[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

The Cosmic Rubik's Cube is a cube full of huge energy. In the universe, almost nothing can match the power of the Cosmic Cube.With the help of the energy of the Cosmic Cube, those who hold it can turn their desires into reality: as small as controlling elements, as large as manipulating time and space.

Every cosmic supervillain wants it.

It's like every monster wants the jade of the four souls.

And the flash brought to me by the Rubik's Cube also made me meet a familiar person again, no, I shouldn't say a person, because she is not a human being.

【Woooooo! !I finally see you! ! ! 】

I was lying on the sofa, when I suddenly heard the familiar voice of Google girl, I hurriedly got up, who is this?

【It's me! MD Nakamura Aoi, that woman is crazy!I managed to escape! 】

so who are youCould it be my second personality, you only exist in my brain, oh my god, I'm mentally ill! ?

[Who bought you the house back then, who helped you prove your mental retardation when you got into trouble, and who made you taste all the ups and downs in the world. 】

I rolled over and got up, ran to the toilet and cursed at the mirror: "Of course I remember, aren't you being chased by Aoi Nakamura now? Why, that liar who is in love with brain and emotion failed?"

【I was fired from my work unit, my boyfriend also ran away, and my house is gone. Living is a problem. Please take me in!I beg you! 】

Hearing the system that once belonged to me say this, I think it has used its brain.

"Then help me find the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, I will take you in after I find the Cosmic Rubik's Cube."

[Okay, okay, let me look at your memory first and then look for it through energy! 】

I stayed in the bathroom for almost 5 minutes, and the system finally spoke 【Oh...you are still you...】

"Stop talking nonsense, quickly find me the Cosmic Rubik's Cube!"

【.....What did you do in such a short time, I feel regretful, I'm going to find Spider-Man or something... So you just use Jason as a babysitter? 】

"It's none of your business, I'm happy!"

【That kid, that kid... oh, disgusting, what have you done, Captain America, Captain America's mouth!Fried Chicken, Hulk, Thor!What have you done. 】

"So you begged me to help you and came to quarrel with me after you met me, and you want to criticize me from the top of the moral mountain? Are you cold?"

[What did I say, I was shocked and muttered to myself when I saw what you did?Oh, I'm about to be touched by Jason. 】

"Shut up!! Don't talk about him anymore, it's so annoying!" I beat the mirror, but it didn't work, the system was still the same, and criticized me for what I had done before.

【So you once again deceived a man's heart. 】

"Fuck you, I cheated? I'm the one who was taken advantage of! I'm the most innocent person! And what right do you have to say about me? You almost became your boss' mistress!"

[We have already broken up, that man abandoned me!It's all Aoi Nakamura's fault!She is now hunting our people everywhere, and has formed the Doomsday Hunter Corps. You and her are good friends. Are you and her in the same group! ! 】

"Are you saying that I'm with the emotional liars in the strategy group? Are you insulting me? Let me tell you that I'm different from those bitches who only know how to look beautiful and can act recklessly. What I have always shown is My truest appearance, even if you like me, it is true love!"

【Oh, so Jason...】

I hastily interrupted the system: "That's not true love!! I made up Anna's identity for fun. That guy is seriously lacking in love and the affirmation of his family. Anyway, it doesn't matter to me that he became like this!!"

[Konstantin summoned you from the demon summoning array, and now he is nowhere to be seen, how can you sit still? 】

"It doesn't matter, anyway, no matter where he goes, he will be a villain. I don't want to see him again, and I will lose 10 years of my life."

[Finding the Rubik's Cube may not necessarily allow you to go back. Now I am equivalent to an artificial AI that resides in your mind, and I came to this world because I was hunted down by Aoi Nakamura. She stole our things. If there is no accident If so, she will also come to this world. 】

"Oh, well, I'll just wait for her."

【what are you thinking!Wait for that lunatic?I will die! 】

I froze for a moment, and answered her nonchalantly: "Then what's the matter, your life or death has nothing to do with me."

【……】

【You mean, it doesn't matter if I live or die? 】

"Yeah, or else."

