[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

Lying on the bed, thinking about how I want to win the Rubik's Cube, the bracelet on my hand can't be taken off at all. Constantine, this guy, can't see anyone at ordinary times.

I also became popular because I used a drone to face Rocky and sang Tony Stark is a B. Of course, I always wore a mask. No one knew who I was. People on the Internet only knew that I was a person with a look A very handsome cohabitant masked girl, probably pissed Tony Stark to death, hahaha, but when it comes to masks, I bought two. At that time, because I was addicted to Adventure Time, I went to Amazon to wholesale a box of Fen En and Jack mask, I like the dog Jack, so as long as the live broadcast is wearing Jack's mask, Jason is often pulled by me to wear the mask of the brave Finn, and sometimes I will paint him nail polish live, of course he is not Yes, at this time, as long as you coax him with a gentle tone like a baby, he will obey me. I also challenged him to eat canned herring dry. At that time, canned herring was very popular, so I want to rub Heat, everyone looks at canned herring to see people vomit into water arrow turtles. Unexpectedly, this guy Jason not only ate the canned fish dry, but also drank the soup. The food tasted much better, I covered my mouth and couldn't laugh or cry, and he wanted to kiss me with the mouth that ate canned herring...

Occasionally the two of us would watch bad movies together, such as Transformers vs. Nezha. When the Youtube homepage had some fans, people would often ask when we would get married.

How is it possible, it is impossible for me to get married, it is obviously a joke with Jason, if Jason is willing to play, I will play with him, anyway, I am also very boring, waiting for the Rubik’s Cube to come to the earth is very boring Yes, and how can a person fall in love with another person wholeheartedly within a few months, love songs are all about shit/fart.

Looking back on the good times of my life in the past 20 years... Well, it seems that there are not many good times. I was beaten all the time... No, I was very happy when I was blowing up the toilet, and seeing other people being deflated Sometimes, especially the feeling of kicking a stinky person into the quagmire, it makes people feel the happiest.

But that's all in the past.

I remembered that Aoi Nakamura, who was a time traveler like me, said a long time ago, "Where is our home?!"

You know, it's hard for me to praise the emotional liars of the Raiders group, especially her, but she said it well, where is our home.

Ever since my revenge, I have been confused. I want to live freely. I want to live a life where I will not be caught when I take off other people’s pants on the street, or I can swear casually in public without being caught. I look at life with malicious eyes, but the reality is always not as I wish, why can't I be more free, and I have to be watched by Batman again because of a fart, half-imprisoned, and I have to bring this terrible cripple Bracelet, my ability!my sword!My substitute and my flute are gone! !If I met an enemy, I might be raped/killed until my seven orifices bleed!

What the hell happened to my world!

……

This is indeed a question that requires careful consideration.

How about chopping off your hands.

Just do what I said, I went to the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife, and chopped off the left hand with the ring in it.

I need to use my ability to go to Loki to get the Rubik's Cube, and I must get my ability back. Let Batman do it himself/himself!I won't become anyone's lackey when I regain my abilities!

The bones of the hand are too hard, and this kind of household kitchen knife is not easy to cut. I cut it back and forth several times, and accidentally cut the artery in the hand, and the blood spurted out directly. The associated meat was directly pulled off.

I don’t have time to buffer the pain. The loss of blood is the countdown to my life. The next step is the bracelet on my right hand. I can’t hold the knife without one hand, so I just bite my teeth and bite them off. Tore his own wrist.

This pain, the pain of scratching my heart, can't be described in any words. The bracelet was mixed with my blood and saliva and fell on the floor. I closed my eyes and gritted my teeth. Let's go, I started to summon a substitute experimentally, and this time I succeeded.

Haha, Batman probably didn't expect me to do this, no, it should be said that he knew that there would be such a method. In his impression, I was a cowardly person who caused trouble everywhere like a child and then knelt down and begged for mercy.

Maybe he thought of this method, but I would not cut off my hands in his reasoning.

