[Journey to the West] So I am Monk Tang

It took us more than ten days to reach Gaolaozhuang. Compared with the high mountains along the way, it is as quiet and peaceful as a paradise.

God knows how long it has been since I saw such a normal village. I wonder if the people here believe in Buddhism?

Gao Cai led us to the door of Mrs. Gao’s house, and asked us to wait outside the door for a while, so that he could go in and report to Mrs. Gao. After a while, hurried footsteps came from inside and outside, and an energetic old man appeared in front of me. in front of you.

As I said earlier, most people in this world respect Luo Shang first and then others. Let me talk about our position first.

Brother Hou and Wufeng were standing closest to the gate, pointing inside, one said there was a monster inside, the other said that the smell of pig was so choking on the nose, they didn't pay attention to a pig monster at all in their words.I stood a little farther away, with my hands on the white horse's neck, with my back to the gate, looking at the thatched huts with bamboo fences not far away, with the smoke rising from the kitchen, and I was a little lost in thought.

When Grandpa Gao came out, I was refusing the wild fruit that the monkey son had stuffed into my hand.The fruit was bright red, sweet and sour, but it was a pity that I ate too much these days, and I always felt a little acid reflux in my stomach.

I stood in a better position. When I heard the movement and turned around to look back, I could completely see the change in Gao Taigong's face when he saw Wufeng, the fear and anger when he saw Brother Hou, and the... cassock on me. When ... ... his eyes glowed.

Just like a person wearing silk and satin must be a person of status, wearing such a cassock, even if I am young, others will look at me high.

Sure enough, Mr. Gao's attitude suddenly became much more polite, and he led us from the gate to the middle hall. After I told him the story of meeting Guanyin in the Guanyin Temple, he completely believed me and made people serve tea. Start complaining to me:

"What do the elders think of Gao Laozhuang?"

I told the truth, "It's a wonderful place with outstanding talents and outstanding talents."

"That's not it." Grandpa Gao said with emotion, "Our Gao Lao Zhuang has been safe and sound since ancient times, and we have never heard of any monsters. I don't know what evil I have done, but I was killed by that evil person." Watch out, not only occupy my daughter, but also lock up my daughter and prevent her from seeing her parents. The poor old man doesn't have a son, so he hoped to recruit a son-in-law to take care of him. Now, let alone taking care of the elderly, I have to live every day. I am afraid that one day the whole family will be killed by that monster."

"I don't know where the monster came from?" I asked.

"I don't know." Grandpa Gao shook his head, "Three years ago, he claimed to be from a family in Fuling Mountain. His surname was Pig, he had no father and no mother, and he was willing to marry into my family. At the beginning, he still looked a bit like a hard worker, and he was willing to work hard. The longer he grows, the weirder he gets, and the more he eats. In a few days, even if our family is not killed by him, we will be poor. Not to mention that he has some tricks to make trouble, and now the neighbors She and her relatives and friends are all afraid to come to my house because of him. I intend to withdraw from my marriage, but he locked up my little girl, and it has been more than half a year now, and I don't know what my little girl looks like now?"

To be honest, I think this is already a good monster compared to those monsters who eat people at every turn.

The premise is that I don't know that this is Zhu Bajie.

Three years ago, that was three years. At first, I thought that Zhu Bajie married a wife and had children in Gaolaozhuang because he had waited too long and didn't wait for the Buddhist scriptures.However, as a person who learns Buddhist scriptures, three years ago, I was still in Jiangzhou and was preparing to leave for Chang'an.So, here comes the question, how long have I been plotted by those gods and Buddhas about my going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?

Before I go out, my apprentice has already planned for me.

Even though I'm the impostor in the tank of the real Monk Tang, the feeling of being thrown into a narrow frame and forced to behave sucks.

What?Is it considerate to arrange for someone to protect me?Should someone be grateful for protection?

No, this will only usher in a period of rebellion.

Looking at it this way, Zhu Bajie's temper is not bad.If I were waiting for someone in one place without any means of communication, and I couldn’t wait for him, hey, I might be able to do something with my short temper.It's not like Zhu Bajie, who obediently followed him in the end.

Although he seemed to be passive and sabotage later.

If someone must be responsible for this matter, I choose to blame Guanyin.

My expression was probably too sympathetic, Mr. Gao thought that I was fighting against him, and he spoke more and more vigorously, until I finally felt that this monster was really a big disaster, the kind that would not be enough to cause people's indignation if we didn't kill it.

"I don't know what the old man is thinking?" I interrupted him hastily, "When I catch him, write a resignation document?"

