[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

Professor X, who was sitting in a wheelchair, had a dignified expression. He stretched out a finger and pointed at his forehead, holding back his anger and said, "To be honest, I don't like using my abilities on my students."

At this time, Wolverine also escaped here from the tsunami outside, with a Deadpool in his hand. The two of them were not so lucky. They were soaked in excrement several times. Deadpool who fell into a coma after eating a few mouthfuls of feces, then showed his paws, and said to Beep: "This is your super power? Undo it for me! No matter whether you are a woman or a child, I They will kill you!"

Seeing the angry Wolverine, Phoenix opened his mouth to comfort him and calm him down. Wolverine looked back at his beloved woman and retracted his paws, but he was about to explode and said with restraint: "You don't know I'm What happened outside, I was forced to eat shit!! It’s all this woman! Professor, I suggest locking her up, this ability is too dangerous.”

Cyclops shrugged his shoulders, holding back a smile: "This ability is so disgusting."

I felt that I would be in bad luck if I didn’t talk anymore, so I ran to Wolverine with a smile, and jokingly said: "Isn’t it just eating/shit, it’s okay, people fart or smell shit!"

As a result, the atmosphere became more awkward.

Under the suggestion of everyone, the professor decided to brain me.

Then he told me that I was a Saohunter. Professor Xavier didn't know a Saohunter. He didn't know how to pay attention to all kinds of weird things on the Internet, but young people knew it. Kuaiyin and Scarlet Witch pointed at me and started yelling, and the other young mutants took out their phones and started sending FB.

Kuaiyin came to me and said happily: "I didn't expect you to be the Huntsman. It's great. I'm going to hand you over. The 10 yuan is mine!"

What!Does this guy want to hand me over to that guy Coulson? That guy is crazy now, I will be torn to pieces if I fall into his hands! !Ah, forget it whatever you want, when the time comes, use your stand-in ability to suck up the whole of New York into a wasteland, if you want to die, everyone will die together.

Professor X obviously read my thoughts, he told Kuaiyin to wait a moment, and then asked me: "What is your ability?"

Wolverine didn't want the professor to talk nonsense with me anymore, so he wanted to pick up my collar and throw it out. I was also anxious, so I summoned a substitute and touched Wolverine's body.

The huge vitality was absorbed by me, and Wolverine staggered, he let go of the hand holding my clothes, and fell to his knees on the ground, Phoenix went to help him, and Cyclops looked at me vigilantly.

I waved my hand, "This is my ability. Destruction and creation are like two sides of a coin. I am omnipotent about biological things. I can also do resurrection of the dead."

Looking at their dull eyes, I went on to say: "Oh, going to the toilet is also a form of biological expression, so I can do it, and Hunting Sao, it's not what the variety show said at all. Want to mess up America! That’s just because it’s fun! Don’t you think it’s fun! What’s wrong with putting XXP into people’s mouths! That’s fun!!” The more I spoke, the more excited I got, and I danced and danced. At this time, the outside of Xavier School stopped A lot of police/cars, everyone was obviously called by the movement here, the police outside looked at the school spraying shit, stretched out their hands and made a cross on their chests.

After Kuaiyin heard what I said, he asked me puzzled: "You did this for fun? You insulted those people who have nothing to do with you just because of fun? This is too perverted."

When I heard this, I completely let go of the image I had been managing in school. Anyway, because of this incident, I pointed at Kuaiyin and said loudly: "Pervert? You call this kind of behavior Abnormal!? Since you think my behavior is not good, then quickly find me a guy who can travel through dimensions. A group of Americans have nothing to do when they are full. Don’t look at what the boss of your country has done to people from other countries , but chased me like a fly that saw carrion, I am perverted, and you Americans are even more perverted! The news media is lying without exception! There are a large group of young people outside who think that the chicken they eat is suicide. If you will I give it to that lunatic named Coulson and I'm going to be the bad guy because the world is fake! I'm going to tear down the wall on the Mexican border! And I'm going to help refugees smuggle into the US! You're just waiting for drug dealers and halal Be like the sun at six o'clock every day!"

Professor X thought about it.

Then sent me to jail/prison.

When I went to prison again, I missed Constantine, this guy walked for many days because he was going to exorcise, and his cousin Jotaro, he will definitely help me beat those guys (he will beat you ).

However, the car transporting me to the prison overturned on the way.

I got out of the car and saw Deadpool in a red uniform.

"Hey, you guy, although you make me very uncomfortable with your uncle Deadpool, the guys in the editorial department are very interested in you, but because our publication is for all ages, I will send you next door Crew, do you like Metropolis or Gotham?"

I stopped Deadpool from saying, "Wait! You know the editorial department, can you ask him to draw me back, and I will repay you. Do you have anyone who wants to resurrect it?"