There are guns around the apartment house that are specially aimed at me. I need to be ready before I go out. I gave Jason a hair dryer some time ago and asked him to dismantle them for me, but the guns are made of magic, and they are also specially provided by Constantine. Science can't be solved. During the period, he secretly asked Deadpool for help. He thought that I was the same person who passed through the dimension wall like him, and helped me find the legendary ancient master. I don't know who it is, but I heard it is very powerful. Master Ancient One saw what was going to happen in the future, and she decided to do me a small favor, but she didn't say anything about what would happen in the future, and Deadpool didn't know either. My magic weapon to get help was a rusty fist Copper keys, the kind that drop slag.

Deadpool told me that this copper key will help me reduce the damage of magic to me.

We bought him dinner after we agreed to go out, and he said he just wanted to see a good show, like having Spider-Man have diarrhea while he was wandering between buildings.

I found the copper key and picked it up with my mouth. The smell of copper rust in my mouth was very pungent. I prayed in my heart that it would be so effective. I started to use a stand-in to try to absorb the vitality of the flowers and plants near the apartment. Because my hands lost too much blood, The pain was unbearable, the avatar was very weak, and the image presented was in a translucent state. I was very bad, so I absorbed all the detected vitality, no matter how big or small, and hurriedly created two hands.

After I finished absorbing the vitality of the flowers and land around the apartment, I touched the regrown hands and felt them, and the avatar also changed from translucent back to its original appearance. Holding it in my hand, this old weapon that I haven't used for a long time, is shining silver in my hand at this moment.

I took off the bloody pajamas, put on my tracksuit again, raised the Valkyrie sword, and with the copper key, I slashed towards the gate.

Just hearing a "bang", a huge explosion occurred in the apartment, and the smoke clouds rushed into the sky, forming a huge skeleton shape. The crowd stopped to watch, and saw that the flowers, plants and trees around the apartment were all withered, and the land was like coke, as if Burned by fire.

This magic is really powerful. If it weren't for the damage-reducing barrier formed by the copper key at the moment of explosion, I probably wouldn't have been hurt twice, but would have been disabled for life. Constantine is so cruel! , Have I offended him?

Immediately afterwards, the sequelae caused by the smoke of the magic bomb/bomb specifically targeting me began to attack, my whole body was paralyzed, and my mouth was drooling.

I covered my mouth and limped into a dark alley. While there were no vigilantes, I caught a few stray cats to heal my wounds, and took some clothes hanging on the clothes rack to wrap myself up again. In one go, with the flow of people and the siren of the ambulance, he quietly hid in the crowd.

When Batman found out about this, he was shocked but not surprised. He knew that this woman would always have some crooked ways to escape, but what he didn't expect was that this woman was not the coward he thought she was.

The on-site explosion/explosion center extracted two hands of a woman with the same DNA. In order to leave her own hands, she cut her hands, and her left hand had uneven knife wounds. At that time, a kitchen knife that had been chopped off was harvested at the scene.

The right hand seemed to be bitten off by something, and the teeth were printed as human teeth. The residual saliva DNA collected at the scene showed that it was the woman who bit off her right hand after her left hand was broken.

No one would do this kind of thing. It is very painful to cut off your hand, let alone bite your own hand with your teeth, which is simply impossible.

It seems that she still underestimated her willpower.

And when everyone held their breath and waited for the plot to unfold, the news TV stations in New York and Gotam were hacked by unknown hackers, and they broadcast content unrelated to the news at a uniform time.

The familiar Huntsman has once again returned to the public eye.

This time, she released all the psychopaths in Arkham, and said boldly that if her wish was not fulfilled, she would announce a shocking secret, which would trigger a world war.

First, she wants an appetizer.

That is, all people can access the Internet in an open and transparent way. Just enter their home address, and you can check what websites this person has visited.

The crowd panicked.

The people of the Avengers saw it, no, what are they going to do, and immediately decided to put Loki and Thor together first, and deal with the Huntsman first. Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. The Cosmic Rubik's Cube matter is the most important thing. Finding the Cosmic Rubik's Cube and catching a few such psychopaths is no problem.

Captain America was a little upset, "But the people outside are in panic, why do you care so much about the Rubik's Cube?"

"Captain, this is not something you should ask."

