[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

I was beaten, I was fucking beaten! ! !

Still got beaten by a pervert wearing black/ears/tight/body/clothes!

I froze for a moment, and when I came back to my senses, I saw that pervert with cat ears took out a small thing with electric current, and wanted to poke me.

I surrounded them both with my hormonal powers, and I want these two people to fuck until they die! !

Batman saw more and more mohawk-haired women around him, looking dazed, and asked the white-haired women, "What did you do to them!?"

I stretched out my finger and shook it twice and said: "It should be what I did to you, you hit me! I will kill you! And that young brother over there, you are next door to me It was very noisy when I lived there, do you know that, if it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t have gone to see Mad Max because I couldn’t sleep because of the noise, so it’s all your fault !"

Dick was displeased after hearing this, "You are so arrogant! Is your voice really that loud?"

"Dick, don't answer her."

Batman took out his bat dart and threw it at me. I smashed it with the strength of my double, and Batman didn't have time to be shocked. The next second, I ran to them, kicked Nightwing first, and then stretched out my fist It hit the ground, and in an instant, the hut began to collapse. Batman picked up Nightwing and ran out, but countless women stopped them. The group of women tore off their clothes and rubbed against Batman's thigh hungrily.

But at this moment, I ran out first, since I decided to use my method to find the way home, then let them deviate from the plot, and the editorial department that Deadpool said, don’t draw me things that travel through the dimensional world Just because I can't bring them small bucks money?Go to NMD. I thought that the Metamorphosis I participated in before was the limit of my patience. I didn’t expect that there are shameless people everywhere. Aren’t you making a plot of the Avengers? Make money!

This street has turned into the wasteland it is today. Of course the police/cops in Gotham know about it. It seems that this thing is related to superpowers. Those weird people don’t go out from there, just waiting for Batman to go After tidying up, ordinary people are going to die when they go in?Think about what the Joker said when he entered Arkham the other day!

"Our boss is the Huntsman!! We are going to bring chaos to Gotan! We are the new blood!" Because of Batman's intrusion, many people also plucked up the courage to enter this strange street, among them There was a group of reporters. They were interviewing a young Mohegan. This young man was wearing heavy make-up and dancing for the reporter's camera. I looked over and found that the logo of the station was actually CNN!This TV station reports fake news for money, so if this Bichi TV station reports my story, why not smear it like a crow? !

I walked up to the reporter and said to the female reporter who was trembling with fear: "Fake news!!"

The female reporter asked me bravely: "Why do you say fake news? Do you think our news is adulterated?"

"Isn't this nonsense? If you want to know why, just ask your producers. None of them are true. It's people like you who make most of the teenagers in the United States mentally retarded. Probably after I said this Soon your presidents will be tweeting me likes."

The female reporter obviously wanted to argue with me. At this moment, a large wooden stake flew towards me and hit me on the head. The blood flowed out like this. When I turned around, it was Batman. He came from the ruins. stood up.

"What are you guys doing! That man is dangerous!" Batman yelled at the reporter who risked his life to come in to interview: "Get lost!"

Because of my head injury, I needed to absorb life force, so I just caught the female reporter. I used my ability to suck her dry. Batman was powerless to stop me. He is just an ordinary person and has no superpowers. Why is this person like this? No self-awareness yet.

"You killed her." He stated all this seriously: "You will pay for it."

I chuckled: "I heard someone say this before on the Internet. You are not the only one who said that. The person who said that shot me in the chest. Guess what happened?" I lowered my voice. : "I took away a third of New York's spring."

At this time, Nightwing also stood up from the ruins with difficulty. He clutched his ribs and wanted to stand up and fight me. Batman asked me why I did this.

"Why, of course there is my reason. In order to return to the world I want and destroy the plot of people in comic book movies like you, I originally wanted to start in New York. You know, Gotan is a good place , so that I can avoid the limelight."

"You're crazy, I'm going to send you to Arkham."

I laughed: "You are crazy, I have investigated it a long time ago, there is a dark knight in Gotan, he believes in the clause of no killing, but the bad guys you catch will escape from prison every now and then, come out and continue to kill, you Do you really understand or pretend to be confused, maybe you take this place of Getan as your own amusement park, a large clinic for the treatment of psychological trauma."

"In the United States, as long as you have money, the law is bullshit. No matter how many people you kill, as long as you have money, a murderer can be acquitted. Group guy, this kind of person will not be sentenced to death, just because that person is a very smart professor who has contributed a lot to society, of course, this is all white, if it is black or Asian like me It doesn't matter , Walking on the street or on the main road may be /shot/killed by the police.”

