[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

This is very embarrassing.

Luo Jifei said that I stole the Rubik's Cube from the universe, but I didn't take it at all!I want it very much too!

The current situation is like being touched by an old lady as an innocent elementary school student.

Loki proposed to join hands with me to transform the earth. He said that the queen would let me be his right-hand man. I said it again helplessly, and I really didn't take it.

The eagle-eyed detective who was watching sneaked away. He wanted to go back and tell the Avengers about it. Loki had to hypnotize him with his magic stick again.

Faced with this embarrassing and serious scene, I decided to make a joke to lighten the atmosphere, "It was just a lifeless woman asking me what I like the most, I answered PS4 and XBOX, and then the Rubik's Cube disappeared, I can't be fooled by this woman Go inside the game console, hahaha, although there is chaos outside, I just saw on my mobile phone that the supermarkets in these two cities have decided to hold Black Friday as usual, and everything is 2% off, and now everyone is discussing about Black Friday Things, people are really forgetful."

"Damn it, damn it! Why are you okay, why can't you be controlled by magic!?"

"Since the Rubik's Cube is missing, I think I should leave, oh, I won't destroy your villain's image, I will push all the things I do to you, and say that you asked me to do it." When After I finished saying this, I left Loki standing angrily in the garage alone.

Immediately afterwards, I turned myself in, found the Avengers and the Justice League, and said that Loki forced me to do all this. He said that the Rubik's Cube would help me go home, but he lied to me, and I don't want to go on like this anymore.

Obviously superheroes don't believe me, but ordinary people do!

I hired a lawyer whose father is a justice to file a lawsuit for me. I apologized publicly on TV, and put on black clothes to create a feeling that I am really miserable. I am much more sincere than Zhou Ziyu , I don’t need manuscripts, all of them are played on the spot. First let the lawyer tell about my unfortunate childhood, then talk about my mental problems, and finally talk about how happy I am living with my boyfriend now, and I want to live a good life. Kei stimulated my nerves, and I confessed to Jason, my boyfriend, in front of the camera in court, telling that that period of time was my happiest, even if I was busy with work, it didn't matter if I didn't accompany me, as long as there is love, OK.

Everyone was moved by the spirit of my prodigal son, and sentenced me to release in court. After that, I gave all the money I took from Jason's house to my lawyer. The other party said that he could come to him again next time. Gave me a card of his.

The superheroes were not convinced, and Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark couldn't reverse the court's decision, so they had to admit it, but it doesn't mean that I will be fine afterwards.

Thor, the god of thunder, heard that I was terrified that day. Countless poisonous snakes and mice only attacked him, and all of them were created out of thin air by me. This is equivalent to creating life. He asked his friends of the Avengers to help him catch Loki, he went back to Asgard by himself.

The Hulk finally healed after such a long time. He never dared to eat fried chicken again. He developed the antidote to the alien virus despite his illness. Constantine provided a lot of information. He put in a lot of effort on Constantine, probably because he felt guilty that he, the guardian, had not fulfilled his due role.

Nobody knows, that alien is Constantine's thing...

Batman completely banned Jason and Bee's communication. Jason heard what she said in the live TV court that day, and rationally he thought that this could not go on. This relationship is simply suffering, but thinking of Rahman and Anna In the past, he wanted to trust her again.

Depressed, Bruce Wayne finds his friend Tony Stark, who is also a rich man, to discuss what to do if the child seems to be cheated by a bad woman.

Tony directly came to the conclusion that the head was probably lowered, you should find a magician to see it.

Bruce's eldest adopted son, Dick, said that this is probably because Jason received too little family care, and with the help of his family, he would not be like this.

Ask Tim, the smartest Robin, he agrees with Dick in a perfunctory way, and his tone is obviously perfunctory.

Damian, Damian forget it, he is very happy to see Jason in trouble now.

So, be more concerned about Jason from now on?But I am embarrassed what to do, entangled.

At this time, I was lying on the sofa in a separate suite in the Stark Tower, and there was a black man sitting opposite, with only one eye, who had been BBing endlessly since he entered the door. I thought his rap was so good that I couldn’t help standing He got up and applauded, he became vigilant, he didn't understand why I applauded, I said that your rap is so good, it would be better if there is some rhythm and electronic music.

Nick Fury felt as if he was humiliated.

Next, no matter what he said, he would be interrupted, and the woman on the other side cheered excitedly, and it was almost impossible to communicate. Nick Fury was furious, and he slapped the table to make the other party stop this weird behavior. The person facing him used a huge Fart replied him.

That's the end of their conversation.

Agent Coulson reminds Nick Fury that she seems to be a lesbian, likes beautiful women, once confessed to Wonder Woman, and went to the red/light/area full of prostitutes to spend the night alone.

