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The barrage has exploded, and countless people are frantically swiping what kind of beautiful love this is, and they are licking it.

Countless rewards fell from the sky, countless small gifts, as well as crazy CP fans who were rich and powerful, and a luxurious carriage was displayed as soon as they were shot, and shiny special effects floated across the screen.

In an instant, the system started to frantically pop up a prompt:

【Xiaoxiao】Became your guardian!

[Salted Fish] has become your guardian!

……

Guardian is a title that can be obtained as long as there is a reward of more than 10 yuan, and the system only prints out the original black and small font prompts.But soon, a line of red fonts jumped out of the system notification bar!

[Pumice Stone] has become your Archangel!

"???"

Jiang Yun had already ignored the weird bullet screens from Juaner fans. He frowned slightly as he looked at the announcements that kept popping up, "What archangel, what guardian...why are you so nasty? Got it?"

Juan Er just wanted to start a live broadcast and earn bonuses while chatting with fans, but he didn't expect such an embarrassing scene to happen.

He coughed twice, and his face was like a thin dumpling skin, with a little red, "This is for rewards. A reward of 1000 yuan is a guardian, and a reward of more than [-] yuan is a big one." Angel……"

In the past, when he was live broadcasting at home, he would whisper thanks to the fans who gave gifts, which is considered an industry rule.But this time Jiang Yun was by his side, so he didn't have the nerve to miss it.However, the audience quickly noticed this strangeness. A passer-by said, "You can't get the host to thank you for sending the carriage? The anchor's mouth is too precious."

There are also passers-by who are not used to it and frequently voice:

"+1... To be honest, this streamer is the most willful streamer I've ever seen. I usually don't start the live broadcast, but when I do it, I ask for bonuses... I used to masturbate cats, but now the live broadcast is just for chatting. right?"

"Pai, if I invest some money in the game area, I can still be played by the host. What can I do if I spend money on this little boy? Do you watch men flirt every day? Now women's aesthetics are getting more and more deformed..."

Soon, a bunch of fans rushed up to pinch the passer-by, and the moderates hurriedly explained that it might be that Mr. Jiang was sitting next to him today, and their family was shy.

Juan Er didn't expect that this would cause a lot of fans to fight. He didn't care about these comments at first, but Jiang Yun was still nearby, so it would be bad for him to see, so he had to manually clear the screen again.

But he was a step slower. Jiang Yun had already seen those remarks that made his mouth smell as bad as a sewer. His face completely darkened, he turned the steering wheel, and directly parked the car aside.

Juan Er was in a daze, and he didn't even care about the black and white fights. He grabbed Jiang Yun's arm, "Brother! What are you doing? No parking is allowed here, be careful later and another car will turn around and scrape your car it took."

"It's okay, it's just a broken Cayenne. I've been driving it for two months and I'm tired of it... It's time to spend it. I still have it in the garage."

Jiang Yunyu took out his mobile phone in surprise, then opened the Doumao app, called up the trumpet that the secretary had registered for him, and clicked on the focus list. There was the only anchor lying brightly in it, whose name was Juaner.

He clicked on the live broadcast room and rewarded more than a dozen luxury villas in one go. While clicking the payment button, he said with disgust, "You can only invest 1 yuan at a time. What kind of design is this..."

If you vote more than 1000 yuan, you will be an archangel, and if you vote more than 12456789 yuan, you will be an archangel.Jiang Yun's nickname is still Doumao 1, a vest number that looks very new at first glance. With such a few gifts, his digital id instantly climbed to No.[-] on the contribution list of the Juaner live broadcast room.

Moreover, smashing luxury villas also has special effects. Not only the font on the system notification bar has become bold and golden, full of local tyrants, but also large villas fell from the sky in the live broadcast room. Accompanied by the booming background sound, it sounds particularly luxurious and high-end when you hear it, directly throwing away those guardians and archangels by more than a few blocks.

The bullet screens all cast envious, envious, candy-eating to heaven(?) looks:

"Cayenne! I'm tired of driving it for two months! My God, I'm really lui."

"This is the love of rich people, right?"

"At first, I thought I was very proud to be a guardian, but now I look at it, I have already regarded it as an archangel..."

"Kneel down, does Mr. Jiang still lack quotas for poverty alleviation? A pure female college student with a bachelor's degree and excellent in all aspects is enough to eat. Do you want it?"

Jiang Yun slammed 10,000+ on Juaner one after another, which made him feel so happy in the live broadcast room. The notification of his smashing gifts had already filled the barrage pool to the brim, and there was no trace of trolls at all.

Just kidding, can you afford to scold Uncle Jiang's brat?

He re-ignited the fire, feeling very comfortable, and still had time to joke with the bullet screen, "If you can eat it, then don't want it, the one at home is enough to eat."

The one at home naturally refers to Juan Er.

Director Jiang has always treated Juan Er as friendly as a spring breeze, and treated the camera as coldly as an iceberg. He simply set an example and explained how to write the double-standard dog three characters.

Sometimes he would click his tongue when he saw himself in the mirror, and he looked very reluctant, so just now everyone posted the barrage just for self-entertainment, and he never expected to get Jiang Yun's response. The drowning value was simply over the top, and the barrage pool was instantly occupied by cp fans, and everyone recorded their screens one after another, cheering like a National Day.

