[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

X, XX, an innocent young girl was summoned by an evil exorcist with a demon summoning circle, causing her to leave her hometown. The evil exorcist wanted to turn the girl into a bloody slave executioner, but how could the girl be Surrendered, she fought the exorcist, the sky and the earth suddenly rose, and everyone turned from despair to hope. They pinned their hopes on the girl, hoping that she could save them, and even the moldy and smelly children in the refrigerator Poor pizza fruits, they want to be fresher and eaten by people, instead of being imprisoned in the refrigerator by the evil exorcist and ignoring them.

The girl is about to start fighting for her own freedom!

"Wait, I want to interrupt you," the evil exorcist Constantine said dissatisfied: "This is an accident, I said I will send you home, and the United States has no information about you at all. What happened to sending you to mutant school, aren't you a mutant?"

"The evil exorcist wants to send me, an innocent girl, to a prison full of freaks. I am the only normal person. The person who leads those freaks is a bald paralyzed man. Can I survive... .Okay, the recording is over, and I’m going to answer your question. Why the United States doesn’t have my information? But the richest man in the world!" I put down the recording pen, and shouted to Constantine with righteous indignation: "I don't care, you have to find me someone who can travel through the dimensional world, my ability doesn't work here, so I don't want to blame it fetal school."

"The school for mutants is not a school for freaks. You girl has such a bad mouth." Constantine thought it was unlucky. This white-haired Asian girl was an accident when he summoned demons some time ago. He originally wanted to summon Lucifer, it turned out that such a thing appeared in the summoning array. After asking himself a little information about the world, he began to roll on the ground with a broken face. I want to take her to the police station, this guy Just dancing in public, circling around himself, and pretending to be a retarded child who was abandoned by unscrupulous relatives. Although Constantine has a thick skin, he has never been so ashamed. No one would group him with such a mentally handicapped person.

Later, because of the demon incident, I saw this girl using some kind of power to suck the living life into ashes, so I thought about sending her to the mutant school, which happened to be a blame.

But what I never expected was that she was still a racist!

When I see Muslims, I say boom! Boom! Boom! When I see a black person, I say cautiously that Black Lives Matter wants someone to bump fists with her, and I can’t come within one meter of me. Once a black brother wanted to ask her if she was Racial discrimination, I got closer to her by one centimeter, and was beaten by her, and the police/police were provoked. They came to see that a black man and an Asian were fighting, and they were both arrested. It was still Constance Ding fished her out by himself, and apologized to the black man who was beaten on behalf of the girl. The little brother didn't plan to pursue her because she was a girl. Such a good person made Constantine's conscience even more condemned.

This woman became even more violent when she saw mutants, and she called them freaks. The mutant school is a concentration camp for freaks. She said that it was like the feeling of all unwelcome people staying together in a group in the school, and the feeling of loser hit her face. .

If the people from the mutant school hear about this, it will definitely be very troublesome......

I saw that Constantine looked sad, and I was in a bad mood. I took out my mobile phone and logged on to my FB account to become a keyboard warrior. When everyone was cheering for the return of Captain America, I was going to be that spoiler people.

I replied under the comment that everyone was happy: Captain America is the lackey of the government/government!There are so many people who have killed so many people, it’s better to look at what our country has done to the Middle East if you have time to chase stars!

The fishing was very successful. One of the guys named Coulson chased me and scolded me. The comments below were full of verbal wars between the two of us. Gay likes Captain America, right?I think so, the next reply to his comment is: gayyyyy———!This guy is in love with Captain America's ass!

A few seconds later, his reply to me was: you wait for me.

Then my phone went black and I couldn’t turn it on anymore. This thing was bought by Constantine on the second day I came to this world. He is a stingy person. He didn’t want to give me anything and just let me go. , but after I dragged him to dance on the street, he bought it for me, and it was a high-tech one, the latest mobile phone developed by Stark.

Oh, this is my favorite mobile phone, and it has the most advanced technology in it that I have never seen before, and it broke within a few days of the novelty! !

It's going to explode! ! !What's the matter with the guy on the opposite side, can't you just turn on the black phone if you can't scold him! loser!

Annoyed, I left Konstantin's residence, secretly took his money and went to an Internet cafe.

I opened a private room alone and found a few photos of Captain America, put XXP into his mouth, and sent it to Coulson on another account.

Sure enough, that guy exploded in anger, and posted several painful wailings on his social account, and vowed to make me pay the price. This kind of behavior is a crime and he will send me to prison.

