Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

He glanced at the fox with his head, and said in distaste: "Why does the fox grow two horns on the top of its head? I think this thing is very weird. I don't want it, and I can't pass it on for you. The Palace Master is really not here."

Lu Shiyi rolled his eyes, stuffed the fox into his waistband, and the fox kicked it a few more times.Lu Shiyi patted the fox's ass, and scolded: "Quiet!" Fu turned his head again, "Little brother, it doesn't matter if the palace master is not here, who else is in charge here, as long as I can enter the palace gate first." Whether you want to accept disciples or not can be decided after your palace lord comes back. I am very persistent, and you don’t want me to park the coffin here every day, it’s unlucky.”

Without turning his head very much, he pointed his nostrils and said: "Hey man, why don't you understand the nonsense? Besides the palace master, we are here to protect the Dharma. Besides the guardian, we are teaching. Now the palace master has not returned from the calamity. The guardian I went out to find the Palace Master, the teacher is busy teaching his disciples every day, how can he have time to come here to take care of you?"

"Okay, you can do it, I don't beg you, but I'll leave it here for you. If you don't let me in, I'll live here for a day and see who can consume more energy." Lu Shiyi pulled out the fox and hung it on the In the crook of his arm, he frantically plucked a few furs, and didn't stop until the fox bared its teeth.

Head: "You are really stubborn, you can do whatever you want, if you disturb the teacher, you will feel better!"

He turned to leave, but Lu Shiyi called to him: "What's your name?"

Head: "Why do you ask me? I don't want any friendship with you despondent."

"Oh, then I have to call your head," Lu Shiyi said, "Head, many people have said your words, and they all slapped you in the face in the end."

"You! You are too barbaric. If you don't have friendship with you, you will be slapped in the face?" Touching his face with his head, he said angrily, "Forget it, my name is Tang Gao, the surname is Tang, the tall and stalwart Gao!"

Lu Shiyi hung the fox on his shoulders: "Okay, I got it, Xiao Tang Gao."

"You take care of yourself, don't disturb the teacher!" TangGao muttered as she walked back, "You don't look like a girl at all..."

"Okay, don't be disturbed!" Lu Shiyi licked a few foxes, hummed a tune whose name he couldn't remember, and sat on the coffin lid with his legs crossed.

Not long after, the disciples in Cangyan Palace who were practicing kung fu heard a lazy shout from a long distance: "...don't miss it when you pass by... I heard that Cang's There is a unparalleled boy's skill in the palace that can be practiced in the world. I don't know if it's true? Are all the disciples of the Canggong palace boys? I just turned fifteen, and I'm still a virgin..."

It's a bit sad to say this. Lu Shiyi lived for 29 years before his death. Since he became enlightened in that aspect, he has always been accompanied by his left and right hands. It is not far-fetched to say that he is a virgin.I had a girlfriend in the middle, but it was a pity that I didn't call much, and finally it didn't matter.

He wiped away his bitter "tears" and cried, "Poor, my family was so poor back then, my father sold me to rich people as a maid to change rations for my younger brothers and sisters. Poor boy turned into a girl. A pair of scissors hurts my heart—”

The fox turned his head silently, drooping his ears and couldn't bear to listen.

Lu Shiyi blew his nose, hugged the fox and continued to cry: "Now the owner's house was burned down by the enemy. I worked hard to save the fox. I wanted to go back to my parents, but I didn't expect my parents to disappear, and my brothers and sisters were also hungry. After I died, there was only one coffin left in the house, and the neighbors said it was specially reserved for me... woo woo..."

"The poor fox is also sick, so skinny." Lu Shiyi rubbed the fox's back again, and found that the fat and thin were well-balanced and well-nourished. He couldn't help but want to rub more and more, "Fox, you can't die, I You are the only companion left, didn’t you promise to be together forever? Fox, who can save you, my fox—”

The gate of Cangchang Palace was finally half opened, and Tang Gao came out again, took a handkerchief and handed it to Lu Shiyi, and said, "Okay, don't cry, our Duan Jiaoxi said, you have to go to Lu Shiyi sincerely." It’s not impossible, but this coffin has to be disposed of, it can’t be placed in our palace.”

The fox snorted hot air and nodded in agreement.

Lu Shiyi threw away a trumpet made of banana leaves, took the handkerchief and wiped his nose, and continued to pour sugar cakes and shouted: "Poor thing, I dragged the coffin all the way, and the blood bubbles on my shoulders rubbed away." I didn't want to throw away layer after layer, just to mourn my family, I dare not forget the kindness of my parents, this coffin is the only thing they left me, I can't throw it away even if I die! Woooo..."

Tang Gao: "Enough is enough, enough is enough! If you say no, you can't. It's too unlucky to bring a coffin into the door. Our Lord will definitely be angry when he comes back!"

Su Yizhen: "It's unlucky to be promoted and get rich again? Huh... Father, mother, you died too badly. This world doesn't allow people to live, and there's not even room for a coffin. I might as well die together! Woohoo..."

