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Chapter 59 Anniversary 01 【Forbidden Theft】
"..."
Juan Er was speechless for a moment, and suddenly his delicate face flushed. He coughed twice, almost choking on his own saliva, "What are you talking about?"
He also deliberately took a photo of the sliding mirror door of the microwave oven, and finally came to a conclusion, "I bit it myself."
Bitten your own mouth like this?
Xiang Shuai showed a very suspicious look, but Juan Er's face was determined, so he couldn't continue pestering, "Yes, I'm here to announce the good news to you this time. Green Peacock's hydropower station has stopped working! Director Jiang please The lawyer secretly told us that the result of the second trial must be good news for the people!"
Juan Er's eyes lit up, and he was overjoyed, "Really?!"
This matter has been entangled for so long, and now the dust has finally settled, which can be regarded as rare good news.
"Yes."
Xiang Shuai suddenly smiled and breathed a sigh of relief, "Maybe there is some reason for this incident. My sister-in-law has also improved a lot recently. But we are afraid that she will be emotional, so my cousin will take her and the child next week. I have lived in N City for a while."
"Come to live in our community?"
Juan Er saw that Xiang Shuai nodded affirmatively, his eyes lit up, and the naive looks of those fluffy 'chicks' instantly appeared in his mind, and his heart suddenly felt itchy, "I really want to see the little peacock sooner."
The two were chatting happily, when Jiang Yun came back with a soy sauce bottle, his eyes were still a little wandering when he saw Xiang Shuai, "What are you eating tonight? I'll order you a takeaway, and I'll leave later gone."
Xiang Shuai squinted his eyes, his gaze flicked back and forth between the two of them.
“I want to eat cabbage and pork dumplings!”
The good news from Xiang Shuai finally revived Juan Er, "Brother, please order me two big boxes, I'm so hungry."
"There are 20 and 40 dumplings in a big box, can you really eat them?"
Seeing Juan Er nodded, Jiang Yun snorted softly, "Okay, I've already ordered it for you—no sesame oil or green onion."
"It's not too early now."
He raised his hand to look at his watch, although he wanted to hug Juan Er, but he restrained himself, "I have to go."
"That's right bro."
Juan Er suddenly called to him, "Are you going to deal with that blizzard?"
"Disposal?"
Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows, and said with a faint smile, "This is not called punishment, this is called handling—to be lenient when confessing and to be strict when resisting, if you really can't get anything out of his mouth, then let's slap him and break it up."
"..."
Juan Er was silent for a moment, judging from his expression, he seemed to be very unacceptable to the result, "Brother, can you... let me see him again?"
His brother raised his eyelids and looked at him coolly with his hands crossed over his chest. He didn't say yes or no, just to see if you can convince me.
Director Jiang is still very good at bluffing people when he is serious.
"I was almost bewitched by him before because I didn't know my own background. But now...you know the situation."
Juan Er swallowed his saliva, boldly fighting for a rare opportunity for himself, "If I can do it again, maybe I can get something out of his mouth... And! And won't you look at me?"
He raised his wet deer eyes, his slightly raised neck drew a beautiful arc, and his attitude seemed extremely sincere, "As long as you look at me, I won't be confused."
Xiang Shuai: "..."
Jiang Yun crossed his arms and looked at him for a while, before finally humming in a neutral voice, with a gentle but doting tone, "It's up to you."
After Chief Jiang left, Xiang Shuai couldn't help picking up his chin that fell on the ground.
It wasn't that he was scared when he saw Director Jiang, but that these two people were too weird. After talking for such a long paragraph just now, he didn't even have the space to say "Hello, Director Jiang".
"Juan Er, what did you say about your background just now?"
Xiang Shuai had question marks all over his face, he could understand every word the two of them said, but they were a bit confused when they were put together, "And Blizzard... Isn't he the wanted criminal?"
"Yes. He was arrested by us."
Juan Er gave a rough overview of their trip to Europe. At the end, Xiang Shuai was dumbfounded. He didn't expect his little friend to experience an adventure.
"As for my identity,"
There is a deep apology in the eyebrows and eyes, "I only found out recently that I am not... I can't explain it now. When I can figure it out one day, I will be the first to tell you !"
