Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Su Yizhen walked towards the Diaozhu Bridge involuntarily, and shouted excitedly: "Hello! My name is Su Yizhen, and I'm new here. Who are you?"

The beauty turned around upon hearing the sound—a perfect profile!Perfect nose!Perfect Eyebrows!Perfect thin lips!Perfect Adam's apple!

Damn, it's a man!

Su Yizhen swallowed, and passed by the beauty: "I'm sorry to bother you."

The beauty drew her long sword horizontally, placed it coolly on Su Yizhen's neck, and asked, "What are you looking for?"

Su Yizhen froze, and stretched out his finger to push Jianfeng half an inch away: "It's just learning from a teacher, there is no malice, really."

Beauty: "Cang Yan's martial arts can't be learned by others."

Su Yizhen: "How do you know? Are you Cang Yan?"

The beauty withdrew her sword: "No."

Su Yizhen: "Then who are you? I think you look familiar, what's your name?"

Beauty: "The unknown."

So cold?Okay, don't say it, don't say it.

"Then I'll take my leave." Su Yizhen walked past the beauty towards the end of the hanging bamboo bridge.

"Don't go any further," the beauty reminded with her sword a little closer, "The backside of this slope is a forbidden area, and no one is allowed to enter or exit."

Su Yizhen: "Why can't I go in and out? I didn't see a sign to remind me, why is it forbidden?"

Seeing him stop, the beauty withdrew her sword: "The lotus pond behind the slope is the place where the lord bathes. Everyone in Cangcheng Palace knows it, so there is no need to remind."

"Okay, thank you for reminding me, I'm leaving now." Su Yizhen went in the opposite direction.

However, in the dead of night, he walked across the hanging bamboo bridge towards the lotus pond.Forbidden place?The more forbidden the more he loves to break through.

Before arriving at the place, I saw hot air curling up. It really was a hot spring.He lurked behind the bushes and looked in quietly. The figure in the water was not like taking a bath, but more like sleeping, motionless for a long time.

Su Yizhen's ribs hurt from lying down, and when he was about to get up and leave, he suddenly saw a figure standing up.He held his breath and continued to ambush, only to hear a few "crawls", and the people in the pool came ashore—putting on a red dress!

Depend on!Is the beauty in red Cang Yan? !

Su Yizhen got up quietly, patted the dirt and was about to retreat without anyone noticing, when a hard and pointed object on his back pressed against his spine.He turned his head stiffly, and smiled at the visitor: "Hello, we meet again, what a coincidence!"

The red-clothed beauty's complexion was not good, and she asked in a cold voice: "I told you that this is a forbidden area, why did you come here to take a peek?"

Su Yizhen: "You, are you Cang Yan? No, no, are you the Lord?"

Beauty: "No."

Su Yizhen: "I don't believe it. Since you said that no one can come in and out here, and that you are not the Lord, then who are you?"

The beauty paused for a moment, as if there was something unspeakable, and finally said: "Fenghe."

"Your name is Feng He?" Su Yizhen always felt that this was a temporary name.He saw that the other party's little face, which was a little bigger than a slap, was already flushed with anger, and suddenly the alarm bells rang in his mind.

Although this beauty is holding a sword in her hand, she is not very strong, and she looks a little sick. It is really not like saying that he is Cang Yan.But he can take a bath in Cangzhen's private bathhouse, and he has a rather melancholy attitude. If he has to say that he has something to do with Cangzhen, then what does it matter?

Damn, it's Cang Yan's pet!

No wonder my sister!This kind of rare resource, which exists in the sky and exists in the earth, cannot be justified if it is not owned by Cangzheng!

Su Yizhen's understanding of male love and male love is limited to what can be seen in comic books and some small websites. Didn't he expect him to meet him casually in this primitive time and space?

Escape, escape as soon as possible, don't be infected by gays!

"Miss Fenghe, no, little brother, I'm sorry to bother you, I'm leaving now." Su Yizhen patted his ass and was about to leave, but was picked up by Fenghe with a sword.