"However, Batman, after I said a lot, you don't think that the reason why I am like this is because I am dissatisfied with American society. I am not an American at all! No matter what kind of shit America has become, It's just for fun!"

Batman took out the rope silently, and he and Nightwing attacked me. While avoiding their attacks, I taunted him with words: "Hehehe, I can't hit you, I'm mad at you."

Suddenly, I saw a red figure rushing over, and quickly punched me and knocked me flying. I drove the stand-in, and I would be smashed into pieces within half a meter of me, but this person, he is not afraid! ! !

I knocked down a building, with shattered fractures all over my body, and bleeding from all seven orifices. This lap almost didn't let me pass directly. No, I can't just die like this. Thinking so, I stretched out my hand and touched the ground.

"Your power also comes from nature?" The big blue man in a red cloak stood in front of me. He was also a pervert in tights. The strange thing was that he was not afraid of my substitute.

The body seems to be made of steel.

"I hit too hard, sorry, Batman, I'm here to help you!"

Batman didn't thank the big blue guy, but said unnaturally: "Get out of Gotan!"

"It's Superman!! Superman is coming!"

"It's the Superman of Metropolis!!"

The onlookers started to cheer, this guy named Superman flew in the air, saw me move my hands, his eyes shot red lasers and hit my hand, the hot lasers made me withdraw my hand, and he also quickly Flying over, pinching my hands with both hands to prevent me from absorbing life force to heal myself, there is no life force to absorb, and the whole body is bleeding, only the eyeballs can move, I opened my mouth to scold him, but he seems to be able to know in advance What was in my mind, I looked at me strangely and said: "So I can still curse people like this, I have learned."

Well, Big Blue, you will be my enemy from now on.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you! !

I thought so in my heart, but my body was already failing, and I fell into a coma.

When I woke up again, I was in a dark room.

I was tied to a chair, and there was a table in front of me, and Konstantin was sitting there.

I saw him smoking a cigarette, scratching his head, and beside him was a beautiful woman in a black lady's suit.

I finally saw my loved ones!

After I woke up, regardless of the pain on my body, I hurriedly said to him: "Help! I was molested by two guys in tights! I was tricked into filming!"

The big beauty let out a "wow", and then said to Constantine: "This is the child you got by accident? What a personality."

"Zatana, don't shame me..." The guy put out the cigarette, found a chair and sat down and looked at me: "Do you know what you did? You killed people, more than that One, bring back that third of New York's spring, and the rest you can ask for blessings, and I will do my best to you."

Seeing that he seemed to want to give up on me, I was in a hurry: "What are you doing! What's wrong with killing people! They should all be damned! I'm just bored on the Internet and being a keyboard warrior! Why are there so many people who flesh me out? It's already serious when I'm full. It has affected my life!"

He rubbed his forehead: "Also, what did you do to Professor Xavier."

"That's all Deadpool's fault! He said he could talk to the editor, and he wanted to see my ability. I begged him for a long time and he refused to agree to me, saying that I can't make money for the editor, so I will add more roles to myself." , when I have my own fan base..."

Constantine knocked on the table: "Not this one! There are more!"

"What are you in a hurry for? Didn't you just flood that freak school with shit! Knock on some table, it looks like you're amazing! Let me tell you, if it wasn't for that big blue guy in tights, I would have been imprisoned it's here?"

"Zatana, please." Afterwards, Constantine motioned for the beautiful woman beside him to approach me. I was tied up all over, with a mouth clip on my mouth, and a woman named Zatanna came to me. Behind me, I pressed my head with both hands and started to perform the exercises.

It is said to be Fa Gong, but in fact I can't feel anything.

A few minutes later, Zatanna panicked and left me. She looked at me in horror and wanted to talk to Konstantin alone.

Outside the confinement room, Batman followed Zatana with an instrument. He had been watching everything in the house through the double-sided mirror, and Zatana's nervous appearance made him feel even more threatened.

That woman is too dangerous.

If it wasn't for Superman, then it was simply a disaster for the earth.

Zatana found a place and said to the two men: "I saw her brain, which is very messy. This is what people with mental problems have, but this is not the point."

"The point is, I saw hell on earth in her mind, Constantine, are you sure you summoned a human?"

Constantine asked: "What's wrong? What did you see?"

"Stupid limbs, and monsters lurking in the Atlantic sea, original sin of man, good things destroyed, heroes, families, obscenity, arrogance, creation, destruction, blood, blood, blood, and her own death."

