[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

I left Constantine's safe house in a trance, and walked on New York Avenue, suddenly lost.

Looking back, wondering why I failed at everything I did.

Not knowing where to find someone, I just found a bench and sat down, looking up at the sky full of stars.

The system asked me cautiously, should I seek help from Tony Stark, or Bruce Wayne, they have technology and money, and when asked why...

I stopped what she said and chuckled a bit, this is not my world, why should I care about these things, I am so stupid, so I shook my head and said no, it was fate that made her leave when she left, anyway I have never kept anyone by my side.

The system is silent, and she also knows that what I said is right, no one will stay with someone like me and live according to my ideas, if this is the case, then go back to the past and be alone again.

So I picked up the phone, sent a text message to Jason, and edited the words. At this time, I was extremely calm, and I didn't look like I would explode when I was agitated.

[I'm Lesbian, goodbye big brother. 】

The system is surprised, you really said that you are a lesbian!

If he thinks so, then let him think so. I want to return to the original me, alone, find a way to go back, and find out how I came to this world. Constantine's magic circle Summoned?I don't believe it. According to my years of experience, there is absolutely something wrong with this matter.

Fuck, it's not the person who wants to take revenge on me again.

Suddenly, when I was thinking, a group of people holding signs poured out on the street, the scene was very chaotic, they claimed to be the new KKK/Party and non-whiteism, I don’t know why idle eggs hurt at the end of Thanksgiving Well, the two groups of people shouted their own slogans, and they met each other. A few blacks held spray cans and lit lighters at a group of white people, and the white people were not to be outdone. The same spray cans lit lighters, and the two groups of people Spraying it like a mentally handicapped person disturbed passers-by on the side of the road, and a few white aunts yelled at me in English when they saw that I was Asian, go back to China, and wanted to attack me.

I was in a bad mood at first, but now I am full of confusion about life!If it is a movie, when the protagonist is thinking about life, will such a group of people suddenly appear to disturb the atmosphere!Can't everyone stay at home quietly at the end of Thanksgiving? The discounts on Black Friday are not hard enough, right? !It should be discounted so that everyone fights with each other for cheap products and is hospitalized collectively. I shouted impatiently: "It's so annoying!" and pushed down the aunt who started to attack me.

The surrounding crowd saw someone making a move, and began to attack the opponent more aggressively, and some people took advantage of the chaos and shouted loudly: "China/country/people have taken our jobs!!" They began to attack me and those passing by the surrounding roadside Asian.

When I went up to them, I just kicked them. I was in a bad mood, and I didn’t distinguish between severity and severity. The man fell to the ground and vomited blood. I opened my hands and mocked indifferently: "This is what happens to losers."

Finally, someone seemed to recognize me, pointed at me and yelled, "This is New York's superhero Huntsman!! She's an Asian mutant! Mutants get off the planet!"

"What? The earth is your earth? If you say get lost, get lost. Let me get lost. Give me 100 billion and build a huge spaceship, and I will get lost. You created the earth? Mutants raped you Mom is still your daughter or your wife, oh yes, you don’t have a daughter or a wife, wake up, because you are a person who only knows how to open your mouth and shut up on the relief money, and only talk about world politics on the keyboard /Smelly dog ​​of governance/shit!”

"As a superhero public figure, you actually curse people!!"

Not to be outdone, I continued: "What's the matter with scolding, if you don't want to hear it or look at it, just get out of my way, I'm holding your eyes and forcing you to stare at me, right? Fuck/you/mother/ , go home and eat / shit!"

The more I spoke, the more angry I took out the brown note and started an indiscriminate attack.

The New York square was instantly quiet. Everyone lowered their heads and clutched their stomachs and pulled their crotches in pain. The sound of farts was loud. In the last few seconds before 12 o'clock on Thanksgiving Day, the sound of farts replaced the bell outside.

The Iron Man in New York left the Thanksgiving tail party, and came to the place where the two teams marched in the evening to arrest the rioters, but he came late, and the New York square became a dung field, filled with a pungent smell the stench.

Oh, the Huntsman must have been here.

But what about her?

I threw away my calling card and went to Midtown to become a college student. I also stole the identity of college student because I heard that the villains and heroes in Midtown are much more amiable than those in other Gotham metropolises. It's time for me to secretly investigate something.

I carelessly opened another FB, and started to live broadcast my life every day, looking for someone by the way, of course, such a high-profile was discovered by someone, Tony Stark came to me, he was caught by S.H.I.E.L.D. Please, I can be responsible for what happened on the New York Square. Although the incident has been posted on Youtube by passers-by, it is inevitable that a group of keyboard warriors will find trouble, but the people above have more shit, and they must find someone who will bear the consequences.

Although I don't know what I am like in the memory he replaced, anyway, he thinks I am a superhero just like everyone else, so I answer him nonchalantly, so let it be my responsibility.

In the next few days, Huntsman became popular again, and the people were divided into two extremes, some praised me extremely, some hated me extremely, and even hypocritical neutrals. My favorite thing to do in live broadcast is to read comments, Let your emotions out.

