[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Brother Hou jumped away with a smile, and changed his face back to Miss Gao's again. The smile made me want to kick him even more.

Hold back.I think, the monkey brother who I am a fan of will continue to be a fan even when he is kneeling.

"Master, why are you like those pedantic scholars?" Brother Hou didn't know how much psychological shadow it caused me, "Aren't you a monk, why do you care so much about the difference between men and women?"

"..." I was silent for a while, "It's obvious that you are too undignified, you just threw yourself into my arms, how can you let me go out to face Miss Gao? After you catch the monster, change back quickly, don't ruin her Qingyu!"

This trick to change the subject is not very clever, Brother Hou was still grinning, and when I couldn't help but stare, he grabbed Wu Feng and walked towards Miss Gao's room, "Let's go and decorate it first, wait Use the monster to slam into the door by itself. Master, go find a safe place to rest, wait a moment, and we will go to eat together again."

"Master, please close the door outside and put on the copper lock, lest the monster find out that something is wrong." Wu Feng added on the side.

I sighed and waved my hand, "Got it, hurry up too, if it's late, I won't leave any food for you."

"It's just a pig demon, master, just wait." Miss Gao's voice matched Brother Hou's tone, and the sense of disharmony was overwhelming.

But I don't doubt that there is water in the words, a monkey brother, plus a Wu Feng who can fight with the monkey brother, two-on-one can't take down a Zhu Bajie...

Unless Zhu Bajie took Dali Wan.

I found a place with a good view and sat down. I could see Ms. Gao's yard there, but it was surrounded by shade trees. If you didn't look carefully, it would be hard to spot me.At this time, the sun has already slanted to the west, and the red glow ignites the colorful clouds in the sky. The breeze brings the coolness of the evening, and there are birds singing in my ears, and the fragrance of flowers can be smelled.

I'm just waiting to see a live version of Monster Hunt.

After a while, the sun sank to the west, and there were no shadows in the sky, only the glow of the sunset was left.

However, the big drama I was waiting for had not yet begun.

I have to suspect that Zhu Bajie also has procrastination. It will be dark today, so why don't you come to see your wife soon, why are you dawdling outside?

There was a creaking sound from the treetops, and as soon as I looked up, the monkey son jumped into my arms.Among the golden hair on its neck, there seems to be a white collar, that white is a kind of jade-like whiteness, I can't help but want to touch it, is it warm to the touch.

No, it was actually cool.

I was thinking about who put this on the monkey son, when I saw the ring that I thought was the collar twisted and deformed, and finally put his head on the monkey son's ear, and he greeted me with a pair of black bean eyes, "Master good."

I find that I don't understand the friendship between the dragon and the monkey more and more.

"It's Xiaoyu." I withdrew my hand, not thinking about how many times I touched the Third Prince Yulong with this hand just now—but I have to admit that even though it was cold, it felt really good! ——"Gohan is bullying you again? Don't indulge it too much."

It was used as a hemp rope to tie a bow before, and then it was stretched straight for monkeys to hold and knock wooden fish, and now it has become a collar... This is just what I saw, who knows that when I didn't see it, the two of them developed How many ways to play!

"It didn't bully me." The little white snake swam again and returned to Gohan's neck, "It's very warm here for Gohan, and it's very comfortable to sleep in."

The monkey son also squeaked twice, as if echoing.

"Nuannuan... Nuannuan is good, just stay a little longer for Nuannuan..." I don't even know what I'm talking about, has the monkey son become a big warm baby?

The monkey son continued to squeak happily, and then, the breeze in the evening before gradually increased, and I was accidentally blinded by the raised sand. I was rubbing my eyes when I heard the monkey son screaming angrily.I opened my other eye, which was not fascinated, and found that the monkey son had been hit by a fruit falling from the tree.

After I rubbed the tears from that eye and finally cleared the foreign body sensation inside, the gust of wind had stopped, and everything was quiet again except for some more sand, stones, branches and fruits on the ground.

It was so dark that I could barely see my fingers clearly. I pricked up my ears and widened my eyes, regretting that I didn't have any supernatural powers and didn't know what happened in Miss Gao's yard.

