[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

Long after the battle between the superheroes in New York and the low-quality civilians, the Avengers are still the same. Under the pressure of the citizens, the mayor of New York immediately organized a team to clean up the homeless and Those young extremist people gave them back to their parents.

And I'm living incognito in Gotham with my best friend now, Jason Todd.

Yes, we live together.

Because I found one thing, that is, he is actually a very virtuous person. In fact, his room is not very messy, and he will go to the laundry room on the first floor to wash clothes on time, and the cooking is delicious. If you live together then I don't have to clean the room and take out the garbage!

Rahman was sent to Gotham Elementary School by him. I was afraid that she would be bullied by her classmates, so I secretly told her that if someone bullied her, she would squeeze jalapeño into their nostrils.

Jason Todd has a crush on someone he shouldn't.

He is the Red Hood, a man with a secret identity, he knows that he should not long for that warmth, he is already going to die, Jason Todd is already dead, and the only one who can live is the Red Hood.

However, the bond between people is something you don't want to have, isn't it?

Anna is so gentle and virtuous, she has given everything to her adopted daughter, and she is also interested in herself.

After Dick Grayson returned from the amusement park, he told Bruce Wayne about Jason, and the butler Alfred who was listening on the side happily said that there was finally someone in the family who could get married.

Bruce Wayne was worried that Jason would be cheated, and felt that as his adoptive father, he probably needed to take care of him, so on this day, he quietly came to Jason's current home.

After ringing the doorbell, the person who opened the door was Jason. He was wearing home clothes. When he saw Bruce coming, he said angrily, "Why are you here? I knew it was Dick with that big mouth. Does everyone know about it?"

Bruce looked into the room and saw a black-haired woman covering her face. It seemed that that was Jason's girlfriend.

"I just want to take a look. I can go back when I have time. Alfred misses you very much. Of course, we all miss you."

I watched this horrified scene, what's wrong with you, Batman, Batman, this kind of mutation has become tender, am I blind, no, no, no, what if someone as smart as Batman recognizes me.

So I kept covering my face.

I saw Jason and Batman arguing one-sidedly, and then wanted to close the door. Batman holding flowers was just shut out of the door. I was relieved when I saw it, and put my hands off my face. I couldn't bear it! Can't stop, Jason turned his head to look at me, and went straight into the back room without saying anything.

This... belated rebellious period?

Fearing that Batman hadn't left, I sneaked closer to the window and took a look down, and it turned out that my eyes met with the eyes of Bruce Wayne downstairs, and I had to close the curtains in a panic.

Am I going to run away now.

If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have taken advantage of it and brought Jason over to be my babysitter!

I'm sorry Rahman, you can stay with Jason in the future, anyway, his adoptive father is Batman, a super rich man, you will definitely live an enviable life in the enviable, luxurious and lustful N-generation life.

When I was thinking about how to run, Jason suddenly stood behind me, put his arms around me, put his head on my neck, and asked me what was wrong.

I suddenly blamed myself, Jason will be my nanny, cook, wash clothes and tidy up the house, do I really want to say something like breaking up the relationship?

But Batman has already come to the door, if he finds out, it means that the whole world will find me.

No, no, I can't say that kind of break-up.

Then let Jason decide.

I turned around, rubbed my face vigorously, and said to Jason: "Actually, I pretended all of this. This is not my real appearance. Now I decided to return to my original self. I went to the red/light/district to find a beautiful little girl." Sister, do you want to come with me?"

"Anna? Are you kidding me? Are you going to find Miss/Miss? What's wrong with you? It can't be because of Bruce Wayne, I have nothing to do with him anymore!"

I motioned for him to stop talking: "No, I hope you have something to do with him, after all Bruce Wayne is so rich."

When I said this, Jason froze.

"At first I wanted to make myself more normal, but who knew it would be impossible, I decided to return to my original self, I will come back later today, and I will leave it to you, Rahman," I said, leaving the sluggish Jason behind left the apartment.

The young ladies in the red/light/area are very enthusiastic. I found a girl who heard that she came to do this for my younger brother’s tuition. I handed her a large bottle of shampoo and makeup remover.

"Remove my makeup and sleep with you for one night. Oh, I want a man to hate me and break up with me. Do you think he will hate me to death if I do this?"

The woman who removed my makeup: "..."

Then I told the story of when Jason and I lived together, and also covered up about Batman's attitude towards me.

The woman finally spoke up: "So you did this because the other party's father doesn't like you?"

I knocked on the table: "Not only does he not like it, he wants to cut me into pieces! If he looks at it like that and calculates it, I will lose 10 years of life!"

"But you and your boyfriend love each other very much. From what you said, I think he should like you very much. When you see happiness, you should hold on tightly."

I laughed haha: "What kind of boyfriend, he is a good friend!"

"...But you live together."

"We just live together. He is proficient in washing clothes, cooking, and housework. The adoptive father is quite rich. I will give my adopted daughter to him. If he doesn't want it, give it to his adoptive father." , just in time for my adopted daughter to realize my unfulfilled dream.”

The woman then asked, "What dreams do you have?"

I replied loudly: "Being a rich N generation will lead a life of luxury and lust."

