.Those meals didn't disgust us on purpose, but she just ate them like that, just worried that we wouldn't be able to accept them, so she cast an illusion to become what we are used to.Unexpectedly, Brother Hou moved so neatly, he just swung her with a stick.Then the little beauty became arrogant, and started again with a different look, only to be kicked again.The third time, she saw that we would be out of her territory after another forty miles, so she was not reconciled, so she changed her appearance again.

I summed it up, the core idea is, I didn’t intend to harm anyone, just to tease you~

I am silent.

Because it didn't cause any harm, this statement is actually very credible, but I don't believe it!

I cleared my throat and prepared to ask from the beginning, "Since you said you live here, what's your name?"

"My real surname is Bai, and I am respectfully called Mrs. Bone." Bone turned around, just in time for me to see the words on her spine, which are Mrs. Bone.

"Isn't it called Bai Jingjing?" I was taken aback for a moment, and felt that I was asking a bit strangely. Even though she was a bony person, she was also a woman before she was alive, and she might have followed the rule of not revealing her name to outsiders.

"Bai Jingjing? This name sounds nice. If the elder likes it, then I will be called Bai Jingjing." Bai Gujiazi said.

I:"……"

Wait, wasn't Bai Jingjing called Bai Jingjing before?Where did my impression come from?It can't be from a female classmate who has forgotten only the name from my memory, right?But what female classmate can make me think of Bai Jingjing when I think of Bone Demon?Just because there are two characters in their names that sound the same?

I thought it over and over again, but couldn't come up with a result, so I simply ignored it.

"It doesn't matter what I like," I said, "but if you don't tell the truth, you should think about what will happen to you."

"Everything I said is true!" Bai Gujiazi hurriedly expressed his determination.

I lowered my head and began to think about how to deal with the Bone Demon.According to the character design I made for myself, I should focus on her, but thinking of the grievances suffered by Brother Monkey because of her, I am not so willing.But if you kill him directly...

Suddenly, I felt a dark wind blowing by my cheeks, and when I looked up, I saw Brother Monkey dismantled the bones with a stick, but he didn't kill him.Gohan squeaked, his voice full of fear and grievance. I took a closer look and saw that a bunch of hair on Gohan's ears had been shaved off.

Is this worth it? !

This is my monkey son!Even if my sweetheart is gone, I'm not a stepfather!

I frowned immediately, hugged the monkey son in my arms, and comforted him, and then said to the monkey brother: "Wukong, it's hard work for you, go to the South China Sea to meet Guanyin Bodhisattva, and ask him for advice, how to tame the viciousness is difficult to train An evil monster."

Brother Hou nodded, "Old Sun, let's go!"

I looked at the pile of bones on the ground, and I had no regrets about my decision.Although this is a bit like bowing to Guanyin, as a person who loves to hold grudges, the current matter is more important than the chance of Guanyin's appearance.

Brother Hou came back soon, and he brought Guanyin with him.

Avalokitesvara has always been kind and kind, and I didn't even think about the last time he turned into a 20-year-old young woman to recruit a son-in-law, so I directly talked about the bone spirit.

"She doesn't know how to repent. If she didn't have a guilty conscience, why did she run away and hurt Gohan?" I said righteously, "But monks can't do evil in vain. I also ask the Bodhisattva to give me some advice on how to subdue such a monster."

I don’t know if I’m superstitious, but I think Guanyin took a look at Brother Hou.

Avalokitesvara gave me a hoop, and then passed me a "Forbidden Hoop Curse", and was about to float away when I stopped him.

"Bodhisattva Bodhisattva, what do you think of the Bone Lady? What if she can be made to change her ways and be sent to the back mountain of Luojia Mountain to be a mountain guard?"

Guanyin declined, and without even giving me a chance to say the next sentence, he flew away immediately.

Well, I don't really care that much, I just get used to being jealous after seeing him.

I recited the forbidden mantra silently in my heart, wondering if I was a servant in the past and misunderstood the forbidden mantra as a tight mantra.

But these are small problems, and they disappear after only a circle in my mind.I asked Brother Monkey to put the hoop on the white and bald head of the Bone Demon, and then slowly read the scriptures.