Fortunately, Xiang Shuai is not very interested in his secrets. For him, the original shape is just for the convenience of introducing his identity to others, "Okay, okay, my brain is not good, you can tell me now I might not be able to figure it out, so let’s talk about it after you smooth it out.”
"However," he changed the subject, and said pitifully, "You haven't started the live broadcast for almost half a month, and the person in charge of the platform has been unable to get through to you, and they have been directly called to my mobile phone."
"Oh, my phone has a whitelist, no wonder I've been receiving harassing calls from the system these days..."
Juan Er quickly released the phone number of the person in charge of the platform, "What are they looking for me for?"
I haven't touched the Doumao app for half a month, no matter whether it's the live broadcast room or Weibo, there is no trace of Juan's ears.
Juan Er, who has watched many live broadcasts, couldn't help feeling guilty.
"You still say!"
Xiang Shuai put his hands on his hips, pretending to be fierce, and said, "Don't you know? The 1st of next month will be the fifth anniversary of the Doumao app. In order to gain the popularity of the festival, they have set up a lot of awards to be awarded to the anchor. People, such as Best Popularity Award, Newcomer Anchor Award, Diligent Anchor Award... I have been sending invitations to anchors one after another half a month ago, and now the list has almost been finalized, and even those who cannot go have already contacted the platform hello."
"Only you! I sent you a courier, but the person was not at home; I called you, but it was not connected all the year round; I couldn't find you on Weibo, I couldn't find you on QQ, if I didn't know that you and Director Jiang went out to play, would you still be there?" I really want to think that you have evaporated from the world!"
"I haven't had time to look at my phone these days, sorry, I will make it right next time!"
Juan Er accepted the criticism sincerely, but still asked curiously, "Right, which award have I been shortlisted for? Is it the Newcomer Anchor Award? Is there any bonus?"
"The Rookie Anchor Award?"
Xiang Shuai knocked on Juan Er's head bitterly, "Little fool, you are the best odd man award! Hurry up and have fun!"
"Best Stranger Award?"
Jiang Yun was confused at the first glance, "What is the Best Stranger Award for? Is there any bonus?"
...Well, this brain circuit is exactly the same as that of Juaner.
"It seems to be because some weird accidents often happen during my live broadcast."
Juan Er scratched his head, "The bonus seems to be calculated according to the share of the anchor's live broadcast income this month."
"Split? Is that more pay for more work?"
Jiang Yun asked casually, "Then how much bonus can you get this time?"
As soon as this was mentioned, Juan Er couldn't help lowering his head, "About two hundred..."
Jiang Yun: "..."
"Because my live broadcast time has basically been zero in the past two months."
Juan Er's head was getting lower and lower, almost like an ostrich, Jiang Yun wondered if he was going to get under the chair, "So there is no bonus, Shuai Shuai was also invited, but he is hardworking The anchor award, the prize money alone can earn tens of thousands..."
"...So, is this what you want to broadcast live in the car?"
Jiang Yun glanced expressionlessly at the mobile phone on the right side of the steering wheel, ignoring a large barrage of nympho floating over it, and picked up the little ostrich's ears, "Sit down, it's about to turn. Don't cry if you throw it out and bump your head, there are so many people."
[Juanjuan Genuine Mrs.]: Ahhh!This is love!This is love!Cried.
[I love economics]: Mom, what kind of spiral rainbow fairy love is this?I originally wanted to come over to see if there was a cat sucking, but I didn't expect to be given dog food...
[Sweet and sour pork tenderloin without vinegar]: Sit down obediently!Don't cry if you bump your head!AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmCome and see!
[Is the spicy pot delicious]: This love is beautiful!Lock it up for me, the key is handsome and swallowed, the lock melted into the bottom of the river [pen refill]
"???"
Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage while waiting for the traffic light, and immediately frowned, "You are such a messy fan, why are you still called Xiang Shuai Tunsuo?"
He paused, his expression was suddenly indescribable, and he said slowly, "Or is it that the anchor is already going to this point?"
The bullet screen is floating again hahaha:
[I'll swallow the key to the locked ginger roll]: The pure old man Jiang is so cute! [Cover face] While Juanjuan couldn't see, I secretly kissed Mr. Jiang and ran away~
[Professional eating chicken and lying down to win]: Catch the front!Juanjuan, there is someone here who wants to kiss your husband!