He instinctively stepped back, but saw the ground under his feet moving very fast, which was actually performed by lightness kung fu.The potential is limitless!Su Yizhen was a little excited, staring at Feng He's sword without blinking, his figure dodged up, down, left, and right, extremely flexible.

Feng He said: "The foundation is good, but the exercises are not proficient. It's a pity."

"It's okay, I'm already very satisfied!" Su Yizhen was very happy to get the beauty's compliment—he thought it was a compliment anyway.

I really didn't expect that Su Yizhen could practice kung fu so well!It seems that this beauty's sword cannot get close.He thought about it silently, but the next moment he sprained his feet with an "oops", and his hands spun many times like a turbine, and finally he couldn't regain his balance, and fell into the hot spring with a "plop".

"Begging for mercy! I'm begging for mercy!" Su Yizhen confessed in a very spineless way, got out of the water and wiped his face, "Hero Fenghe, I only came here tonight to see the lord. Really no malice! You just treat me as young and ignorant, can you spare me once? Besides, I didn’t see anything, they are all big men, I have everything you have, what is there to look at..."

If you think about it carefully, it really isn't.At least there is no such thing for the time being...God, it's not even as good as a pet now, it makes me sad to think about it.

Feng He put the sword back into the scabbard heavily, and after shaking off his sleeves and leaving, a light voice came: "No more next time."

Su Yizhen went back to the room dejectedly, took off his clothes and hung them on the rack to dry, paced up and down with his long bare legs, feeling a little upset.He lay down in the coffin and knocked the fifteen times again.

A puff of smoke filled the air, and the white shadow of Si Leidian condensed into nothingness, and that pretendingly mysterious face appeared.

Su Yizhen: "Do you have to show up from the fart every time? Can we be more serious, as long as you don't engage in these [-] cents special effects, I won't respond so much even if you come out naked."

Si Leidian: "If there is something to talk about, I will be busy if I have nothing to do."

Su Yizhen: "Let me ask you, what does Cang Yan look like?"

"Tall, mighty and intimidating," Si Lei Dian leaned into his ear, "I'll tell you quietly, he's incredibly handsome! Hehe!"

"Hey, your sister!" Su Yizhen slapped him away, "How tall is it, is it about the same height as me?"

Si Leidian gave two "tsk tsk", seeming to look down on him: "You are at most above average, how can you compare with others, you are half short..."

Damn, it doesn't make sense.Su Yizhen's frame is nearly 1.8 meters in the past fifteen years, and he will grow a few centimeters in two years, so it can only be considered above average?Primitive people only grow tall but not brains!

Su Yizhen asked again: "Then does he like to wear red clothes?"

Si Leidian shook his head: "A green shirt will remain unchanged for thousands of years."

"Really?" Su Yizhen still doubted, "Then does his face look like a vixen, a bit feminine, just like a little boy?"

"How is it possible, you misunderstood the man?" Si Lei Dian leaned close to his ear again, wringing his fingers and said, "Let me tell you quietly, he is really super masculine, and he has never been so masculine in his life for so many years." If you are a confidante, maybe you like men! Hehe!"

"Why are you so happy about liking men?" Su Yizhen asked casually, then suddenly recalled it, and said with a complicated expression, "My God, you are also gay... ...My God, you are in trouble here."

Si Leidian: "Don't look at people with colored glasses. I have been in your time and space for a long time. Gay guys are not a typical pathological disorder. It is quite common and can be found everywhere."

Su Yizhen was taken aback: "Is it true? I don't know! According to what you said, the population of the earth will drop sharply in the near future, and there is still room for a straight man like me to gain a foothold." land?"

Si Leidian gave a "poof" laugh: "I haven't met a Cang Yan in my life, who knows if I'm a straight man..."

Su Yizhen's eyes widened, and he immediately showed a complicated look, not knowing what to do with his curious point of view.After a while, the friendly reminder said: "Wake up, you, even if he really likes men, you are too late, he already has a blue-faced confidant by his side."

Si Leidian smiled mysteriously: "Really? I don't think everything is a foregone conclusion yet."

