[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

"What did you say?! Hippies are a disaster?!"

"You can't say that, that group of people and people from other associations held a rock concert in your name. It lasted for three days and three nights, and the traffic in New York was completely paralyzed..."

"Hush!!" I stretched out my finger impatiently to stop the professor from saying what he wanted to say next, and then asked, "Why are you telling me, it has nothing to do with me."

"Nothing, just peeked into your mind and found that you have a solution."

I do have a solution.

That's the only way to kill someone.

I said to Professor X heavily: "The tramp."

"Hobo? . . . " He repeated my words, and looked at my thoughts again.

Homeless, a horrible species, they don't need anything else, change is what keeps them alive, as long as someone gives them change, they will gather in that place, more and more, break into your life, Assimilate you, turn you into the same person who only needs change to live!

Professor X regretted asking that woman, he shouldn't think that she would have a solution just because he peeked at something in her mind, thinking so, Professor X was about to leave with his wheelchair.

I saw it, don't believe me?Homeless people are really stronger than hippies, and the infection rate is also high. If the bank confiscated their houses as mortgages, they would be invincible.

I quickly said: "Look, the government emphasizes diversity, and then they go to Hawaii for vacation, and leave the mess of these days to us poor/forced, of course not you superheroes, you are here The reason is not because you are poor/forced, but because you are evil, Professor Xavier, don’t look at me like that, look at you group of superheroes fighting against hippies these days, be fair, like the United States Captains and the like won’t kill ordinary citizens protected by the U.S. government. He can only educate them verbally. If those cancerous tumors could be educated verbally, their parents would have taken them home long ago, so I passed it. Tucker is the same, he is a bad guy, murderer, deadpool, mercenary, he sent me an email saying that he has killed hippies as high as a mountain, no matter how many they kill, they will continue to follow, write to me Please help him."

Professor X didn't want to spy on my mind anymore, so he decided to ask me verbally: "I asked you how to do it. It can be said that I have a brain twitch, but what are you doing so enthusiastically? What good is it for you? You are locked up now, no one wants to let You come out."

I clapped my hands after hearing this: "Hoho, look, it's like the Lord of the Rings, you hobbits seek the help of elves and Gandalf."

"I'm crazy to ask you, I asked other people to watch you." The professor muttered, this time he really left, he was going back to X Academy to help the students resist the group of ordinary people from various radical organizations up.

Due to the extreme shortage of guards, the heroes decided that it was Spider-Man who came to watch me this time.

Well, the renegade Peter Parker actually delivered it! !It's him who betrayed my information to the annoying Coulson, causing me to be wanted by the whole network, and finally fell to this point...

After he came, he kept telling me about how Uncle Ben educated him. What he meant was that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Let me tell you.

I couldn't take it anymore, so I said to him angrily: "Peter Parker, do you know what you look like in my eyes now? As soon as you speak, your mouth starts to spray shit, and it sprays all over my face."

Spiderman felt that he had fed the dog with all his good intentions, and what the other party said was so ugly, but after thinking about it, he decided to cheer up and continue to say to me: "It's okay, Deadpool is getting better now, I believe you will too. Yes, you are much better than him, and you see that you are not as evil as the criminals in Batman's Gotham City, you will become a good person!"

Isn’t this a big fool? I’ve never seen a person who lies and makes excuses to talk so badly. Deadpool complained to me some time ago that hippies can’t kill them no matter what.

"Peter Parker, don't you go out and help Iron Man and them?" I asked him.

Hearing my question, he became a little frustrated: "They all say that I am too young to face this kind of big scene. It's just some unruly people. I meet such guys every day. Why didn't they take me this time?"

I giggled, approached the edge of the cage, and stretched out a finger to hook him to come over.

Spider-Man came over stupidly.

"Let me tell you why, do you want to know?"

Peter Parker swallowed to express his desire to know.

I say, because hippies can mess with Oparty, men and women and men and women and men and women and so on.

Then I urged Peter Parker to open YouTube to watch a video of two women drinking a cup and a certain video of him cutting his own dick on a cutting board. I found him a video of rice underwear and American soldiers treating a native girl in Africa as sex.

Spider-Man started throwing up and touched the bars of the cage where I was trapped.

I have been planning a jailbreak plan for a long time, trying to destroy this cage in various ways. I found that the energy cycle of this cage is weak and strong, so I broke it when it was weakest, but because people have been watching I made it impossible for me to get out, and it happened that this time the superheroes came out and left Spider-Man in a place they thought was safe.

I broke through this cage, kicked over Peter Parker who was throwing up while holding his mobile phone and took all his money. Looking down from the top of the building, a group of black hippies occupied the main road.

I rushed downstairs, and quickly found two homeless men in a street full of trash cans, and handed them the change I took from Spiderman's pocket. In an instant, many homeless men came out of nowhere Surrounded me, they all reached out to ask me for change.

