anchors

After the real and fake plumber incident, the strong man pulled Li Yixiao to sit on the sofa, and introduced himself: "Hi buddy, I'm Han Mai, the anchor signed by Red Star, and I mainly broadcast live on Tiger Fish. Brother, what's the matter?" call?"

Facing the big brother in the society, Li Yixiao definitely did not dare to use the tone of calling his father and grandson when he was talking to Chen Yang. He smiled all over his face and said in a very polite and polite tone: "Hello, big brother, you are welcome, my name is Li. Smile, people usually call me Xiaoxiao, new anchor, did Chen Yang tell you?"

Come on, it's all about you!This tone is more than polite, it's doglegs!

"I've said that, we all know you're coming, let me introduce you, we live here with four people, including you, there are five in total. The first floor is the living room and kitchen, and there is a gym. The area is quite large. You want to open Any party is fine, your room is on the second floor, we are three men on the first floor, another male anchor named Jin Feng, a game live broadcaster, very handsome, known as 'E-sports Rukawa Feng', there are two girls on the third floor Yes, one is Qiuning and the other is Xia Tianyu, they mainly sing, dance and play games."

Li Yixiao nodded and tried to remember a few people. He, Han Mai and Jin Feng live on the second floor, while Qiu Ning and Xia Tianyu live on the third floor.

"Brother, guess what I'm doing live broadcasting?" Han Mai put his hands on the sofas on both sides, and asked Erlang's legs.

This posture is magnificent!Li Yixiao subconsciously took out the half pack of Zhonghua that had been treasured in his pocket for a long time, and wanted to light a cigarette for his eldest brother.

As soon as I took it out, I found that the cigarette was unfortunately soaked in the water just now.

"No, no, no, I won't smoke, protect your throat, bro, do what you want." Han Mai waved his hand, saving Li Yixiao's embarrassment at this moment.

"I don't smoke either, health is the most important thing, ha, health is the most important thing." Li Yixiao said with an awkward smile, "You are the type of live broadcast, let me make a random guess, don't blame me if I guess wrong."

"Don't come and go, why are you so polite between brothers?" Han Mai said displeased.

Li Yixiao quickly turned serious: "You... no, big brother, you are too right, you will be brothers after living under the same roof, you... big brother, just call me Xiaoxiao."

"Sure, smile, guess what?"

"I think big brother with his physique and style, it's definitely not a problem to take the microphone and shout all night!" Li Yixiao flattered.

"Hey, I let you see it. How do you know I'm calling Mai?" Han Mai, who was guessed right, beamed with joy, and looked at Li Yixiao with kind eyes.

It's strange if you can't see it, Li Yixiao thought to himself, Han Mai Han Mai, the homonym of the name is called Mai, and it would be a waste of the name not to call Mai.Besides, the eldest brother reminded him just now, saying that to protect his voice, he must sing.

"I guessed wildly." Li Yixiao said with a smile.

"Good brother, you understand me!" Han Mai patted Li Yixiao's back with his palm like a cattail leaf fan, and called him brother and brother, almost slapping his small body until he vomited blood.

Li Yixiao's face is bright, but his heart is desperate. Is this the "easy to get along with" anchor that Chen Yang said?Are you kidding him? !

Thinking of living under the same roof with such a roommate in the future, and becoming a younger brother who calls the elder brother and also peels garlic part-time, Li Yixiao feels that his future is bleak.

"Then I'll also guess the type of your live broadcast." Han Mai said, sat up straight, and looked at Li Yixiao carefully for a while.

Li Yixiao smiled all over his face, showing eight big white teeth.

"I see that you are so proficient at repairing water pipes. You must have used to live broadcast repairing water pipes on 'Chopsticks Hand' before! Lao Tie double-clicked 666, right?" Han Mai asked.

"..." The smile on Li Yixiao's face froze again.

Brother, do you misunderstand me?

"Uh...Brother, I...I didn't work as an anchor before." Li Yixiao explained softly, "I used to be an assistant to a food anchor, helping her with errands, shopping for food, shooting videos and editing videos for cooking. In the later stage, I will also do theme planning and do all kinds of chores."

"Brother is amazing, he can do anything." Han Mai clapped his hands appreciatively.

"Life is forced, life is forced, as long as life can be lived well, where there is need to do."

