[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

Suppressing the turbulent desire to gossip in my heart, I said solemnly, "Since I was once a god in the sky, even if I made a mistake and was demoted to the mortal world, why didn't I know how to repent? Why did you want to rape the daughter of a good family? Dao, the Jade Emperor's previous punishment was wrong, if you cut off the root of the evil, it will be clean and there will be no future troubles."

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt that the dark mass on the ground seemed to be getting smaller.

"I knew, Master, you are also a ruthless person, otherwise you wouldn't be sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures in the Western Paradise." Brother Hou didn't know what he did, so the group on the ground kept humming, "That's a good idea, let me The old grandson is here to break..."

"Master! Master! Master! I am your disciple Wu Neng!!" The group on the ground struggled even harder, and raised their throats, really like a slaughtered pig.

"Wukong, wait a minute." I held back my laughter and said, "Why do you call me Master? I have confiscated an apprentice named Wu Neng."

I only remember that Brother Hou called him Sun Wukong after his apprenticeship, and the apprentices of Monk Tang were all from the generation of Wuzi. It's not a lot of trouble, but now it seems that I'm being self-indulgent, and the dharma name has already been taken.

"You came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures?" asked the group on the ground.

"Of course." I replied.

"That's it." He seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, "Returning to Master, I am following the decree of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva to wait for the Buddhist scriptures here, and then send him to the Western Paradise."

"Nonsense!" I reprimanded, "You are obviously a monster who caused disasters in the village. You took the daughter of Grand Duke Gao by force, and made his father and daughter unable to see each other. You lost your name, and your relatives and neighbors stayed away!"

"Master, I really am!" The voice became more anxious, "I really waited for you to come, even... even... if you don't come for a long time, I have to live."

"It's okay to live a life, but you are hurting people!" I was so upright and rigid that I almost moved myself.

"Hey, who's spreading rumors to frame Lao Zhu?!" The monster who was huddled on the ground shouted again, "Brother, but which brother? I just want to sit down, stop beating!"

"Be honest, don't try to play tricks!" Brother Hou shouted majestically.

I saw that this was not good, it was a mess, and it was fine for a while, but if it took a long time, it would always be inconvenient.

So he said, "Wukong, go and borrow some candles from Grandpa Gao, I'll take a closer look at this... Wu Neng, so as not to be deceived by lies."

"There are candles in my daughter-in-law's yard, so it's closer." Just after saying this sentence, she was slapped again. "Hey, brother, why did you hit me again? I'm solving problems for Master."

Brother Hou gritted his teeth, "He also said that he was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he allowed you to marry a wife? Return your wife?"

In short, in my impression, when the second senior brother with the fat head and big ears who was the most sneaky and slippery was carried into the yard, he had a downbeat look and was extremely honest.

In fact, I really like Zhu Bajie. In the original book, he is the only one who shouts from time to time to break up and return to Gao Laozhuang. If I have considered forming a strategic partnership with any of my apprentices before, he is the best choice.Because as long as I show a little hesitation and my ear is soft, when I delay time on the road, the stalkers who watch me will not doubt me.But Zhu Bajie has another shortcoming, that is, he likes to fool people, to be precise, he likes to fool Monk Tang, he can't beat Brother Hou, he is very honest except for bickering, Drifting has almost zero sense of existence, and he can listen to this second senior brother But for Monk Tang, what impressed me the most was that after Brother Hou was driven away, Monk Tang asked Zhu Bajie to go for alms. Zhu Bajie walked for a while, thinking that in the past, Brother Hou would always be able to melt into the fasting meal. When the time comes, the master will blame him, so he simply didn't go, and found a comfortable place where he could bask in the sun and went to sleep. , Master can't blame him anymore, and this matter will be over.

When I saw this passage, I was a little happy in my heart.Look, you are a monk who is full of great truths, but you are useless and will only slow you down. You can't even eat without my monkey brother. If you like Zhu Bajie, let him fool you!

Live it!

But now that I am Monk Tang, I can't be happy when I think about this paragraph.Of course, I will not drive Brother Monkey away, so there is no problem of not being able to eat, but I still feel uncomfortable when I think of such an existence in the team.If I can't get rid of him at the beginning and clean him up, maybe he will treat me like a fool in the future.

As the only human race in the line, my sense of crisis is also full.

Wufeng lit the candle, and I saw Zhu Bajie's face clearly for the first time.

Fat head and big ears, black face and short hair, nose so - long, more than a little uglier than I remember, but overall it is a pig's head.

"What's the matter? You start from the beginning." I looked at him, "If there is a falsehood, Wukong can go to the Bodhisattva for verification at any time, and it will be you who will suffer."

