[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

Jason as the cranky nanny, no, boyfriend, who ditches family dinner at the end of Thanksgiving to accompany his girlfriend to the supermarket.

I saw a huge crowd of people at the entrance of the supermarket, like a group of black ants or dark clouds, and everyone was crowded like zombies to get in. It was the first time Jason saw such a posture. He had never shopped at Wal-Mart at the end of Thanksgiving before. I have no money on the street and can only pick up trash. After being brought home by Bruce, I don’t buy things at crazy discounts. When I grow up, I don’t care about these things. I just buy something ordinary. What are you doing so crazy.

Following the instructions of the system, I came to the home appliance area where the system told me that the energy of the Rubik's Cube in the universe was the most vigorous. Others took away those limited home appliances one after another. Grabbing, I had no choice but to confront her with the big box. Gradually, she lost her strength, so she started to use her summoning skills to summon a whole family to help her grab things.

I cling to the TV tightly and don’t let go. The black aunt threatened me that she has a /gun/, and if she grabs it, she will kill me. When I saw it, hey, what a big breath. I looked back at Jason, who is so big The very conspicuous stick stood stupidly in the crowd, and was pushed back and forth by the crazy crowd. I shouted to him to come and help me, and then he came back to his senses, and I grabbed his arm when he finally squeezed over. Show off to the family and said: "I tell you my boyfriend is from Gotham's underworld, you New Yorkers, don't mess with us Gotham people, I will send you to heaven to explode/explode believe it or not!"

My aunt didn't believe me, she reached out and was about to tear it at me, I was still holding the big color TV, Jason whispered in my ear and said all this was so stupid and he wanted to go home with me for dinner.

Immediately afterwards, my hair was grabbed by the aunt's hand, and I also got two mouths. I also didn't want to suffer at all. While holding the TV, I fell to the ground and swept towards the aunt's feet. Still refusing to admit defeat on the ground, I sat down with two big asses the size of washbasins facing my head, shouting: "My children!! Go grab it!!"

I was about to be smothered to death, I crawled out looking for a gap in the crevice of my buttocks, and yelled at Jason: "Are you going to help me! I'm about to be crushed to death by aunt's ass!!"

He hurriedly got rid of the crowd and ran over to pull me up on the ground. I think he was as slow as a mental retardation. When he saw this, he wanted to take me away, buy something to eat and go home for Thanksgiving, or buy me a better one in a few days Color TV, bigger size.

I told him that even if he bought me a Kuki bag, Givenchy’s cosmetics wouldn’t work, and even his dad’s big villa wasn’t as good.

My words were overheard by the frenzied crowd around, and the people who were still robbing things fell silent, and they stared at me. Suddenly, a person in the crowd shouted: "Why do the evil rich people follow us?" Grab things!! Go back to your beautiful big villa!! Wealthy people are not welcome on Black Friday!!”

The people around me began to look at Jason and me with critical eyes. I picked up the big color TV indifferently, let Jason help, and watched those who wanted to steal the TV from me with vigilance. In the eyes of others, this was just A 2% discounted TV is the Rubik's Cube for me!

Then I was furious and shouted: "If you have the ability to fart/fart, you can't grab it! That's why you people who are the first to snap up 2% off products will always receive the relief money!"

A polite person countered my words: "Well, actually we only came here because we wanted to buy something cheaper..."

But what he said didn't matter at all. Someone around obviously went crazy after being hit by what I said, shaking their fists and trying to attack me, shouting: "What's wrong with receiving relief money?! I don't have a job, it's not because I'm rich. Living in a big villa is all the fault of the government!!" Jason helped me block the attacks of this group of people, he was like a wall separating me from the ragers, and suddenly, Wal-Mart started broadcasting.

2% off TV, limited to 20 sets, while people around me criticize me, the only one that has not left Wal-Mart and paid for it is the one I hold in my arms.

"Put down the TV!!!" With the shout of one person in the crowd, everyone's eyes were focused on my arms. They were like sharks that saw blood, crowding crazily and stretching out their hands to push the people around me. To snatch the TV from my arms.

Seeing that something was wrong, Jason tugged at my sleeve and asked me to let it go. I refused to leave, but hugged the TV, and he came over and covered my mouth to drag me away.

