[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

I am a person who loves and hates clearly. As a reformed mental patient, I have done my best to save others. I can sacrifice my life for the happiness of others. Look at those suffering people. It breaks my heart to hear their wailing. Why is there always conflict in the world? Even though the incident in Iraq is not over, human beings start to kill each other. Now it is me, who will it be in the future?As a woman, I live in this world full of patriarchy. I just want freedom and equality. Why do you restrict even this little thing? The former Wonder Woman became the ambassador of the United Nations. It was because the group of men said that their clothes were revealing and they were withdrawn!

"Dangdang!" The judge stopped the nonsense of the woman below with two blows of the hammer.

"In any case, these tragedies are brought about by you."

"You are prejudiced! You insult women, and you insult the disabled!"

"Miss, according to the diagnosis of our court and the doctors from all parties, your body is very healthy, except that you have indigestion caused by overeating. Apart from your mental state, you are simply in good condition. Well, according to According to the law, you should be sentenced to life imprisonment."

As soon as I heard it, I was in a hurry, but Batman brought the big beauty who tied me up before, and her golden rope tied me up, so I couldn't use any abilities, and I would say whatever I wanted, Like a retard.

"Fart! I want to find my lawyer! You are violating human rights! America's freedom is gone! The American dream is over!! Sometimes I cry secretly at night because I can't control my emotions ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" !!"

Wonder Woman Diana took the other end of the rope, raised her eyebrows and said no, and tied me even tighter.

"You group ... !!! In fact, my favorite person is the big sister who tied me in the back, because the posture of her fighting is so beautiful !!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Realizing that he had said the wrong thing, he began to grit his teeth.

"It's okay, many people like Wonder Woman, and it happens that her lasso of truth can make people tell all the truth, so can you tell us, who are you?"

Seeing the judge say this to me, I finally couldn't control myself and started to run wild like a wild horse: "This is different!! You guys like a beautiful woman because of her appearance! But to measure a woman Whether she is beautiful or not has nothing to do with her looks!! Well it does, but what are you guys focusing on!! Boobs and more boobs!! Black Widow's porn/porn pics are all over the internet, you guys A group of men who think with their lower body only want to see which heroine looks better! The most men have slept/passed!! In the manga published, the heroine wears less and less! You guys only want to see tights with high slits !!Fxckus!! Let me tell you that I don’t care!! What I like is Diana’s firm and forward-looking eyes and a heart full of love and justice! It’s not like Batman in Gotham who started playing when his parents died A gothic mental patient! It’s not like Superman always looks like I’ll protect you even if you treat me too much, and it’s not like the Avengers, who are full of various personalities but always destroy the climax of the movie. Forced to be funny! Don’t TM compare Thor with her again! She is her! The Three Views are full of love, so there’s nothing wrong with that!! You bunch of maggots!! The United Nations is going to eat/poop! Go to Disney to watch the Avengers meeting The villain who sings nursery rhymes!!"

The courtroom fell silent.

Tony Stark in the auditorium coughed and stood up, walked around the dock, clapped his hands as he walked, then casually took off his sunglasses and said to Diana: "Oh, it looks like a beautiful lady, you Is her best friend, so I, the Iron Man of the Avengers, who is full of individualism and ruins the movie's climax, is going home to fuck with my girlfriend."

I saw him say this, and couldn't control himself even more, and shouted: "See, this is the individualism full of personality of the Avengers. He doesn't seem to care, but in fact he just wants to show everyone something. Getting angry and calling attention to him is just pretending to be B."

Diana behind her was stared at by everyone present. She felt a little embarrassed. It should be said that all the people present who were named were very embarrassed. Superman's inner os, no matter what this woman said, she would not stop him from protecting the earth and human beings. the way.

Batman, who came to the court as Bruce Wayne, was startled when he heard the woman say that his parents died. After listening to her words, he began to think about how she knew this information.

I gave up resisting the mantra lasso and started saying everything I had to say.

