Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon
Chapter 4 Missed
However, the next day, the few people who ate the frog meat were not feeling well. They started to complain of stomach pain one after another during the morning practice. The toilets in the martial arts field were not enough, and the few people had to get into the bamboo forest to solve it.It is rare for Su Yizhen to get up early, and he has been waiting in secret for a long time. He held the fox cat not far away, and whispered to the fox: "Look, today is the time for brother to vent his anger on you."
The fox opened his eyes wide and saw that when those people were squatting happily, a stone flew towards them and hit one of them directly on the bare ass.The man instinctively rubbed his ass with an "ouch", and ended up grabbing a handful of his own excrement.A tragic howl sounded from the bamboo forest. It wasn't painful, but disgusting.
Originally, Su Yizhen planned to do the same and shoot a slingshot at the ass of the rest of the people, but it was useless.Because the rest of the people started laughing when they saw the filthy hands of the man, which made the man become annoyed, and immediately threw the filthy hands around - the result can be imagined.
"Ah—" A scream came from the latrine, "Who the hell put a chamber pot on the top of the latrine, dripping all of Grandpa's urine!"
Su Yizhen was rolling with laughter, covering the fox's mouth and saying intermittently: "Fox, fox, don't make any noise, hahaha... that brother just gave birth this morning, it's still fresh and hot, so give it to me." He brought it up, puff ha ha ha..."
fox:"......"
Su Yizhen: "Fox, can you help me? Do you know why they have diarrhea? Because the little frogs were not cooked last night! Hahaha..."
The fox was not happy, his amber eyes were full of disdain.Disgusting, this idiot's way of pranking people is really disgusting!
Su Yizhen slipped back with the fox in his arms, and he could still hear roars one after another on the martial arts arena after walking a long distance. He was satisfied, and said to the fox: "Don't worry, even if they come to me, there is no evidence to convict me. Hmph , I didn’t prescribe the medicine and didn’t pry their mouths, who is to blame for my gluttony and bad stomach?”
The fox is in a slump, and the heart is so naive that a fool is too naive. Those people don't need any evidence at all to punish him.
"To tell you the truth, this is still a trivial matter. If there are parasites in the frog meat, they will suffer even more. Good luck! Hahaha... Fox, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of hooligans, you are afraid Hooligans are educated, and your brother and I are the kind of very educated hooligans. Fight against the intellectuals of the new era, huh, eat the heart and guts of a leopard!" Su Yizhen was still chattering, but the fox stepped on his arm and jumped Come down and run away in a hurry.
......
The crowing of the rooster raised by primitive people was more accurate than the alarm clock, and Su Yizhen was woken up early in the morning before dawn.Although he vented his anger yesterday, he didn't sleep well. On the one hand, he was too excited, and on the other hand, he was worried that those few people would suddenly rush into the door.However, he thought too much, and he didn't see anyone coming even after midnight. He thought to himself, could it be that those people were too stupid to understand what was going on?
Tossing and turning until very late, unable to fall asleep, the crowing rooster became even more irritable after making a noise, and fell asleep again after writhing for a long time, only to be awakened by an eager knock on the door after a while.
"Who is it?!" With one shoe on his foot and the other in his hand, he opened the door extremely dissatisfied.
A woman in a black dress was standing outside the door with folded arms and asked, "Are you Su Yizhen?"
Seeing that it was a beautiful woman, Su Yizhen instantly regained the attitude of a gentleman, and nodded politely: "I am Su Yizhen, sister, are you looking for me?"
The woman cast a disdainful look: "The palace master is looking for you, and you must appear under the pagoda after a cup of tea."
Su Yizhen was a little excited when he heard that, and hurriedly began to dress and wash.However, after he cleaned up, the woman outside the door had disappeared, so he had to search all the way and find it by himself. The 15-year-old Su Yizhen already has some knowledge in martial arts, and his steps are not slow but still not fast enough. But the law-abiding citizens of the 21st century have never used light kungfu. This time he suddenly tried it and was uncertain, running and jumping It looks like a silly big duck that is overwhelmed, funny and stupid.
So half an hour later, he finally arrived at the foot of the Futu Pagoda, but Cang Yan had disappeared.Oh, the petty temper and strict concept of time of this primitive man are really awe-inspiring.
Looking up at the tower, he couldn't help sighing: "It's so big, so thick, so long... what a tower!" According to his visual inspection, this Buddha Pagoda is much more luxurious than the Leifeng Pagoda that suppressed the white lady. It's the old goblin, Hao!
