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He finally signed a contract of sale.

Li Yixiao sighed, put down the signature pen, picked up the contract and shook it, and carefully looked at the title: "Exclusive Live Streaming Economic Contract".

Now he is counting on this contract to make him successfully transition from behind the scenes to the front of the stage.

"Done the signing?" Manager Chen Yang reached out to get the contract.

Li Yixiao shrank his hands, held up the contract, and said seriously: "Dazhu, I signed the deed of sale to your company. Back then we swore to the big yellow dog on the ridge at the entrance of the village, 'If you are rich, don't forget each other' Don't forget about the matter. If you have any resources in the future, take care of your brother first, you know?"

Chen Yangkuang beat his chest repeatedly and promised: "Ergou, what is the relationship between us? That is a friendship that came out of a village and grew up naked. Don't worry, if I'm in the company for a day, I'm sure you will be popular! This year's tiger fish live broadcast annual The best food anchor, definitely!"

This posture really looks like a gorilla, Li Yixiao complained in his heart.

Li Yixiao showed a smirk, and Chen Yang's smile was even more fake than his. The two giggled for a while, and they both felt that the other was even more stupid than when they were wearing crotch pants and dragging their noses.

Come on, this guy hasn't changed at all for so many years, Li Yixiao thought to himself, his three-point ability can make him a ten-pointer, and now he is still a manager in the Red Star Brokerage Company, and there are dozens of anchors under him.And him?It can be considered too much, but they are all making wedding dresses for others, and now they have to start all over again?

The two of them finished their business and started chatting about old times.

"Hey, Ergou, last time I heard that you had a girlfriend who was also a female anchor, why didn't you sign her company?"

Li Yixiao's breathing was stagnant, but the smile on his face was even more exaggerated: "Yaoshou! I let you know that my sister is the anchor, and you are well-informed. Tell me honestly, are you secretly in love with me? What about my love life? Ouch, I’m so scared, I know I’ve been handsome since childhood, but you can’t covet my beautiful body, stay away from me, faggot!”

"Football! Who cares about you! Didn't you hear from your grandma? She heard that you change jobs every now and then, and you're not sure at all. She's very worried about you, for fear that one day you won't be able to think about doing pyramid schemes with others." Chen Yang said contemptuously.

The topic was easily changed by Li Yixiao, who said with an inscrutable expression: "MLM? Hehe, do you think I haven't done it before?"

"You really did it?!" Chen Yang was startled.

"Don't mention it, I was deceived by a fool. After I got there, my mobile phone was confiscated. I was followed everywhere. They brainwashed me all day long. It's miserable." Li Yixiao sighed.

"Then how did you escape?" Chen Yang asked curiously.

"Later, I found an opportunity and volunteered to cook for everyone. Because of my good cooking skills, I soon took control of the kitchen. Hehehehe, I took control, do you understand what this means?" Li Yixiao showed a threatening look His expression was extremely gloomy.

"You, you, you, you poisoned others?! Didn't anyone die?" Chen Yang asked in horror.

Li Yixiao rolled his eyes: "What if you poison someone to death? In a society ruled by law, how about being more civilized?"

"Then how did you escape?"

Li Yixiao said calmly: "It's very simple. I have a kitchen knife in my left hand and right hand. I imitated Bruce Lee's 'Ada da da da' sound. I opened the door openly with my feet. I successfully escaped from the devil's den and called the police. The police took down a pyramid scheme in one fell swoop. Den, give me a certificate!"

Chen Yang said speechlessly: "I know that you have had an accident physique since you were a child. If something falls from the sky, the one that falls on someone's head is a pie, and the one that falls on your head is a billboard. Thanks to you Things are fast, everything is a little bit, and every time you escape from death and save yourself from danger, it is also your life."

"It can be seen that one more skill is one more way out. Look at me, I can repair water pipes, shoot videos, have been a chef, and have delivered food. They are all fresh talents needed in the new century. You should cherish them A father like me can make a lot of money for you. In the future, if you want to make a fortune, you can rely on me!" Li Yixiao said seriously.

"Get out, I'm your father!" Chen Yang shouted dissatisfied.

"Hey, good son, the dormitory you agreed to is a big villa? Take me to have a look, don't let the peasants build their own houses in the villages in the city. There are rhubarb dogs outside the door of this kind, and onions and ginger are planted in the nearby fields. The garlic kind, our village calls it 'Dabieye', I don't recognize it."

Chen Yang snorted coldly: "Do you think our company is a small eighteenth-tier company? Let me tell you, our company has three S-level Internet celebrities. Have you heard of Zheng Xianxian? My number one female anchor, who focuses on rural life stories The fresh video is as popular as a star now. Has Lu Feifei heard of it? Huyu platform’s gift ranking is in the top ten every month, and the income from gifts alone is more than one million a month, let alone other income. There is an extra ace male anchor Li Shishi, who graduated from a prestigious overseas school, broadcasts women's clothing, can sing, play and write code. Our platform's first straight male wrench, as long as he smiles at fans, all straight men will no longer be straight. , they would shout 'I can', it's amazing!"