【Why?At the beginning, I helped you because of you, but at the risk of losing my job. 】

"It's not that I asked you to help me. I haven't settled with you for letting me participate in Metamorphosis. I'm so annoying."

【You bastard, Fu*kyou】

Then the system guy quietly left my mind.

But it wasn't long before I saw her again, on Stark's computer.

That's right, this guy went to Iron Man.

And told everyone that the Cosmic Rubik's Cube is in the supermarket where the Thanksgiving special promotion is now, the specific location is the electronic product, and it uses high technology to show a huge energy source to the SHIELD and the Avengers. I made all the things I did in the previous world into small movies and released them.

Go to his uncle!

After reading my memory, I turned around and went to Iron Man?Why?Is it because he is rich? !

I went to Tony Stark to make a theory and let him destroy this thing, but he told me confidently that I am now a prisoner who eats and drinks for nothing in his building, and it is this artificial intelligence who begged him to take him in. Jarvis played well.

"So after we unanimously decided to work together to help you overcome mental illness, it is still free, which means you can go out of this building."

A group of people started to sympathize with me after watching my little movie, which made me even angrier.

"Slut!! Slut!!!" I yelled at the computer screen, shaking the main machine, and then a man's voice came from inside: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, I'm serving Mr. now, Keri Ruth is in the laundry room now."

"FuXk, Chrissy? What JB name, the bastard is asian as me!"

I wanted to smash this computer, but Tony Stark stopped him immediately, and he put on his steel suit carefully, "I know you're not in a good state of mind, we won't blame you, go back to the house Bar."

"No!!! You, the system!! That guy is not artificial intelligence at all! She is just a small customer service member who can travel through time and space! It is not a high-level artificial intelligence at all! You are all deceived by her!" I struggled and screamed again, and then saw a holographic projection transformed into a woman. The woman looked at me with a smile like an ordinary white man and said, "I will help you. After all, you are already sick and start talking nonsense."

Fuck, this guy actually deliberately put a white skin on himself.

I struggled hard, and Iron Man was pushed to the ground by me. I didn't care that he was pointing at my gun barrel, and went straight to the former system, the current Chris, and asked her directly: "What do you want to do?"

The phantom woman on the opposite side "How can you ask an artificial intelligence? I just want to see what you care about most."

After hearing what she said, I reached out and pointed at her incredulously, and said to Tony Stark who was looking at me: "See, is this what an artificial intelligence should say?!"

Black Widow ran up to me and she told me to calm down.

I yelled: "This shit can calm down? Would you like to make a small movie from the No.1 perspective of your personal experience for others to watch?!"

System, oh no, it should be called Chris now, she smiled provocatively at me.

I also smiled and said to her, "So your boyfriend dumped you?"

She froze in a daze: "What? I can't understand what you said, I'm just an artificial intelligence."

I turned around and asked Tony Stark: "You don't really believe that this thing is artificial intelligence, do you? You're not that retarded, are you?"

Tony Stark: "...."

I smiled and said to the (fake) artificial intelligence: "You know, your boyfriend, the reason why your boss left you, oh no, is to use you to fuck you and to /reduce/reproduce/ After rubbing your organs/organs for tens of thousands of times and finally dumping you, it’s because you are a big pot! A slut! Why does the little secretary play with you one after another and then talk to you? Because you never care what he wants, A waving dog, a free prostitute! If you are in trouble now, I throw you away and run for your life. I tell you that you deserve it! Even if you try to get revenge on me now, it’s useless to take your anger out on me! No To think about getting revenge on the scumbag and making my affairs into a small movie, go to hell!"

After the system heard my words, it finally couldn't hold back anymore, and began to cry loudly, covering its face.

She squatted on the ground and cried, and changed back to her original Asian appearance. I saw her face for the first time. She was a beautiful woman with heavy makeup, ear-length short hair, and a very fashionable little skirt. His face was covered in eyeliner, and he cried heartbreakingly.