Maybe the Palace Mistress got tired of waiting outside and went into the tower to sit for a while?Thinking of this, Su Yizhen raised his foot and walked up the steps, before he could show his head, he was knocked back by a scolding.
"Bold, how dare you trespass on the pagoda!" The voice was thick and powerful, and it sounded like he had decades of skills—the skills of walking around the streets, cutting knives and sharpening scissors.
Su Yizhen was shaken back several steps, and fell to the bottom of the steps with his ass on the ground. He reluctantly got up from the ground, rubbed his ass that almost fell apart a few times, and raised his hand respectfully like the one on TV. Salute: "Disciple Su Yizhen, came here at the order of the Palace Master, not trespassing."
One person walked slowly to the edge of the steps, only then did Su Yizhen see his appearance clearly - ugly.
The man said with a cold face: "The lord never allows others to enter the pagoda at will. He must have asked you to wait outside for orders. How dare you go in without authorization?"
Feudal ideology, bureaucracy, and serious class divisions.Su Yizhen thought.
When I am upset, I suddenly want to rely on the fox to relieve stress, but unfortunately the fox is not there.Su Yizhen patted his butt|the ashes on his ass, and said embarrassingly: "Okay, if you don't go in, you don't go in, so it's okay to invite the Palace Master out to meet me?"
"The lord never waits for anyone, you are already late, wait for the next time!"
Su Yizhen: "Farewell, uncle, I really didn't mean it. It's too hard to find here. I asked a lot of people, and I hurried to get there. It's all because of the sister who notified me, she If Ken waited a little longer to give me a ride, I'm sure I wouldn't be late."
"Bold!" The man opened his eyes angrily, finally showing a little light in his black eyes, and reprimanded, "That's the left guardian Guan Heling next to the Lord, how can you call him brother and sister, you are disrespectful !"
"I'm sorry Uncle, I really don't know, can you stop worrying so much when you're new here?" Su Yizhen scratched his head, "Uncle, just let the Palace Master know, maybe he would like to see me."
"Who is your uncle?! I am one of the four masters in Cangjiao Palace. You should honorably call him Master Qiu! I will say it one last time, leave here immediately, or I will make you look good!"
"Oh, okay, I can't beat you, just go." Su Yizhen turned and left dejectedly.
"Slow down." A woman's voice came from the pagoda.
Su Yizhen was overjoyed, but he was also a little puzzled, and asked, "Is the Palace Mistress a woman?"
"What kind of hearing power are you?" The woman came out, and it turned out to be Zuo Hufa Guan Heling. She continued, "My lord asks you, where did you come from?"
Su Yizhen: "Huh?"
Guan Heling: "You have a solid foundation, don't lie."
Su Yizhen thought for a while, and replied: "Oh, Guwei Mountain! This disciple learned boxing and kicking kung fu at Guwei Mountain for several years, but he didn't have a teacher. Well."
Guanhe Order: "Why did you choose Cangyu Palace?"
Su Yizhen: "I heard that Cangyi Palace has a very powerful boy skill, which is suitable for people like disciples! Hehe..."
"..." Guan Heling paused for a moment, "Cangyu Palace doesn't have any boy skills. Would you like to start as a stable boy? If you perform well in the future, you may be promoted to a disciple. Of course, there is also the possibility of being kicked out."
Let the stables go?Isn't that Bi Mawen?Hey, it's true that Monkey King fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs.He thought about the pros and cons and weighed the pros and cons, but in the end his desire for the first baby overcame his unnecessary self-esteem.
Well, sooner or later he will be the Monkey King!
"It's easy to talk about, as long as you can stay, everything is easy to talk about," Su Yizhen bowed again, "Thank you for Guardian Guan, thank you for Qiu Jiaoxi! Then... can I go in and see the Palace Master?"
Guanhe Order: "Get out!"
"..."
On the way back, Su Yizhen was in a good mood, so he took a few more glances at the scenery of Canggu Palace, and felt that he was one step closer to the goal. Even the stagnant ditch looked like Bixi Lake, and even the fox looked like a deer .
fox?
Su Yizhen caught up with the fox in three steps at a time, grabbed it from under the crabapple tree, put it on his neck and asked, "Bad fox, who did you spend the night with last night? See if you are so clever, you can't be a vixen." Well, with this appearance, if she becomes a human being, she must be a heart-stopping beauty. Let me see if she is a male or a female."