Without hesitation, S.H.I.E.L.D. sent Black Widow and Wonder Woman from the Justice League.

He wants to know where Loki is. It should be said that he wants to know where the Rubik's Cube has gone. The Hawkeye agent is still missing, and there is no clue about Loki at all. According to the information provided by this woman before, they went to the garage, where Empty, except household rubbish which is rubbish.

When I saw two beauties coming in front of me, I sat up directly from the sofa. Who doesn’t like beauties? The biggest difference between men and women is that women don’t care about beautiful people of the same sex when their own interests are not involved. Will be stingy with praise.

I looked excitedly at Diana and the Black Widow who came in, and saw that Diana took out the lasso of truth and was about to put it on me. I quickly stopped my eyes attracted by the beauty and hid them. What if I told the truth, I told a bunch of lies in order to get rid of the crime.

"It's okay if you don't want to, but you must tell us the truth."

"I have the right to remain silent, and this is America, and I want to exercise the right to remain silent."

After the black widow saw me like this, she smiled and said to me: "Don't you want to see Rahman again? Now she is with Jason Todd, you are a family, a family without blood, How sweet."

Um?Emotional card?

I replied calmly: "I am very relieved that Rahman is with Jason. Although Jason has the potential to be a scumbag, he is very good to children."

Diana was puzzled: "But I heard from Bruce that you and Jason are very good friends. Jason has been looking for you during the time you caused your disappearance. He..."

"Oh, shut up quickly, how can you, a super beautiful woman, a big winner in life, understand my idea of ​​seeing through the world loser, you don't know it yet, I heard Deadpool say that Jason had a first love when he was in the League of Assassins, But he doesn't believe in others, let girls go through life and death for him, and he beats others, it looks good now, and he will definitely beat women in the future!"

Black Widow interrupted me: "Wait a minute, listen to Deadpool? Girl, Deadpool is notoriously troubled with his head."

I didn't take it seriously: "He's fine. These are the editorial departments he helped me ask. Although Marvel and DC are not the same company, cartoonists still use each other interchangeably."

After hearing this, Diana began to stroke my head lovingly and kindly: "Poor child."

Black Widow wants Diana to use her magic weapon to make people tell the truth. I suggest that it is okay, but let me meet Rahman and talk.

They agreed.

After knowing this request, Bruce directly refused, there was no room for negotiation.

But it’s useless for him to refuse. Both Rahman and Jason want to see Bee. Since Jason was forcibly brought home by him to feel the love of his family, the number of times he swears has decreased significantly, and the number of times he discusses that woman has also gradually decreased. If we meet now, it will probably help Jason return to his previous appearance again.

I was lying on the sofa eating the new potato chips that SHIELD employees bought me, waiting for the person I wanted to see, and finally, the door opened.

I saw Rahman running towards me wearing Twilight fans' clothes, with the big heads of the hero and heroine printed on it, I was so scared that I avoided her hug, pushed her aside, and looked at the standing The big Jason at the door asked, "What the hell is she wearing?"

"Huh? Oh, that's a movie she likes very much recently, and she bought a lot of peripherals and novels for it."

I was furious: "You don't care about it, what's wrong with Twilight, what if she turns into a bitch who only knows how to fall in love with men?! Will she still like Jia when she gets older? Stinbieber? Give me a good shot, now, Rahman! Get out! Go to the door and stand! Let me think about what I want to like!" I pointed to the door, Rahman Frustrated, he turned back and left the room.

Jason came and sat down beside my sofa. He thought I was too strict just now, and said he heard what I said on TV.

"That's what I want to talk about, Jason." I said to him, "I think it's better for us to separate, Rahman, take it and raise it, you will be a good father, or Bruce Way Well, that's okay, after all, he is a super rich man, so that's it, goodbye."

He froze for a moment, then asked, "Why?"

I patted him, and said to him in a knowing tone: "Forget it Jason, love games are of course interesting, but I don't want to play now, it's better to say that I can't play anymore, you superheroes Changing girlfriends is like drinking water. As long as it is comics or movies or cartoons, there will always be a woman who will fall in love with you. I find it very boring. The plot is too old-fashioned. Obscene props, do you understand what I mean? Also, I've heard Deadpool tell you about your first love with me. I don't think a man who can beat a girl who likes him is trustworthy. You You're just a scum, no, it should be said that you are a scumbag who lacks love, self-righteously understands everything around you, Anna is the name I hate the most, because that's what I picked up casually, and the reason why I called it just because of the mouth Forget it, and I don’t like men with impure relationship history. I won’t look for superheroes like you. Your private life is too messy. I heard that something almost happened between you and Damian’s mother, right? You just Just look for anyone in your circle, all kinds of matching are annoying to me, so you better stop raising Rahman, and send it to your adoptive father Batman, anyway, he is super rich."