New York and Gotham are in chaos, everyone can freely check another person's Internet records, what they have said, it has really become transparent!What the Huntsman said is true!

"Who is sweetie! Why are you wearing my skirt and sending messages to another man! I have been your fucking wife for 5 years?!"

"Calm down dear! Calm down!"

"It would be better for everyone to die together!"

Squads began to appear on the street to hunt and kill the worshipers of Hunting Sao. If anyone was found to worship Hunting Sao and learn from her, they would be beaten up by those who had been sprayed.

The president is now devastated by the news of collusion with Russia promoted by the TV station, so he directly gives advice, or else build a wall to enclose New York and Gotham, which is close anyway.

The president's order caused a lot of waves. Hollywood stars all said that this is really a stupid policy, without human rights. The White House spokesperson said, then move Gotham next to Hollywood.

After this sentence was finished, no one spoke.

Of course, there are still a few who are dying, but they are all suppressed. It’s okay to let them shout beautiful words. After all, they can establish a positive image and increase their popularity, but if because of this kind of thing, Gotham is moved to Hollywood. ...Forget it, and what if the transparency of online information implicates them.

The Justice League discusses how to deal with countermeasures. Because of the transparency of online information, many people have chosen to commit suicide, and the government/government and other forces are robbing people. It is for that magical power that Magneto has publicly expressed its hope. Huntsman joined them, Professor X was ready to fight again, the red hood Jason Todd went crazy to find his Anna, he was unwilling to cooperate with Batman, and went to find that with his comrades woman.

But nothing was found, this woman seemed to have never come from this world, there was no trace of any kind, except for the disasters she caused and the people she killed, there was nothing.

Jason once asked her, and she said that she has no name, and calls herself Beep, which is like a code name and has no other meaning, because the real name will be heard by others, so it is convenient to call it Beep alright.

But she is Anna, what happened to her, what is the purpose of doing all this, no one knows, go home, where can she go back, the person who loves her is here, isn't this home.

Rahman regarded her as his god, but she was not.

If she can come back, really come back, as a good person...

Gotham and New York are surrounded by a huge wall, like a huge Great Wall. The mayors of the surrounding cities specially invited the Chinese to build it. They also made a special request that it must be exactly the same as the Great Wall. It is best to stop the group of criminals And 100% transparent online records.

The villains in Gotham quit, led by the gangsters, their business is often fluid, without outside traffic, the whole city is surrounded and still do a P business, selling □□, just in Gotham New York?

The clown, known as the prince of crime, said that it doesn't matter where he is, as long as Batman is there, the criminals cheered happily, and then he was captured back to Arkham by the Justice League and the Avengers.

The two gangs of heroes were so busy that the X-Men also started looking for Huntsman because of Magneto's words, and they wanted to find her before Magneto.

And I, the instigator, dressed as a tramp, sat in New York Square every day, watching the chaotic crowd, looking for an opportunity to find Loki and get the Rubik's Cube when the Avengers were not there.

When the Avengers and the Justice League were fighting to capture all the prisoners in Arkham, I sneaked into the Avengers Mansion and found Loki who was with Thor.

He saw me stunned for a moment, then smiled slightly, "I didn't expect you to come to me."

I directly smashed the device that shut him down, and Thor, the God of Thunder, got angry when he saw me, probably because he was once taught a lesson by his parents for letting him go back to Asgard Naked/Running because he ate my fried/chicken. pause.

Thor directly summoned Thunder without saying a word. I grabbed Loki with both hands and used him as my shield. He was weaker than me and couldn't resist me at all. The invisibility technique didn't work on my substitute.

I dodged Thor's lightning, turned over and slapped Loki with a big mouth, and asked, "Where is the Cosmic Rubik's Cube!!"

Loki reached out and touched his slapped face, his eyes were full of violence, but unable to resist me, he could only choose to answer my question.

"Not in my hands."

"Where is that, I want you to take me to find it."

At this time Thor came online, the red cloak fluttered with the wind, he raised his hammer and slammed it to the ground. I tied Loki with a rope, jumped from the Avengers Building, just landed on the inflatable advertisement, took out my little bunny, and took Loki to find the Rubik's Cube.