The surrounding crowd began to riot/chaos, I was dragged by Jason, and the TV in my arms was accidentally squeezed out. With my screams, the crowd finally turned their attention from me to the big color TV that fell on the ground .

He dragged me to the food section to get some Thanksgiving food, but Thanksgiving is all over!And there are no discounts at all in the food section on Black Friday!When you buy something, you will be asked by the cashier if you want to donate to the hamster to go to college. If you don’t buy discounted things on Black Friday, why don’t you come to Walmart!My Cosmic Rubik's Cube is now in the arms of a group of goblins receiving relief money!

I pulled my face and wanted to activate the double to go back and grab it, but was stopped by the system.

"can not be like this!If you replace the memory again, something will happen! 』

Then what do you think I should do?You help me grab it?Look at Jason, he is looking at the turkey and the sauce at the turkey counter, happy like a 200-pound kid.

"Perhaps you could try talking to him? 』

Shit, I just want to get the Rubik's Cube before the Avengers find out, I'm starving for my sword.

"Aren't you two in a fight in his memory now? He thinks you're a lesbian who cheated on his feelings. Say something nice and let him help you. You can't control yourself even if you strike hard. But he can. 』

God can't control myself, I have very good self-control!Even if something happens, it's someone else's fault.

"Oh, the incident of the simple keyboard man was impulsively turned into a very serious matter between the earthlings and the aliens. It's like a firecracker. I wish I could blow it through the center of the earth." 』

The system was right, I thought about it carefully, came to Jason, stretched out my hands to hug his arms, and turned on the actor mode with a smile and asked: "Why are you doing this?"

His face changed from happy to bitter in an instant, and his eyes were still on the food counter: "Is it so difficult to spend an ordinary Thanksgiving with me? Maybe I can take you back to Wayne Mansion, Alfred will not I will blame you for being unreasonable last time."

"But... Black Friday you don't know, running to the no-sale food section to buy a Thanksgiving turkey that is almost finished, it's a bit... and the TV that was supposed to belong to me may now be on a relief line somewhere. The golden goblin has it!"

He looked back at me violently: "Then what do you want? Do you still think about Wonder Woman, I tell you Wonder Woman won't like you, you should die!"

Hearing what he said, I became furious. What kind of memory did you replace? You are like a piece of trash if you don’t help me grab things, and you still slander me as a lesbian? !Furious, I went to the food counter and got a huge turkey and several bags of frozen chips and fish cakes, and put them in the basket, "How many times have I told the fuck I'm not lesbian! You don't want Thanksgiving! Come on, come on, I'll give you an unforgettable Thanksgiving! Don't think I don't know what your family thinks of me, especially that Bruce Wayne! Every time he looks at me The eyes seem to pinch my head off! Anyway, your whole family doesn't like me, let's all die together!"

When the system sees this situation, it immediately reminds me.

"Hey!It's over!What are you doing!Let him help you! 』

right!

When I calmed down and was about to say something nice to him, Jason began to refute my words: "It's not that my family is with you, what do you care about them, you just want to go to the red/light with the reason of quarreling with me /area? Come on, let's go together, go find a prostitute with you, go now, bag / night to /3/P, you won't let me touch you anyway, you don't take you and me seriously at all The relationship between!!"

"I've said several times that I'm not a lesbian! If that's the case, I'd say you're gay! You have a crush on Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson, whatever, and they're not related by blood anyway! It turns out that you value superficiality in a relationship The/flesh/body/relation/relationship?"

"Don't quarrel in the deli area on Thanksgiving Day, go home!" The aunt who sold the food finally couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to drive us away with curses.

Pushing the cart full of food, I was discouraged and wanted to go back to the color TV area. At this time, the Wal-Mart broadcast sounded, and all the 2% off color TVs were sold out.

I quickly asked the system to check who bought the last TV.

She replied helplessly: "...it's Bruce Wayne. He's here, but no one snatched it from him. He seems to have found something, so he bought it."

Desperate.

Batman why do you come to Walmart on black friday when you are so rich, it hurts, and you stole my most important things.

Jason also heard the message on the radio. He came over and put his arms around my shoulders, as if nothing had happened just now, patted me twice, and asked if I had anything else I wanted to eat.

What the fuck, why doesn't he understand!Why is this guy so obsessed with dinner!What if the Cosmic Rubik's Cube was bought by Bruce Wayne! !