The fox thought to die, turned around and was about to jump down to escape, but the fool firmly pinched the back of the neck.Su Yizhen turned it over to see its belly, the fox resisted desperately, its legs tightly guarding the key parts.
"Little beast knows how to be shy?!" Su Yizhen laughed endlessly, "Okay, just don't look at it, and you will know that you are male if you don't look at it. Stupid fox, if you don't come back all night, you must have gone out to hunt for sex, honestly Tell me, how many good women have you seduced?"
The fox "squeaked" twice.
"Seduced two? That's not high productivity, and the efficiency is a bit low." Su Yizhen changed the subject, "It's a pity that I didn't get to meet that old fairy Cang Yan today, and I really want to see how long I live What is it like to be in your 90s and still look good?"
The fox "squeaked" twice.
Su Yizhen said to himself: "What, picking yin every day to replenish yang? And all of them must be virgins? That's okay, then the big girls around here must not be brought here by him again, it's too shameful! But this Harvesting yin and replenishing yang is a sorcery, the majestic Canggu Palace master practiced sorcery, no wonder normal people can't beat him, Dongfang Bubai may be able to fight."
fox:"......"
"To tell you the truth, you have to have very good physical strength to collect yin and replenish yang. Is this Cang Yan strong? Can he be as strong as your brother and me?" Su Yizhen rolled up his sleeves and squeezed his biceps.
The fox still: "..." Really, I don't want to talk to this idiot anymore.
The fox has regained a lot of energy in the past few days, stepped on Su Yizhen's back twice, jumped to the ground, and burrowed into the hole in the rockery.When Su Yizhen ran over to look for it again, he was gone, not even a fox fart was left behind.
"Animals are animals, they leave as soon as they say, ruthless and ungrateful." Su Yizhen muttered.
He crossed a low slope, and suddenly saw a small river, a rainbow hanging bamboo bridge was hung across the small river, and a beautiful woman in red stood on the hanging bamboo bridge, which was extremely eye-catching.The morning breeze was blowing, the mist was misty, the beauty's red dress brushed over the thick hemp rope of the hanging bamboo bridge, and bounced softly into Su Yizhen's heart.
"Bang bang, bang bang..." is the sound of a heartbeat.
The author has something to say:
Little cuties leave footprints wow!snort---
A little more spoiler: um... this Su Yizhen...
Forget it, I can't see through it, hum!
The fox opened his eyes wide and saw that when those people were squatting happily, a stone flew towards them and hit one of them directly on the bare ass.The man instinctively rubbed his ass with an "ouch", and ended up grabbing a handful of his own excrement.A tragic howl sounded from the bamboo forest. It wasn't painful, but disgusting.
Originally, Su Yizhen planned to do the same and shoot a slingshot at the ass of the rest of the people, but it was useless.Because the rest of the people started laughing when they saw the filthy hands of the man, which made the man become annoyed, and immediately threw the filthy hands around - the result can be imagined.
"Ah—" A scream came from the latrine, "Who the hell put a chamber pot on the top of the latrine, dripping all of Grandpa's urine!"
Su Yizhen was rolling with laughter, covering the fox's mouth and saying intermittently: "Fox, fox, don't make any noise, hahaha... that brother just gave birth this morning, it's still fresh and hot, so give it to me." He brought it up, puff ha ha ha..."
fox:"......"
Su Yizhen: "Fox, can you help me? Do you know why they have diarrhea? Because the little frogs were not cooked last night! Hahaha..."
The fox was not happy, his amber eyes were full of disdain.Disgusting, this idiot's way of pranking people is really disgusting!
Su Yizhen slipped back with the fox in his arms, and he could still hear roars one after another on the martial arts arena after walking a long distance. He was satisfied, and said to the fox: "Don't worry, even if they come to me, there is no evidence to convict me. Hmph , I didn’t prescribe the medicine and didn’t pry their mouths, who is to blame for my gluttony and bad stomach?”
The fox is in a slump, and the heart is so naive that a fool is too naive. Those people don't need any evidence at all to punish him.
"To tell you the truth, this is still a trivial matter. If there are parasites in the frog meat, they will suffer even more. Good luck! Hahaha... Fox, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of hooligans, you are afraid Hooligans are educated, and your brother and I are the kind of very educated hooligans. Fight against the intellectuals of the new era, huh, eat the heart and guts of a leopard!" Su Yizhen was still chattering, but the fox stepped on his arm and jumped Come down and run away in a hurry.