The old pig talked about the previous experience again, and then said: "The Bodhisattva took the precepts for me, referring to my surname, and took a Dharma name, called Zhu Wuneng. From then on, we cut off the five meat Three dislikes, I am here wholeheartedly waiting for the Buddhist scriptures. Every word of mine is true, and I hope Master will believe me.”

"But you still can't bear to be lonely. If this is the case, why do you need to become a monk and take precepts?" My tone softened a little. A lot. If I bring you along, I can’t tell how many troubles will be caused and how much right and wrong will be caused. Wukong, I need to trouble you. Didn’t the Bodhisattva say last time that his back mountain lacks a guardian god? Why don’t you give this pig away? Wu Neng can go, and with Bodhisattvas watching over him, he will be able to calm his mind, make meritorious deeds and avoid disasters."

"Hey, that's a good idea." Brother Hou smiled very maliciously, "We took away Junior Brother Heifeng, and made the Bodhisattva lose one mountain god, and now we're returning another one. This one was enlightened by the Bodhisattva himself, isn't it? Great fate?"

"No! No! No! I won't go, if Master doesn't want to take me, I'd rather stay here and continue to live!" The old pig howled again.

"This is not acceptable. I promised Mr. Gao before that I cannot let you continue to cause harm." I said.

"Master." At this time, it was Wu Feng who spoke, "Although this was once the marshal of the canopy in the heavenly court, after all, he has been degraded to the mortal world and turned into a pig demon. His appearance is not elegant, and I am afraid that the Bodhisattva will not like it. If the master does not If you are willing to take him with you, it is better to ask senior brother to cut off his mortal thoughts, so that he can no longer harm Miss Gao."

I laughed secretly, is Wu Feng persuading or intimidating?

"It's not right." I refused with a smile, "Cutting off the root of the evil is only a temporary solution, not the root cause. As long as his ability is still there, if he stays in the mortal world, it will be a disaster."

Confiscating a rapist's tools is a good idea, but there's no guarantee it won't drive him further.

Laozhu's small eyes dimmed and brightened following the conversation between Wufeng and me, and finally looked at me pleadingly, "Good master, just take me with you, I will be obedient and honest, and if I am by your side, even if I make a mistake , It’s also convenient to punish and kill.”

I thought for a long time, and in the old pig's increasingly desperate little eyes, I nodded and agreed, "That's all right, but you have to remember, if you are a little out of line, don't blame me for being ruthless with Wukong and Wufeng."

"Yes, yes, yes, disciple obeys." Laozhu nodded, flapping his big ears one by one.

"Also, since you said that you have given up the five obscenities and three disgusts, how about I give you another name, Bajie? It can also remind you all the time, don't continue to make mistakes." I asked.

"My disciple will ask Bajie from now on." Lao Zhu, or Zhu Bajie, readily agreed.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

I don't have much of a problem with the name Wu Neng, but it was chosen by Guanyin, so I just don't want to call it.So, let’s call Zhu Bajie back to Zhu Bajie, at least it sounds kind, doesn’t it?

Next we went to see Mr. Gao, and Zhu Bajie performed extremely well. Although Mr. Gao had some doubts that we didn't directly kill him, he was relieved when he heard that we were going to take him away for supervision. Boldly asked for a letter of resignation, "I must find a son-in-law, so that I can take care of myself in the future."

Miss Gao's urgent call came from behind: "Father!"

I waited and waited, but there was no text.

In the end, the power of the husband is not equal to the power of the father.

Zhu Bajie looked around, but he didn't see Ms. Gao, finally heaved a sigh and wrote down the divorce papers.

We stayed in Gao Laozhuang for one night, and early the next morning, we got up and left with the clothes and dry food given to us by Mrs. Gao.

Miss Gao never showed up, but Zhu Bajie shook off the clothes given to him, "Here, this is what Cuilan made for me."

When leaving, Zhu Bajie kept looking back frequently until he could no longer see the shadow of Gao Laozhuang.

I think, if this passage is recorded, maybe a thousand years later there will be another song "Xuanzang, You Don't Know Love", and nothing will happen to Fahai by then.

Ugh, I feel like a really bad person.

But right now I can't protect myself, so if it's bad, it's bad, I just follow the arrangement of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.I can accept apprentices who are not in the plan, but if I miss an important plot NPC...don’t forget how I left the Guanyin Temple, I beat Zhu Bajie now and accept it, it’s better than being forced in the future.

I don't know why, but I just think Guanyin can do this kind of thing.

Hey, I'm really used to black Guanyin and black out every day.