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Li Yixiao walked into the Baiyun Shangshu Community, which is very green and has a large number of man-made water systems. There are many koi in it, which is very eye-catching.Among the green eyes, several small villas with different shapes come into view.Each small villa has its own lawn with tables and chairs, which can be used for outdoor gatherings. The most exaggerated one even has its own swimming pool. It is Li Yixiao’s dream house—the very expensive one kind.

Just as Li Yixiao was looking around, there was a white-haired old lady in front of her, leaning on a cane and walking forward step by step. Every step made people worry that she would fall down.

Li Yixiao couldn't help but look at her a few more times. The old lady muttered something that Li Yixiao couldn't understand. She walked forward tremblingly and walked straight past Li Yixiao. Lift the ground and continue to walk forward.

Wait, wait, go further and there is a pond!

The old lady seemed to be old and dim-sighted, and walked straight towards the pond with a cane. She was about to fall into the pond with the koi after walking a few more steps. Li Yixiao was determined to do good deeds every day. The old lady was stopped: "Wait, old lady, if you go any further, you will fall into the pool!"

The old lady staggered and fell to the ground, yelling "Ouch".

Li Yixiao's vigilant antenna was erected: Oops, an old lady fell!He couldn't have been touched, right?Even if it wasn't for Pengci, with his accident physique, nothing good would happen!

Li Yixiao hurriedly helped him up: "Are you alright? Does it hurt from the fall? Can you still go? I didn't mean it!"

The old lady was getting old, and she kept yelling "Ouch, Ouch", and couldn't stand up for a while.

"What are you doing?!" A voice of gnashing teeth came from behind Li Yixiao.

Li Yixiao turned his head sharply, only to see a tall beauty wearing a solid color dress, her feet were sky-high, galloping all the way angrily, the crisp sound of high heels hitting the stone floor made people worry about her Will not fall.

She helped the old lady up and asked with concern: "Mom, are you okay?"

To make matters worse, the old lady began to cry out in pain: "Oh, my leg hurts so much, it seems to be broken, ouch."

It's over, and he was caught by others for doing bad things with good intentions. Li Yixiao defended himself desperately: "Beauty, I saw your mother walking into the pool without raising her head. I was afraid that she would fall, so I quickly grabbed her. I fell down, I really didn't mean it, you have to believe me!"

Li Yixiao had just finished speaking when he suddenly realized that something was wrong!

It's not that Li Yixiao is supercilious, the reason why he suspects this is a vicious incident of touching porcelain is really because the beauty in front of him who is taller than him is only in her early twenties, but no matter how you look at it, this old lady has eight At ten, she still calls people mom. She is old enough to be her grandmother, but no matter how you look at it, she doesn't match her age!

Suspicious, Li Yixiao looked at this beautiful woman with a strange look in his eyes: she looks so beautiful, she actually came out to touch porcelain!

The beauty looked at him with suspicion in her eyes: "You knocked my mother down?"

If she admits this, wouldn't she want to extort tens of thousands of medical expenses from him?He came to be an anchor, not to let people extort money.

Li Yixiao said nervously: "It's none of my business, I just helped others, she fell down by herself!"

"Okay, whether it is or not, you hurry to the hospital with me, I need a doctor to check my mother." The beauty said with a frown.

"No, no, no, I won't go, it's none of my business!" Li Yixiao resolutely refused to go, and ran away.

He is too familiar with this routine, if he goes here, he will definitely be on a thief ship, and he will definitely not come back if he doesn't skin him.

The beauty sneered, and grabbed Li Yixiao who was about to run away: "Why are you panicking? I'm not asking you to lose money. I'll go to the hospital with me first. I have to register and take care of my mother by myself. Do me a favor. When I turn around, I'll check the monitor and I'll know if it's you!"

"Then you go check the monitoring right now! I didn't do it, why did I accompany you to the hospital!" Li Yixiao struggled hard, but unexpectedly, the beauty was so strong that he, an old man, struggled so hard that he couldn't break free .

"Because you are now a suspect. Eliminate the influence first, and then cooperate with the investigation, OK?" the beauty asked.

"It's not OK, it's not OK at all! I should be cleared of suspicion first!" Li Yixiao protested.