Going to college in Midtown was tough, I never wore a mask, everyone knew me, everyone in school was retarded, the girls were Justin Bieber and the workplace, the boys were I like to show off how many girls I slept with/had/bed. Some people think that Hunting Man is cool, and they always want to bring me into their small circle. Finally, one day, the school expelled me because I beat up all the girls I watched People who are not used to it and let them write about the meaning of living with a bruised nose, which seriously affects the style and reputation of the school. Whether I am a superhero or not, I can get out of college.

Well, anyway, you can't learn much in college, just play.

Then I started to broadcast live frequently at home, and the system was sent by me to investigate the information about being able to go back, but found nothing.

Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll upload videos of me playing death heavy metal, and more and more fans. The Flash in Midtown came to see me once, and he suggested that I’d better wear a mask. I waved my hand and let me wear it Putting on a colorful uniform would kill me, especially the kind of tights that show the flash that this thing is as sexy as erotic/fun underwear, like I can see his groin and crotch now / under the raised place.

Barry thought to himself, is this sexual/harassment/harassment? Was he molested by a little girl?

The Flash's name is Barry Allen, and he is a policeman. The villains he faces every day are gangsters. The most common way to fight in his life is to push others and then run away. Those villains are also weird, and they don't want to kill Lightning. Xia, when you go out to rob a bank, you follow the timetable. Why do you rob this bank every [-]st, [-]th, [-]th, and [-]th, and rest on Sundays? You guys think this is starting a company! !

On this day, when I read the message live again, someone knocked on the door of my rented house. After I went to open the door...

It's Jason.

I thought to myself why this person is so lingering, doesn't he know that if he continues to be entangled like this, his character will collapse.

He wanted to talk to me. I checked to see if there was anyone around the door, then pulled him directly into the door, and closed the door. Then I remembered that my live broadcast hadn't been turned off. It was over, and I was about to turn off the camera. Jason behind him spoke up.

"I didn't come to you on purpose, I came to Zhongcheng because of something to talk to you by the way."

"You're a bitch."

"You treat my sincerity to you as rubbish, so you are a bitch."

I just realized that he is here to scold me! !

The comments in the live broadcast room began to circulate. Because the camera was relatively low, they couldn't see Jason's face. They could only know that he was a tall and strong man with a nice voice.

After he finished speaking, he turned and left, leaving me with a dull face.

After a few seconds, I went to watch the live broadcast room. I saw those people frantically posting comments, and I couldn't help but cursed "fuxk."

Because of this indistinct swearword, a new comment with a super large font appeared on my computer screen: Can Sao Man stop swearing, my sister has started to swear like you since she followed you.

Ok……

Then there was another one: My brother always likes to masturbate to the Huntsman, what should I do?

Oh, it seems to be my black fan.

I helplessly faced the camera and replied to the first comment first: "First of all, this is my live broadcast room, I can say whatever I want, can you control it, your sister is swearing, wake up, you don't have a sister , the only female creature around you is your hands, you know, your left and right hands, accompanying you every night."

Then reply to the second article: "Some people, who obviously do things by themselves, always like to say that others did it. For example, if you tell me that you saw someone eating/pooping on the road today, you ask me, But in fact, you are eating/poop, do you need to tell me about this kind of thing? Can you hit/hand/gun and I can suddenly appear behind you and pat your shoulder and say 'brother hit/hand/ /gun/oh', you look back at me while you are moving and say yes, what can I do about it? Everyone's /sexuality/addictions/are different, some people see a bird flying in the sky, go home/hit/hand/gun , See the /shit/ in the toilet, go home and beat it, let me tell you, your sons were all killed by you on the trash can and toilet paper, what can I say, I wish you success in the second kill."

Netizen: Hehehe, spray Hunting Sao once a day, and the daily task is completed.

I clicked on this person's avatar, it was a trumpet, without any information, "Wow, trumpet, it's not easy to create a trumpet to scold me. King of scum, it is not easy when you reach the level where everyone hates you. Congratulations, you have achieved the achievement. You can still lead a dragon to ride there in Warcraft, and you can only get permanent disability The handbook, the handbook of being stabbed/ass/eyeed for life, the achievement of being beaten wherever you go."

Damian and Dick from Wayne Mansion were lying in front of the computer and laughing crazily. The second question was thought up by the two of them. Jason went to Midtown today because they rushed him to go. Little Wing is sad to lose his love Yeah, I watched the live broadcast just now and thought I would see a bloody drama, but I didn't expect him to leave just like that, so Damian thought of a way to crazily post the same comment to make her look ugly.

Dick was purely for fun. He didn't expect this woman to speak so interestingly, and he directly confronted black fans. He wanted to watch her live broadcast every day, without being discovered by Jason.

During the days when they were broken up, Jason was told by Tim about the woman's live broadcast. He didn't dare to face the woman face to face. He only dared to look at her on his mobile phone and computer screen. He was a real young man who had lost his way. After scolding Jason, he will help. After a period of persuasion from people around him, he should be able to let go of this relationship. Didn’t all the girls say that she is a lesbian, but it’s really a pity, such an interesting person .

And who made the first comment?

It was the cold captain of the rogue gang who was often joked by Sao Sao in the live broadcast.