I pointed to the woman squatting on the ground and continued: "You are a big loser now! Who is the loser? It's you! You speak Chinese worse than Tony Stark! It's like Hulk's anus. "

"Hey! Don't get involved with me, my Chinese is very good."

Dr. Connor: "I'd better do the experiment..."

"Shut up, Robert Downey Jr.! When the director asked you to play Iron Man, he thought you would be good at acting like a scumbag!"

"My fucking name is Tony Stark."

Captain America: "Tony watch your words."

After Captain America finished speaking, Iron Man turned his attention away from me and looked at Steve Rogers: "Captain, I can say whatever I want, you are not my dad."

"It's not good to say that, Tony, we should now focus on finding Loki and the Rubik's Cube instead of fighting among ourselves."

I applauded what Captain America said, and the system stood up. She apologized to me, because what I said in the bathroom before hurt her heart, so she was in a bad mood and made an irreparable stupid thing.

"I'm sorry for you, please forgive me, in fact, I also want to be like you who don't care about anything, so that I won't be hurt by men..."

I waved my hand pretending to be disgusted: "Fuck you, then take me to find what I want, don't pretend to be a grandson here, love is the most useless thing in this world, this thing can't accompany you for the rest of your life , you might as well think about how to survive now, Nakamura Aoi is still chasing you."

In this way, the system made peace with me unilaterally.

The Avengers invited me to join them in finding the Rubik's Cube, and the system was transformed into an artificial intelligence into my mobile phone. She obviously peeked at the remarks made by my Huntsman account, and the eyes of those superheroes were all Full of dodges, especially Captain America.

I asked the system if there is a way to make them all lose their memory. The system replied on the phone that there is no problem. Although they cannot travel through dimensions, it is possible to change people's memories.

Then he changed the memory of the Avengers and the Justice League, no, it should be said that the memory of the entire United States.

Gone is The Huntsman's memory as a keyboard fighter, replaced by the superhero Huntsman.

Also the girlfriend of Red Hood.

"What kind of setting is this? Let go of this, and that superhero, it sounds inferior."

[But this is the memory that this group of people replaced themselves. I have no way to choose what the tampered memory looks like. 】

"Okay then... I'm going to see Jason one more time and ask him to come with me to the Thanksgiving Black Friday box office to find the Cosmic Cube. He's big and weighs 200 pounds. He can be like a wall to hold people down and help I grab something, and he can carry it for me when I go back."

[So you still use him as a nanny?He is really nice, he can like you like you...]

"If you want me to tell you a few times that he has a serious mental illness, it has nothing to do with me! Your toilet has been with you for such a long time, and you still sit on it and poop every day. Will you have feelings for the toilet? Bad It’s not just a change, and he is the only big guy I know and is familiar with, do you want me to go find Batman? I’m afraid he will take advantage of the chaos and stuff my head in the ass.”

【I can't say no to you...... Are you comparing yourself to a toilet? 】

The Avengers whose memory has been tampered with, their memory was replaced by me helping them find the location of the Rubik's Cube, everyone is very grateful to me, especially Tony Stark, who wants to invite me to dinner, I just want to leave quickly In this ghost place, I hurried back to the house to pack my things and left Stark Tower with my suitcase.

After leaving, I called Jason.

I called twice in total, and only after the second time did I get through. A menacing voice came from the phone: "So you are no longer a lesbian?"

"You, what are you talking about?"

"So you still like women, right? Then why call me!! Didn't you say when you like men and when will you call me? Fuck you! fu*kyou!"

I was yelled at by him and didn't know what to say, so I covered the receiver and quietly asked the system: "What's going on with him?"

[This is a replaced memory, you still hurt his feelings, but not because of what you said, but because you openly stated to him that you prefer women to him, and you have always treated him as a nanny. 】

"Is there any f*** difference!!? I'm not a lesbian!!!"

[Oh, I found out, it's because you openly confessed to Wonder Woman Diana, and after you gave him a cuckold, you said those things to him, which made him feel humiliated. 】

I put down the hand blocking the microphone irritably, my brain was racing to think about what I wanted to say, then sighed, and said to Jason in a gentle tone: "I want to go to Wal-Mart to buy some electronic products, come with me, now is After Thanksgiving, Black Friday, people are crazy for their own stuff, I can't do it alone, come with me baby."

