[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

Hello!Mr. Dog is a person who specializes in training pets with problems. The host is a Mexican. His method of training pets has been tried and tested. Everyone who has troubles will turn to him for help.

And today, what we have to face is a fierce dog among fierce dogs.

"Look, she's spitting at me, it's aggressive, that's not okay, what a bad girl."

Looking at the Mexican in front of me, I spit on him crazily, trying to disgust him, but I can only spit on the Superman on the left and Constantine on the right, and Superman blocked it for the host.

The Mexicans walked around the house Bruce Wayne had lent me, pointed to the half-eaten potato chips on the table and said, "Take this away, it's going to corrupt her, I want to ask, who is Her leader?"

Constantine and Superman looked at each other, and Constantine stood up, "I can be regarded as her current guardian, but it is Superman who has been watching her."

"Oh, that's you, come here, I'll give you a fruit candy." The Mexican put a candy in Constantine's hand, I wowed, and rushed over to take it: "I want this! Give it to me! I like to eat fruit candies! It’s the one unique to Gotam! My favorite!”

The Mexican kept staring at Constantine, and snapped his fingers to remind him: "Where are you looking, you should look at me, not her, and don't let her feel that she is important in this family. "

"Aren't you sick, Mexican? The wall didn't throw you out!? Don't forget, Constantine, I'm here because of you. I want fruit candy now! Give it to me!"

"Hey, you're going too far..." Constantine heard what I said and wanted to refute, but was silenced by the Mexican boo.

"Don't talk to her, you can do this if necessary." The Mexican stretched out his fingers and pinched the tender flesh on my neck.

I screamed: "Are you mentally retarded!! You are sick!! Go away!! I'm going to kill you!" I was about to open my arms to hit someone, but was picked up by Superman: "Don't hurt people ,I'm watching you."

"Eat/shit go Superman!"

The Mexican had a normal expression, he sizzled twice, and said to Constantine: "See, she got angry like this, she is really a bad girl, but don't worry, she will learn to be good within two weeks."

Hello!Mr Dog!A program that can teach your pet to behave!

What should I do if the pet is violent and hurts others? !

It doesn't matter!Our Mr Dog will take care of everything for you!

After the overlong opening title, the feature film began to be played on TV.

"You guys are crazy! I'm going to the Marvel crew!" The white-haired woman in front of the camera cried and shouted, the lipstick on her mouth was all over her mouth, as if she had been punched by someone, she bared her teeth Roaring: "Don't fucking shoot it!! Believe it or not, stuff it in your ass! I said don't shoot it! Don't fucking follow me!!"

Superman: "Bruce like you will actually send you to Arkham."

"Do you know how to say this!? Don't tell me what to do! Do you think I want to live in a place that is as big as a castle, with a comfortable house, where there are dishes made by star chefs every day!? My name is Bruce Wayne go do it yourself! I'm not going to shoot anymore!"

Superman wanted to catch her, but was stopped by a blond man, who took out a deck of playing cards, fiddled with them flexibly, and said, "You can leave if you want, but you will be sent directly to Arkham has become the enemy of the whole of America, how about we take a gamble, can we play poker?"

The woman on the TV had her nostrils dilated, panting heavily, and took the playing cards.

Later, Mr. Dog came over and looked at the two of them playing poker. He turned his head to the TV camera and said: "Look at them, how happy they are playing, this is the result of neglect, and she can't make her feel that she is very important .”

Then there is the commercial break.

And I'm not so happy, Konstantin wants to play poker with me, or if he doesn't play, he will go straight to Arkham. Don't look at this blond exorcist following my ass every day like a nanny, In fact, he is very good at playing cards, especially in playing cards, even the devil can't beat him with all kinds of tricks.

But, that Mexican guy won't let me eat properly!I was not allowed to use the stereo to play heavy metal rocks, and when I spat, I stretched out my hand and pinched me. If I resisted, I would be picked up by Superman. When I saw the big blue Superman, I felt sore all over my body, remembering the pain of ribs being inserted/into my lungs feeling.

If you win the game, you can leave here and go out for a walk. If you lose, you will be labored by the Mexicans, Superman watched.

Is this hell! !