......
The crowing of the rooster raised by primitive people was more accurate than the alarm clock, and Su Yizhen was woken up early in the morning before dawn.Although he vented his anger yesterday, he didn't sleep well. On the one hand, he was too excited, and on the other hand, he was worried that those few people would suddenly rush into the door.However, he thought too much, and he didn't see anyone coming even after midnight. He thought to himself, could it be that those people were too stupid to understand what was going on?
Tossing and turning until very late, unable to fall asleep, the crowing rooster became even more irritable after making a noise, and fell asleep again after writhing for a long time, only to be awakened by an eager knock on the door after a while.
"Who is it?!" With one shoe on his foot and the other in his hand, he opened the door extremely dissatisfied.
A woman in a black dress was standing outside the door with folded arms and asked, "Are you Su Yizhen?"
Seeing that it was a beautiful woman, Su Yizhen instantly regained the attitude of a gentleman, and nodded politely: "I am Su Yizhen, sister, are you looking for me?"
The woman cast a disdainful look: "The palace master is looking for you, and you must appear under the pagoda after a cup of tea."
Su Yizhen was a little excited when he heard that, and hurriedly began to dress and wash.However, after he cleaned up, the woman outside the door had disappeared, so he had to search all the way and find it by himself. The 15-year-old Su Yizhen already has some knowledge in martial arts, and his steps are not slow but still not fast enough. But the law-abiding citizens of the 21st century have never used light kungfu. This time he suddenly tried it and was uncertain, running and jumping It looks like a silly big duck that is overwhelmed, funny and stupid.
So half an hour later, he finally arrived at the foot of the Futu Pagoda, but Cang Yan had disappeared.Oh, the petty temper and strict concept of time of this primitive man are really awe-inspiring.
Looking up at the tower, he couldn't help sighing: "It's so big, so thick, so long... what a tower!" According to his visual inspection, this Buddha Pagoda is much more luxurious than the Leifeng Pagoda that suppressed the white lady. It's the old goblin, Hao!
Maybe the Palace Mistress got tired of waiting outside and went into the tower to sit for a while?Thinking of this, Su Yizhen raised his foot and walked up the steps, before he could show his head, he was knocked back by a scolding.
"Bold, how dare you trespass on the pagoda!" The voice was thick and powerful, and it sounded like he had decades of skills—the skills of walking around the streets, cutting knives and sharpening scissors.
Su Yizhen was shaken back several steps, and fell to the bottom of the steps with his ass on the ground. He reluctantly got up from the ground, rubbed his ass that almost fell apart a few times, and raised his hand respectfully like the one on TV. Salute: "Disciple Su Yizhen, came here at the order of the Palace Master, not trespassing."
One person walked slowly to the edge of the steps, only then did Su Yizhen see his appearance clearly - ugly.
The man said with a cold face: "The lord never allows others to enter the pagoda at will. He must have asked you to wait outside for orders. How dare you go in without authorization?"
Feudal ideology, bureaucracy, and serious class divisions.Su Yizhen thought.
When I am upset, I suddenly want to rely on the fox to relieve stress, but unfortunately the fox is not there.Su Yizhen patted his butt|the ashes on his ass, and said embarrassingly: "Okay, if you don't go in, you don't go in, so it's okay to invite the Palace Master out to meet me?"
"The lord never waits for anyone, you are already late, wait for the next time!"
Su Yizhen: "Farewell, uncle, I really didn't mean it. It's too hard to find here. I asked a lot of people, and I hurried to get there. It's all because of the sister who notified me, she If Ken waited a little longer to give me a ride, I'm sure I wouldn't be late."
"Bold!" The man opened his eyes angrily, finally showing a little light in his black eyes, and reprimanded, "That's the left guardian Guan Heling next to the Lord, how can you call him brother and sister, you are disrespectful !"
"I'm sorry Uncle, I really don't know, can you stop worrying so much when you're new here?" Su Yizhen scratched his head, "Uncle, just let the Palace Master know, maybe he would like to see me."
"Who is your uncle?! I am one of the four masters in Cangjiao Palace. You should honorably call him Master Qiu! I will say it one last time, leave here immediately, or I will make you look good!"
"Oh, okay, I can't beat you, just go." Su Yizhen turned and left dejectedly.
"Slow down." A woman's voice came from the pagoda.