I don't know if Brother Hou will continue to lose his integrity to seduce Zhu Bajie.

To be honest, as long as it's not me, I'd rather watch someone else make a fool of themselves.

Wait, this paragraph does not conform to my glorious image of being tall, powerful, and upright, so cut it out.

At this moment, Miss Gao's courtyard was suddenly brightly lit, surrounded by colorful mist, and then a red glow rose again, and the sound of weapons colliding could be heard far away.

I hurriedly stood up and looked over there, it was like a fire tree and silver flowers never night.

A deep voice was exasperated, "You damn monkey, breaking up a marriage is like killing a father!"

Brother Hou's voice followed closely, "You deserve to be arrested for raping young girls!"

Me: "..." Should I be thankful that I didn't drink tea to avoid the misery of being choked?

Brother Monkey, you are too outspoken.

At this time, there was a black mist in the air, and the deep voice became even more angry, "Two beat one, so shameless!"

"Senior brother, I'll block his way!" Wu Feng's voice came, "Hugh let him run away, which will delay Master's fasting meal!"

I was very moved, what a good apprentice.

Even so, the crackling lasted until the third watch.I watched the excitement from below, but I didn’t know how the battle was going. I could only guess from the sound that the trend was good. At first, I felt a little nervous, but later, I felt relieved and felt like I was watching a domestic oriental magic blockbuster.

If there are such special effects in the movie, why not be a big hit at the box office?

In the end, a big lump that was tightly bound and immobilized was thrown in front of me.

Brother Hou was carrying the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, with unabated fighting spirit and excitement on his face, "Master, this is the guy!"

Wu Feng leaned on a black tasseled gun and stood aside.

I pretended to look at the ground, but I didn't have night vision, so I could only see a black mass, but I knew it must be a fat pig's head with big ears and a long nose.

"Can I ask where he came from?" I asked.

"Ask clearly." Brother Hou put Ruyi's golden cudgel on the ground, and leaned against it lazily, "His name is Zhu Ganglu, he was originally the canopy marshal of the Heavenly Court. , he is still in charge of Tianhe, I don't know him, but he knows me. During the Queen Mother's Peach Blossom Festival, he invited guests in Yaochi. He went to Guanghan Palace, dragged Chang'e, refused to let him go, the gods came forward to stop him, he was emboldened by wine, and actually fought, and was finally arrested and executed by the Jade Emperor according to the law..."

When I heard this, I glanced at the little white snake, and couldn't help muttering, "What's wrong with the Jade Emperor, why is he sentenced to death every now and then? I think there are too many gods, so you want to reduce the burden on the heaven?"

The third prince of Yulong burned a bead and was accused by the Dragon King of the West Sea for disobedience. Disobedience is a serious crime. If you have to force it, it’s not impossible to justify it—although I think the Dragon King of the West Sea is still a strange thing, or there may be something inside that I don’t know. For example, the bead has a history. The Dragon King of the West Sea was afraid that the Jade Emperor would blame him and acted preemptively, but he did not expect the Jade Emperor to follow suit—oh, I don’t want the Black Jade Emperor, but the image of the Jade Emperor in my heart is a Weak and afraid of his wife, he clings to power and covets Chang'e's middle-aged uncle, but Chang'e seems to love Erlang God—I also forgot how this impression came about.

Thinking about it this way, Hou Yi's head seemed to be a little green.

Digging away, having said that, the Jade Emperor is going to kill him because the canopy molested Chang'e. Please tell me, is this really a rule of heaven rather than something tricky in it?

Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway.

"Later, Taibai Jinxing interceded for him, and the death penalty was exempted. He was changed to a heavy punishment of two thousand hammers, and then he was demoted to the mortal world and reincarnated." Brother Monkey laughed twice, "It's a pity that he has bad morals and was cast into the wrong womb. into the belly of a sow, and became what it is now."

I know this story, but now I just wonder, why is it Taibaijinxing again?What is his position in the sky? This time, it can't be a coincidence, right?

If so, I really have to ask:

How you?

How old are you?

can anyone answer me?