[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

I don't know what the conflict between Jason and Batman is, what they want to do, the only thing I'm currently interested in is the little kid who punched me in the stomach.

"People like you should go to jail!"

When Dick heard Damian say this, he was afraid that he would anger the woman, so he stopped him: "Damian! Be quiet!"

"Blue Bird, who do you think you are to take care of me?" The little boy tore off the gentle disguise of a gentleman, revealing his already rebellious face.

Tim took out his phone and pretended to be busy, found an excuse and went back to his room, leaving Dick alone to educate Damian like a nanny.

"Listen to Damian, although I have no blood relationship with you, we are still a family, do you know, I'm telling you a joke, Damian is usually very good, probably because he is not feeling well today."

I snorted, "Okay, I accept your statement. In order to make Damian like me more, I decided to play the flute for you. I hope you can let go of Damian."

Dick was happy, he didn't know that more terrifying things were coming.

The woman took out a clarinet, put earplugs on Rahman and herself, first played a few times casually, and then she started to play a piece of music.

As the song crescendos, Dick and Damian feel their stomachs ache.

The two of them wanted to stop the playing and go to the bathroom first, but the woman was like a bard, summoning a pair of big rats to circle them, Dick could still hold back as an adult, but Damian was different , although he grew up in the League of Assassins before, his physical structure is still a little boy.

"What the hell do you want to do!! Get out of the way and let me go to the bathroom! My stomach!" Damian attacked me while clutching his stomach in pain, Dick was surrounded by big rats and wrapped up, my flute was getting louder and louder ring.

In the end, Damian had a tragedy. He pulled up his pants, and the dirty things flowed down his trousers.

The music stopped when Damian pulled his pants down, and I laughed at him, pointing at the dripping from his pants: "Oh my god! Look! There's a guy here who pulled his pants down hahahahaha! Now it's Didn’t I want to take you to the toilet to change into new underwear? Oh yes, there are also pants hahahahaha, who pulled the pants, it’s Damian~ la la la la ~ ohmy~”

Damian wanted to hit me, but he couldn't hit me now, as long as he moved, the contents of his pants would flow down his legs, such an embarrassing scene was watched by Dick and so many people, and then Alfred And Papa Bruce will know too, and so will Jason and that annoying Tim!Will Tim go tell the Teen Titans guys! !

Damian, who thought so, cried.

The kind who stood there covering his eyes and crying loudly.

Then, Batman appeared.

Everyone sat in the auditorium, and the long table separated me from the others. I was at one end and the others were at the other end. I wanted Rahman to sit with me, but Bruce Wayne directly He took the little girl's hand and walked past him.

It's like judging me! !

I was not happy: "Isn't it just pulling your pants? What's the matter? There are only three people present, and he can still jump off the building? He punched me hard in the stomach. I just let him have diarrhea in public." That's all."

Bruce Wayne held his forehead: "So Damian doesn't want to come out of the closet in his room now, and Dick has gone into the toilet and hasn't come out yet, if Alfred didn't knock on the door every 10 minutes, we would have thought he would die."

I looked at Jason behind him with a flushed face trying to laugh but serious, and I said to him, "It's not a big deal, is it Jason."

Jason coughed twice and began to play dead.

I looked at the nerd Tim again: "Actually, you all regret not seeing the live version, right? That kid has problems, and I'm helping you educate him! Look how good Rahman is!"

"This child regards you as a god. She also created a religion about you at school. For this reason, the teacher invited parents several times. Every time, Jason went there secretly, and she squeezed the students who resisted her in the nostrils." Chili sauce, is this the child you taught?" Bruce Wayne looked at me seriously and looked at me with terrible eyes: "You can't adopt a child, everything you educate is wrong, listen, the thing about you and Jason I won't agree."

When he finished speaking, a golden cage appeared under my feet and covered me.

"This is an improved version, stronger than the one you had before..."

Jason excitedly said to Batman: "Old Bat, you are cheating!!"

When I saw that I was caught again, I quickly acted obediently and begged for mercy: "Batman, believe me, I've really become better! Please give me a chance, everyone has a chance to be forgiven, I really I'm trying to get better! I beg this society not to give up on me! Me! I will pull Damian out of the closet! Trust me!"

Bruce Wayne looked at her so sincerely, and Jason also looked excited.

I'm going, can't it be true?Are these two really going to make it? !Or give it another chance?Batman thinks he should be crazy.

So Beep and Bruce Wayne went to the cabinet in Damian's room. Bruce really had nothing to do with his child. He didn't know how to be a role model for a child and a good father. If this woman cheated again, He really won't let her go.

result……

She made Bruce Wayne pull his pants down in front of the locker in his son's room! ! ! !