In this way, the next day I returned to my original appearance and returned home, still with white hair, wearing big slippers and sportswear, chewing gum and wearing big sunglasses. When I got home, I lay down on the sofa and watched TV.

Rahman went to school, Jason had just sent her back from school, and when he got home, he saw the woman who hadn't come back all night.

Embarrassed and angry.

Of course, Jason is the only one who has this emotion.

"Anna, what's wrong with you?"

I took off my sunglasses: "Huh? Nothing? Are you okay?"

Jason sat next to me emotionally, looked at me and asked, "Did someone say something to you?"

After hearing what he said, I immediately spit on the floor, and said to him with a sigh of relief: "Is this how familiar I am? I am a wanted criminal who is wanted all over the United States. , I not only want to spit on the ground, but I also want to go out to moles/molest women from good families!" Then he left again.

Jason, his big 180, stopped me. He wanted to talk to me. When I heard it, talk to me. I probably broke up with him. Just right, I don’t have to be this scumbag. The one I left was him.

We were sitting in the living room, he clenched his hands and looked at me for a long time, we were relatively speechless, and finally he spoke after I couldn't bear the silent environment.

"Actually, I'm Red Hood."

"I fought with the gangsters. In order to fulfill my own justice, I killed people because I felt that some bad people had to die."

"Actually, after hearing that you are not an ordinary person, I am a little happy. This way, I won't cause ordinary people to break into a world that shouldn't be broken into. You probably won't be killed by me. Let's be together."

Seeing his neurotic appearance, I couldn't turn my head around. His hand covered mine and he held it tightly. Fuck, I spit on the ground! I also went to the red/light/area to find the lady, have you watched TV programs, oh, the young people nowadays are all computer and mobile phones and can’t watch TV, so you don’t have to die What's the matter, I'm a hunting man! I'm the one who likes to insult others and post indecent photos of Captain America, which leads to being wanted by the whole network. After being discovered, I used my ability to suck up one-third of the green life force in New York. The streets of Gotham have been transformed into a Mad Max test base, because I like watching Mad Max so I watched it 100 times!!"

"Oh, I know, so you said you liked Wonder Woman and you're lesbian?"

Seeing his very ordinary appearance, what's the matter, your being so gentle doesn't match your image of a tough guy!

"The point is lesbians!? Why do you react like this!" This was different from what I expected, which caused me to lose control of my emotions in an instant, and I picked up the chair I was sitting on and was about to smash him: "Come and fight with me! Lao Tzu Going all out, meeting the Bat family is a bloody bad luck for me, come on, fight!"

Jason Todd nimbly dodged my chair attack, and dodged the microwave oven I threw, and said while dodging: "I knew it a long time ago, and Rahman told me a long time ago!"

I put down the table in my hand, pointed at Jason Todd, and questioned him: "You mean my adopted daughter is closer to you than me?!"

"I haven't betrayed you, I haven't told anyone, I can help you." He stretched out his hand, wanting to hold me, when he touched the back of my hand, he pulled me into his arms with force.

The script is wrong!

I looked up at him, his eyelashes swept across my cheeks, the breath of the two of them intertwined and I could feel each other, there was a common soapy smell on him, slowly, he moved his head closer to me, and kissed my mouth.

I was so scared that I pushed him away and shouted loudly: "What are you doing, man!? Aren't we good friends!!?"

Jason was also stunned: "But before...that is to say, you have always regarded me as a good friend?"

I wiped my lips and said as a matter of course: "Isn't this nonsense!"

"So you are so good to me because of your friendship?" He pulled his face down and became unhappy: "Are you kidding me?!"

I shrugged my shoulders: "You like me because I treat you well!? So you are such a casual man, I feel disillusioned all of a sudden, let's break up, I'm going to find something and find a way to go home, Rahman Here it is, anyway, your adoptive father is a super rich man, so it doesn’t matter to raise a child, oh yes, she is a Muslim, don’t show her the Bible and Qu/Ran, I want She's as much an atheist as I am."

"Rahman was talking to classmates some time ago, you don't know, you are such a bad woman."

Hearing Jason Todd talk about Rahman's performance at school, I stopped walking.

It turned out that Rahman really used the Mexican chili sauce I gave her. There was a male teacher in the school who liked to pet the little girl. Rahman poured chili sauce into the teacher's nostrils. Jason was called to school by the teacher. They felt there was something wrong with the way the family raised their children, especially when Rahman said her mother taught her the way.

I clapped my hands: "As expected of my adopted daughter, she has learned a lot with me."

Unknowingly, the two of us discussed more and more things about Rahman. I just sat on the sofa and did not leave. I would even pat Jason when I got excited.

When the alarm clock rang, I looked out at the sky and realized that it was time for Rahman School to dismiss.

Then we both went to pick up our kids from school as if nothing had happened.

Then I saw a scene at the gate, a few kids who were in a higher grade than Rahman were bullying her, pushing her around, I was anxious when I saw it, Jason was going to discipline those kids, I ha ha Stopped him with a smile, took off his jacket and put on his sportswear and shouted: "Kick the baby!" He stepped forward and kicked the bad boy who was the leader flying away like a football. After being kicked away, the child ran away crying and cursing in fear.