In the face of this irrelevant gambling, I also tried my best. I remembered the time when I was alone in the casino. At that time, I was just like a blank piece of paper, and the most excessive thing I did was nothing more than blackmail. The system buys me a house with its own money, or uses the new abilities it gets on insignificant passers-by, or makes the heroine of the girl comic suffer from AIDS, and then accidentally releases shit monsters to flood the hospital streets, no, no, no , which is a matter of later.

No matter what God is!Let me win!

After the bloody match, the result is that I lost, I TM lost! ! !

After the competition, I found out that the opposite Constantine cheated! ! !He has a total of three decks of cards on him, and the grandson also said that it is useless to care about them after winning, it is useless, my lord!

Go to NMD!Lao Tzu's freedom!

Make me unhappy, right?Don't think about any of you!

When I lost, I flipped the table and threw the cards on the ground. Constantine looked at me speechlessly and lost his temper because of the loss. Superman immediately supported me from behind.

"You cheated!! You liar! Da Lan stopped me and watched me hack him to death!!"

I can't hurt anyone with Superman in my heart, and I keep it in my heart, thinking that I must win him in the future and make Constantine kneel to me at the poker table!

The Mexican came to me and said to the camera: "See, this is capricious and violent behavior, which is very dangerous. If your pet behaves like this, I advise you to send it to a pet institution for a few days. "

"You chicken tacos are full of bullshit! Shut up! What are you talking about in front of the TV!" No matter how crazy I was, it was useless.

For the next week, I gambled with Constantine at a fixed time every day, and by the way, I participated in a bad show and was spent by the Mexican walking on the main road with a dog on a leash.

He also put a bucket of KFC in front of me and wouldn't let me eat it.

Or, they tell me to go to bed at nine o'clock at night! ! !You still don't let me pick my teeth and feet while eating, so what if my teeth are stuffed!Just let him be stuffed like this! ?

Who can stand this! ! !

So, I pretended to change my past, got up at 7 o'clock in the morning, brushed my teeth, washed my face and listened to Bach. A psychiatrist appraised me. I changed from severe antisocial to moderate depression. Depression is much better than antisocial. Although Batman is still half-believing, he did the final appraisal himself. If you don’t believe others, you can always believe in yourself. Bar.

In the spirit of the responsible person, Constantine decided to take me to see his safe house. I, who has become a public figure, covered my face tightly. This scammer’s safe house is actually a big villa ! !He lied to me about living in his crappy apartment for so long!The toilet is often blocked, it's disgusting!If it weren't for the castle-like house that Bruce Wayne lent me, I would have...

No, no, beep, you're getting better now, you can't do this anymore, remember the Breaking Bad you watched, and the black man who made his fortune selling fried chicken.

That's right, I want to sell, sell fried chicken.

Constantine was not very reassuring about me and asked me to live in the safe house. I politely refused. He suggested, why not go to that Peter Parker?

I wondered: "How do you know Peter Parker? You and I have never seen him."

"Batman told me that he has investigated all the people you have come into contact with. The Coulson who fought with you online and offered you a bounty is Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. How can you have the money to buy PS software when people are like this?"

"Oh, let's not talk about this, can you give me some funds? I want to open a fried chicken shop."

"Why do you ask me this kind of thing? I don't have any money. Look at me. You're like a vampire. You've wiped out everything except the magic weapon." Constantine opened his mouth as he spoke. arms.

I expressed that I didn't want to see Peter Parker, this hateful man, who betrayed me to Coulson, causing my identity to be exposed.

Batman celebrates me being a normal person and giving me 100 million to go to college, he looks so relieved I don't know what good I'm doing for him, his adopted son Dick is getting along with me regardless of the past , told me that it was all because the villains in Gotham were too bad and never got better. I was the first one. He also tentatively asked me if I had any ideas about the future. I almost asked myself The phrase "revenge on society" came out.

I left Gotham with 100 million and returned to New York. I took out 50 and secretly went to an underground casino to play when Constantine left here to exorcise demons. After taking off the monitoring device, I happily called two beauties, and he teased me about whether I am developed now.

I shook my head, "It's just a bad reality show, by the way, have you watched Breaking Bad?"

Deadpool said very politely: "What? Do you want to sell drugs?"

He was very satisfied with my plan to destroy all the plots, disrupt the whole world and cause irreparable panic in the editorial department, and discussed the specific content with me. I think he should be a big mouth, and he only said a little bit. , For example, if you want to blow someone’s back, or go to Youtube to be a live broadcast anchor, specializing in live broadcasting and criticizing villains and superheroes, with the name of Huntsman, I think it should be easy to become popular.