I took out another pile of small change and guided the group of homeless people to go out. Slowly, the number of homeless people began to outnumber the hippies. I knew the time had come, so I threw a handful of small change forward and told them: "Then A group of young people who hold rock music festivals, with a lot of change, are obviously very young but waste their lives on smoking/drinking/drinking/alcohol every day! Go! There are also a group of radical feminists and extreme animal protection associations, They are full of treasures! You have what you want! Go and get it!"

An army of hobos has joined the fray.

The Avengers, the police/police, and the well-meaning civilians who are fighting on the streets of New York are confused. What's going on? Why do so many homeless people suddenly appear? What are they going to do?Does the United States have a future? Let alone the government's fault.

The crowd overwhelmed them in an instant, and the Iron Man of the Avengers had to drag other flightless people to fly. The scene on the streets of New York at this time was like a buffalo crossing. Clothes, spitting and cursing: "You son of a bitch who doesn't know how to cherish the good times!"

People from the Extreme Animal Protection Association were beaten once to protect the chicken in her arms, and they were beaten to death in a short while. In order to promote their spirit, the extreme feminists ran naked/running into the streets, and all of them ended up with Tramps and hippies join the Oparty.

New York battle! !This is a war between unqualified civilians and heroes! !

I ran away from this panic scene and ran back to Adilai’s bakery. The street was like the German crystal night in the past. All the small shops opened by white people on the street were smashed. Adilai is a minority, so her shop was spared. It's difficult, and she is obviously worried about me these days. There is a large stack of newspapers at the door of the corridor, all of which are news about me. Adilai sorted them out and collected them. main entrance?

Then I pushed open the door of a bakery that hadn't been opened for a long time.

There is only a bald middle-aged Arab man with a big belly on the sofa in the house. He is watching TV and drinking juice, wearing only underwear all over his body. There is a child squatting on the ground beside him, probably a little girl. I also watch it. Can't tell if it's male or female.

After the man saw me, he happily put down the drink bottle and picked up the phone: "It's you, hee hee, it seems that I'm going to get rich, but you have been offered a lot of money, that bitch Adilai didn't expect that Really divorced me and lived with a woman..."

When I stepped forward, I slapped him with a big mouth: "Who are you calling cheap/people? Put your mouth clean, what if you eat/shit?"

The middle-aged man stood up angrily, he stretched out his hand to hit me, I kicked him to the ground, raised the sofa and threw it on him, while still asking loudly: "Where did Adile go!?"

He obviously hasn't convinced me yet. I don't know what kind of heart is out of him, but he can still say things that make me angry even though he is in a weak position.

"Because she was so filthy as a woman, I sent her to the true//Lord to purify her soul!! It's all your Americans' fault! Adelaide changed after she came to America! She doesn't Listen to me and take off the black hijab! I just hit her and she went to the police and divorced me, thinking she's second hand and wants to leave me to pursue happiness? This is what America taught her , she is already damned!"

Seeing what the man said while crying, I looked back at the child calmly, and then took off the black robe that the child was wearing.

The child has started to cry quietly, and his hands are clenched and trembling. This is a little girl with two braids, thick eyebrows and big eyes, very similar to Adile.

I looked back at the man and said, "What has she changed? She can even take me in, who just crawled out of the sewer, and give me food. How can you criticize her, a man who only yells loudly?" , the real damn person is you."

"What qualifications do you, an Asian without faith, have to say about me!" He was angry.

"Go to NM, faith has become your capital to show off!? Your Mu/Han/Mu/De told you to kill women?! You are a dog who can only eat/shit! You group of brains are empty fool!"

Then I used a substitute to kill this extreme religious person.

In front of that child.

The girl said her name was Abdul al-Rahman, which means servant of the merciful, and she was willing to follow me.

I knelt down and stroked her hair and said softly: "My dear, I will take you with me if you don't tell me. Your mother is the best person I have ever met."

We went to find Adilai's body. It was already rotting in the bathtub of the toilet, and the whole body was obviously swollen after being soaked in water for a long time. I took out the gasoline and set fire to her body. Herman, I grabbed a car and a big LCD TV and left New York for Gotham.

This time I learned the lesson and chose a very remote place to live in. I put on makeup and dyed my hair to transform myself into a bland Asian brunette woman. The first floor of this apartment is a large The laundry room is run by the apartment owner. Upstairs are the residents of this cheap apartment. The next door to me is a big young man with a tuft of white hair. He is in good shape. Most importantly, at night, His house is very quiet! !

After the heroes in New York cleaned up the mess, everyone discovered that the woman who was locked up was gone!

Spider-Man is still a child, seeing how he is clutching his stomach and turning blue, he must have been tortured enough, but Spider-Man still blames himself for this, he worked hard because of this incident, locked himself in the room to practice patience I watched countless disgusting videos, and even borrowed the legendary backdoor slut 99 from my classmates. Peter Parker finished watching this movie under the eyes of his classmates looking brave.

Then he found out.

Things that don’t work really don’t work! ! !

Beep's Wanted was reactivated.