"Oh, stop shouting, you are really difficult!" Tang Gao stomped her feet and got into the towering gate again.

There is play, at least [-]% hope.

Lu Shiyi stopped crying and waited patiently, patted the fox's head and asked sincerely: "Fox, what do you want for lunch? Follow me, five meals a day will be enough for you, including afternoon tea and supper. Brother is so old. I have never kept a pet before, how about raising you, would you like it? Think about it carefully, and tell brother when you think about it."

Tang Gao poked his head out from the door: "Teacher Duan allows you to stay in the palace for a few days, but there is no guarantee that you will be kept. Everything will be decided after the palace lord returns. In addition, you said before that you will give the fox Mine has to count now!"

Lu Shiyi laughed loudly: "Okay, let's go!" After saying that, he waved his hands without hesitation, and the fox flew to TangGao's body in a perfect red parabola.

Tang Gao said "Oh my god", and the fox's eyes were about to burst.

After nightfall, Lu Shiyi lay down in the coffin. "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom." He knocked fifteen times, and his consciousness instantly entered the empty space.

"Come out! Cushion, your creditor is here, come out!" he shouted into the endless darkness.

With a "poof", there was a puff of white smoke in front of my eyes, and a person wearing a high crown appeared.The man said contemptuously: "Didn't I tell you that this hall is the first hall master under Si Mingjun, the great Si Lei hall, what small cushion? It's rude!"

Lu Suyi: "I am one of the top ten outstanding youths in the country in the 21st century, a gold medalist in the adult amateur group of the Sunflower Fighting Friendship Competition, the No. Is there anything you can't afford?"

Si Leidian nodded frequently: "You can afford it, you are a good person, you are a great good person! But this matter is really not up to me. You and Su Yizhen have a destiny, so Si Mingjun will cross over. Several time and space have invited you here, not only to fulfill you, but also to fulfill Su Yizhen. So, you can't say that I owe you, your baby is always there, waiting for you..."

"It will grow back when I defeat the old goblin Cang Yan, shut up!" Lu Shiyi wanted to put it in his pocket, but found that the primitive man's clothes didn't have that kind of thing at all.He put his hands into the front of his chest angrily, and continued, "I just want to ask you, you only said that you must defeat him, but you didn't say how to defeat him, as long as I let him admit that he lost, is it right? That's it?"

Si Leidian thought for a moment: "What you said... seems to be the case. But it's not that simple. Cang Yan has lived to be more than 90 years old, and he has never said a word. The word 'lose'."

Lu Shiyi snorted: "That's why he didn't meet me, Lu Shiyi."

Si Leidian: "I remind you again and again, don't mention the name Lu Shiyi again, completely forget about it, now you are Su Yizhen, a 15-year-old Su Yizhen."

Lu Shiyi: "Okay, I'm Su Yizhen! Can you tell me the truth, isn't the reason why you found me because my name is similar to his?"

Si Leidian glanced elsewhere.

Lu Shiyi scolded angrily: "Damn! So that's true."

"No, no, not only that," Si Lei Dian said, "It's also because you were as old as him and died at the same time in a different time and space, so it's easier to deal with..."

"I'll fuck you!" Lu Shiyi wanted to squeeze his lapel, but found that his hand had passed directly through his body, so he put his hands on his hips and threatened, "I tell you, I haven't seen that Cang Yan until now, He better be as easy to get along with as you said, otherwise, the next time we meet is when you will be beaten into a cake."

Si Lei Dian laughed with a slightly childish face: "Young man, don't be so irritable, it's never easy! There will be many unimaginable things that will happen in the days to come, so please remember one word—forbearance. Also remember, Su Some of the typical major events that Yizhen has experienced in these years must be done without any implementation, so as not to make too many mistakes in his fate, otherwise, hehe, Si Mingjun will not be able to deal with it."

Lu Shiyi clicked his tongue: "Understood, there is one more thing, can I find you in another way? It's too hard and too strange for me to drag a coffin wherever I go, because this person was almost turned away by the people of Cangyu Palace !"

Si Leidian shook his head: "This coffin was the only thing around you that could serve as a medium of communication when I found you. It connects to your original time and space. If it is gone, you will stay here forever. This is also my coffin." The reason that sent you 14 years ago and sent you the coffin, you have to carry it."

Lu Shiyi: "My original body is already dead, so what if I go back?"

Si Leidian just smiled and said nothing.

Understood, and the practice of resurrecting the soul with a dead body, after all, there are people in Beijing who are easy to handle...

Lu Shiyi: "Okay, then can you reduce the number of knocks on the coffin lid? I'll just play a tune for you, okay?"

Si Leidian smiled and shook his head again.

"Tsk, civil servants are just teasing, and say what they say. Well, there is one last thing." Lu Shiyi opened his mouth, and suddenly covered his face shyly.