Han Mai nodded knowingly: "Then why did you come out and fly solo?"

Li Yixiao's face froze immediately, and he forced a smile: "There are many reasons..." Thinking of all the past, Li Yixiao was still a little sad. …It just so happened that my old friend Chen Yang was acting as a manager here, so he pulled me here."

Li Yixiao didn't want to recall that period of quarrel like earth-shattering, which was more vicious than any common quarrel.They blamed each other hysterically and cleared all old scores.He was unwilling to compromise, and she was unwilling to repent, so they parted in the irreconcilable differences of ideas.

But he is not convinced, and he is not reconciled, he wants to prove it to her—all methods and shortcuts will not go far, and only by presenting the best content to the audience can success be achieved!

Even so, he still thanked her, it was she who brought him to this road, let him see the possibility of a completely different life from before, it was her, let him find his dream.

"It's fine to come out and do it alone. If we do well in this line of work, we will get rich overnight." Han Mai said, looking for a disposable cup for him, opening the thermos cup and pouring some for him. You have been talking for a long time, but I haven't poured you a glass of water yet. You can drink this wolfberry chrysanthemum tea. It can invigorate the spleen, nourish the stomach, calm the nerves, reduce fire, beautify and maintain health. Men drink it to nourish their kidneys, and women drink it to nourish their skin. This cup is not bad. "

Li Yixiao looked at the goji berries and chrysanthemums rolling up and down in the disposable cup, and looked at Han Mai with disbelief.

Is this something society people should be drinking?Brother, brother, what's the matter with you? !How about some beer? !

"People need to be long-term and patient, and the root of long-term is health and longevity. As long as you stand by the river long enough, you can see the corpses of your enemies floating in front of you. This is a very ancient phenomenon. What famous people said." Han Mai said.

"Who?" Li Yixiao wondered.

"Confucius."

"Did Confucius say this?" Li Yixiao was shocked. Was his vocational education too low?Never heard of this sentence.

"The dead are like husbands, never give up day and night, this sentence is translated." Han Mai said.

"Is this what this sentence means?!" Li Yixiao was shocked again. It was because his vocational education was too low, and he suffered a cultural disadvantage. What his teacher said by this sentence meant to cherish time.

"The Germans understand it that way." Han Mai said casually.

"Do you know how the Germans understand "The Analects of Confucius"?" Li Yixiao was shocked again. He felt that today was an eye-opener. His roommate is very knowledgeable.

Han Mai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly started laughing up to the sky: "I met a German before and looked down on our music very much, so I gave him a piece of freestyle on the spot, which shocked him, and when he saw me, he detoured away! "

"..." This was probably because you were scared, Li Yixiao complained in his heart.

"I'll give you a section." Han Mai said, before Li Yixiao objected, he turned on the music on his mobile phone, played the background music loudly, picked up the thermos cup as a microphone, and gave him an explosive yelling section. The words are rustic, but the melody is extremely brainwashing.

What kind of world, hegemony, king, general, beauty...

Li Yixiao's eyes gradually despaired.

It's so earthy...

The soil is suffocating, the soil is desperate, and the earth is falling apart.

This buddy definitely never went to high school, not even a vocational high school, Li Yixiao was convinced.

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"They shouldn't be live broadcasting right now. I'll take you to get to know each other and see your room," Han Mai said.

Li Yixiao quickly stood up from the sofa, and said respectfully, almost bowing ninety degrees: "Thank you, brother."

Han Mai showed helplessness on his face, but he still didn't say anything, and led him to the second floor.

There are only three rooms on the second floor. When Han Mai opened his room, Li Yixiao looked inside and couldn't help but let out a "wow".

This room is still vacant. Half of it is a bedroom and half is a work room. It has a separate bathroom and a bay window. The area is estimated to be thirty or forty square meters.

"Your room." Han Mai said.

"Thank you, thank you, brother, thank you to the company, I will definitely work hard to broadcast live and contribute to the company's performance! It is worthy of the level of this room!" Li Yixiao, who was excited, forgot his respect for his brother, and grabbed Han Mai's hand hard Shaking, weeping with gratitude.

"Brother Han, who is this?" There was the sound of high-heeled shoes on the stairs, and a sweet voice with a milky voice.