This TM is the solution? !

Jason covered his mouth and made a cross with his hands, and Tim went straight back to his room.

When Bruce Wayne's trousers were dripping with dirt, I pointed at Batman and laughed loudly: "My God! This adult actually pulled his pants!! Hahahaha, look at the pants! The scene just now is like a jet rocket launcher lol Haha, no! I feel like I'm going to die!"

Then, the door of the cabinet was quickly opened.

"What did you do to my dad!!" The teenager in black pajamas pounced on me like a tiger with sharp teeth and sharp teeth, and I gave the black-faced Batman a thumbs up, "Successful, he Come out, so you can stop catching me."

When the father and son met, they were stunned for a moment, they were all carved out of the same mold, and at the same time said the word with a dark face: "no!!"

What traps me this time is not a cage, but a bracelet that can't be taken off. With this, I can't use any abilities. According to Batman, this bracelet is Constantine and his ex-girlfriend. Zatanna made it just for me.

Oh hehe, Constantine is not dead yet.

The old butler, Alfred, held a mop and a bucket and calmly smiled strangely: "Hehehe."

Jason felt embarrassed, so he went to help Alfred clean the house, I don't know why, and he didn't do it, why would he feel embarrassed, and brought me along.

Then Bruce talked to me alone before dinner, roughly about how he and the Justice League helped me hide my whereabouts and live a good life. The reason why he wanted to do this was because the US government sent S.H.I.E.L.D. Me, turn me into a dog who can work for them, war, this will cause chaos in the world, and what those politicians want after all is just the money they get from selling weapons after launching the war.

I turned around and said I knew it, and he reminded me not to mess with Tony Stark again. Although Tony is very narcissistic, he is actually a good person.

I wonder, did I mess with Tony Stark?

Oh, by the way, before I was bored and went to an Internet cafe to be a keyboard warrior and scolded him.

"You spy on me?"

"Just found out."

This facial paralysis is simply perverted. I felt uncomfortable being stared at by him, and wanted to go back to Jason, but when I got up, he stopped me again, "One more thing, let Jason be happy."

I turned around and asked him in doubt, "Whether Jason is happy or not has nothing to do with me?"

He sighed, "Go away."

After eating super delicious and luxurious food, I wanted to go to the private theater of Batman’s house to watch a movie. I wanted to take Jason with me, and he agreed. Rahman was under the high surveillance of Bruce Wayne, and we went to the theater , Jason pointed to the Robin Hood CD and said it was good-looking, I waved my hand in disgust, took out my mobile phone, plugged it into the USB port and connected it to the audio-visual player, and called up Backdoor/Slut/Woman/99.

He doesn't know what a backdoor/slut is, I start playing the video and there's this huge, disgusting image.

"OMG, what is this!!!?" he screamed covering his face.

I wrapped the vomit bag I had prepared in advance: "See who can last till the end!"

He didn't let me watch it, so he covered my eyes, and even grabbed my phone to delete the little movie, but I refused to let him, and the two twisted together.

The plot on the huge screen progressed to the boxing scene. I hurriedly asked Jason to watch this curious scene. He didn’t want to watch it. He stretched out his hand and pulled my head. Our eyes met. Getting bigger, he kissed me.

It's the kind where lips touch lips, and it leaves my lips after a few seconds. His eyes are shining. Although there is a bunch of Shamat white hairs on his hair, I suddenly think he looks very good-looking.

Can not be done! !Your favorite should be the slender beautiful boy! !Think about the beautiful boys you have seen, what are they like, they are not 200-pound 180 strong men!

Obviously, Jason was waiting for my response. Seeing that I hadn't spoken for a long time, he lowered his head, and he didn't watch the movement on the screen no matter how loud it was, like a teenager.

Oh, this situation, let him die for other things.

I reached out and touched his body, he was obviously taken aback and accepted my touch, then I lifted his clothes and started kissing him.

He obviously thought I was going to do something and wanted to take my clothes off too, I stopped him, expressing that I liked one sided, and then I developed his backside.

Living is hard enough, why hesitate over such trivial matters.

Anyway, he is the one who took advantage of the subdivision, but he kissed my mouth.

After that, I settled down for a while and didn’t go out of the house very much. Rahman was sent to a famous private school in Gotham by them. It’s good to have a rich backstage. Keep an eye out for everything about New York.

Finally, the day Deadpool told me has come.

Jason restarted the career of the red hood. I can’t leave the house under the supervision of Batman. I can only go to Amazon to buy a drone when I’m bored. I drive it at night to spy on other people’s nightlife. Over time, I turned on Of course, I am wearing a mask, and no one knows who I really am.

