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This matter started three days ago. After Domao officials received Juaner's reply, they hurriedly registered his name in the register. At the same time, Weibo and the homepage of the app also posted the anniversary push.

In order to cooperate with the publicity, Juan Er retrieved the long-forgotten password, not only forwarded the promotional Weibo of the official Weibo, but also made an exception on the same day and posted two selfies. The girls in the blogging team were going to help him spin bloggers, as if they were fans of a third-tier celebrity.

As soon as the popularity came up, the marketing accounts quickly discovered this treasured boy with a heaven-defying appearance. Everyone posted pictures and texts on Weibo. Can't help but wonder if the anchor spent money to buy the promotion.

Jiang Yun's little assistant got up this morning to check Weibo. It was only seven o'clock, and the traffic on Weibo was not very high.

She clicked Refresh a few times, and at a glance, she saw the Weibo that had appeared many times in her circle of friends. She took a closer look: Hey!Isn't this the little anchor whose boss is a fan?

The last time she went to deliver materials to the boss, she saw Juan Er coming out of the room opposite the boss. The relationship was extraordinary at first glance.

The little assistant looked at the accompanying texts of those marketing accounts, and some of them looked like sailors, so she was a little confused.Scrolling through Juan'er's Weibo again, I saw that Juan'er had reposted the article about the anniversary of the fighting cats.

She understood immediately.

Oh, this little anchor is really real, I don't know how to talk to their boss.If he opens his mouth, let alone the moon in the sky, do you believe their boss can pick off all the planets in the Milky Way for you?

The little assistant looked at her balance, and the 618 promotion drained her wallet... It's time for a raise, boss!

So the little assistant contacted the PR department skillfully, asking them to quickly buy a top-ranked hot search for the little anchor, and kindly sent a text message to Jiang Yun, and sat happily waiting for her boss to give her a promotion and salary increase.

... No one thought that this hot search caused trouble.

Jiang Yun stayed up late last night to track down the clues of the 'god' behind the blizzard, but he still had no clue until 02:30 in the middle of the night.Although he went to bed late, he still struggled to get up at nine o'clock—Ju Er could sleep better than him, if he didn't get up to bring the child breakfast and feed the unfamiliar cat by the time Ju Er opened his eyes It's one o'clock in the afternoon.

As soon as he woke up, he saw the text message sent to him by his assistant.

Do you know how to buy a hot search for Juan Er?On the road, on the road.

Jiang Yun was happy, so he sent a red envelope of 5000 yuan to the little assistant, and the little assistant happily accepted it, and obediently sent a "Thank you boss" emoticon package.

After Jiang Yun sent out the red envelopes, he hurried to Weibo—it was like a love game, after finally growing up the little boy, he couldn't help but want to see how everyone praised him.

This is unbelievable. Click on the first item on the hot search tag, which is a sarcasm on the bright side:

Black Tea Girl: It’s okay for celebrities to buy trending searches, but what trending searches should an anchor buy?Is it because you haven't had enough facelifts, or you haven't sung well enough? [Laughs] Now the trending search has become a buy list, @渣浪, come in and get beaten.

There are more than 9000 comments below. If you look around, the ones with the highest number of likes agree:

"When I came in this morning, I was still wondering who Juan Er was, and I went to make up the Weibo of this anchor, but I knew it at a glance... It turned out that it was for the anniversary of Doumao, I am convinced .”

"Pen holder, the former fan is now black and I can't help but say that the face of a certain roll looks like plastic surgery, mjd, I started to follow him when he opened the live broadcast, and the face at that time was completely different from now, and the fans are embarrassed to say No plastic surgery, no plastic surgery... If you don't believe me, go to the first selfie Weibo."

"Ben Heizi specially made up all the recordings of jjed, and he also had the nerve to say that he is the anchor of the entertainment area... Isn't it true that his first live broadcast was not trained by training cats? I see those 'stray cats' are so so Clean, not like a wild cat at all..."

"I just want to say that jjed is only in his early twenties, right? He learned celebrity plastic surgery at the age of 20?? Excuse me, please excuse me. (If my son breaks his leg on the spot =. ="

"..."

Jiang Yun flipped through the pages one by one, and his face was already blackened: He can bear other things, but he can't bear to spray plastic surgery on his children. What's wrong?ah?Tell me, such a young and beautiful face is covered with collagen, and it feels soft and soft. At first glance, it is completely different from the one that has been injected with hyaluronic acid! !

These trolls are simply despicable! !

After half an hour.

The little assistant who was still eating sunflower seeds leisurely in the office suddenly received a WeChat message from the boss.

She hummed a little tune and clicked to open it. The above chat record reads:

[Mr. Jiang]: Next month’s salary will be fully deducted [smile]

"???"

The little assistant stared, completely in disbelief.

Why the sudden deduction of wages!Her salary plus performance is more than 1, and her bonus is only [-], all deducted... Fuck, Mr. Jiang, are you too cruel?There is nothing worse than this for taking away his wife!

The little assistant resisted the urge to turn his head over, and quickly climbed onto Weibo.I don’t know if I don’t look it up, but I’m startled when I look it up, how come the first thing I click on the hot search is the comment of the troll? !

Because of amateur star chasing, the little assistant still has a good impression of this id named Black Tea Girl. As far as she knows, this microblog blogger is a star chasing blogger with a "upright" personality, and is quite famous. 'The double standard dog.

Usually, I often post on Weibo to criticize a certain traffic's acting skills as inferior to a sow, but she doesn't allow others to scold her idol. If there is a comment of "the dirty words bounce back to you", she can immediately roll up her sleeves and chase after others to scold ten times street.

"How did you mess with this lunatic?"