Behind is another row of hide-and-seek, so that people who don't know at first glance think it's a large-scale hide-and-seek scene.
With sharp ears and sharp eyes, he naturally saw the barrage of being caught alive. He coughed lightly, pretending to read Xiang Shuai's text message, and then cleared the barrage in the live broadcast room with one click, and then turned off the microphone again. closed.
"That's right, brother."
Juan Er checked again and saw the phone floating by, 'Why can't I hear the sound? ', and then I felt relieved, "You sent me to fight cats to participate in the anniversary celebration this time, so what about Blizzard?"
Jiang Yun didn't worry about it at all, and didn't think it was a problem, "Don't worry, I'll just let He Jun and the others bring Blizzard and Lingyou over by air."
Juan Er: "...air, air transport?"
Is he blind? ?
They chatted 'in full swing' here, and the barrage didn't stop for a moment.
[Angela Roast]: ? ? ?Why did Juan suddenly shut down the mic?
[Don't lie]: Maybe I have something private to tell the boss.
[Zhaoye White Jade Lion]: Hey~ Is the young couple talking about love? 360-degree rollover asking for translation by the master of lip language!
[Master Priest]: ... My aunt is deaf-mute, so I can read a little lip language, I don't know if I read it right... I feel that the three words that Juan Er said at the beginning seem to be 'that's right, brother' .
[I'm short of money and not short of love]: Brother? ! !
[Bamboo eats bamboo leaves]: Alright, sisters, this is no longer a beautiful love, this is colorful glazed emerald love, my god!I spiral up to the sky and explode.
The author has something to say: Today, a friend of mine told me that if it is not updated regularly, it will be broken.
I orz (knee hurts)
Then let's make an agreement, the same as before!Update on time at 12 o'clock every night!
You can read the content summary for the update amount of the day. If it is [End of Today], then there will be no more. If it is [First Update], there must be an update!The time for adding updates is uncertain~ I will send it after I finish coding, and it will drop randomly~ Are you happy? [Hold face]
Juan Er was speechless for a moment, and suddenly his delicate face flushed. He coughed twice, almost choking on his own saliva, "What are you talking about?"
He also deliberately took a photo of the sliding mirror door of the microwave oven, and finally came to a conclusion, "I bit it myself."
Bitten your own mouth like this?
Xiang Shuai showed a very suspicious look, but Juan Er's face was determined, so he couldn't continue pestering, "Yes, I'm here to announce the good news to you this time. Green Peacock's hydropower station has stopped working! Director Jiang please The lawyer secretly told us that the result of the second trial must be good news for the people!"
Juan Er's eyes lit up, and he was overjoyed, "Really?!"
This matter has been entangled for so long, and now the dust has finally settled, which can be regarded as rare good news.
"Yes."
Xiang Shuai suddenly smiled and breathed a sigh of relief, "Maybe there is some reason for this incident. My sister-in-law has also improved a lot recently. But we are afraid that she will be emotional, so my cousin will take her and the child next week. I have lived in N City for a while."
"Come to live in our community?"
Juan Er saw that Xiang Shuai nodded affirmatively, his eyes lit up, and the naive looks of those fluffy 'chicks' instantly appeared in his mind, and his heart suddenly felt itchy, "I really want to see the little peacock sooner."
The two were chatting happily, when Jiang Yun came back with a soy sauce bottle, his eyes were still a little wandering when he saw Xiang Shuai, "What are you eating tonight? I'll order you a takeaway, and I'll leave later gone."
Xiang Shuai squinted his eyes, his gaze flicked back and forth between the two of them.
“I want to eat cabbage and pork dumplings!”
The good news from Xiang Shuai finally revived Juan Er, "Brother, please order me two big boxes, I'm so hungry."
"There are 20 and 40 dumplings in a big box, can you really eat them?"
Seeing Juan Er nodded, Jiang Yun snorted softly, "Okay, I've already ordered it for you—no sesame oil or green onion."
"It's not too early now."
He raised his hand to look at his watch, although he wanted to hug Juan Er, but he restrained himself, "I have to go."