Li Yixiao raised his head upon hearing the sound, and saw a pretty girl of short stature standing at the stairs on the third floor, looking at him curiously.

"Tiantian, this is our new roommate, Li Yixiao." Han Mai said, "Xiaoxiao, this is Xia Tianyu. She has a good voice, sings well, and can dance. She is a female anchor with great potential."

Xia Tianyu raised her chin high, flicked her long hair in the shawl, and pretended to be cold and said: "Oh, you are the Li Yixiao that Brother Chen said, have you ever been an anchor before? What are you broadcasting? "

Just as Li Yixiao was about to answer, Xia Tianyu came down the stairs, her gait was enchanting and full of momentum, the floor under her feet was like a model show.

Unfortunately, her high-heeled shoes tripped over the edge of the stairs, and she screamed "ah" and rolled down the stairs!

Li Yixiao subconsciously rushed up the stairs and stopped him, but she also pulled him to the ground. The two of them formed a large tire and rolled to the ground together!

At this moment, the door of the room next to the stairs on the second floor opened. A tall and handsome boy was playing a game with his head down and a mobile phone in his hand. Hearing the movement at the door, he barely shifted his attention from the game to reality, silently Seeing the two people rolling towards his door, he didn't make a sound for a long time.

Instead, a loud game dubbing came from the handsome guy's phone, which was very appropriate: "Firstblood!"

"Oh, it hurts me to death." Xia Tianyu cried out in pain while trying to get up from Li Yixiao who had turned into a human mat.

"Are you alright?" Han Mai hurried up to help him.

Li Yixiao was still dizzy, the ceiling above his head kept turning and turning, nauseating him so much that he wanted to vomit.

As soon as Xia Tianyu raised her head, she saw that the door of Jin Feng's room had been opened in front of her. He looked at the tragedy in front of him expressionlessly, and suddenly felt anxious to jump up.

"Jin Feng! I... that... me, me, me..." Xia Tianyu couldn't speak in an instant. She helped Han Mai's hand to get up, but her legs went limp. He fell back to the ground again.

The knee was right between Li Yixiao's legs.

The game dubbing on the handsome guy's phone calmly shouted: "Double Kill!"

Li Yixiao, who was still dizzy from suspected concussion just now, suddenly forgot about any dizziness. He slowly curled up into a shrimp. Don't dare to cover, don't dare to faint when you want to faint.

The two men next to them gasped and took a step back, subconsciously trying to cover their crotch.Especially Jin Feng, who dropped his mobile phone to the ground in panic.

"I, I, I didn't do it on purpose!" Xia Tianyu found out what trouble she had caused, anxious and embarrassed at the same time.

"Jin Feng, give him a hand, and carry him to lie down on the sofa." Han Mai said, already lifting Li Yixiao's arm.

The handsome Jin Feng, who had been silent for a while, picked up the phone on the ground, put off his killing spree in the game, and carried him to the sofa in the living room with Han Mai.However, as soon as he finished the task assigned by Han Mai, he immediately sat on the sofa and continued the game. The system dubbing came from the phone from time to time, and he was a full-fledged Internet addict.

With his hands folded in front of his chest, Li Yixiao, who was lying flat on the sofa, didn't hear anything at all. Now his mind is full of hymns from heaven, and he feels that he can ascend to heaven at any time.

Jin Feng devoted himself to the game, and continued to have fun in the game with a serious expression. Xia Tianyu looked at his focused profile, with a nympho expression on his face, and mouthed to Han Mai: He is so cool!

Han Mai pretended not to notice her nympho, and poured a cup of wolfberry chrysanthemum tea for Li Yixiao: "Drink some, bear it and pass."

Xia Tianyu was wilted again, looking at the pale Li Yixiao, she couldn't help pulling Han Mai's sleeve, and asked in a low voice: "If he is like this, will he leave any... that kind of... sequela? "

Han Mai's expression was extremely serious: "It depends on whether there is any chicken flying egg."

Li Yixiao's face contorted for a moment, and the image of a hen that had just laid eggs frantically trampled on the eggs appeared in his mind.

Xia Tianyu seemed to understand, she slowly moved to Li Yixiao's side, tugged on his sleeve, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, are you okay?"