Thor was chasing after me, firing discharges while flying, and shouting, "Let go of my brother! You witch!"

Lightning suddenly hit the tires of my disco, a skid, and I tumbled off the car.

"Can't you just pretend you didn't see anything!?" I yelled angrily, "Get the hell out of here, you naked/running man!!"

Loki was thrown for a while, and after hearing what I said, he secretly smiled, and I happened to see it, and I pointed at him and said to Thor: "See, your brother thinks you are ridiculous Oh, by the way, it's not your brother, Loki is a weapon left by Odin to deal with ice giants, I have to say that your father is too cruel."

After hearing this, Rocky started to gnash his teeth at me: "Shut up!"

Thor responded, "Yes, shut up, you don't need a mortal who knows nothing about my dad to comment on it."

Then I took out the Valkyrie sword and pushed Loki away, and Thor and I staged a full-scale martial arts fight in New York Square, his hammer was full of energy, I absorbed it for healing, the sky was lightning and thunder, and I controlled the double ability Start creating life, as long as I can stop Thor from bothering me again.

"Come out! Life!!" Pointing to the sky with Thor's thunder and lightning, the sky gradually began to gather dark clouds, the sun was looming, and piles of poisonous snakes and mice burst out of the center of New York Square. The body is colorful and poisonous, and the mouse is not a complete mouse, but a very rare "rat king". The tails of the huge mice are intertwined and squeezed into a big piece of meat. The mice have to fight each other in order to move forward. Contain each other and roll forward.

The poisonous snakes and mice ran around. At this time, I blew the brown note. Thor fell from mid-air after hearing the sound of the flute, and fell between the poisonous snakes and mice. The creatures were frightened and began to lose control of their emotions and fight each other. Accidentally let Thor's hammer fall out of his hand, and was bitten by a poisonous snake again, and his mind began to lose consciousness.

I found a chance to take Loki out of the New York Center, and followed him to find the warehouse where he and the people under his control were located. I left Loki excitedly and walked directly to the place with blue light, which was a square shining with light I can feel a steady stream of vitality coming from it, which has more energy than Thor's hammer.

When I reached out to touch that thing, I suddenly saw a scene, it was an alien, an alien with gloves on, he obviously saw me too, the scene around me became a strange scene, the throne and the sky Ruins of nothing.

"It's you, one day I will kill you and perish with the earth."

After the alien said this, I came back to my senses and found that behind me was Loki who picked up the magic stick and poked me on the back. He poked me several times like a mentally retarded person. Rubik's Cube, as a result, flashed again, a beautiful but lifeless woman, she stretched out her hand to me, I held it, she asked me what I like the most, I replied that the current favorite is PS4, but XBOX is also fine.

Then, the Rubik's Cube disappeared.

Loki is in a hurry, can this thing just disappear or disappear? !What to do now!

"Where did you hide it!!?"

"do not know."

"Hateful and vile/low court people!"

At the same time, the tycoons headed by Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark finally persuaded the mayors of the surrounding cities to tear down the Great Wall, and used black technology to destroy the virus software that can query anyone's online information, and restored the world's peace .

Hawkeye returned to normal and found himself in an abandoned warehouse.

And that annoying Loki, the legendary god, was choking a white-haired woman.

"Where did the Cosmic Rubik's Cube go!!!"

"I don't fucking know! Let me go! Let go! Do you hear me! Don't you think I'm not sad!?"

"Damn stupid atrium people!"

"It's not my fault, let go of the hand that is holding my neck, didn't you/mother teach you not to touch girls' necks casually?"

"You are the scourge! You are maggots!"

"You actually scolded me? Did you think I wouldn't scold people? Haven't you heard of Huntsman!? I wish you dear/mother hang/tree, bibimbap with ashes! Funeral banquet roasting corpses, coffin surfing, funeral rock, mourning hall filming !!!”

Hawkeye: These two are crazy.

The author has something to say: I have no inspiration recently, I am probably crazy, I applied for the list, and I need to think about the next plot, or I will be in pain when the list is announced next Thursday... .