"That's right bro."
Juan Er suddenly called to him, "Are you going to deal with that blizzard?"
"Disposal?"
Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows, and said with a faint smile, "This is not called punishment, this is called handling—to be lenient when confessing and to be strict when resisting, if you really can't get anything out of his mouth, then let's slap him and break it up."
"..."
Juan Er was silent for a moment, judging from his expression, he seemed to be very unacceptable to the result, "Brother, can you... let me see him again?"
His brother raised his eyelids and looked at him coolly with his hands crossed over his chest. He didn't say yes or no, just to see if you can convince me.
Director Jiang is still very good at bluffing people when he is serious.
"I was almost bewitched by him before because I didn't know my own background. But now...you know the situation."
Juan Er swallowed his saliva, boldly fighting for a rare opportunity for himself, "If I can do it again, maybe I can get something out of his mouth... And! And won't you look at me?"
He raised his wet deer eyes, his slightly raised neck drew a beautiful arc, and his attitude seemed extremely sincere, "As long as you look at me, I won't be confused."
Xiang Shuai: "..."
Jiang Yun crossed his arms and looked at him for a while, before finally humming in a neutral voice, with a gentle but doting tone, "It's up to you."
After Chief Jiang left, Xiang Shuai couldn't help picking up his chin that fell on the ground.
It wasn't that he was scared when he saw Director Jiang, but that these two people were too weird. After talking for such a long paragraph just now, he didn't even have the space to say "Hello, Director Jiang".
"Juan Er, what did you say about your background just now?"
Xiang Shuai had question marks all over his face, he could understand every word the two of them said, but they were a bit confused when they were put together, "And Blizzard... Isn't he the wanted criminal?"
"Yes. He was arrested by us."
Juan Er gave a rough overview of their trip to Europe. At the end, Xiang Shuai was dumbfounded. He didn't expect his little friend to experience an adventure.
"As for my identity,"
There is a deep apology in the eyebrows and eyes, "I only found out recently that I am not... I can't explain it now. When I can figure it out one day, I will be the first to tell you !"
Fortunately, Xiang Shuai is not very interested in his secrets. For him, the original shape is just for the convenience of introducing his identity to others, "Okay, okay, my brain is not good, you can tell me now I might not be able to figure it out, so let’s talk about it after you smooth it out.”
"However," he changed the subject, and said pitifully, "You haven't started the live broadcast for almost half a month, and the person in charge of the platform has been unable to get through to you, and they have been directly called to my mobile phone."
"Oh, my phone has a whitelist, no wonder I've been receiving harassing calls from the system these days..."
Juan Er quickly released the phone number of the person in charge of the platform, "What are they looking for me for?"
I haven't touched the Doumao app for half a month, no matter whether it's the live broadcast room or Weibo, there is no trace of Juan's ears.
Juan Er, who has watched many live broadcasts, couldn't help feeling guilty.
"You still say!"
Xiang Shuai put his hands on his hips, pretending to be fierce, and said, "Don't you know? The 1st of next month will be the fifth anniversary of the Doumao app. In order to gain the popularity of the festival, they have set up a lot of awards to be awarded to the anchor. People, such as Best Popularity Award, Newcomer Anchor Award, Diligent Anchor Award... I have been sending invitations to anchors one after another half a month ago, and now the list has almost been finalized, and even those who cannot go have already contacted the platform hello."
"Only you! I sent you a courier, but the person was not at home; I called you, but it was not connected all the year round; I couldn't find you on Weibo, I couldn't find you on QQ, if I didn't know that you and Director Jiang went out to play, would you still be there?" I really want to think that you have evaporated from the world!"
"I haven't had time to look at my phone these days, sorry, I will make it right next time!"
Juan Er accepted the criticism sincerely, but still asked curiously, "Right, which award have I been shortlisted for? Is it the Newcomer Anchor Award? Is there any bonus?"
"The Rookie Anchor Award?"
Xiang Shuai knocked on Juan Er's head bitterly, "Little fool, you are the best odd man award! Hurry up and have fun!"
"Best Stranger Award?"
Jiang Yun was confused at the first glance, "What is the Best Stranger Award for? Is there any bonus?"