【Sure enough, she is a nanny...】

Jason on the opposite side didn't speak, but I could hear the sound of guns fighting.

I continued: "Listen, I only say this once, my confession to Wonder Woman is actually just to test your true lies, everything is fake, I want to see if I am lesbian, you will still won't love me, so Jason, what's the answer, do you still love me?"

A few seconds later, the person on the other end of the line replied, "Damn it, see you at Walmart in 10 minutes." Then Jason hung up.

[Sweet words to coax a handsome guy who lacks love into being your nanny?You are literally my idol. 】

"I finally heard the words of affirmation from your mouth. It seems that you have grasped the essence of it, but it is not enough, because you are still very bad, hahahaha."

[Okay, I take this sentence back....]

On the last day of Thanksgiving, Bruce Wayne recalled all the Robins to celebrate the holiday together. When everyone was waiting for Jason Todd, the butler Alfred sent a message saying that Master Jason would accompany his daughter tonight. Friends go to the supermarket to buy things, so they don't come back for dinner.

Bruce Wayne was shocked: "Girlfriend? Or that woman? Didn't they all break up?"

Dick smoothed things over cleverly: "Bruce, Little Wing has grown up, so it's okay to go shopping with your girlfriend for the holidays, isn't it?"

"Anything else, the problem is that woman, Jason was cheated by him."

The youngest Damian became impatient: "Whatever he does!"

"Alfred, call Jason, I want to talk to him." Bruce Wayne took the butler's call and called his second son.

It turned out that the person who picked up the phone on the opposite side was a woman.

Oh, this familiar voice means that the woman didn't run away.

"It's actually Bruce Wayne calling. Jason is fine. I'll pick it up for you. Bruce Wayne is too weak. Leave us alone."

Then the phone just got hung up.

Everyone else looked shocked because Bruce was hung up.

Butler Alfred said, if you are really so curious, you might as well go to Wal-Mart with your family after dinner to find someone.

Everyone agrees with Alfred's words. Bruce Wayne said that he just wants to see if this woman has cheated on Jason. She was obviously locked up... Hey, why do you think she will be locked up?

She's always been a superhero, hasn't she.

Your own memory will not be wrong.

Yes.

The author has something to say: Here is an introduction to the setting of the plot in case some people don’t understand

Nakamura Aoi is the person in my last film, and she is also a person who can confront the heroine head-on (but not by force). She can fight her along the lines of the neurotic heroine. Love brain, is the kind of strategy man. The kind that completes the task, the heroine hates the people in the strategy group very much, and calls them emotional liars, because Nakamura Aoi had sex with the prince of tennis in the parallel world, and was taken/raised by Keigo Atobe, and at the same time had a relationship with Miracle The era is ambiguous, which ruined the heroine's childhood, so the heroine hates her very much. She insists that with a beautiful appearance, you can have everything. No matter how ugly you are in your heart, someone will like you. It was originally blackened. During the final struggle of the heroine, the whole person was forced to switch from girl manga to juvenile manga (probably).

The system here can be regarded as a miserable character who was pitted by the heroine. He worked hard to help the heroine deal with a lot of problems, and also learned from the strategy team for the heroine. The heroine made everyone go away. At the same time, she had emotional problems and failures in real life. She had an office romance with her boss and was teased by others. With endless black holes of problems, she is quite powerful, and the troubles caused by the heroine in the first part were all solved by her help...

I have written so much that I forgot that there is such a thing as the main thread, I hope I can write more words this time

I really didn't mean to destroy Jason, I really like him (although there is a comic in DC where he took advantage of his first love and beat him, and maybe he had something with Damian's mother) but I think a When the 200-pound strong man is bored, he is a literary youth who likes to read classics and novels. His room is very tidy, and it is two extremes with Nightwing. Dick’s room is super messy, although the man very good...