[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

Hunting Sao, a person who hangs around in the virtual world of the Internet, whenever everyone is happy about something, Hunting Sao will come over, curse inexplicably and post disgusting pictures to the comments.

And a guy named Coulson, because Huntsman insulted Captain America, was punished, and the Internet offered a reward of 10, just to find Huntsman.

But he who everyone hated was actually her.

According to the information Coulson got, Hunting Man is actually a young woman! !

Still an Asian woman with white hair.

With such obvious features, it should be easy to find someone, no!Hard to find!

My name is Bee, in fact I wasn’t originally called Bee, who would have such a ghost name, it’s all because I was hated by some people in the past, which caused the butterfly effect to be retaliated by others, and I died a miserable death.

Then I was revived by the system. The revived me could no longer say my real name, and I vowed to take revenge. On the way of revenge, another time traveler, she led others to rebel, and the system was with me No contact.

In the end, having succeeded in revenge, I set a new goal, to become an honest person.

Of course, people like me can’t be idle anymore. Originally in the original world, without the system, we eat, drink, play, and have a super rich relative who wants to eat the old for the rest of his life. In the end, I secretly hid the big leaf Discovered by cousin Jotaro!This guy didn't say what he wanted to do by sneaking into my room. After he saw what I was hiding, he took me to the drug rehabilitation center overnight, but I wasn't addicted to that thing at all!He didn't believe it, so he insisted on letting me stay here.

All in all, I burned down the drug rehabilitation center with other patients. I won’t talk about the details of this kind of thing. The plot after that was that my cousin was furious.

I thought I became a heroic spirit. After all, I had blown Gilgamesh's dog's head, and said in a coquettish voice: "You fucking are my master?"

I didn't expect to be embarrassed, this is not my world, and my heart that can lead me through different worlds is gone.

right!No!The Demon Hammer that Cthulhu gave me is gone!With my heart!Just empty!nothing!

Luckily my double is still there, as is the brown note.

It is very difficult and boring to find people who can travel through time and space. It is heartbreaking to see people flying around in the sky every day. Ever since I dragged him to dance in the street, Constantine has become my partner. Parents, because I helped him deal with the demons, I came here because of him. He is very kind to me. Except for the moldy fruits in the refrigerator, he will fish me out when I get into a situation, and he will not talk nonsense. The only bad thing is that he seems to like to cheat his teammates very much, and the partners around him don't have a long time.

So I became a hunter.

It's all for fun!

That guy named Coulson found Peter Parker's house, and this guy actually did what he said!And offered me a reward of 10 yuan on the Internet.

There are also a few people who specially formed an online variety show, looking for Sao Man.

"For a long time, Huntsman has made our Internet miserable. What will Huntsman comment on when you celebrate your birthday?" The host on the screen was interviewing a black woman, and the woman was crying On the one hand, she said: "The Huntsman said my XX is a big broken vat!! Also, he put XXP into my mouth, and that was my mouth!!" The woman then fainted.

"Doctor! Come quickly, oh my god, this is really a crime, next one, this gentleman, do you have any grudge against Hunting Man?" The host passed the microphone to the next person.

"The Huntsman insulted Captain America! She also put a lot of XXP into Captain America's mouth! She also put the G/V picture on the Captain America's face!!! Unforgivable!"

"Huh? When did it happen? We haven't seen these photos before."

"She sent it to me alone, probably because she was afraid that things would get worse, but let me tell you, Huntsman!! Things have already gone wrong! We must find you!"

An obese middle-aged man who was sweating profusely was the most excited: "Yes! I have to apologize to my daughter! Although she weighs 300 pounds and is only 12 years old, she is not a fat pig!! She is very beautiful! Even because of Fat is going to have heart transplant surgery and a pig heart, she is not a fat pig!!"

"Fat pig." A voice suddenly came from the auditorium behind him. I don't know who said it. The fat man turned around with difficulty and vowed to wring that person's head off.

At the same time, when Captain America was about to walk home after exercising, he was stopped by the black widow who came to see him and watched the TV show. Steve looked at Coulson wearing a hair tie on the screen, Holding a big red sign offering a reward of 10 yuan for Sao Hunter, he felt like he couldn't keep up with the trend.

"What's this? Is it interesting?" Steve asked Agent Natasha Romanoff.

The beautiful Black Widow adjusted the progress bar of the phone with a smile. Seeing Coulson yelling about what Huntsman did to Captain America's photo, he looked up at the red-haired woman and asked, "Coulson invited two The day off, just to participate in the show?"

After hearing this, the Black Widow smiled and replied: "It's a guy named Hunting Man, who has been swearing under everyone's comments these past few months. The reason why Coulson did this is because that guy on the Internet insulted your photos with low-level means. , and stimulated Coulson to a certain extent, but the strange thing is that we used many methods to find this person, but we followed the network cable to find another person, which is very strange."

