Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

With a sound of "hulong", Lu Shiyi finally pushed aside the heavy coffin lid and crawled out from inside. He stroked the ends of his hair that seemed to be running with tiny electric currents. lament.

How can there be such a thing?As a supporter of materialism in the 21st century, if you die, you will die. What time travel?

Even if you want to travel through time, at least you should wear something decent. This is Su Yizhen, with no family background, no wife and children, no house and car...forget it, not even a horse.

Speaking of which, he was originally a child of a rich family, but unfortunately, when he was 15 years old, all his family members ascended to heaven. Later, he studied hard in a place called Guwei Mountain for 12 years and finally achieved great success. The gods blocked and killed the gods and the Buddhas blocked and killed the Buddhas, but they challenged the owner of the Canggu Palace countless times and failed. In the end, he was struck to death by lightning while practicing swords on the top of the mountain!

This fate is evil, you can't accept it.

Now he has been sent back to the furnace to be rebuilt, and his soul has returned to the body of the 15-year-old Su Yizhen. The young man has a good physique, strong muscles and bones, and is a good material.Lu Shiyi dragged the coffin and walked with difficulty, gnashing his teeth while walking to digest the nonsense that Si Lei Dian had said "hard-heartedly".

What is the appointed candidate by Si Mingjun, what is the destiny that he should let Lu pick up the relics, what is the thing that as long as one day defeats the Cangjia Palace Master, he will be free, and what is lost will grow back little by little.He couldn't help but look at his two long legs again, tsk, the legs are pretty good... If there is no most important thing missing in the middle, it will be perfect.

Kicking the coffin board angrily—shit grows up little by little, is this a fucking mushroom? !

"I'll fuck you!" Lu Shiyi spat fiercely, "Wait, I didn't do it for nothing for 29 years, and I'll take down that Palace Master Cangzhen for you within three months. If it doesn't grow by then, I'll split the damned coffin boards for firewood, and then I'll pull you out, Si Leidian, and beat you into a cake!"

It took a long time to drag the coffin to the half-hillside. Lu Shiyi was really tired. Even if he is strong and healthy, he is not dedicated to doing coolies. I knew that I should really practice swimming, otherwise I would not be miserable. The earth drowned and died, let alone jumped several layers of time and space and was dragged by the Si Lei Temple to help the unlucky guy fulfill his last wish.

Sin, sin at home!

Without further ado, Lu Shiyi put the two nooses on his shoulders and began to drag them again, looking like a tracker.After walking a few more steps, I suddenly saw something red on the road ahead, which looked like some kind of animal lying there.He took off the noose and walked over cautiously, picked up a stick and poked it, and heard a faint whimper.

Loss of attack power, safe.

He stretched out his hand to hold the back of the thing and lifted it up to observe it carefully——smooth red fur, amber eyes, and a section of brown and black on each of the four paws, it should be an extremely rare firefox.But what is that on the head?Whose fox has two antlers?

Lu Shiyi looked at the fox several times, and muttered, "Could it be a cross between a fox and a deer, an antler fox?"

The fox kicked it in dissatisfaction, and then got bored after kicking, and was carried honestly.

Lu Shiyi said to himself: "Hey, I never heard that foxes and deer can interbreed. Isn't there reproductive isolation? What a nondescript species."

He pushed open the lid of the coffin and threw the fox inside, rubbed his hands twice and continued on his way.

After passing through this sparse forest, Lu Suyi was already exhausted like a dog, tired and thirsty, wishing he could just suffocate into the poisonous-looking river next to him and take a few sips.Fortunately, this journey has yielded a lot, besides picking up a strange fox, I also picked several wild Ganoderma lucidum, and even dug up a precious old mountain ginseng - at least it looks like it.

It is also a consolation.

He wiped the sweat from his hands, and pushed open the coffin lid to take a look at the loot, but he was stunned the moment he opened it—how could there be anything else in it besides the fox?

"Tell me, did you eat my baby? I kindly gave you a ride, and you actually repay your kindness, what a hybrid fox!" Lu Shiyi pinched the fox's back and shook it desperately, and even slapped the fox's ass several times.The fox was so uncomfortable that he stared at him angrily with a pair of amber eyes, wishing he could bite a few blood holes out of that white neck.

Lu Shiyi threw the fox back into the coffin, closed the lid, and said: "If you eat my food, I will eat you, and then I will sell your fox skin! It can be exchanged for a lot of money depending on its appearance."

The fox's whining came from the crack in the coffin, but Lu Shiyi turned a deaf ear to it and continued on the road, dragging the coffin.

As night fell, Lu Shiyi finally saw the shadow of Cangyu Palace. Looking back, he walked on such a short hillside for a whole day.That shit Si Leidian is the same, can't he just send people to the gate?What's the matter with throwing it on the hillside? It's a crime, a complete crime!

He dragged the coffin outside the gate of Canggu Palace, climbed up the more than 100 steps, knocked on the door knocker a few times, and shouted: "Is there anyone? Open the door, the poor monk came from the Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty." Come, pass by here and have nowhere to go, beg the benefactor to open the door and stay overnight!"

Inside: "Get out!"

"..." Lu Shiyi was confused, and said again, "I'm not a poor monk, I'm also a benefactor, I'm joking with you, can the little brother inside open the door?"

Inside: "Crazy, get out!"