What, there is such a big guy in women's clothing?Li Yixiao imagined it for a while, and put on a flowery pose with a playful smile, and put his little finger into his nostril frankly: "Is this the big guy?"

Chen Yang was disgusted by him, and said angrily: "Go, go! He has a beautiful face, and he is indistinguishable. When I saw the resume and photos, I immediately called someone, crying and begging him to come to our company, and I don't need to test my talent." That’s right, people think it’s a talent! At the starting line, it’s already beaten 99.99% of the anchors.”

Blow, if you keep blowing, I don't believe that there is really a man who can grow up like this.Li Yixiao squinted at Chen Yang's flamboyant bragging about his women's boss, and his heart was full of disdain.What's the point of a man relying on his face to eat, of course it depends on his connotation, just like Li Yixiao!

"Then you're great." Li Yixiao smirked and applauded him, perfunctory, "I'll meet a real person in the future, don't just die by seeing it. Let's not talk about that, let's take a look at the dormitory first."

When Chen Yang mentioned the dormitory, he said with high spirits: "Let's go, the accommodation conditions here are really good. I have specially selected them for you. Your roommates, two female anchors, two male anchors, People are nice, easy to get along with!"

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go!"

&&&

This is a well-known urban village in W City. The rapidly developing new urban area surrounds this village that has not been demolished. This place has become a place for migrant workers. Handshake Building", the road along the street is occupied by trolley vendors, all kinds of two-dollar commodities, fancy and outdated clothing, fast food stalls exuding greasy food... These stalls blocked the storefront, so the owner of the fly restaurant He aggressively drove away the vendors who blocked his shop. Of course, the vendors were not to be outdone. The two sides immediately used their respective dialects to swear a "Shou Mai" RAP, which attracted passers-by to stop and watch.

One stop away from the subway is Baiyun District, one of the most prosperous areas in W City, where there are many tall buildings and heavy traffic.

Li Yixiao followed Chen Yang, who was familiar with the road, through the narrow streets, and his nose was aroused by the smell of "gutter oil" from time to time. However, looking at the surrounding living environment, Li Yixiao couldn't help but feel less excited about the place he was going to live in.

"Cub, you just let Dad live here? Dad is very disappointed in you." Li Yixiao felt that he had already sang "Uneasy".

"If you take advantage of me again, I will really let you sleep here!" Chen Yang despised Li Yixiao's behavior of trying to take advantage of his seniority verbally.

"Father, you can't do this to the baby! The baby will live in a big villa!" Li Yixiao immediately changed his style of painting, and he didn't mind Chen Yang being his "father" at all.

"Shut up! If you shout again, your dog's head will explode!" Chen Yang growled.

"Father, you are so fierce... the baby is scared... well, the baby will stop talking..." Li Yixiao closed his mouth aggrieved.

The two passed through the "commercial area" of the village in the city. Chen Yang walked faster and faster, but Li Yixiao was tired: "Hey, I haven't reached it yet. How about we take a taxi?"

"The car was sent out today, and the company usually has a driver to pick up and drop off the anchor. But it's almost here, let's walk a few more steps." Chen Yang said.

Come on, his brother is still as stingy as ever.

Li Yixiao frowned, and began to sell miserably: "Yaoshou, my legs are really bad. Ever since I was hit by a car, my rheumatic legs and old cold legs have all come back. Now when it's windy and rainy, hey ... This taste is sour and refreshing."

Chen Yang wondered, "When did you get hit by a car?"

Li Yixiao, who was an actor, let out a long sigh: "Hey, this matter started a year ago. At that time, I was still an ace takeaway delivery person. I was ranked in the top three on our website every month, and my monthly income was the highest. It was so easy and easy, and I was about to reach the pinnacle of my life, but in the end, there was a sudden disaster——suddenly, there was a car accident.”

Chen Yang opened his mouth wide in a daze: "Is it serious?"

"Hey, listen to me. I just delivered food this afternoon, and the two sets of batteries in the battery car were dead, so I had to push the car back. Suddenly, a battery car jumped out in front of me and came straight to me!"

As he said that, Li Yixiao seemed to feel that such an explanation was not vivid enough, and that it was over-the-top.

I saw the two fingers of his left hand gesturing for himself walking, and his right hand gesturing for a person riding a battery car, one left and one right toward the middle, and they collided all of a sudden.

"Bang——! Ah——! Wow——!" He also added the sound, leaning over to pick up the dry branch at his feet, "Xiao, look carefully, this branch is my leg!"

I saw Li Yixiao holding the branch with both hands, and broke the branch representing his leg with a "click": "This is the story about my leg."

Chen Yang was stunned for a while, and the dialect came out: "Why is it so serious?"

Li Yixiao let out another long sigh: "That man was worse than me, he fell to the ground, his head was bleeding when he got up, he knelt down and kowtowed to me on the spot, he rolled his eyes after kowtow twice, and passed out. "

"What happened next?" Chen Yang asked impatiently.

Li Yixiao showed a desolate smile: "Later, I was regarded as the perpetrator by the onlookers who didn't know the truth, and I was turned into an ambulance."