Jason showed a painful expression after hearing this. I thought it was nothing to be painful, and comforted him: "We can continue to be acquaintances. If you want, strangers are not allowed, but physical contact is still counted." Now, it takes two people to be happy, you are just an illusion to me."

He stood up excitedly, overturned the table in front of me, shouted: "No!!!" Then he stretched out his hand on the sofa and thumped me, and asked: "Why do you do this? You do this because you hate Batman What about me, I don't have anything to do with Batman anymore!"

"What are you talking about, of course not, I just simply feel that superhero boyfriends are not suitable for me, and I have expressed my thoughts on your superhero private lives. Everyone is a healthy and vigorous adult, but brother, I really can't accept it. Now that the situation is calm, I will explain it to you. It will save you every day as if someone lowered your head, so talk to your family more Let’s wait, think about how life should go, instead of beating criminals in American cities like Batman with the second disease, it’s better to go abroad to help those people who have fallen into war because of the greed of the United States, by the way, This time I was brought over by S.H.I.E.L.D., they should also be thinking about making weapons."

My conversation with Jason was all recorded by the tape recorder. Tony Stark was eating a hamburger and commenting on every word the woman said: "What a poisonous woman, but that's okay, the boy is finally freed from the curse , applaud him."

Dr. Connor, who had recovered, also said: "Except for rich people like Tony, when did we change our girlfriends like drinking plain water?"

Captain America: "The government wants to use superpowers to make weapons? What are they going to do?!"

Black Widow: "Probably I'm going to stop them, otherwise it won't be good to fight."

Jason walked around the room angrily, and would ask me questions from time to time. For example, I did that to him at the movie theater.

"Brother, you looked like a slut with hair/spring at that time. I don't regret anything you did. Anyway, I saw you screaming loudly when I was behind you. It should be cool."

"Then you create a home atmosphere for me every day, and you smash the wall between the two of us into an apartment, sleep on the same bed, have dinner together, and go to the amusement park..."

"Well... About this, at that time, because you were so good at housework, I wanted to make friends with you and let you be my nanny to help me clean up the house and cook. Now it's unnecessary, so it doesn't matter if I tell you , I’ve finished what I should say, you can go now, I’m going to seriously play with my phone.”

Red Hood Jason just fell out of love so suddenly. Before the breakup, the other party said a lot of outrageous things. He never did the things that Bee said. He did do stupid things when he was in the League of Assassins, but what? He didn't know about Thalia, Xinghuo and the like, and the other party also said that Deadpool told her everything.

Deadpool, he had heard of it, was well-known among mercenaries, with an immortal body, a disfigured face under the mask, talkative, and crazy.

It was because of him that my girlfriend broke up with me!

Jason left aggressively.

After Jason left, the people from S.H.I.E.L.D. said that my mental state was not very good. They decided to let me take it easy. Regarding the Black Friday event in the big shopping mall, let’s see if there is anything unusual about the game console that will be released soon. After all, the disappearance of the Rubik’s Cube may have something to do with what I said with that gray woman.

Loki's whereabouts are still unknown, and he is probably in a wait-and-see state.

I registered a new FB account with a smile, and began to spread rumors on the Internet. Loki's JJ is only 3 cm, and he is a gay guy. When he sees someone, he wants to have sex. That's how those strange creatures in mythology come from. How can they be vicious? , During this period, I was reported to have blocked my account three times, so I had to re-register the account.

But this method worked. Sure enough, Loki was lured out. He talked to me through magic, and scolded my tricks. I secretly told him my proposal and asked him to go to the mall to find the released game console. To the Rubik's Cube, if Loki really finds it, I will snatch it back from him.

Loki immediately refused, and said with a smile, I won't.

Seeing that he didn't take the bait, I said discouragedly: "Well, whatever you want, get out, you promiscuous/sexy man, it's really dirty in my eyes, you don't even let the horse go, oh my god."

Loki just didn’t get out, he couldn’t take pictures of him with his phantom monitor and recording device, he boldly entered and exited my room, sometimes sat aside and asked me where the Rubik’s Cube went, sometimes he just scolded me, The vocabulary is extremely small, like a mentally retarded.

And Jason still comes to me from time to time, just to chat, Batman Bruce Wayne also came, he said that I have exhausted all his patience, especially hurting Jason, I took it for granted that I hurt him The deepest person is you, where am I, let me go.

Bruce Wayne never came back after that.

Finally, the days passed so boringly, Rocky was still wandering in my room, and the United States also ushered in the Black Friday that everyone was looking forward to.

The author has something to say: I wrote it last night, and I didn't even know I had published it. It's obviously not finished!When I woke up in the morning, I had no memory at all!