"..." Lu Shiyi slammed on the door with a "bang bang bang", "Don't do this, it's too rude to tell me to get lost before you see me. Brother, let me tell you the truth, There is the most handsome person in history who is separated from you, if you don't open the door now, you will regret it in the future!"

The door opened a crack, and a head poked out from inside.That head stared at Lu Shiyi carefully for a few moments, and gave a disdainful "tss": "Go, go, I really thought he was the most handsome man in history, far worse than our Palace Mistress!"

"Hey, these uncivilized primitive people." Lu Shiyi was angry. He had examined the surface of the water during the day - he was sure that he had never seen a face more handsome than Su Yizhen's in his lifetime.

Of course, except that Lu Shi lost his own face.

He knocked on the door several times, and the head inside first drove him away impatiently, and then simply pretended to be deaf and dumb and ignored him.Forget it, people had to bow their heads under the low eaves, so Lu Shiyi decided to make do with it all night and wait until dawn.

He parked the coffin outside the gate of Canggu Palace, and took out the fox inside.After digging a pit, arranging bricks, setting up a wooden frame, picking up dry grass and branches, and finding two stones to wipe for a long time, a small fire was finally lit—the simple grill was initially completed.

He found a sharp stone and carried the fox to the water's edge.The fox's eyes were extraordinarily bright in the night, and it looked a little pitiful mixed with misty water vapor. After witnessing the complicated process, he didn't know how to react. He thought that he was going to kill the fox for meat.

Lu Shiyi rubbed his chin with a sinister smile, and said to the fox, "Are you scared? Little fox, I'll skin you and tear you apart right away, you should be scared! Haha..."

The fox tried to run, but couldn't.

Lu Shiyi rolled up his trousers and got into the water, bent down and groped in the water for a while, and stopped still after finding a suitable position.The fox watched him act foolishly in the water, unknowingly thought that he had been tapped, but when he was suspicious, he heard a slight splash, and when the fool stretched out his hand to the surface of the water, there was a fat fish in his hand.

sharp!Not entirely stupid, thought the fox.

Lu Shiyi scraped the scales of the fish with a sharpened stone, and removed the fish guts. After cleaning up, he split the fish into two pieces and skewered them on fresh branches, and grilled them on both sides on the simple grill.

fragrant!thought the fox.

"What are you looking at? Did I say you're in it? You're being passionate." After all, Lu Shiyi took off a piece of fat fish and threw it to the fox, "Can your meat taste better than this fish? If you say yes, I will roast you next time."

The fox looked sideways, and ate up the piece of fat fish in twos or twos.

Seeing the fox's greedy look, Lu Shiyi couldn't help but get angry: "What do you mean? After eating all my Ganoderma lucidum and wild ginseng, you want to eat all my fish? Don't think about it! Animals are animals, and they have no human feelings at all... ..."

brute? !The fox got angry, and scratched away a few clusters of sparks with one paw, which touched Lu Shiyi's wet trouser legs, and extinguished them with a "chi".

"...Thanks for your reminder, the trousers are still wet." Lu Shiyi took off his trousers and put them aside to bake, and said to the fox, "Beasts can also be angry? All right, I'm being rude. I'll let you eat the fish. Gluttonous!"

Greedy?That's right.

The fox swallowed - now he doesn't really want to eat fish, but wants to eat legs, fresh human legs with blood dripping from them.

It was a bit cold at night, Lu Shiyi hugged the fox and huddled in the coffin to make do, not to mention, the fox was quite warm from the heat.But the fox didn't sleep well all night. The fool next to him slept so badly that he kept turning over, let alone kicking his legs and stretching his arms.

But it's understandable when you think about it, after all, this fool is only in his teens, and he's growing up.

The next morning, the sun's rays came in through the cracks in the coffin, and then there was a terrifying cry: "Crazy! Whoever parked the coffin at the gate of our palace so early in the morning is too courageous! "

Lu Shiyi opened his eyes wearily, stood up from the coffin with the crumpled fox in his hand, and saw that the person who was shouting was the head from yesterday.

"Ah—" covered his head and yelled, "This psycho is not wearing pants!"

Lu Shiyi forcefully opened his hand, pulled half of his face and smiled awkwardly: "It's all old men, are you so funny? I don't wear pants? It's just that my pants are a little short, and shorts are also pants, okay?" !"

He opened his eyes abruptly, and saw a pair of long legs...the long legs are up... "Ah——" he yelled again, "You, you, you, you are not a man!"

"You're not a man!" Lu Shiyi looked down, flat, ordinary... He said helplessly: "Forget it, you're right, I'm actually a woman disguised as a man, you can stop now Is your tenor up?"

He picked up the trousers hanging on the coffin board and put them on, then said: "This girl likes to take off her trousers to sleep since she was a child, don't be surprised. Now that you know my real identity, can you go and inform your Palace Master, Let’s just say that Su Yizhen, a once-in-a-century martial arts prodigy, is asking to see me, and I hope the palace lord will accept me as an apprentice, and I will definitely carry forward my martial arts in the future, and I will never break my promise.”

With a blushing head, he said: "I will have to wait a few days to see the Palace Master, but our Palace Master never accepts apprentices, and at most throws you to the teacher to discipline you. Since you are a girl, I will advise you, there is no It suits you, so let’s go quickly, there are plenty of rivers and lakes for you to go to.”

Lu Shiyi jumped out of the coffin and handed the fox to him: "This fox is extremely precious. If you pass it on to me, I will give it to you. How about it?"

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