At the moment when Loki knocked down the scepter and made everyone kneel down, a small flying thing slowly rose from the crowd. Loki didn't know what it was, and yelled at the drone, I Hiding at home and watching his mentally retarded appearance, he snickered, then turned on the microphone, and said to Loki: "You said you are Loki? Then you must have had sex with animals, right, hahaha, yes I am I heard you were adopted..."

Loki was furious, and he picked up the scepter and was about to shoot something like a laser at me. I manipulated the drone to avoid his attack, and said to him while hiding: "Oh, everyone, look, he is angry. So I'm right! No one loves you, poor boy."

"You despicable human!! I'm a god!"

While Loki was talking, a figure flashed, appeared behind my drone, and grabbed the body of the plane. He thought there was someone in the plane, so he asked me to get out of it, and then, with the intense rock music, Thank you Stark made his debut. He and Captain America quickly subdued Loki. Thank you Stark obviously saw me and grabbed my drone when I was about to slip away. Preventing his computer from being hacked by his artificial intelligence, I choked out and said, "Iron Man Tony Stark! Welcome to my live broadcast! I'm your number one fan!"

After being praised by this, Tony started to fart. He smiled and waved at the camera, and the comments under the live broadcast began to be brushed. I thought to get the drone back now, and Jason will probably go home soon. , if caught doing this with a drone I'm screwed.

Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door and looked at the clock hanging on the wall. He was half an hour earlier than usual this time!

Tony Stark is still holding my drone, and he won’t let go. Seeing that I don’t open the door, Jason has already decided to climb the window. Time is ticking, and I am angry at Tony Stark’s big face on the screen. Scolding: "Quick fuck let me go! Tony has a big shit!!"

"Hey, you bastard scolded me!"

"You fucking put me down, do you know how expensive a drone is for a civilian!"

He answered me indifferently: "It's okay, I can compensate you a thousand, and tell me your home address."

"Let me go! This is my private property! You young man with strong personal heroism!"

"Madam, you are probably a lady, have you watched the weird video of the court trial before, let me tell you, that is not the real me, she doesn't understand me, she doesn't say a few words, she is just a Self-righteous clown, you young people don't have to follow her lead."

"Let go of me quickly!! fuxk! I'm going to go offline now." The live broadcast stopped abruptly. In fact, it was Jason who broke through the window and entered the house. I quickly disconnected the drone's connection device and hid the controller. I managed to buy it secretly under the name of Rahman.

Jason came in through the window and saw that I was there, and he asked me why I didn't open the door for him.

I lay on the bed wearing huge headphones and pretended to be ignorant. When I saw him, I got up happily: "Sorry, I didn't hear it. I'm listening to the song. You also know that I can't leave the house. Bring me the music." Is there anything delicious? I'm going to starve to death, nothing happened outside, right?"

He took off his mask and sat on the sofa, "I don't know what happened in New York. I have nothing to do today, so I came back early. Rahman got an A in the quiz today."

I had a smile on my face, but I was actually scolding my mother in my heart. The drone I managed to get, just fell into the hands of Iron Man.

No, I feel bad.

I left the exhausted Jason, went to the guest room, picked up my electric guitar, turned on the live broadcast, and sang Tony's big shit is a B, Jason was wondering what I was doing at first, seeing that I was just playing the guitar That's all, I just lay down on my bed and started to sleep.

Tony Shi Dake is a B, Bitxh’s B, if you take other people’s things and don’t return them, money can turn ghosts around, a thousand and 1 can’t compare to my original one, ah~ Tony Shi Dake is a B ~ A rich man with strong self-awareness and lack of love is nothing without his armor, ah~ bitxh~bitxh~is—a—B! ! !

——Signed Tony Shit is a B

The author has something to say: the song sung by the female lead at the end pinched him was sung by Bretta’s ex-boyfriend in the Lost Wood Alliance, because the protagonists laughed at him for having small areolas, and he was also laughed at for writing a love letter to Bretta, hahahaha, that drama is super Funny, mainly because his areolas are really small hahaha

It is very hard for an author who has never had a relationship to write an emotional scene. The Cosmic Rubik’s Cube is about to come out. It’s time to let it go.

As a cheap hand, I read all the comments of the article. When the author was in my second year of junior high school, I wrote an article about Miura Haru becoming a sick and charming ghost and animal girl. It was the first serious serial article I wrote. At that time, the author I am so depressed, I feel sad every day and want to commit suicide, and I keep venting my negative energy. Sure enough, the article will convey energy... A group of young lolis are discussing how to kill people under my comment.. ...Now when I read it, I feel like a dog. If the author has any wrong views, don't take it too seriously when you read my article. I know that what I write is like shit, but young people The correct three views are much more important than the shit written by the author, don't learn from the heroine...