Living in Gotham again, pretending to be gentle every day that does not match my real situation, looking lovingly at the man who lives next door to me, his name is Jason Todd, he said that his working hours are irregular, so as long as Go back to sleep or read a book when you are free. I didn’t expect this 180-plus strong man to be a literary youth. It’s pretty good. At first, I thought that if he had a rich nightlife like the previous Yeyi and irritated me, I would Just go to the landlord's back garden to shit/shit and plant it on him.

Jason Todd likes children, and Rahman often goes to him to play, and sometimes he brings back some delicious hot food. Rahman said that these are made by Jason, and I smiled again, My god, a muscular man likes children to cook and it's delicious. If it's a slender and beautiful boy, it's even better.

But Jason Todd is not a slender and beautiful boy, other than that, he is cute, so I decided to make friends with him.

The premise of being a good friend is to help him share his troubles, so I sometimes help him clean up the house, wash clothes, cook more meals for Rahman to send to him when he comes back, and knock on the door at night Help him with his wounds.

We became acquainted after going back and forth. Sometimes he would ask me what I do for a job, and I would say that I wrote articles for magazines. Sometimes when I went shopping or couldn’t resist going to an Internet cafe to be a keyboard warrior, he would Will also help take care of Rahman.

Until one time the three of us went to an amusement park and met Dick Grayson...

That day, I just came out of the jump machine and the rapids and played alone, and saw that Dick Grayson greeted Jason and called him Big Red...

Said it was my brother...

Fuck you, uncle, you two know each other! ! ! ! ?I need to play the jump machine again!

"I've always thought that you don't seem like someone who would come to this kind of place, Dahong, I didn't expect you to be quite cute."

"Shut up!" Jason said, feeling a little irritable after he said it, so as not to scare Rahman and Anna, his tone returned to calm: "Go away, Dick."

Anna is my current pseudonym, I chose it randomly because it was troublesome to name.

"Wow, don't get excited, it's just out of brother's concern for you, why don't you introduce me? I'm Dick Grayson, this guy's brother." Dick stretched out his hand to me.

I pretended to be shy and held his hand half-covering my face: "It's so soon to see the parents, oops, I'm so shy." Then I hid behind Jason.

Dick was taken aback, the woman's voice was so familiar.But it doesn't matter, he always thought that his irascible younger brother would die alone, but he didn't expect to have a companion now. It looks like an Asian, and the child he is carrying is from the Middle East. It should be adopted. It seems that he is a caring one. People, but will she accept Jason's special career...

Thinking of this, Dick stretched out his thumb and gestured: "Come on, Jason! I want to tell the good news to the family, my beautiful lady, I will hand over my younger brother to you, but you are so rude..."

Seeing them chatting more and more, I really feel ashamed to pretend to be a little woman. Obviously, my real thought in my heart is to kick Dick Grayson away, but I will be exposed, so I quickly covered my face and said He seemed uncomfortable and wanted to go to the haunted house, so he gave Rahman to Jason and left.

Jason thought it was because of Dick's words that made me unhappy, so he ignored Dick and followed me.

At this moment, my mood is very complicated...

...What a slim chance that the first good friend I made after coming to Gotham casually was Batman's adopted son.

Jason is a great friend, but he's Batman's adopted son, well, I need to choose between Batman's adopted son and a best friend.

Sure enough, freedom is important...

Jason he came over and hawed to me, told me not to mind what that guy Dick said.

I also thought about whether to say the word of breaking up the relationship.

It turned out that Jason said first: "How about we try?"

try what?

"That's right, that's... Forget it, it's nothing." The strong man turned his head away at this moment, probably because of embarrassment, his ears were red.

Rahman took our hands and returned home. I sat in the room and turned on the TV to watch the news. People from the Avengers and Justice League were still looking for me. Maybe even Batman would never have thought that I would come to Gotham Bar.

In the next time, I will wait for the Rubik's Cube that Deadpool said.

The author has something to say: Those who read my article must not search for the things that the heroine told the little spider to read.

Everyone knows Crystal Night, what happened in Germany during World War II.

Jason Todella came out to yo, and he weighed 200 pounds and asked you if you were afraid hahaha, although he looks good, he is actually a literary youth who lacks love in his heart

Do you believe that there are programs in Arab countries that teach people to beat their wives?I didn't believe it until I saw it...

The author, I have been attacked on the issue of belief, because I am an atheist, and I was attacked by Christianity and Islam/Islamic/Lan in station B.....

Having religious belief is not something that can make you superior to others. It is good to have no religious belief. Chinese people actually have their own beliefs, which are their ancestors. Let us learn from the precious things left by our ancestors, and we sing praises Great men are not written into myths, and gods are also made by humans. This is also a kind of belief.

It’s not that people of those two faiths are bad, there are good ones, I’ve lived for more than 20 years, and the kindest and best person I’ve ever met is a Muslim, because the family education is very strict, so many entertainment things are for To her, it’s a blank slate (although I’ve been swearing at people since I was in college for three years)

But religion is something that mainly serves people, and people can't fully immerse themselves in it, going from one extreme to another.