Deadpool swayed for a while, and suddenly became deep: "The answer is——"

"Of course not! Because you can't make them a lot of money!"

I hugged my head and exclaimed: "Evil capitalism!!"

"Think about it, you are a character who appeared in a joint issue, and there is no personal issue to accumulate popularity, why should the editor talk to you, but it just so happens that our two people have collided, so it won't be repeated, you Go to Gotham, the heroes over there are better than our heroes."

"I don't care! You find me! Find me someone who can make me cross! Is there anyone here who is super smart!? Someone who can build things like Doraemon." I asked Deadpool.

"Yes, Tony Stark, but you offended me."

"What! Tony Stark is actually that very smart person!? I thought he was a simple rich man. If I knew he was such a character, why would I have scolded him in the first place!"

Deadpool came over and pushed me playfully by the shoulder: "Hunter, now everyone knows who you are, everyone on the Internet hates you, why don't you go to Gotham to avoid the limelight, there are bad guys there Well, Batman is a bit scary, but you can get along with him, his adopted son Nightwing's body, that ass, wow-"

Deadpool is right. When I was taken away from Xavier School for Geniuses by the police, my identity as Huntsman was also exposed. Everyone I scolded wanted to hack me to death. Coulson has not moved now. According to the way he was crazy before, he will definitely not let me go.

Now everyone knows me.

Thinking about it carefully, I really thought, no, I'm just fucking off! !

But being a keyboard warrior is super fun!

A new neighbor came next to Dick Grayson's apartment. It is said that he came from New York. I don't know who will come to Gotham City, which has the lowest security in the United States. She is still a single woman, because the old bat has something to do. So Dick didn't know much, and just left the apartment for two weeks.

Then, in the process of accompanying Batman to punish rape and eradicate evil again, Batman found that there was something wrong with a certain street in Gotham. Dick took a closer look, and it was his home.

"What's going on?" Dick asked.

Batman also wondered: "I don't know, the detector can't see clearly, I need to see for myself."

As a result, two people went.

What about the street.

Where did the street go.

Where is this place full of wasteland atmosphere?

Why do people here still wear big iron nails on their cars, so they look like Mad Max.

There is also a whore who loads a machine gun in her own mouth, do you think this is the movie Thelma & Louise! !

Dick returned to his familiar home, only to find that his home was gone, replaced by a castle built of ruins.

"Where's my home! Where's my home!?"

He and Batman came to the castle and found that a white-haired woman had become the king. Isn't this the new neighbor! !Not a normal person either? !Gotham is not a psychopath dump!

"Oh? The partner of justice is here, don't worry about me, I'm fine." The white-haired woman opened her mouth to speak.

This is not about your problem, what have you done to the residents outside, why is it only two weeks, men and women are full of madness, and shaved into mohicans!

"Oh, you're talking about people outside. I watched Mad Max and Thelma & Louise for two days in a row. I wanted to try the atmosphere of the wasteland. I didn't expect the residents here to be so crazy. It's amazing."

"Turn them back!" Ye Yi took out his weapon, Batman stopped him, and saw Batman say to the woman: "Hunter, why did you come to Gotham, shouldn't you be active in New York?"

I smiled and told my experience.

After I met Deadpool that day, I was thinking about whether to go to Gotham or Metropolis, but with a piercing rock music, a fire-breathing Iron Man appeared in front of me, Tony Stark deser To show off to me, he first took out a lot of banknotes and threw them into the sky, and then said to me: "Didn't you say to see who is better, you will be the loser if you lose!"

I ignored Tony Stark and my shit, put my head down and started collecting money.

Then I was shot /shot/ in the back.

Right in the chest, still □□.

When I turned around, it was the father of the 300-year-old girl who weighed 12 catties. He was holding a gun. When he saw that he had hit me, he was loaded with another bullet.

Because I was accidentally injured by a pig's head, I used a double to drain their vitality and healed myself.

And all of this was seen by Tony Stark.

He was first surprised by the big hole in my chest, then my decisive killing method, and finally my ability to heal myself.

"It was a miracle, but, my dear, you killed someone."

I looked back at Iron Man: "Yes! How about killing me! I'll kill every one of these brain/mentally disabled people!" After speaking, I stretched out my hand and pressed it to the ground, absorbing the vitality of New York City.

A third of New York was turned into wasteland.

I also woke up the moment I was shot, why should I look for others, no one can be trusted!I'm going back on my own!The big deal is to summon Cthulhu again, and make good friends with him again!

So I fled to Gotham. I heard that this place has the worst law and order in the United States. I use the ability of hormones to let myself live in an apartment. The only bad thing is that the handsome black-haired guy next door always takes women home.

As for the wasteland mode that the street suddenly becomes.

Don't you think it's really fun! !I can't be a keyboard warrior, can't I play role-playing? !

Batman gave me a big mouth after hearing my story: "Can't play."