"...not very good." Li Yixiao managed to squeeze out a few words.

"Do you have a girlfriend?" Xia Tianyu asked again.

"Even if there is, once you step down, there will be no more." Li Yixiao said with a face full of pain.

Xia Tianyu covered her mouth in horror: "Don't give up the treatment...Brother Han, does the company provide us with this medical insurance?"

"Whether you have insurance or not, should you go to the hospital or not? Brother, what do you think? Do you need to go to the hospital?" Han Mai also couldn't figure out how serious it was and whether he needed to go to the hospital.

Xia Tianyu screamed exaggeratedly: "But I have no money, I really have no money. Now I am so poor that I only eat three meals a day, and I still eat grass. I dare not go to the hospital when I have a cold or a fever. Stop, if you stop for a few days, you will be hacked for plastic surgery. I want to learn games to attract the audience, but Jin Feng still refuses to teach me. Is it easy for me?

In Xia Tianyu's ear-piercing fake cries, Li Yixiao miraculously felt better, and at least had the strength to sit a little further away from her.

"Are you okay?" Xia Tianyu noticed that he moved, and immediately beamed with joy.

"Barely, it's considered alive." Li Yixiao said with a bitter face.

"As long as you're fine, tell me if you're still feeling unwell and I'll take you to the hospital," Han Mai said.

Li Yixiao smiled gratefully at him. Although the elder brother looks a bit fierce in appearance, he is still a very good person, much better than that reckless Xia Tianyu!

"What's wrong?" A cold female voice sounded behind Xia Tianyu, it was another female anchor Qiu Ning who lived in this villa.

Xia Tianyu, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly heard someone behind her, she was so frightened that she sat down on the ground, clutching her painful buttocks, she turned around and said angrily, "I'm so scared to death, why are you walking without making a sound?"

Qiu Ning stood behind the sofa and smiled politely at her: "Sorry, I didn't mean it."

Xia Tianyu pouted, and muttered unhappily: "If you don't want to be like this, you can pay it back if you want to? I think you are just jealous of my youth and beauty and want to kill me."

Qiu Ning kept smiling, which could be called an "embarrassed yet polite smile".

Li Yixiao looked at Qiu Ning. This girl's appearance ranked among the top three among the people he had ever met. Although Xia Tianyu was also beautiful, she was the cute girl next door. It's different, her facial features have a kind of glamorous beauty, and even make people have a sense of distance that they dare not profane. She is more like a star than an Internet celebrity.

However, Li Yixiao, who had just been severely hurt by a women's clothing boss, saw her first reaction when she saw a beautiful woman, and she was suspicious of her real gender.

It should be... it shouldn't be a big guy in women's clothing, right?Chen Yang said that there are two girls in this room.

"Xiaoxiao, this is our big beauty Qiuning. I guarantee that she is the most beautiful, knowledgeable and temperamental female anchor here. The goddess No. 1 in many people's minds. Her singing skills are top-notch, but she Mainly live streaming and playing games. Qiu Ning, this is our new roommate Li Yixiao." Han Mai introduced the two to each other and praised Qiu Ning to the sky.

Yo, this is a bit harsh, Li Yixiao couldn't help but look at Qiu Ning a few more times, the more she looked, the more she felt that this girl was different from the female anchors he had seen before.She doesn't have the kind of temperament to please others, which is unbelievable for an anchor who relies on fans for a living.

"Hello, hello, Miss Qiu, you are so beautiful that I was too embarrassed to say anything just now." Li Yixiao greeted his new roommate with lingering fear, and his expression was a little weird because of the egg pain.

Qiu Ning nodded lightly: "Hello."

Very gentle, with a reserved sense of distance, and the feeling of being a lady.

"What happened just now? I seem to have heard a sweet voice, and I thought it was my auditory hallucination." Qiu Ning asked.

"It's okay! Nothing happened! I just fell down and yelled!" How dare Xia Tianyu say that she almost turned a good young man into a eunuch when she stepped down.

However, Han Mai didn't hide from Qiu Ning: "Tiantian fell down just now and kicked brother Li Yixiao's... um... over there."

At this moment, everyone in the room turned into cats staring at the crotch, and Li Yixiao curled up his legs in fright: "It's okay! I'm fine now! It doesn't hurt much anymore!!!"