Coincidentally, Jason immediately received a call from Dick, asking him to take me out and have a family meal together.

In an instant, I had a bold idea, go to Batman and grab it!

"...You will not be able to control yourself, absolutely..."

In this way, I went to Wayne Manor again. Since all the previous experiences were all bad memories, I felt a little scared.

Jason took all the things he bought from Walmart, all of them were food, big bags and small bags, and the huge turkey I chose, because of these food, the housekeeper of Wayne Mansion made a lot of complaints, what kind of garbage Food can make people commit suicide slowly. If you have good food in your home, you don’t eat all the food and you like to eat garbage.

After arriving, Jason was called by Bruce to talk in the study.

Nightwing Dick Grayson and Red Robin Tim say hello to me, saying they're still betting if I'll follow.

"How on earth did you do it to make Little Wing like a demon." Ye Yi squeezed closer to me familiarly: "You never said before that you were with Little Wing, but we are still together Over the team."

What the hell is he talking about, when did I team up with him.

"It seems that the memory he replaced is that you once formed a team with him. 』

"I heard that Bruce Wayne bought a TV, I want to see if it's okay." I hurriedly changed the subject: "After all, it's something I worked so hard to get it."

"Hey, you haven't talked about you and Little Wing yet, so don't try to change the subject."

I became impatient: "There is nothing to say, and I don't know."

He treated me like a friend I hadn't seen for a long time, and started to talk endlessly. Tim just sat on the sofa and read a book, not caring about anything.

Finally I got impatient, stood up and shouted at him: "Because I'm very dick, are you satisfied with this answer, I'm fucking dick to heaven! JJ is 36cm long, it can turn into an Optimus Prime when I get an erection Get up the earth!"

At this time, Jason and Bruce came out of the study and heard these words.

I pretended nothing happened, and jumped up to Bruce Wayne: "Okay, when are you going to watch TV?"

"First of all, we have to eat, are you right, Master Bruce." The butler came to us quietly, and everyone unanimously decided to eat.

"It's late at night and your family only eats?" I asked in disbelief.

Bruce Wayne replied unhurriedly: "It's all because we are too busy at work to get together, and take advantage of the end of Thanksgiving to have a meal together."

Jason took my hand and found a place to sit down. He didn't say a word. After the dishes were served, everyone ate in silence.

I always felt that something was missing, so I broke the silence: "Where did Rahman go?"

"Rahman? Who's that?" Dick asked.

I looked at Jason, who patted my hand to show that he didn't know Rahman.

Nobody knows who Rahman is.

I hurriedly stood up from the chair and described the little Muslim girl, her appearance and height.

No one knows her.

I question the system.

"Because of the replacement memory, she left here, and she may be somewhere in the United States now. 』

Then why didn't you tell me?

"You're just a child, you're not the kind of person who cares about such things..."

right!The premise of not caring is that she is eating and waiting to die in Bruce Wayne's big house!Bring her back to me!

"No, the accuracy required to find someone is too high, I can't..."

What do you do?why did not you tell me! !

I was so angry that I wanted to flip the table, but Jason next to me stopped me and held down my wrist to prevent me from having a seizure. Bruce Wayne asked me what was wrong, and everyone looked at me. I wanted them to help me, but Thinking of their memories have also been replaced, and I don't know anything.

I opened my mouth, unable to speak, and finally bowed my head and apologized to everyone.

my fault.

I didn't expect it to turn out like this, I thought she would really live in Wayne Mansion forever.

I pretended to cover my head, tears came out of my painful eyes, said that I was sick again and needed to go home to take medicine, picked up the thigh of the Thanksgiving turkey and ran out of the mansion.

Go to his cosmic cube!

At this time, my heart was full of strange guilt. I didn't understand why, and I really wanted to get that child back. I was very angry at the system's mistakes in self-judgment. The system apologized to me, and she said she didn't think of me. Will care about a child, she will not be like this in the future.

Is an apology useful? Where can I find it?

In the end, I went to the safe house to seek help from Constantine for the first time, because he is a magician, and he will definitely find someone's magic. Before I met him, I brewed a lot of good words. If he needs to apologize, I can't, but When I met Constantine, he turned me away.

He said he didn't know me.

The memory he replaced about me was that he didn't know me.

The author has something to say: I was actually locked! !It is clearly written so clearly!