After hearing this, he clapped his hands and asked, "Are you good at chemistry? Would you like me to bring some drug makers to teach you?"

I shook my head, saying that I had watched Breaking Bad 100 times, and I had learned everything except the male protagonist Lao Bai's wife who was so annoying to death.

"Huh? Aren't you a Huntsman? You're cool, you know, you're the God of our keyboard fighters." A dead fat man came to me, he recognized me, and called his brothers, "The scolding battle between you and Stark is really exciting. I've been annoyed by that playboy for a long time! This kind of rich boy knows how to pick up women! Bah! I hate rich people!"

The idea of ​​this group is deeply rooted in my heart, and I started my fried chicken business after taking a photo with them and signing autographs.

The shop became a hit on the first day it opened, because it was opened by Sao Man, and everyone wanted to see what the daily life of the woman who started the Internet scolding war was like.

There are also some people who came to smash the store, and I filled the chrysanthemums with chili sauce. Because of this, there are almost no people who come to find fault. Bruce Wayne even came to me and asked me why I didn’t go up University.

"University? Like a teen movie full of XXX and naked//running college? I don't want to go."

Bruce Wayne: "I think you have a little misunderstanding about college, and I want to help you."

Who is this radiant Batman? !I don't know you!

I tremblingly said that I don't want to go to college, and studying makes people ugly. Look at the great men in the textbooks, how handsome they were when they were young, and that is what they looked like before studying.

Batman said that he would respect my ideas, and suggested that since I have no family, then just accept me as an adopted daughter.

"Are you crazy!? I don't want it. A lone star's aura comes over me. I want to open a fried chicken restaurant. I just like fried chicken!"

Bruce Wayne said that if you like dry fried chicken shop, then go for it, and if you don’t adapt to the life of normal people, you can go to him.

you are annoying!Think I'm mentally retarded! !

Nonsense fried chicken restaurant, a fried chicken restaurant that has become popular in recent months, is well received by teenagers, but older parents don't welcome it very much. After all, the boss is the hunter who insulted Captain America.

Although this is a fried chicken restaurant on the surface, I secretly opened up a special channel to make fried chicken mixed with drugs.

As a result, unfortunately, once when I tasted the special fried chicken, HIGH turned over and accidentally put two different fried chickens in the wrong box.

The guy who eats the wrong fried chicken is Bruce Banner, the Hulk, who turns green with rage.

Bruce Banner often comes to the store, according to him, it’s just because it’s delicious. I didn’t know he was the Hulk at the time, and I often teased the name Hulk as if my wife gave me green. Look at his honest appearance. He also specifically reminded him not to be a catcher. At that time, Bruce Banner just smiled awkwardly.

That day, Dr. Bruce Banner did not eat in the store because the Avengers had an emergency meeting, but chose to take it away. When he returned, he shared the delicacy with Thor, and ended up eating the poisonous fried food. Dr. Bruce Banner of the chicken froze instantly during the meeting, and fell straight to the ground, his skin changed between blue and green, scaring others into thinking that he was going to transform, please Stark quickly put on the armor Got it, but Thor didn’t get any better, after eating fried chicken, he took off his clothes and flew into the sky naked//Running, still shouting to find his brother, probably back to Asgar Virtue.

These are the words of Captain America who came to capture me.

Captain America has mixed feelings about the white-haired girl in front of him, because of her, the friendly-looking Agent Coulson has changed his temperament drastically, and because of her, he has somehow appeared on variety shows and news headlines, please Stark I am not so polite anymore, I saw the woman who had had a scolding battle with me, picked up the cannon and bombed her fried chicken shop, saying: "Don't think that everyone thinks you are normal and you can do anything wrong, say, What did you eat our Hulk!!"

I watched Stark blow up my fried chicken shop, and I gave him a middle finger without any fluctuations in my heart, and said: "You NB, you are great, you and your mother gave birth to your father."

I asked you, Stark, to take off the mask angrily, and when he was wearing the battle suit, he came to strangle me and tear me apart. We pinched each other and rolled into a ball, and Captain America couldn't stop it.

Iron Man and I pinched and bit, he pulled my hair and I pulled his ears and his temples, the two of us fought from the ruins of the fried chicken shop into the fountain under the steps.