[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

The Xavier Academy of Geniuses has been overrun again, this time by unidentified monsters.

According to the statement of the local students, the lumps of meat that flooded the school were all vomited out by a woman. He didn't see the specific scene at that time, because he was rushed out of the school by this thing. According to the description of the big shots in the school, Professor X did not escape in time and was submerged in the meat. Wolverine, who did not want to be named, said many times that he wanted to hit someone, and said many times that the suspect had been controlled by them. At the same time , Gotham's Batman also participated in it. When our reporter came forward to interview him about his current inner feelings, he said he wanted us to get out.

The Avengers are also dispatched. Due to unknown reasons, the Hulk and Thor did not come today. According to what the rich man asked you Stark to say, it was because someone mixed vomit into other people's food. The specific person is Who, Iron Man doesn't want to reveal any more information.

After being identified by the S.H.I.E.L.D., the creatures piled up in the Xavier School for Geniuses are unknown alien species. They are said to be the culprit or the vomit of a psychopath who ran out of Arkham, and the biological detector detected it. Here There are signs of large-scale life activities in the very center of the living things, which do not contain any ingredients in the earth, and the culprit, psychosis, stated in a high-profile manner that this is an alien spaceship.

"It's a spaceship!!! Why don't you believe me! What's your expression?! Stark, you rolled your eyes at me? Who do you think you are!?" On TV, a white-haired woman pointed at Iron Man Jumping feet, being stopped by a group of mutants behind him, asked you Stark to stand on the grass wearing a steel suit and rolled his eyes and said: "Don't you know who I am, a super rich man, and you are still in the current situation Come on? Our Hulk and Thor just ate this thing, luckily I washed my stomach before digesting them, are you an alien spy?"

The two of them were about to fight while they were talking. The female reporter of this station was reporting the news while dodging the attack and the mud rising into the air from the grass.

Storm Girl stepped forward to persuade the fight. She said that the most important thing now is to teach.

Ask you Stark to like: "Yes, the most important thing now is to save people, such as our Hulk and Thor. Some time ago, someone in Asgard came to us to settle accounts, saying that our Avengers abused Thor. Arabian Nights."

Because they are going to explore the world inside the meat block, our frontline reporters intend to go in and explore before the heroes, and strive to get the news headlines. After being helped by a kind person, our reporter and photographer finally took advantage of the chaos to enter The inner world of that red piece of meat.

"Ok Jenny how are you feeling now?"

"Oh, I'm fine Catherine, it's all for the headlines, it's nothing to put me in this heavy space suit."

"Good luck! You'll be our hero."

The TV screen suddenly turned into snowflakes, and after a while, a slightly blurry video recorder mode appeared.

The scene turned into a narrow flesh-colored passage, two people were walking forward with difficulty, and the walls were filled with transparent and viscous liquid.

"Gerald, you have to follow me closely, but don't get the camera so close to me!"

"Ok."

"...I didn't say you want to stay so far away from me, is your head sick?!"

With the deepening of the lens, the reporter and the cameraman came to a spacious place, and it suddenly became clear that everything here is made of meat, waterfalls made of meat, trees, children's parks and residential buildings, and zero. Human-shaped things made of sporadic pieces of meat lead dog-shaped things around, and there are big roads.

"It's amazing, Gerald, did you take a picture? Gerald?" The camera shakes suddenly, and the female reporter turns around with a shocked expression. The picture stops and the screen turns black, but the sound is still there .

Something happened to the reporter on the line, and the host on the opposite side of the TV station fell into a nervous mood, and he planned to call the police.

At this time, a woman's scream and voice came from the black screen: "AHHHHHHH!!! My head! They are eating my head!! My arm!!! My arm was ripped off Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! My internal organs!! Don't eat my liver! My lungs have been escaped!!! Heart!! Heart ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The heroes discussed for a while, and decided to let Batman Captain America and several people from X School follow in. Tony Stark also wanted to go in and have a look, but was rejected by Captain America. He thought that Tony and Beep were incompatible. That's bad.

"Hehe, I am a very measured person, and she is the one who is not."

I chuckled, if he wasn't an important character in the plot, I would have sent him to die just like the two reporters who kept taking pictures of me were secretly sent in to die.

The thing I spit out is a spaceship called fuxk star. I know it because I was transported into their base when I vomited to unconsciousness. By the way, Professor X, their inspection instrument is a pink The huge vibrating thing, I think it is very obscene, so I let Professor X go first, anyway, he is a disabled person, and he has no feeling in his lower body.

After I finished vomiting, I started to pretend to be dead. They saw that I was lying on the ground like a useless fish without the spirit of a disabled person who was alive and kicking, so they got me out in a very obscene way. Anyway, I vomited up. There is no use value.

Professor X should still be alive now, right?

Professor X inside the alien spaceship is very bad!

This group of aliens wanted to use him for research and experimentation. He wanted to use his abilities, but found that the need was completely unreasonable. After the aliens put him on the operating table, he began to recall the things he had done in his life. , the biggest regret is that Ruiwen and his good friend Eric, when he was going to face the scalpel frankly, he found that the group of aliens started to take off his pants, and took out a Lines of long pink objects.

...and stuffed into his ass...

Shouldn't it be said that fortunately he is a disabled person with no sensation in his lower body...

Afterwards he was anesthetized and comatose.

After waking up again, he thought he would see the person he wanted to see, but what he didn't expect was that he was still on the operating table, and there was that ghost thing in the chrysanthemum, and there was a huge protective cover around the operating table, outside the cover He is the last person Professor X wants to see at this moment.

"Why is you the first person I see when I open my eyes, only you?"

"It's not just me, other people are here, as well as the guy who looks like a piece of shit lying next to you. He said he was called Deadpool, but he didn't look like that at all. Deadpool's skin was red."