Chen Yang never expected such a development: "Did you lose money in the end?"

Li Yixiao shook his head sadly: "I paid him 1000 yuan."

Chen Yang looked at Li Yixiao in confusion: "Didn't he hit you? Why do you need to pay him?"

"It's really tragic. This person, his wife ran away with someone, leaving behind four children. This person is both a father and a mother, and he brought up the four children." Li Yixiao said seriously.

"It's not easy, four children." Chen Yang said.

"Yes, the most important thing is that these four children are not of his kind, and their fathers are four different people." Li Yi said with a smile.

"???" Chen Yang looked at Li Yixiao in confusion again.

"That man was also dull. The first three children were nothing like him. He didn't doubt it at all. In the end, his wife gave birth to a black-skinned cub, and he realized that he was green. When he went for an appraisal, he found that he was green. He became a Hulk, and all the green hats in the world are on his head." Li Yixiao sighed.

"..." Chen Yang showed the sympathetic eyes that all men understood.

"Just like this, he still insisted on raising these children, and worked three jobs during the day and night! I couldn't stand it anymore, so I gave him some money. I also sent him money when I made the most money, and I just went on the same day. Yishan. But I am also miserable. Since I was hit by him, my legs are like an 90-year-old old man. They are useless. After walking a few steps, my waist is sore and my legs are weak. One box a day High calcium tablets are useless, hey, what should I do now." Li Yixiao sighed, hinting frantically.

Chen Yang asked vigilantly, "Are you trying to blackmail me into taking a taxi?"

Li Yixiao blinked hard at him, with sincerity written all over his face: "How could it be? Am I that kind of person?"

Chen Yang decided to give Fa Xiao a little trust: "OK, OK, trust you once, we will take a taxi."

Li Yixiao, who succeeded, smiled brightly, jumped three feet high on the spot like a kangaroo, and waved vigorously at the approaching taxi, but he couldn't see where his back was sore and his legs were weak: "Hey, master, stop!"

Before Chen Yang came back to his senses, Li Yixiao had already waved to stop an approaching taxi. He walked forward briskly, opened the car door, and made a gesture of invitation to Chen Yang.

Chen Yang saw that he was jumping and running just now, and he couldn't see the slightest trace of leg injury, so he suddenly gasped: "You grandson lied to me again!"

Li Yixiao smiled triumphantly and said: "Cub, today Dad is giving you a chance to pay your tuition fees, to let you know that this society is very dangerous. You are still too young, follow my dad, 360, and do everything But, I've seen more ghosts than you've seen people."

Chen Yang looked at the sly and proud smile on Fa Xiao's face, and listened to his "shameless" speech, he couldn't help but get angry—this bastard!

But what could he do?You can't fight if you fight, and you can't win if you scold and scold, why don't you want to get used to this ancestor!

Chen Yang angrily said to the driver: "Go to Baiyun Commercial Villa!"

&&&

The car stopped at the entrance of a villa complex named Baiyun Shangshu. Chen Yang looked at Li Yixiao who had no money written all over his face, and resignedly took out his mobile phone to pay the bill.

Several well-dressed men and women came out of the community, saw Chen Yang, and greeted him with a smile: "Brother Chen."

Chen Yang greeted them with a smile, then turned to Li Yixiao and said, "This is it, our company has taken over the entire community as the host's dormitory and studio, and what you just met are our company's anchors. "

Li Yixiao saw the unimaginable residential environment, and with a happy smile, he took Chen Yang's hand and shook it vigorously: "Dazhu, you are finally reliable once in your life!"

Chen Yang said tremblingly: "That is, how can I cheat you."

As he said that, Chen Yang suddenly recalled: "What do you mean? Was I that unreliable before?"

"It depends on who you compare with. If you compare with me, then you should be thrown away." Li Yixiao said sadly.

When Chen Yang heard this, he was about to jump up and accuse Li Yixiao of cheating him since he was a child, when his cell phone rang suddenly.He glanced at the caller number and quickly picked it up. He first shouted that something was wrong, and then said the matter quickly and cracklingly.

Chen Yang turned pale with shock: "What? Immortals are fighting again? Does she remember her own character set? Ancient rural fairy! I beg her to stop smoking, drinking, burning her head and clubbing! It's a mistake to drink!"

Li Yixiao almost laughed out loud, which anchor is this, so social?

Wait, called Xianxian?Isn't this the S-level Internet celebrity that Chen Yang mentioned just now?What about the promised pastoral little fairy?Why are you still smoking, drinking, burning your head and clubbing?This is seriously wrong, deceiving the onlookers!

"What, the other party claims 50 yuan? Are you kidding me? We immortals don't spend money like this! I'll talk to him, just wait, I'll be right there!" Chen Yang hung up the phone and hurriedly said to him Li Yi smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to the hospital right now, I won't accompany you to your house, I'll treat you to dinner next time."

"Wait, wait, there are so many houses here, which one?" Li Yixiao asked loudly.

"Villa No. [-]!" Chen Yang had already run away, only his hoarse voice floated from afar.