Qiu Ning frowned: "You'd better go to the hospital to have a look. I used to have a friend who was hit by a ball while playing. It was fine at the time, but after returning home at night, it hurt. Hopeless."

"Dead... dead?" Li Yixiao asked in horror.

"He's still alive, but..." Qiu Ning paused for a while, feeling a bit embarrassed, so she smiled apologetically at the few people, went into the kitchen and brought out a bowl and two eggs.

The expressions of the three men gradually became frightened, while Xia Tianyu looked blank.

I saw Qiu Ning "crack" twice, knocking two eggs, and the yolk and egg white flowed into the bowl together.

Qiu Ning smiled slightly: "But that's it."

Several people looked at the bowl of eggs with hideous expressions.

"Don't waste it, let's eat scrambled eggs later," Qiu Ning said.

The three people on the sofa shook their heads in unison, how can this be eaten? !

"Let's go and have a look, brother, if this happens, Tiantian will have to marry you to make amends." Han Mai said solemnly.

Xia Tianyu began to chirp: "I don't want it, I don't want to marry a eunuch, even eunuchs will be psychopathic, I don't want it."

Li Yixiao glared at her, how did the little girl speak?Who is the eunuch? !

"I'll call and ask the company's driver to take you off. You'd better go to the hospital to have a look and rest assured." Qiu Ning smiled.

"I'm going to live broadcast soon, ahahahahaha, I'm going to live broadcast first!" Xia Tianyu suddenly stood up from the sofa and prepared to run away.

Li Yixiao grabbed her and said with a sinister smile, "Don't think about running away, just bring your wallet and follow me!"

It seemed that he couldn't escape the fate of going to the hospital today. He either accompanied the big guy in women's clothing or went by himself.

"If the sweet money is not enough, I will pay in advance." Qiu Ning said.

Look, look at Qiu Ning!So gentle, so courteous, and Xia Tianyu, who wanted to run away after doing bad things, is totally the same as heaven and earth!

Unexpectedly, Qiu Ning's words suddenly hit Xia Tianyu, and she said angrily: "Who said I have no money! I have money! Isn't it just medical expenses? I can afford it! Li Yixiao, let's go!"

Xia Tianyu, who was suddenly angry, grabbed Li Yixiao and wanted to pull him away. Li Yixiao staggered unexpectedly, and the part between his legs that was injured just hit the corner of the coffee table again.

Li Yixiao, whose eyes were darkened, "plopped" and fell to the ground.

The game dubbing on Jin Feng's mobile phone sounded again: "Triplekill!"

"Brother, are you okay?!"

"Li Yixiao, Li Yixiao, don't die! I don't have money to burn it for you!"

"Please hold on, I'll call 120."

Ten minutes later, the ambulance drove over with beeps, and the sound resounded throughout the community. Li Yixiao was carried onto a stretcher under the watchful eyes of curious anchors nearby.

"What's the matter?" the anchor of the villa next door asked probingly.

"I don't know. Could it be sudden death?"

"Wow, isn't it too miserable? Sudden death? No, no, no, I won't stay up all night to live broadcast again!" The other anchors felt lingering fear and reflected on themselves.

"I heard that he is still a newcomer."

"The newcomer died suddenly? Is the pressure of competition so great now?"

"It wasn't a sudden death. I heard it was because she was kicked in the balls by a female anchor and sent to the hospital."

"Wow, such a beast, how did you offend this girl?!"

"It's too beastly! It must be because of the beauty of the female anchor to tease her? It deserves it!"

Li Yixiao in the ambulance burst into tears: I am not, I am not, I am wronged!

A cold but appropriate game system voice came from Jin Feng's phone in the crowd: "Youhavebeenslain."

On the first day of signing with the company, Li Yixiao became the gossip source of the company because of an accident, and half of the anchors in the community knew him.

The author has something to say: Alright, all the dormitory staff have appeared, and everyone is a very interesting (sand sculpture) person.

Han Mai: The big brother who called Mai.

Jin Feng: A game anchor who doesn't speak.

Xia Tianyu: The [-]th-line singing female anchor.

Qiu Ning: Live broadcast casually, a female anchor who is also more popular than Tiantian.

None of the above characters have prototypes, so please don’t make assumptions.