"If it's urgent, of course, go to the hospital for an examination first. My mother is already at this age. If the examination is not timely, can you bear the responsibility?" the beauty said aggressively.

"I don't have any responsibility at all. I went to the hospital to pay back? You must be miserable and say that you have an 1000-year-old mother and a three-year-old brother. Life can't go on. If I don't pay you, you will commit suicide by jumping off the building! You think Haven’t I seen this routine before! I was hit by someone and paid [-] yuan upside down!” Li Yixiao believed that this beautiful girl was a habitual offender, and refused to jump into this trap no matter what.

"Really not going?"

"Don't go!"

"Sure enough not to go?!"

"Don't go, don't go, beat to death, don't go!"

The girl narrowed her eyes slightly, instead of being angry, she smiled, and with all her might, she dragged Li Yixiao two meters away, it seemed that she was going to take him away by force.Li Yixiao shivered in fright, and when he desperately resisted, he finally broke free from the girl's hand.Unexpectedly, this moment caused the other party's high heels to slip, and Li Yixiao tripped again, exclaiming "ah", and fell headfirst into the pool!

Li Yixiao covered his eyes, it's over, this time it's really over, he first "knocked down" the old lady, and then "threw" her daughter into the water, now he will be extorted if he doesn't get money!

Li Yixiao looked around and began to seriously consider whether to run away.

Fortunately, the water in the pool was not deep, so the girl stood up after thumping a few times, crawled back to the shore aggressively, took a deep breath, took another deep breath, and spat out the water in one gulp.

"Okay, very good, you managed to piss me off." The beauty sneered and said, her voice changed strangely, from a gentle female voice to a deep and magnetic male voice.

Li Yixiao looked at her in confusion: "Beauty, what's wrong with your throat?"

The beauty hooked her lips, and suddenly reached into the neckline of the dress, took out two sponge pads and twisted them, and a lot of pool water came out.

Fuck, this beauty's sponge pad is a bit thick!

The girl seemed to be too wet and uncomfortable, so she simply opened the zipper on her side, took off her skirt and wrung out the water.

Li Yixiao covered his eyes and screamed: "Yaoshou! In broad daylight, how can you, a girl, insult other people's eyes like this! Be more reserved!"

"Open your dog eyes and see clearly, I am a man!"

There was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, Li Yixiao put down his hands dumbfounded, and looked at the "girl" in front of him in horror - she had an Adam's apple, her breasts were flat but she was wearing a bra, and she even had abdominal muscles.This is definitely not a woman, she, no, he, is a genuine pure man!

Does this pool have some sort of gender-switching ability?still……

Li Yixiao's mouth spit out his inner voice at this moment: "Are you a pervert?"

Mr. Pervert smiled brightly at him, and his anger was visible to the naked eye. He grabbed Li Yixiao by the collar like a chicken, and asked, "Do you have a mobile phone in your pocket?"

Li Yixiao nodded blankly, still in the shock of the big change.

Mr. Abnormal took out his iPhone 4s, which was his turn after being eliminated by his ex-girlfriend, threw it on the grass, and then threw him into the water neatly.

Li Yixiao, who was caught off guard and choked, thumped vigorously in the water. After thumping for a long time, he realized that the water in the pool was only half a meter deep, and he could not drown even if he sat down.

"Mom, are you okay?" Mr. Abnormal asked the old lady with concern.

The old lady said tremblingly: "Master, girls can't take off their clothes."

"Oh, then I'll put it back on." Mr. Pervert picked up the dress that he threw on the ground during the fight just now, wrung it dry, put it back on, and flicked his wet hair, "Mom, let's go, men can't count on it." Come on, let me take you to the hospital to have a look, but you can't run around anymore, last time I searched for you for a long time, it scared me to death!"

Li Yixiao, who had just climbed ashore, heard the old lady call him "Shi Shi", and exclaimed: "You are that women's tycoon Li Shishi? I...fuck, Chen Yang is your manager? He is my good brother, you Call him, he will testify for me, I am definitely a good person!"

Li Shishi looked back at him and smiled: "Oh, that's great. If there is something wrong with my mother, I will ask you to reimburse the medical expenses."

"You just said you wouldn't let me lose money! You went to check the surveillance!" Li Yixiao screamed.