"CNN is fake news, Hillary is selling US resources, and ISIS is backed by the US government and Saudi Arabia, mainly the US! Because the US government needs these terrorists to go to the Middle East to disrupt those Muslims who are living a good life. Lin's homeland, so as to get the support of their oil and gold mines and the surrounding Arab countries who want each other to die because of different religious beliefs! They just want money, use it to fill up the group of greedy capitalists, and then get more The money to make weapons! If I remember correctly, you are now triumphantly reclaiming alien technology. Those who are richer than you are plundered, and those who are poorer than you are enslaved! And you Americans are still discussing racism and Captain America?! The continent of America is not for you white people at all!! White people slaughtered Indians and hung their scalps on trees to show off their victories and use them for money, and then trafficked black people to America, these shits are over It’s been hundreds of years and it’s not over yet! Your honor, do you think my matter is really so important? Why don’t you just think about how to manage America, which is starting to split its mind? How long will the government want to deceive these heroes? Speaking of the dire straits of foreign countries, a group of mentally retarded people are sent to die. Didn’t our government tell them that they went to the Middle East to shed blood, sweat, and even die for world peace, and what they got was a lie!! This is a joke! Bah!”

This passage was recorded by the Fox TV reporter who came to record it at that time, and it became a hot topic in the news.

It wasn't popular at first, but who knew that President Trump actually liked this news tweet!

Then the spokesperson started tweeting tiredly at night, clarifying that the president just slipped his hands.

In a few minutes, the president retweeted the spokesperson's tweet and replied, I never slipped my hands, she said very well.

Isn't this looking for trouble!

I gained the support of ultrafeminists and hippies who love thirsty hippies for my angry speeches. This group of mentally retarded people who are usually annoying finally came into play. Two annoying species started on the streets and squares of New York  □.

"She just told the truth! She is innocent!!"

"The US court discriminates against women!! She is a representative of women in the new era! If we don't let her go, our women who are fighting for women's rights will strip naked and// naked to protest!!"

When they made such a fuss, the eyes of the public instantly shifted from me to hippies and ultra-feminists. Two days later, the Animal Protection Society also joined in, because a survey said that this Asian woman has a lot of sewers My rat friends, those who love animals can't be bad.

In the minds of ordinary Americans, this group of people is obnoxious and retarded, but in my opinion, I may be saved again, although I am not any ultra-rightist, nor do I feel like a bad hippie, let alone love Animals, I just caught mice and ate them in the past few weeks. In order to avoid being chased by people, I put them in my mouth when I was hungry in the sewer. Well, it’s fine to be labeled as disabled, and it can be regarded as my gratitude to them for helping me this time.

And the mistakes I made don't deserve a life sentence at all! !What's wrong with me!Shouting and shouting one by one!Don't admit your mistakes!If you have the ability to kill me!Orcs are never slaves!

Wonder Woman: "You don't have to say it..."

I plopped on the ground, Diana's rope was still binding me, and I just rolled around on the floor, making popping noises.

It's actually because I'm so bored.

Now there are such interesting things going on outside, but I can't go anywhere, I can only watch the things that a few mentally handicapped groups do for me from the TV, Superman even reasoned with the Extreme Animal Protection Association, and the other party was a group of young girls The guy thought the fried chicken he ate was suicide. No matter how popular he was, those people would not listen to him. He felt that this group of people had problems with their brains, and there were a few people who went to Gotham to fuck. The people from the Animal Protection Association directly angered Poison Ivy. After the meeting between the extreme environmentalists and the Animal Protection Association, the two parties seemed to see enemies. The people from the Animal Protection Association first sang a song for Poison Ivy together. Awakening the love in her heart, as a result, Batman's workload increased significantly that day, and he had to call Nightwing to help.

All the hippies in the United States came to New York. They held open-air rock concerts on the grounds that it was the government's fault. They held illegal gatherings, and the police/police couldn't control them. Hurry up and go to one pile, and there will be another pile behind, just like zombies There is no end to it. The crowds in New York are not normal. There are hippies in one step, and a group of hippies in three steps. They start to vomit on the street. There is nothing the heroes can do. The mayor of New York said that everyone should be tolerant , embracing diversity, he allowed hippies a place to hold concerts.