Su Yizhen: "What do you mean?"

Si Leidian: "It means that he is not married, has never paid homage to the world, and is not counted as a beauty. As long as... as long as you get his blue-faced confidant, I won't Is there a chance?"

Su Yizhen was overwhelmed and choked enough to choke: "There's nothing wrong with you, you want me to be a mistress, crazy! I'm here to do a task, and I have to rush back to pay the mortgage after I finish the task!"

Si Leidian was noncommittal, and suddenly corrected his expression and said: "Now announce the first big event: Three days later, there will be an eye-gouging monster in the area of ​​Shehe Mountain. Su Yizhen once fought side by side with a man in red to defeat the eye-gouging monster." magic."

"..." Su Yizhen roared, "You are clearly the newly added man in red, the swindler will wait for a while, you have no sincerity at all! Besides, I am demoted by that old goblin Cang Yan now. When Bi Mawen is warm, how can he be qualified to go out and subdue some eye-gouging monster?"

Si Lei Dian shook his crown: "I don't care, the task is the task, if you can't finish it, then stay here forever!"

After saying "poof", that arrogant face disappeared along with the white smoke.

Su Yizhen woke up helplessly, rubbing his temples in distress. There were two soft "squeaks", and Su Yizhen turned his head to look, and the fox came again.

"Fox, your brother, my life is miserable!" Su Yizhen hugged the fox into bed, "This is the last night of living in such a nice room, my brother is going to herd the horses tomorrow, maybe he will live in a stable , are you still willing to share the blessings and the hardships with brother?"

The fox grunted.

Su Yizhen twitched at the fox's ass: "Unconscionable fox, I didn't count on you in the first place...Ah Choo!"

The fox scratched his nose, and Su Yizhen said: "Yes, I might catch a cold. I was pushed into the pool by a big beauty in red tonight. Hey, it's all because I'm so handsome, that beauty can't hold it , and flung herself into your brother's arms. Fortunately, your brother and I are still in my arms, so I ran back scrambling, and I don't know if the beauty is hurt or not."

The fox despises him and despises him.

He stuffed the fox between his legs, said "Hey" and said, "Pure natural warm baby, it's so warm, your legs will be hot in an instant!"

The fox got angry and crawled out desperately, but was pinched tightly by two big white legs, and almost died.

Su Yizhen pulled the fox to his chest, held the antlers in both hands, and said "buzzing" for a while, "Fox, do you know Harley? In my hometown, every man wants to own one .When you are riding on it, you can feel all kinds of...cups! Cough, at that moment, I realized that human beings are really the masters of the world, and flying low is not a dream."

The fox shook his head impatiently, and shook off the two evil hands.

Su Yizhen was a little sad: "Oh, I don't know if I can go back..."

go back?The fox froze for a while.

"Fox, bro, I want to go out with that beauty in red to go out to catch monsters and get rid of monsters. It should be very exciting! Do you want to go together?" Su Yizhen's eyes were full of brilliance, Suddenly he was a little worried, "It's a pity that the beauty is too cold, I'm afraid she won't be willing. Even if he is willing, that old fairy Cang Yan can't rest assured."

The fox fell asleep on his belly without saying a word.

"Stupid fox, you don't understand if I tell you, a beast is a beast." Su Yizhen turned over, saw the fox slipped down and rolled back, and picked up the ball of fiery red on his lower abdomen again.

The author has something to say:

【Short and soft】

Master Su: A straight steel man like me would rather bend than bend!snort!

>Beauty is really fragrant

Lord of a certain palace: When will this seat officially appear on stage?

Hard Mom: (Crazy flipping back and forth...) No, didn't you appear? ? ?

A certain palace lord cast cold eyes: What do you think?

Hard Mom: (guilty face) Can this be my fault?Who made you have two faces!Hey hey hey, speak well and don't move your hands---

[Note: Don’t ask me why Cang Yan used his own name to name the sect, it’s probably because he’s lazy]

[I am desperately typing every day, I hope there will be a little angel to leave a comment, refill~~]