"The moment you called me a pervert, I changed my mind. After all, I am a pervert, and perverts are unreasonable." Li Shishi smiled very sweetly.If he didn't know that he was a man, Li Yixiao would have been amazed by him.

"Why do you hold grudges so much!" Li Yixiao asked in disbelief.

"It's hard to raise a woman and a villain. Although I'm not a woman, I'm a villain. I hold grudges against a villain." Li Shishi smiled sweetly, picked up Li Yixiao's cell phone, and called himself, "Number I'll make a note of it, and I'll find you to settle the claim another day."

Li Yixiao watched in despair as this terrifying hostess who dressed in women's clothes helped the old lady walk away.

You anchor circle, the painting style is really scary.

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After the "Pengci" incident, Li Yixiao sat on the bench beside the road for a long time in a daze. Fortunately, it was already summer, and the wet clothes were dried quickly, so that people would not catch a cold.

Does he want to thank Li Shishi for remembering to take out his mobile phone for him before throwing him into the water, otherwise he will suffer a lot at this moment?

No, I don't thank him at all, their bondage has grown!

Unless Li Shishi knelt down and called him father, he couldn't swallow this breath!This revenge is not a gentleman!

Li Yixiao didn't know how he got there, he wandered to the No. [-] building next door, and rang the doorbell towards the anti-theft door that opened.

I don't know what kind of person his roommate is, maybe he is also a big guy in women's clothing, right?

Hearing from Chen Yang that there are two female anchors among his roommates, this time they will not be big men in women's clothing, right?

Li Yixiao forced a smile, he doesn't care if he is pretty or not, he just asks his roommates, a man is a man among men, a woman is a woman among women, but don't be a womanizer.

Before the smile could be retracted, the door opened. Li Yixiao took a closer look, and the forced smile on his face gradually froze.

I saw a man among men looming in the door.This burly man was tall and burly, with a fierce face, his arms and thighs were full of muscles, he looked like a social person, and he had a lot of younger brothers in front of the saddle, and there were also the kind of girls who wore mink and peeled garlic!Li Yixiao even imagined that kind of picture.

This elder brother probably just finished exercising, sweating profusely and steaming all over his body, when he saw Li Yixiao who was standing dumbfounded at the door, he snatched him in: "Master, you can count on it, we have missed it all day , quickly show us which water pipe is broken."

Li Yixiao, whose brain was already shut down under the series of blows, suddenly felt that he had returned to the glorious years of plumbing repairs, and subconsciously asked, "Where is the plumbing, the bathroom or the kitchen?"

"The kitchen is leaking non-stop. Come in directly, don't take off your shoes." The eldest brother led Li Yixiao through the hall to the kitchen, where water was already accumulated.

Li Yixiao, who was short-circuited in the brain, still took off his shoes. When he got to the kitchen, he even took off his socks. He rolled up his trousers and stepped in the water with bare feet: "I didn't bring the testing tools, so I can only give you a general look. The sink There are no leaks below, your place is probably leaking from the ground pipes, which is more troublesome, the floor tiles have to be planed, and the pipes need to be replaced to do waterproofing again, do you have any drawings?"

The eldest brother smiled wryly: "I'm not the head of the household either, how can I have the blueprints, why don't you wait, I'll call the agent and ask if the company has any."

Li Yixiao heard the word "agent", and suddenly came back to his senses: "Wait, I'm not a plumber, I'm a new anchor!"

The eldest brother who was dialing the phone stopped, and the two looked at each other.

The doorbell rang again, and the elder brother hurried to open the door, and Li Yixiao followed him out. An uncle with a toolbox was standing at the door. Seeing Li Yixiao, whose trousers were rolled up, half of his body was covered with water, he asked blankly, "The water pipe is broken here?" Yet?"

Li Yixiao silently covered his face.

What a wicked day today!

The author has something to say: Li Shishi, a tycoon in women's clothing, I posted some complaints about him on Weibo before: Li Shishi hates being called a pervert the most in his life. Women's clothing is his personal hobby, and he couldn't understand it since he was a child Ethos: Why do women disguise themselves as men and everyone praises this girl as cool and special, but men disguised as women are discriminated against? This is not equal to men and women at all!

He, Mr. Li, is going to break this inequality!

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He is such a person.

In fact, he didn't want to make people lose money, he just wanted to find someone to take care of the old lady for him so as not to get lost again.