Seeing that the bones that had been reassembled fell apart again, and even the gaps in the skull seemed to be squeezed and deformed to crack, I stopped, secretly horrified by the effect.

Brother Hou had flesh and blood back then, but when he had an attack, he just covered his head and rolled over.Now on the bone spirit, there is not so much cover, but it is more intuitive for people to see, and they know how terrible punishment this is.

Wu Feng also breathed a sigh of relief, the movement was a bit loud, and I couldn't help but look over.

Wu Feng smiled honestly again, "I don't know what's wrong, I also feel uncomfortable when I hear that curse."

I took a look at Brother Monkey, and it must be Brother Monkey who was rolling all over the floor?Why didn't Brother Monkey respond, but Wu Feng seemed to be stimulated?

not understand well.

After being dealt with like this, Bone Demon became much more honest, and was willing to tell the truth.

It turned out that she had heard that a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty went to the west to obtain Mahayana scriptures. That monk was the incarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Tathagata.

I couldn't help but slapped my forehead, I just remembered that my skin was thin and tender, and monsters would like it, but I forgot that the real big killer was Tang Monk meat!

Tang monk meat...

I couldn't help rolling up my sleeves, revealing a section of my forearm.

To say that my hands still have a thin layer of calluses, and there are some old scars left by a carving knife on my fingers, but my forearm is white and tender without any injuries. I think this is because I haven’t seen the sun all year round. But now that I think about it, this is probably a talent.

Probably because I stared at my forearm for a long time, Brother Hou couldn't help reminding me, "Master, please, you can't bite yourself. In Wuzhuang Temple, you have eaten ginseng fruit, although I also distributed some to Gohan Xiaoyu, but it is not a problem to live 2 years."

Why did this poor apprentice over-interpret it again?Am I such a crazy person that I even want to chew on myself?

I glanced at the bone spirit.

The bone spirit trembled.

This is the first monster who clearly stated that eating Monk Tang will live forever, and it is also the first monster other than Zhen Yuanzi to say that I am the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi... No matter where her news channel comes from, I am actually Don't care much.I just thought of the catastrophe that disappeared in the Wuzhuang Temple.Tathagata does not allow people to cut corners. Among the 81 difficulties, I remember the last difficulty most clearly, because they did not arrange it themselves, and they just threw people into the river to make up for the 81 difficulties after they had read the scriptures.

If I don't strike early, who knows what tricks are waiting for me behind them?It is not difficult to make up for the catastrophe by attacking first, and then suffer disaster, as long as the fishing law enforcement waits for the silly monster who wants to eat the Tang monk's meat to throw himself into the net.

"I won't take your life." I looked at the Bone Demon, "You have a band on your head, no matter where you go, as long as I recite the curse, I can't escape a splitting headache."

"I also ask the elders to forgive me." The Bone Demon said very kindly, "I would like to make up for my mistakes."

"I don't know where you heard that you can't live forever after eating a piece of Tang monk's meat, but next, you have to spread the news to the monsters in the land you go west." I said, "If Well done, I will ask the Bodhisattva to remove the bandage from your head when we reach the Western Paradise. If you don’t do well, I can recite the banning mantra anytime.”

Of course the Bone Demon agreed, looking at her distant figure, he sighed.

"Master, is this..." Brother Hou hesitated to speak.

"The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop." I said, "Since the bone spirit has learned about this news, it will be a matter of time before it spreads. The higher-ups made an idea, but those monsters who can make this idea must also be evil monsters who caused harm to one side, and when they bumped into us, they can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people and keeping the people of the other side safe."

Zhu Bajie said something fair, "Our next journey will not be peaceful."

In any case, I have already made a decision, and the bone spirit who went out to spread the news has already set off, and there is no room for change in this matter.

I rode on the white horse and began to count how many monsters could bump into me. I hope there will be more. If we walk halfway, it will be difficult to get 81 together.

Thinking of this, I pressed the reminder in my heart of 'don't spread rumors'.

Alas, after receiving so much education in modern Bai, my conscience doesn't hurt at all, and I am quite eager to try.