Hollywood stars stood in line for the tolerant move of the New York mayor. They said that hippies are also a kind of American culture, and we should protect them. Then some reporters photographed the mayor of New York who went to Hawaii for vacation.

The poor who have no money to leave have to be baptized by hippies, extreme feminists and extreme animal protection associations every day. Because of the tacit approval of the government, the heroes can't do anything to those people, except of course those "illegal" heroes.

For example, Batman, he beat all the hippies who came to Gotham out of shit, and some Gotham citizens were upset by the hippie rock music, and some young ladies who lived alone went out with hunting/guns at night to catch hippies , Seeing one bang one after another, the Gotham police/police also bothered this group of people, and the tacit approval of the government, they just turned a blind eye to this kind of behavior.

Since talking about the judge in court, the judge decided to deal with my case another day, because I expressed my admiration for Wonder Woman in court, so I decided to let Wonder Woman guard me most of the time, which is also respect the human rights of prisoners.

But today, it was time for the X-Men to change shifts, and Diana's rope was replaced with a Batman-like cage. Professor X outside the cage looked at me solemnly.

Constantine left New York to find a way to unsummon, but he found nothing and lost a teammate. He returned to New York in a bad mood, only to find that his safe house was stolen, and Bee got into trouble again. The incarnation of Widowmaker said that the little girl named Beep broke into the safe house to cause damage, and took away the red wine in Constantine's bedroom, probably red wine.

Konstantin was startled, and hurried to his bedroom to see the torn sheets and the words written in blood on the roof of the bedroom. He was angry, and then he came to Widowmaker to say that the stolen red wine was placed The place.

Just under the bed.

The thing that was stolen was the alien he won from playing cards with the devil...

Because I am a psychic, I am not interested in aliens, so I threw it under the bed as soon as the freshness wears off...

"Why don't I know, are you even hiding it from me?" Widowmaker asked.

"It's not something important. I heard that Bee got into trouble again? She is simply troublesome. You said that I went to help her again and again, but she didn't yell at all, as if it should be, okay , she went to the United States because of me, but just a little bit..."

"Because she's crazy."

"You're right, she has a brain problem, so I... I'd better go and have a look, after all, she saved me once when she first came here..." Constantine reluctantly lit a cigarette.

When he knew why New York was destroyed, he just wanted to get out of America and go back to England.

alien?Mutations? Academy X flooded again?

wine?Vomit?

This TM has something to do with the alien that disappeared under my bed!

Why is Beep's hand so low!Damn, it seems to be leaving, but emotionally speaking, I still have to help her, I can't watch her kill herself...

I was locked in a cage and watched the beep with Professor X for 10 minutes. When I saw Constantine coming, I happily yelled: "Why did you come here? You made me miserable! Your red wine is What a bastard! Do you know how much influence you have had on Professor X?! He became paralyzed because of you! Get on your knees!"

Hearing the familiar voice say Qian Bian again, Constantine smiled: "I'm giving you prison food."

The author has something to say: Note: The villain of Marvel singing Disney nursery rhymes is Ultron. Let the owner of the restaurant kill the chicken, and say that the chicken is also a life, and hold candles and sing at the entrance of the restaurant, hahaha, it's so fucking stupid/disabled!

I also want to talk about extreme feminists, because of the existence of this kind of brain/damage, real feminists are also hacked by ordinary people. Women's rights are equal and not on the line. Those who are on the line are all life The loser came out to find a sense of presence.

The hippie meme is from South Park, which is a group of young people who talk empty words.

The confused chapter, in fact, I have been writing, that is, more than 100 words today and more than 100 words tomorrow, mainly because I have been a little busy recently, and I fell asleep like a dead pig after going home, eating and washing. It will be tricky, because the author’s main purpose of writing the article is to reduce stress, and to brew the emotion of writing the article. After all, I want to write an article that makes others laugh and relax. First, I need to read it and find it funny. It will be published, and I will probably have another chapter soon, because I am finally busy