Professor X looked to his right, and sure enough, there was a strange-looking man writhing around on the operating table, who waved and greeted him when he saw him.

Isn't this a big fool? !Then Deadpool saw his current appearance? ! !

"Actually, I have always been there, but all of you have ignored me. I have to say that this alien is really weird."

"Deadpool, why don't you run away?" Professor X asked loudly.

After hearing this, Deadpool was furious, lifted his lying upper body up and cursed: "Didn't I fucking think about it? Do you think I would like to be fucked by aliens here!? Dude is not as lucky as a disabled person like you, my body is not It’s very sensitive! It’s all the fault of this broken machine, brother’s OO is integrated with this one, tearing it off doesn’t work at all! If you violently tear off the instrument, you will have a feeling that the mother is the most beautiful woman in the world, and Want to kiss her! I don't want to!"

Then he whispered again: "Actually, I want to see Professor X's joke."

"Hahaha!" The white-haired woman next to her couldn't help laughing, and then she saw a jigsaw-like thing, and moved her hand a little.

"FXCK!! You bitch, stop now!! Do you just like to touch things so much?! Damn you deadpool's XX is going to be ripped apart by this thing!!"

All I saw was the ugly guy calling himself Deadpool twitching on the operating table, and then something horribly B-movie happened, and I snapped the jigsaw back into place and the machine finally stopped.

Professor X said to me helplessly: "What about the others? You can't be the only one, right?"

Hearing his words, I walked to a huge curtain and opened the curtain to show him the outside scene.

I go!Is there a Star Wars show outside?Let's go! !Batman what's wrong with you Batman, how can you have such a big dick?The scene was extremely chaotic, and you Stark also joined the battle, firing wildly with full firepower.

At this time, everyone has left the ground, and the alien spaceship is parked above the earth, and they can still talk, saying in a strange tone: "The president's 100th day, we Hollywood said that the celebration party does not need the president."

"We Hollywood stars are the future of America, so wake up!"

Following these words, the earth began to emit thick smoke like stinky fart, and no grass grew anywhere it went. People were so disgusted by the words of these Hollywood stars that they were hospitalized.

Major media have reported that scientists call this kind of fart virus, and people who get it will become more and more smelly, and then they will like to smell other people's farts until their lungs are full of farts, and people will die.

Justin Bieber was killed by this thing. His lungs were full of stinky farts and he could not breathe fresh air. His fans and fans said that if Justin can be saved, they can dedicate their lungs to him , not only that, but also made him stinky fart like before, fans are willing to give their lives for him!

"Justin Bieber is Canadian, send his body back to Canada."

"What are you talking about! We Canadians don't want it! I gave it to you in the United States!"

The public began to discuss from the deadly virus to which country Justin Bieber's body should be sent to for burial. The people in the United States and Canada said they didn't want it.

At this time on the spaceship, Professor Xavier said fxck to me, and I said that swearing was inconsistent with other people's design. The professor said with a low face, I can be very rough, and then he will brain me, I laughed Said that his gesture of raising his finger to his temple made him look like a disabled person.

Professor X was very excited about this: "I am a fucking disabled person, can you think about how to save people now!"

I then thought, "According to the plot, you should have an acquaintance named Eric."

"Don't fucking think about it, I'm about to die here fxck! Or get stabbed to death by this wretched and disgusting thing, I can feel my intestines being stirred."

Deadpool says Professor X is disgusting.

I searched the entire room, and there was only the puzzle piece except for the two light barriers, so I had to touch that thing again.

Deadpool stopped excitedly: "Do you know what the consequences will be if we make a mistake?? Professor, tell me too!"

Professor X drooped his head heavily: "My ability is invalid here, and there is no sound at all here after being beaten so hard outside. I am willing to bear any consequences."

"Fuck your mother! You're a fucking disabled person with no sense of lower body!! Me! What should I do!! See what I've been through!!"

"Deadpool, don't you have the power to regenerate? Those aliens have no ability to limit you. If you break down, you will grow again."

After hearing this, Deadpool was like a little girl who was frightened after hearing a ghost story.

With the permission of the two people, I started to put together the puzzle. The first step was wrong. The machine on Professor X's side understood. Professor Xavier said calmly, "Don't panic, I don't feel anything."

Then I made a mistake twice, three times, four times, and five times.

"How stupid are you!?? You tell me!? I'm not made of iron even if I'm disabled!!!?"

"If it weren't for this damn protective cover! I'll kill you, oh no, Master Deadpool, I've added you to the list of enemies for life!! Don't let me see you again after you get out!"

"Calm down! Calm down! Don't forget that Star Wars is playing outside, I'm the only one idle, or I'll leave here and find others?"

"No!!!" The two exclaimed together: "Don't want others!"

I, who was trusted so much, started to puzzle again, and the two people on the operating table shed tears of sorrow.

But this time, I succeeded.

The two shed tears of joy again.

The machines also left their bodies. Deadpool stood up abruptly. Professor X was disabled and needed help from others. I didn’t mind carrying him up. After recovering, Deadpool just wanted to leave this ghostly place. X After the enchantment was removed, the professor took back his super power. He used his power to send a message to everyone on the battlefield outside. Except for the aliens, they couldn't understand English.

Then I was brainwashed by Professor X. I thought what he said when he was trapped was false, but I didn't expect him to come to the truth and control my body.

When I woke up again, I found that I was lying on the grass with a bruised nose and a sore body.

Wolverine rubbed his fist and said to me: "The aliens are so powerful, you were injured by them."

It was you who beat me! ! !

The author has something to say: I'm really not Justin Bieber's black man, I just don't like how this brainless kid thinks he's just a big fool.