The little assistant frowned. Just as she was about to contact the public relations department to ask Shui Jun to comment, she swiped her thumb and pulled down to refresh once. Suddenly, a Weibo with a picture and a tag popped up in real time.

She took a closer look, and immediately fell into a trough:

Isn't this tm our boss' trumpet?

[If the account is not hacked, it is just a trumpet]: Some people open their eyes and take a good look, don't be 'blind' at critical times.

There is also a set of Jiugong grid at the back, which is full of daily photos with curled ears.In order to increase the credibility, Jiang Yun also specially intercepted the photo taking time displayed on the Apple.

Most of the pictures are candid pictures, taken from the side or from a distance.Although Mr. Jiang is handicapped, fortunately, the appearance of the curled ear can completely withstand the Apple camera, and the photo is not out of focus, and the tall nose bridge and curled eyelashes of the curled ear are clearly recorded.

These are all Jiang Yun's private photos. If the netizens hadn't ridiculed them too hard this time, he would not be willing to post them.There is a profile photo that he likes very much. One time after get off work, he happened to meet Juan Er who was feeding the cat in the garden of the community.

Juan Er was wearing a thin goose-yellow round-neck sweater. The sun shone on his face, making his skin whiter than snow. His nose was goose fat, and the tip of his nose was small and delicate, which looked extremely cute.He supported his head with one hand, and held his mobile phone in the other, as if he saw something interesting, his brows and eyes were lowered, but the corners of his lips were slightly raised.

Jiang Yun was distracted when he saw it, and when he came back to his senses, he was holding the phone with both hands very honestly and took a picture of this scene.

After he sent a set of Jiugongge with his trumpet, he retweeted it again with his certified large account, but the reposted content was empty and contained nothing.But Jiang Yun believes that the brains of the majority of netizens are extremely good, and they will definitely be able to create something out of nothing and understand his meaning...

Juan Er looked at the trending searches, dumbfounded.

He didn't wake up naturally today, because Xiang Shuai's little speaker followed the whole process of Juan Er's being on the trending list, and woke him up with a series of deadly calls.

But the world he wakes up to is so magical, he might as well go back and sleep again...

Now the development of Weibo is in full swing. Originally, it is an 'international practice' for these entertainment bloggers to ridicule plastic surgery monsters.

Everyone never expected, mocking and laughing, a trumpet popped out of no one knows which corner, with a nine-square grid of Juan Er's recent life photos attached.Not only that, Jiang Yun actually forwarded this Weibo silently.

Everyone immediately said: ...

Jiang Yun's popularity in the country is no lower than that of Papa Ma, and everyone even has a joke called Nan Jiangbei Ma, who supports half of Z country.Originally, even if the trumpet had a tag, no one cared at all. I didn't expect Jiang Yun to get tens of thousands of likes in an instant.

Juan Er pressed his temple, and clicked on the comment section of the trumpet.

[? ? ?Fuck, so this is the plastic surgery monster you ridiculed, so good-looking? ?The ugly girl is autistic (what's wrong]

[It can be seen that I haven't had a p, you are too exaggerated, it has only been two months, and the plastic surgery is also going to be a recovery period!And... the background of the fifth picture is the vegetable market, right?How can anyone take pictures in the vegetable market!Fortunately, the anchor looks good. 】

[Hey, woo, woo, I like the seventh one!Curly smiled shyly at the camera with his face in his hands, it's so sweet!The national sweetheart is you! 】

【Am I the only one who wants to know the relationship between this trumpet and Juan Juan? 】

【relation?Oh my god...is there anyone who doesn't know?This is obviously Boss Jiang’s trumpet, hahaha]

[Known conditions: 1. Jiang Yun and Juanjuan are good friends or have a closer relationship (?) 2. Juanjuan was hacked for plastic surgery, 3. Half a minute after the trumpet issued a clarified life photo, Jiang Yun Cloud forwarding.Q: What is the relationship between Trumpet and Jiang Yun?Jiang Yun: ……Do you still want me to write the answer on your face when you send sub-questions? 】

This comment was quickly liked by Jiang Yun, with bright red hearts hanging on it, and it quickly became a new hot topic.

Juan Er: "..."

This is not over yet, after waiting for half an hour, Jiang Yun sent him a text message:

【have you woken up?I saw you on Weibo.I ordered two baskets of steamed buns and soy milk for you, and remember to sign for it when the takeaway is delivered to your door. 】

Half a minute later, another text message was sent:

[...You should stop going on Weibo, those black people are too scary, I saw some people clamoring for human flesh on you... No, I will send four bodyguards to protect you later. 】

Ten seconds later, another text message:

[Is four too few?six?Or make up eight, auspicious? 】

Juan Er: "..."

Uncle Jiang, you are scarier than Heizi.

The author has something to say: This, this is the second update yesterday (fingers), and today's update is still on the way...

That's right, I changed the copywriting of the next pre-received article~ Friends who haven't seen it before can bookmark it =3=

Title: "The Rival in Love Has Became My Electronic Pet!" "

As we all know, Qi Yu and Fu Chen are not only two big names in the entertainment industry, but also deadly enemies who have been at odds for ten years, and all kinds of battles to grab resources are sworn to be incompatible.

But no one ever knew that they were still rivals in love.

Until one day, Qi Yu woke up and found that his love rival had turned into an electronic pet in his mobile phone, and it was a miniature version carved in pink and jade!

After the shock.

Qi Yu started to play with this cultivation app: feeding, bathing, changing clothes—huh?Can I change into women's clothing?Give me a dozen, thanks.

Fu Chen who turned into a young boy: Get lost.

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Fu Chen had been secretly in love with Qi Yu for three years, and all his friends knew about it, but the person involved simply thought that they were rivals in love.

So when this little fool stumbled into his arms, Fu Chen... couldn't bear to let go anymore.