In order not to get into trouble, I reported the name of a boy on the next street: I am Peter Parker, dude, don’t you think it’s fun to be a keyboard man, I not only want to P Captain America, I also want to P on Iron Man !Hahaha!

Coulson was so angry that he couldn't think about it anymore. Although he had seen many shameless things, it didn't mean that these things could happen to his idol, Captain America!Especially the captain has just woken up and has not yet adapted to modern life. What if he is polluted by outside information and becomes sad!

Peter Parker is Spider-Man, this is because he was once bitten by a mutant spider, and since then he has superpowers, he can fly over walls, he believes that with greater power comes greater responsibility, so he became a superhero Spider-Man, a good man in New York Neighbor.

But there were also things that bothered him.

That was a woman a few days ago, who seemed to appear here suddenly, dressed up as Breaking Bad Teacher Bai, and danced in front of the public, holding a blond man in a windbreaker in her hand, the two People have greatly affected the traffic, and there is also a scene where unscrupulous relatives abandon mentally retarded children. He upholds the spirit of helping others to persuade these two people, after all, he is Spider-Man.

However, after persuading him just once, he fell for this woman.

I don't know how she knew where she lived. Anyway, the identity of Spiderman was known. The woman threatened herself that if she didn't want to be known by others, she would first give her 100 million.

Peter Parker said that he sold all his belongings for less than 100 million. He had no money and asked the woman not to reveal his secret identity. The woman patted her thigh and picked up her game console unceremoniously and started playing. She said while playing, "With superpowers, you can rob a bank."

"How is this possible!! Robbing a bank is breaking the law!"

"Then what are you doing, just doing good deeds? Swinging around in the middle of the building every day like a mentally retarded man, wearing tights and splitting forks so that everyone can see if your crotch is hard?" The woman said Making Peter blush, he stammered that the uniform was made by himself, not wanting others to see it that way.

Then the woman said that her name was Beep, she came from another world, and now she lives in the house of an exorcist. She hopes to use Spider-Man to find someone who can travel through dimensions.

"But, I'm just a high school student."

"It's because you're a high school student that I'm looking for you. Don't you know that high school students are the strongest!"

Just like that, this woman found an excuse to come to his house for dinner every day. Aunt Mei thought she was having sex. Who would like a woman who picks her nose and farts loudly while eating!What's more, in order not to embarrass her, Aunt Mei even joked that everyone would do this. This is a physiological phenomenon. This woman actually said to Aunt Mei: "Actually, there is shit in the fart that is as big as a cell. The stench you get is actually shit in your nose."

Because of her words, the family can no longer eat well. Since the smell that the nose can smell is miniature feces, what about the food on the table! ! ?

But in the past few days, this woman hasn't come here again, and Uncle Ben's mood has become as good as before.

Finally on this day, the doorbell rang again. When Peter Parker opened the door, he saw not the Asian woman who always came to eat, but a middle-aged man who was a bit bald. He was panting heavily and furiously. asked, "Is Peter Parker home?"

"I am, what's the matter, I don't seem to know you?"

The uncle broke into the door, took out a black ID, then picked up his collar and was about to punch it, while saying: "Pretend you don't know me, I'm going to make you pay the price today!"

Peter Parker panicked, I don't know you, uncle!

"Wait! There must be a misunderstanding! I don't even know you!"

"72KT! I knew it was you! You let me know that your name is Peter Parker! Ha! I didn't expect that I would come to your house!"

In order not to worry his family, Peter Parker pushed the man out of the door and had a theory with him.

"What 72KT? A fb account? It's not me at all."

"It's not you? Are 72KT and Huntsman not your account? My hacked phone is full of your photos! Apologize to Captain America!! You evil person!" Coulson became more and more angry, and took out The other party P’s Captain America photo was shown to Peter Parker sadly, “Look at the good deeds you have done!”

Peter Parker was stunned. The character in Captain America’s photo would actually have an XX on his mouth, which would give him 100 guts! !Captain America is a hero!

Coulson listened to Peter Parker's justification like this, and the more he listened, the more something went wrong.

"Wait! Are you saying that there was a woman who liked to take pictures at your house? Who is that?"

"I, I only know her name is Beep, and I don't know anything else! She came to my house just to eat, she didn't talk much, and asked all kinds of questions. She was talking to a blond man at first. Dancing in the middle of the road, always talking about the exorcist! I haven't seen her for days! This, this picture is really not mine!"

The author has something to say: The second part of the heroine continues to die, and the first step to die starts from being a keyboard warrior

fix it.

The heroine wants to become a superhero. Is it better to be named Huntsman or Keyboard Man... Well, think about it again