Captain Cold's younger sister, Golden Glider, loves Huntsman so much that she gives up on robbing banks with Huntsman as soon as he starts a live broadcast, and also learns to speak all kinds of vulgar words without drafts.

How can this kind of program be broadcast!It's just ruining others!He wants a serious protest against this!Where the hell is this Hunting Man a hero? ?

Captain Cold checked.

Gotham has information about her, New York has information about her, so where the hell is she?

She also did the Thanksgiving tail event?God, this is simply inhumane, is this really a superhero? !It's far worse than The Flash!This is simply evil!If she was recruited into the rogue gang, wouldn't it be easier and faster to rob the bank!

Captain Cold decided to invite Huntsman to his home for a sit-down.

When he made up his mind, the happiest thing was his younger sister, the golden glider, a girl in her 20s who is still chasing stars, so he and his sister walked on the road in uniforms, trying to attract The Flash, who is also a superhero , should be familiar with each other.

Flash said to them, don't you want to hurt Huntsman! ?

Captain Cold shook his head and said, today is Sunday, the gangsters are resting, the main reason is that Lisa likes her and wants an autographed photo.

The righteous Flash said, I will not.

At this time, I didn't know what Captain Cold wanted to find me at home, and I was paralyzed on the bed in a daze. At this time, the system went out to find the news and came back. She said that she could feel some vibrations that were incompatible with the superhero world.

The reason for this phenomenon is that there are movies with non-superpowers mixed in this world, and then she gave me a business card that said psychiatrist Hannibal Lecter.

Huh?Why are you so familiar?

【I feel it here, this psychological clinic is in Midtown, Hannibal, does it sound familiar. 】

Fuck /his/mother/, ogre! !

I put on my clothes and ran outside without saying a word. The system stopped me. She hoped that I could act in a planned way. Hannibal's perception is terrible. He will know that someone is watching him. It would be better if he pretended to be a patient and approached him. Do a lot.

"Okay, then I'm going to stick my aunt's towel next to the toilet in their toilet, and I'm going to poop on the floor tiles of the toilet, just don't use the toilet!"

【...What happened to him...】

Because Keyboard Man is so annoying, it makes me upset to watch it.

【Aren't you also a keyboard warrior...】

I can spray others casually, but others can't spray me casually!

【Are you a fat tiger! ! 】

Stop talking nonsense!I'm going to be an envoy of justice!

[Yes, and then find out where their home is vibrating in space. 】

oh?Oh right!right!

In this way, I secretly called this Hannibal. He was considerate of me as a public figure, so his treatment of me was kept secret from the outside world.

My gums were swollen because I ate too much spicy food the day before, and I always wanted to pick it up with my hands. Hannibal, my doctor, stopped me several times, and I even farted accidentally.

"So you live in fear every day because you always think about your past experiences? I thought superheroes don't have such things as fear." He sat on the sofa elegantly and asked me, "So you Breaking up with her boyfriend and pretending to be a lesbian because of extreme insecurities?"

"How can there be those, by the way, where is the toilet here, I want to shit/shit."

Hannibal hates rude people, and my behavior finally angered him, and he wanted to kill me.

The system searched the building for the space vibration during Hannibal's conversation with me, and she finally found it. It was in the reference room, a thing that looked like a pepper pot, and there was a big toilet on it.搋, silently placed in the corner.

Hearing that the system had found it, I went to the bathroom as an excuse, and pasted the blood-stained towel I prepared in advance on the wall next to the toilet, and squatted on the toilet, using my gastrointestinal motility to get on the floor. Brick shit/shit.

I was very satisfied with the result, it was all over the floor, and then I rolled over my results with a carp over the toilet.

After I came out, I immediately expressed that I wanted to go home first, and I would make an appointment next time. Hannibal smiled and said hello to me, and sent me to the gate.

That day, when Agent Will and Alanna came to Hannibal's psychological clinic, Alanna felt a stomachache and went to the bathroom. Will and Hannibal started talking as usual, and with a piercing scream from the women's toilet , The two heard the sound and went to see it.

What kind of tragedy scene is this, who did it, how did he shit, why is it everywhere except the toilet, and blood-red sanitary napkins are pasted on the walls on both sides of the toilet. Is this to ward off evil spirits?

Hannibal instantly thought of who did it, and he secretly became ruthless, regardless of whether she was a superhero or a public figure, he must end her.

When I get home from my errands, does talking to the system help me get home?The system said no, but its natural enemy could, and she had already sent a signal with the energy of that thing.

Then I heard the sound of the brakes, and a blue police station stopped in my house.

The author has something to say: In the chapter of being confused, I am obsessed with watching a live broadcast of a person who runs a gym in Taiwan recently. It’s all his personal experience to spray shit. The men’s toilets are super clean, but the women’s toilets are always like this. He said that these two women can be Genji and Hanzo. The twin dragons fit together hahaha, and then someone in the comment area said that he had been there In the public toilet, I saw feces being sprayed 80 cm above the ground. I don’t know how people pulled it. It miraculously killed a super big mung bean fly.

Human potential is really TM wireless!God-like asshole, superb