"Since I looked for that monster inadvertently, how much of my reputation has been ruined, and how many relatives have been far away?" Gao Taigong said loudly, "If he can be caught, what kind of divorce papers are needed, just cut the grass and roots, wouldn't it be convenient?"

I:"……"

I am literally speechless.

Brother Hou had already jumped up one step ahead, compared to Wu Feng who was drinking tea in a gentle manner, he was more than a little anxious.

Well, the word monkey anxious is quite reasonable.

"That's easy!" Monkey Brother said, "Since the monster will come to meet Miss Gao every night, when the time comes, Lao Sun will go around and take care of it!"

Grand Duke Gao was overjoyed, "Really? I don't know what kind of weapon this little master needs, I'll prepare it early."

Brother Hou took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from his ear and blew on it. The size of an embroidery needle became the thickness of a bowl. "My stick is the best weapon in the world."

"What do you plan to do, brother?" Wu Feng asked.

"That monster may not be very smart, or maybe he thinks that no one has the ability to stop him. It's not difficult to catch him, but you have to figure out his origin first." I interrupted hastily, "Wukong, don't..."

"I know, I know." Brother Hou waved his hands, "It's best to capture him alive, let Master interrogate him carefully, if he can be educated, he will be educated, if he can't be educated, then send him to see the old man Hades!"

"No!" Grandpa Gao said urgently, "If you let him go, you will be fine after leaving, but Gao Laozhuang will definitely suffer!"

"Don't worry, old man." I said aloud, "Since my master and apprentice have agreed to this matter, I will definitely not leave any troubles to implicate you."

"That's right." Monkey Brother also promised, "You take me to the monster's residence first to have a look."

"It's in the backyard." Grandpa Gao got up to lead the way, "The monster locked the little girl in the back house, and no one can get in except him."

I thought I would see an iron wall, but Mr. Gao stopped in front of a small courtyard, "The monster locked the little girl inside."

"Still unlocked?" Brother Monkey called.

"If I can unlock the lock, why should I look for a mage everywhere?" Mr. Gao picked up the lock and pointed to the keyhole, "Look."

I took a closer look, and it turned out that the keyhole had been poured to death with copper juice.

"I thought it was a big deal?" Brother Hou asked Taigong Gao to let go, and he took the Ruyi golden cudgel and knocked on the lock. The courtyard door was wide open, but there was no one to be seen inside.

We didn't see her appearance until Mrs. Gao called Miss Gao out.

She was weak and sad, with a graceful figure and a soft voice, and when she saw her father, she would hug her father and cry.After hearing that we were going to get rid of the demon queen, I hesitated to speak.However, before she had time to speak, she was taken away by Grandpa Gao, leaving us, master and apprentice, to discuss what to do.

"Master, I heard that there is a plan in the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty called inviting the king into the urn. I don't know if it is right?" Wu Feng asked me.

I nodded.

"Brother." Wu Feng looked at Brother Hou.

Brother Hou was looking around, but he jumped over when he heard the call, "What's your idea?"

"It's always more troublesome to capture alive than to be killed directly. When the time comes, I don't know how many things will be damaged." Wu Feng pondered, "It's better to let that guy be defenseless, and then resort to thunderous means Take it in one fell swoop..."

"That's easy to say!" Brother Hou laughed, and then changed into Miss Gao's appearance, "If that's the case, will he still be on guard?"

That voice was the same as Miss Gao's, soft but clear and tactful.

"In the past, I heard that my senior brother has undergone 72 changes, but seeing him now, he really deserves his reputation." Wu Feng praised with wide-eyed eyes.

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Brother Hou moved, and the static ladylike beauty disappeared immediately, scratching his head like a female monkey.

Brother Hou and I have been in a team for a while, and this is the first time I have seen this kind of supernatural power change. Although Brother Hou's demeanor at this time is very sorry for that beautiful face, I still can't help but look at it for a while.

Brother Hou blinked his eyes and snuggled up to me.

In this world, there is probably a saying that a man and a woman are incompatible with each other, but there is absolutely no saying that a man and a monkey are incompatible with each other. But now even though I know that the real deity under the skin of this beauty is Brother Hou, I still can't help but refuse.

However, is Monkey Brother something I can push if I want to?

He stuck to my arms and couldn't come out, his chest was soft. Just when I frowned and couldn't help scolding him, he smiled sweetly, and his beautiful face immediately turned into a hairy face with a sharp mouth and thunder, while the figure below the neck remained the same. graceful.

Even though I have long since realized that I will never touch women in this life, it still caused a great psychological shadow on me.

I couldn't bear it anymore and kicked it out.

What kind of broken apprentice is this? Is there such a thing as a way to amuse Master?