"She should have died a long time ago, Konstantin, are you sure you just made a mistake in summoning the demon? She can destroy the world, like a ****, I don't want to stay under the same roof with her, it makes me very uncomfortable. "

"I probably understand what it means," Batman said after thinking, "Then lock her up in Gotham, Arkham is very suitable for her."

Constantine cut it a bit: "Arkham, what is the probability of escape? I saw that it would be better to find a psychiatrist for her to take a good look. I already thought she was sick."

"I brought her here. Since this is the case, I have to be responsible to her. Don't look at her like this. In fact, she is very dependent on me."

Batman thinks it is okay to find a psychiatrist. After all, it is better to use such a powerful person to protect the world, so Bruce Wayne spent a lot of money to hire a gold medal nanny from the "Magic Nanny" show.

It is said to be a nanny, but it is actually a psychiatrist. A group of the best psychiatrists in the United States have jointly organized such a program to save those disobedient teenagers.

Bee is already a 20-year-old, completely ineligible to be on the show, but!

This TM is Hunting Man!

It was Bruce Wayne who helped open the back door!

What is the relationship between them?

Also, Bruce Wayne invited Superman to be her parent in order to keep the Huntsman from doing anything wrong!

The husband of the murdered female reporter publicly said to Huntsman on TV: "You can't get my hate." It was well received by the TV industry.

Big Blue is coming to be my parent?

Constantine and Batman got shit in their heads?

"Um, hi, we meet again, don't play any tricks," the big blue man said to me unnaturally: "I hope this can cure you."

I replied ungratefully: "You let me beat you out of the shit and I'll be much better."

After hearing this, Superman picked up the collar of my clothes and threw it in front of the production team: "Hurry up and treat her. From what she said, she must be terminally ill."

I struggled: "Go to NM! Give me the time of a song and I will make you incontinent! You XX Bichi XX yourself X yourself, your mother is pregnant and your uncle knew it first!"

People present: "Wow - what a bad boy."

Tony Stark heard that The Huntsman was going to be on a TV show sponsored by Bruce Wayne, and he was so excited that he wanted to join in. Bruce Wayne immediately removed him as a special guest.

According to Bruce's words: "You will delay her treatment."

Tony Stark's reply was: "Hehe, as expected, all the mentally ill in the United States will go to this ghost place of Gotham."

As soon as the Magic Nanny started broadcasting, the ratings skyrocketed.

And I have to endure being told what to do by a mentally retarded middle-aged old lady.

For example, it's time for lunch.

"I'm going to starve to death!" I didn't wait for anyone else, and went directly to the table to grab the fried chicken legs.

Then a group of men in black came over and took all my food.

I got angry: "What do you mean!? Are you sick!?"

The magic nanny coughed twice: "Your parents haven't eaten yet, and your posture is wrong, too rude, you have to respect your parents."

I looked back at Superman, he looked at me innocently, I pointed at him and said to the magic nanny: "Fuck you, you really think this big blue guy is my parent? What's wrong with you? !"

The magic nanny said to the video recorder at this time: "Since Bee doesn't cooperate with me, I decided to start talking time." Then she took me to the kitchen, who was upset, and found a small bench for me to sit on. I felt uncomfortable from then on. When the top came down, the nanny scolded, "I didn't tell you not to come down! Now, I want you to sit here for two hours."

I came down again: "I won't sit down, what's the matter?"

At this time, the nanny squatted down and said to the video recorder, "I squatted down so that I can look directly into her eyes."

"Beep, why are you doing this? Is it because you think your parents don't love you?"

"Auntie, look carefully at Superman's face, are you sure he is my parent?"

"Are you doing this wanton destruction because you don't think you're loved?"

I couldn't bear it anymore, and spit into the nanny's mouth.

"Ahhhhhh!!! Don't take pictures! Don't take pictures!!" The nanny pinched her own neck, pointed at me angrily and said, "This is a hopeless devil! Go find someone else! I no!"

Immediately afterwards, Bruce Wayne found me a few more helplessly, but they were all turned into lunatics in the end.

Superman also felt frightened.

If he hadn't stopped him, those nannies would not only be crazy, but they might actually go to the toilet to eat/shit!

Desperate, Batman decides to send the Beep to Arkham.

At this time, Constantine, who had been pretending to be dead, spoke up.

"How are you Mr. Dog?"

Zatana was puzzled: "But it's a dog specially trained..."

"Treat her in a human way!"

The author has something to say: I’m going to be busy in September, so I’ll do more when I’m free, don’t scold me if I write badly