Steve lowered his head, looking helplessly at his fanboy Coulson, as if he had been brainwashed by a pyramid scheme, and shouted to make Huntsman pay the price, and he suddenly felt as if he was really old.

The black widow saw Steve's mood, comforted him and said: "Tony Stark is very interested in this guy, after all he was scolded miserably, it's the first time I saw Tony so angry, he said a lot bad language."

I hate Tony Stark. I once scolded him because he had a party and was jealous of rich people. He thought I didn't know that he opened a trumpet at the same time and scolded me. He also thought about looking for me, looking for me this time After the Huntsman show came out, Tony Stark immediately sponsored the online show, and with great fanfare, put the show on the TV station with the highest ratings, publicly challenging me.

Because I was offered a reward on the Internet, people were looking for me everywhere. I had no choice but to cut my hair into a square inch and pretended to be pitiful and went to a freak concentration camp, no, it was a school for mutants.

Professor X welcomed me very highly, and the students were also very enthusiastic about me. I said that I was a wandering mutant. Although Professor X didn't believe me, he accepted this statement.

I took my mobile phone to keep an eye on everyone's search for Sao Man, and found one thing, that is, I was attacked countless times, but only Coulson hacked my mobile phone, and now this newly bought mobile phone shows The news has also been attacked countless times, but every time it is said that there is no one like me.

That's where it gets interesting.

Is this a golden finger?

Even if I was tracked down, I couldn’t be found. Either I found someone else or there was no such person. Hehehe, that’s great. Since this is the case, let’s stop for a few days and wait for the storm of online rewards to pass. I won’t go back to Constantine’s house for a few days. Yeah, Peter Parker definitely betrayed me, he came to this bald loser school to hide for a few days, just to see if there is anyone related to space.

Then came the mutant school nightmare.

On the first day that the student Bie came, Deadpool also came back, crying and shouting to see the newcomer's superpowers, and yelling at the editor for adding another newcomer.

When I heard Deadpool say editor, after drawing a few keywords, I pestered him and threatened him to let the editor draw me home, or I would blow his ass.

Deadpool said that his chrysanthemum had long been dedicated to his girlfriend.

I replied, "What about a microphone covered in chipotle sauce?"

Professor X felt that the two of us were affecting the mental health of other students, and wanted to drive us away. I pretended to be mentally retarded, and rubbed against Deadpool while he yelled disgustingly and wanted to run. I was in a hurry. Yes, I finally met a person who can travel through dimensions, and I have to keep him no matter what method I use!

So I took out the brown note.

On that day, the students of Xavier School felt the terror of diarrhea.

The whole school happened to have diarrhea at the same time by coincidence, there were not enough toilets at all!Especially Professor X, who was originally a paralyzed man, could not move easily. This affected him, and his lower body almost jumped up.

Wolverine thought it was Deadpool, only to find that Deadpool was the worst.

The intestines came out, and the face was completely submerged in the feces. If it was not pulled to death, it would be drowned.

After a while, Deadpool came back to life again. He yelled and cursed, and took out his knife to cut me into pieces.

As if threatening, I raised my flute and said loudly: "Don't come here! If you get angry, I will make you spit shit all the time! Your personal movie is also over! No one wants to watch a hero spit shit and shit! "

"You bitch!! Are you doing this to me for your own personal movie! It's really vicious! It's not up to me to decide! You need to talk to the editor! And you know about the real world ?Looking at your crazy character, you are not drawn by the editorial department to replace Lao Tzu, are you? I won’t just be so out of date?! Hey! We collided with each other! In the whole world of superheroes, there is only me Can make vulgar jokes!"

Seeing Deadpool look like this, I took out my circumcision knife and explained: "Do you know what Jews do when they reach a certain age?"

"Just cut down on your XX and tear off a piece of skin. Even if your piece of skin is gone, it's okay. I will peel it off for you like a banana."

Deadpool couldn't take it anymore, he stretched out his foot to kick me, I blocked his attack, in an instant, ripples formed on the surrounding shit surface, and created a sea wave, this huge wave could submerge a person's head, Wolverine was shocked when he saw it Shouting: "What the hell did you two do!!" I left Deadpool behind, walked into College X, ran to Professor X's office, closed the door and turned around, only to find a group of people, smelly all over and full of murderous intent. waiting for me.

Cyclops stroked his glasses.

Professor X stinks all over his body, and he no longer speaks loudly to me: "You can tell me what to do."

The author has something to say: I have decided to become a Saohunter, imagine the process of Loki coming to the earth as the heroine live broadcast on the mobile phone, and do anything for the ratings. It’s over, and the brain hole is getting bigger and bigger

They are all coded in the office. I write and write when I have nothing to do, but if I am busy, I can’t write. I will only be busy for about ten days a month, but I will not give up because I am very tired when writing. I'm happy, I hope everyone can enjoy watching it too, let's reduce the pressure haha