Juan'er's face was almost on fire, if he touched it with his hands, the temperature would be as hot as a freshly baked bun.

His long eyelashes blinked twice, he looked very embarrassed, and he tried to quibble, "Who said, my appetite has returned to normal now... Didn't I grow tall before?"

"Good, good, tall."

Jiang Yun obviously didn't listen to his words, "There is milk for you in the drawer, remember to drink it later."

Juan Er opened the drawer according to his words, and saw the words 'pure milk' written on the milk box inside, he couldn't help pursing his mouth, "..."

"Don't be sour, you can grow taller if you drink it."

Jiang Yun is still very stern and selfless in this regard. The height and weight of Juan Er have always been listed as important matters of special concern to him. Knowing that his waistline is so thin, it is even more impossible to show mercy, "I will check later."

"..."

Juan Er couldn't twist this gleaming ginger thigh, so he pinched his nose and gulped it down like a traditional Chinese medicine.

After drinking, he wiped his mouth with a tissue, and glanced at the bullet screen, seeing someone teasing Jiang Yun, how will he check the leftover milk box later?Is it possible to drink and watch?

"..."

Juan Er's face burned again: Why do these netizens like YY and Jiang Yun so much, they are obviously good friends, and they have a very honest relationship...

He pretended not to see the barrage, coughed twice, and changed the subject, "Well... driving is a bit boring now, let me find something to do, what do you want to see me do?"

The little girls in the barrage immediately attracted attention:

"I want to see Juanjuan sing!"

"Ah yes, sing! We haven't heard you sing for so long since the live broadcast!"

"Juan Juan's voice is so nice, he must sing very nicely too~"

Juan Er: "..."

Is it really good to let him sing to death as soon as he comes up?

He hesitated, and said very tactfully, "My singing is very bad, you should change it."

It's fine if he doesn't say that the singing is not good, but when he said it, the fans all booed.

Jiang Yun looked at it and smiled lightly. For the first time, he didn't help Juan Er, "Just sing one, I haven't heard you sing before."

Juan Er: "..."

In the end, everyone made a big fuss, and Juan Er had no choice but to agree, took Jiang Yun's mobile phone and played a little star accompaniment, and staggered to sing along with the lines above, "Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle, the sky is full ……little stars……"

After he finished singing, he looked up and saw that the live broadcast room was full of _(:з」∠)_ and... barrages.

Juan Er suddenly became frightened, and asked Jiang Yun cautiously, "I, do I sing very badly?"

"No."

Jiang Yun frowned and glanced at him, with a look of 'Why do you think so', "The singing is very good, I think I can go to the record. Speaking of which, I also know a friend from the record company, he is the second Shareholders, it’s okay to release a record for you..."

"!!"

Juan Er still knew how much he weighed, so he hurriedly waved his hands humbly, "Forget it, forget it, it's fine if you don't find it unpleasant."

His brows were lowered, Jiang Yun followed his gaze and found that he was reading the barrage:

"_(:з"∠)_I am a true fan of Juanjuan, but I am already dead. ps is not sweetened to death. "

"...It turns out that good speaking voice really ≠ good singing, I was wrong."

"Boss Jiang is too spoiled! This filter is ten meters thick and my mother can't stand it..."

"Boss Jiang's favorite Wulian: You sing very well, I will make a record for you, don't worry about the sales, I will buy as many as I have, and I will help you hit the charts myself!"

"..."

Jiang Yun turned his head disapprovingly.

What kind of aesthetics are these people? Singing with curled ears is really nice.

Especially when the first tune sounded, he lowered his head and hummed softly along with the beat...

It's just too cute.

This time I went to City B to participate in the anniversary celebration of fighting cats. Jiang Yun volunteered to be Juan Er's guardian, and Cayenne, whose car was still shiny, accompanied him all the way. When he got off the car, the boss Jiang who had gone through more than ten hours of driving was not tired at all. He was wearing a suit, sunglasses, and the diamond cufflinks on his sleeves were bigger than pigeon eggs, so he almost put 'rich' and 'cool' on his face.

It was such a handsome Jiang Daji who stood in the lobby of a five-star hotel and quarreled with Juan Er. The melon-eaters surrounded them layer by layer in the distance, and secretly used their mobile phones to quarrel with each other. The photo was taken.

No, a quarrel can't be called a quarrel, it can only be called Jiang Yun's unilateral loss of control.

"no!"

Mr. Jiang put his sunglasses in his shirt pocket, and clapped his hands on the counter, with a serious face and a loud voice, "Why did you only book one room! I don't agree!"

Juan Er: "..."

"How dangerous it is outside!"

At this moment, Jiang Yun gave full play to his imagination that had lived for 10,000+ years, and said, "Do you know how many potential terrorists there are in City B? There are also spies! They will kill the president in every high-end hotel." Bug the suite!"

"And if you are in danger, I have to run out of my room, and then kick your door open, and three seconds will be wasted! Three seconds is enough for those bad guys Do you know that I have poisoned you!"

Juan Er endured the fiery gossip from all directions, and couldn't help but wiped his face, "..."

He just wanted to say:

elder brother! !You wake up!

The author has something to say: This chapter is mainly about the silly daily life of Big Brother Jiang and Little Juaner~ There may be one or two cute magical animals in the future~

Not so much intrigue =w=

There is a second update!The second update will drop at a random time~

(The ps timing is wrong again... QAQ that can be updated on time)