...Well, this brain circuit is exactly the same as that of Juaner.
"It seems to be because some weird accidents often happen during my live broadcast."
Juan Er scratched his head, "The bonus seems to be calculated according to the share of the anchor's live broadcast income this month."
"Split? Is that more pay for more work?"
Jiang Yun asked casually, "Then how much bonus can you get this time?"
As soon as this was mentioned, Juan Er couldn't help lowering his head, "About two hundred..."
Jiang Yun: "..."
"Because my live broadcast time has basically been zero in the past two months."
Juan Er's head was getting lower and lower, almost like an ostrich, Jiang Yun wondered if he was going to get under the chair, "So there is no bonus, Shuai Shuai was also invited, but he is hardworking The anchor award, the prize money alone can earn tens of thousands..."
"...So, is this what you want to broadcast live in the car?"
Jiang Yun glanced expressionlessly at the mobile phone on the right side of the steering wheel, ignoring a large barrage of nympho floating over it, and picked up the little ostrich's ears, "Sit down, it's about to turn. Don't cry if you throw it out and bump your head, there are so many people."
[Juanjuan Genuine Mrs.]: Ahhh!This is love!This is love!Cried.
[I love economics]: Mom, what kind of spiral rainbow fairy love is this?I originally wanted to come over to see if there was a cat sucking, but I didn't expect to be given dog food...
[Sweet and sour pork tenderloin without vinegar]: Sit down obediently!Don't cry if you bump your head!AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmCome and see!
[Is the spicy pot delicious]: This love is beautiful!Lock it up for me, the key is handsome and swallowed, the lock melted into the bottom of the river [pen refill]
"???"
Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage while waiting for the traffic light, and immediately frowned, "You are such a messy fan, why are you still called Xiang Shuai Tunsuo?"
He paused, his expression was suddenly indescribable, and he said slowly, "Or is it that the anchor is already going to this point?"
The bullet screen is floating again hahaha:
[I'll swallow the key to the locked ginger roll]: The pure old man Jiang is so cute! [Cover face] While Juanjuan couldn't see, I secretly kissed Mr. Jiang and ran away~
[Professional eating chicken and lying down to win]: Catch the front!Juanjuan, there is someone here who wants to kiss your husband!
Behind is another row of hide-and-seek, so that people who don't know at first glance think it's a large-scale hide-and-seek scene.
With sharp ears and sharp eyes, he naturally saw the barrage of being caught alive. He coughed lightly, pretending to read Xiang Shuai's text message, and then cleared the barrage in the live broadcast room with one click, and then turned off the microphone again. closed.
"That's right, brother."
Juan Er checked again and saw the phone floating by, 'Why can't I hear the sound? ', and then I felt relieved, "You sent me to fight cats to participate in the anniversary celebration this time, so what about Blizzard?"
Jiang Yun didn't worry about it at all, and didn't think it was a problem, "Don't worry, I'll just let He Jun and the others bring Blizzard and Lingyou over by air."
Juan Er: "...air, air transport?"
Is he blind? ?
They chatted 'in full swing' here, and the barrage didn't stop for a moment.
[Angela Roast]: ? ? ?Why did Juan suddenly shut down the mic?
[Don't lie]: Maybe I have something private to tell the boss.
[Zhaoye White Jade Lion]: Hey~ Is the young couple talking about love? 360-degree rollover asking for translation by the master of lip language!
[Master Priest]: ... My aunt is deaf-mute, so I can read a little lip language, I don't know if I read it right... I feel that the three words that Juan Er said at the beginning seem to be 'that's right, brother' .
[I'm short of money and not short of love]: Brother? ! !
[Bamboo eats bamboo leaves]: Alright, sisters, this is no longer a beautiful love, this is colorful glazed emerald love, my god!I spiral up to the sky and explode.
The author has something to say: Today, a friend of mine told me that if it is not updated regularly, it will be broken.
I orz (knee hurts)
Then let's make an agreement, the same as before!Update on time at 12 o'clock every night!
You can read the content summary for the update amount of the day. If it is [End of Today], then there will be no more. If it is [First Update], there must be an update!The time for adding updates is uncertain~ I will send it after I finish coding, and it will drop randomly~ Are you happy? [Hold face]
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