Su Yizhen was overjoyed, but he was also a little puzzled, and asked, "Is the Palace Mistress a woman?"
"What kind of hearing power are you?" The woman came out, and it turned out to be Zuo Hufa Guan Heling. She continued, "My lord asks you, where did you come from?"
Su Yizhen: "Huh?"
Guan Heling: "You have a solid foundation, don't lie."
Su Yizhen thought for a while, and replied: "Oh, Guwei Mountain! This disciple learned boxing and kicking kung fu at Guwei Mountain for several years, but he didn't have a teacher. Well."
Guanhe Order: "Why did you choose Cangyu Palace?"
Su Yizhen: "I heard that Cangyi Palace has a very powerful boy skill, which is suitable for people like disciples! Hehe..."
"..." Guan Heling paused for a moment, "Cangyu Palace doesn't have any boy skills. Would you like to start as a stable boy? If you perform well in the future, you may be promoted to a disciple. Of course, there is also the possibility of being kicked out."
Let the stables go?Isn't that Bi Mawen?Hey, it's true that Monkey King fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs.He thought about the pros and cons and weighed the pros and cons, but in the end his desire for the first baby overcame his unnecessary self-esteem.
Well, sooner or later he will be the Monkey King!
"It's easy to talk about, as long as you can stay, everything is easy to talk about," Su Yizhen bowed again, "Thank you for Guardian Guan, thank you for Qiu Jiaoxi! Then... can I go in and see the Palace Master?"
Guanhe Order: "Get out!"
"..."
On the way back, Su Yizhen was in a good mood, so he took a few more glances at the scenery of Canggu Palace, and felt that he was one step closer to the goal. Even the stagnant ditch looked like Bixi Lake, and even the fox looked like a deer .
fox?
Su Yizhen caught up with the fox in three steps at a time, grabbed it from under the crabapple tree, put it on his neck and asked, "Bad fox, who did you spend the night with last night? See if you are so clever, you can't be a vixen." Well, with this appearance, if she becomes a human being, she must be a heart-stopping beauty. Let me see if she is a male or a female."
The fox thought to die, turned around and was about to jump down to escape, but the fool firmly pinched the back of the neck.Su Yizhen turned it over to see its belly, the fox resisted desperately, its legs tightly guarding the key parts.
"Little beast knows how to be shy?!" Su Yizhen laughed endlessly, "Okay, just don't look at it, and you will know that you are male if you don't look at it. Stupid fox, if you don't come back all night, you must have gone out to hunt for sex, honestly Tell me, how many good women have you seduced?"
The fox "squeaked" twice.
"Seduced two? That's not high productivity, and the efficiency is a bit low." Su Yizhen changed the subject, "It's a pity that I didn't get to meet that old fairy Cang Yan today, and I really want to see how long I live What is it like to be in your 90s and still look good?"
The fox "squeaked" twice.
Su Yizhen said to himself: "What, picking yin every day to replenish yang? And all of them must be virgins? That's okay, then the big girls around here must not be brought here by him again, it's too shameful! But this Harvesting yin and replenishing yang is a sorcery, the majestic Canggu Palace master practiced sorcery, no wonder normal people can't beat him, Dongfang Bubai may be able to fight."
fox:"......"
"To tell you the truth, you have to have very good physical strength to collect yin and replenish yang. Is this Cang Yan strong? Can he be as strong as your brother and me?" Su Yizhen rolled up his sleeves and squeezed his biceps.
The fox still: "..." Really, I don't want to talk to this idiot anymore.
The fox has regained a lot of energy in the past few days, stepped on Su Yizhen's back twice, jumped to the ground, and burrowed into the hole in the rockery.When Su Yizhen ran over to look for it again, he was gone, not even a fox fart was left behind.
"Animals are animals, they leave as soon as they say, ruthless and ungrateful." Su Yizhen muttered.
He crossed a low slope, and suddenly saw a small river, a rainbow hanging bamboo bridge was hung across the small river, and a beautiful woman in red stood on the hanging bamboo bridge, which was extremely eye-catching.The morning breeze was blowing, the mist was misty, the beauty's red dress brushed over the thick hemp rope of the hanging bamboo bridge, and bounced softly into Su Yizhen's heart.
"Bang bang, bang bang..." is the sound of a heartbeat.
The author has something to say:
Little cuties leave footprints wow!snort---
A little more spoiler: um... this Su Yizhen...
Forget it, I can't see through it, hum!
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