Jason observed my very excited expression with a serious expression, grabbed my hand and said to me: "You are too ruthless, don't do it next time, just let me come."

I grabbed Rahman into my arms, turned around and said to him indifferently: "This kind of child just needs to be beaten. Would you beat them as hard as I did? You wouldn't, because you are too kind, so Let me do it."

Jason frowned after hearing this.

We just walked on the road in silence, like a couple who have been married for 10 years and had to be together because of our children. I didn’t mean to hide it. I took off the hat and windbreaker that Jason brought me to hide me, and I wore red. Sportswear happily led Rahman on the street.

Not long after, a black car stopped in front of the two of us, and a thin but straight old man got down from it. He called Jason Master Jason.

Then Bruce Wayne rolled down the window and looked at him and me and said to both of us, "I want to talk to you guys."

I got into the car without saying a word, Jason was still standing still, he was probably thinking about how to escape, I saw him like that, got out of the car again, and a princess hugged him into the car.

Of course he struggled for a long time, probably because of male chauvinism, he felt a bit ashamed to be hugged by a woman princess, I observed Batman's luxury car, its movement, bumps, and iced wine, I didn't say anything Said to pick it up and blow on the bottle.

It really deserves to be something rich people drink, and it tastes good.

Jason had a stinky face, and Rahman was lying in his arms. I poured a glass of red wine for them: "Have a glass, you are the happiest when you are in a daze."

Bruce Wayne was sitting across from us, looking at the scene in front of him speechlessly, what is this! ?After this woman scourges New York, she scourges Gotham, and now she is scouring her adopted son. Jason was definitely deceived by her. Batman secretly made up his mind that he would never agree with the two of them.

I saw Bruce Wayne's facial paralysis as if he had facial muscle paralysis. I was afraid that he would be stuffed into a cage for me again. If he was caught again, the things that trapped me would be stronger and more troublesome than before, so I He said to Batman slightly flatteringly: "Boss, what's the matter with you? You see, I'm living a good life, so let me go."

"You will know when the time comes, Jason, stay at home today, Alfred has prepared your favorite food, and the others will come back today."

Alfred, who was the driver in front, continued after hearing the words: "Yes, Master Jason, it's great that you are back, I can finally display my cooking skills, and Master Bruce will never eat properly. If I can come back to live That's even better."

"...I'll finish my meal, and let's forget about staying," Jason said angrily.

When I heard that I was going to eat at Batman's house, I thought of the days when I was invited to a psychiatrist on the show. When Batman generously arranged for me to live in his house, the huge castle and the super delicious meal cooked by the old butler.

Immediately, I said excitedly: "Can I stay for one night, just for one night, I want to take a picture of me waking up in the mansion and send it to FB to pretend to be aggressive."

"Hey, you stay here, I'm leaving!" Jason reacted greatly when he heard my words, and I comforted him: "Why don't you come with me!? Please come with me! Without you, I wouldn't be here at all!" No way!" Jason, without you, Batman would definitely use his fighter jets to crush my body repeatedly.

Hurry up and enjoy while someone is connected.

Alfred, who was driving in front, coughed twice, and he said that it would be fine if I didn't yell loudly and pick my feet and teeth while eating.

Bruce Wayne was still paralyzed, looking at me with terrible eyes. Jason softened his emotions after listening to my words, and secretly took my hand, muttering: "That's it."

When I arrived at the destination, the big castle of Bruce Wayne, the butler opened the gate, and I was the first to rush in and roll around in the huge auditorium, and then I saw three pairs of shoes in front of me.

Look up, one is Nightwing Dick Grayson, and there's...another...  

"I'm Tim Drake, and this one next to me is Damian Wayne," one of the larger ones began to introduce himself, and I held his extended hand and couldn't help but speak out what was in my mind : "I don't know why I feel like an IT male nerd."

Embarrassed, Tim responded immediately: "Yeah, I'm really smart, but I'm not a nerd."

Damian also reached out his hand, and I skipped his hand and touched the top of his head.

"Hey! What are you doing!"

I touched the palm opened by him, and answered him dissatisfied: "Touch what's the matter, you won't be bald."

Dick said in front of the peacemaker, "It's okay, the baby bird is just a child, it's okay to touch it."

Bruce Wayne directly took Jason away to talk to him alone, leaving Dick to look after the others and the psycho.

Jason was taken directly to the study, and Bruce didn't beat around the bush, and asked him directly, "Why are you two together?"

"Why, the old bat still cares about me?"

"I don't care what you think, but I'm going to send her to Arkham, Jason, you don't know how dangerous her abilities are, and she has serious mental problems, and she can't control herself at all."

"I will watch her. You don't need to do anything. I have my own measure. Anyway, it's not now..."

I sent a stand-in to eavesdrop, showing an expression as if I had eaten shit. I was still listening to Dick Grayson's lecture in a trance. Up the nostrils of Damian and Dick Grayson.

Feeling humiliated, the boy finally couldn't control himself and started fighting with me.

The author has something to say: Why is Jason so nice to the heroine?

It was probably lowered.