[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

Tony Stark is a playboy, he has been a genius since he was a child, and he grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth. There is only one thing he minds, and that is.

My parents don't seem to care about me that much.

To be hypocritical, my father spent the rest of his life looking for news about Captain America. In the eyes of Tony Stark, he will never be as important as Captain America.

Although the family relationship is not that strong, I don't want to hear someone use their parents to scold others.

So regardless of whether the white-haired guy was a woman or not, he shot it.

This is not like what a Stark would do at all, Stark, hitting a woman, what a ridiculous combination.

He hit it today.

what?

"Tony, calm down! This is not like you at all." Captain America picked up his shield and stood between Iron Man and me, stopping the fight.

I touched my nose, and it didn't seem like much effort was needed. The nosebleed didn't come down, so I shrugged and smiled: "What? You won't be allowed to scold your mother if you swear? Don't think that you can do anything wrong just because you have money! Do it with me." Right, don't think that I'm afraid of you!"

"Damn it! I don't believe the nonsense that your psychological test results are normal. Get out of the way, old popsicle."

"Is it time to settle personal grievances? Don't forget that Dr. Connor is lying on the hospital bed now!"

After Captain America finished speaking, a huge shadow appeared above the sky. It was a black fighter plane, the kind that could be invisible. That plane landed directly on the ruins of my fried chicken shop, pressing firmly on it. , At this time, the hatch opened, and a beautiful red-haired woman came down from the inside. She said to me in a nice voice that she hoped that I could go with them.

Oh, the semi-bald guy behind him is Coulson, and seeing his uncomfortable appearance makes me itch all over.

Listening to the big beauty, I followed them back to the base camp of the Avengers, Stark Tower, and Tony Stark paid me a sum of money by the way.

Then Dr. Connor's tests came out, and the results showed that the fried chicken he ate contained thirsty high.

What is thirsty high, that is something that can make people thirsty high after eating. Dr. Connor's situation is special, that thing mutated in his stomach.

After hearing this, Tony Stark immediately told the old bat in Gotam, telling him what I did again.

Bruce Wayne was very upset with a dark face. He didn't expect that someone would be able to deceive him. After he came out, he even started a drug trafficking business, using the 100 million that he had funded for her to go to college!How wicked is this deceit!Just before, Dick had persuaded himself to give that woman a chance, and it was because of Dick's persuasion that Bruce Wayne had plans to adopt her, and it was safest to watch her under his nose.

In New York, on my side, they took me to see the Hulk Dr. Connor. I turned left and right and came to a room where Dr. Connor was lying on a hospital bed. He looked up and saw that it was me. Twitching, foaming at the mouth, screaming thirsty, hi, skin turning blue and turning green, this is the first time I've seen this, jumping back and jumping behind Captain America, Steve raised his shield Staring at Dr. Connor vigilantly to prevent him from transforming, Tony Stark laughed at him: "If he transformed, he would have transformed a long time ago. He has been like this all morning. There is nothing to guard against."

Agent Coulson told me that the thirsty high that was eaten by Dr. Connor contained a mutant substance, which caused the mutation.

"You should say that, that thing doesn't exist on Earth." Asked Stark to take over the words: "That thing is very active, ordinary people will just be very excited after eating it, but if it is a mutated person, with If you eat superpowers, it will be troublesome, and the side effects you get are random. Have you seen our Thor, and he fell into an unstoppable madness. To be honest, he doesn’t seem to be able to fly out naked/running Man, even if he is really stupid."

The black widow asked Tony: "How do you know it's random? You wouldn't use yourself to do the experiment, would you?"

"I just tried a small bite."

"So you just couldn't control your temper because you were so excited that you hit women in the street?" the eagle-eyed detective who had been silent all this time said jokingly.

"How many times have I said it, even if it's not a gentleman's behavior for me to hit a woman, but for that guy, huh." Tony Stark took the water handed to him by the artificial intelligence Jarvis, and took a sip.

They were bickering and I was thinking, is there earth in fried chicken?Still alone?Didn't I make that fried chicken? I even took a small bite.

Wait, I felt thirsty and high after eating this, which is why I picked up the wrong fried chicken.

I said suspiciously: "I made this fried chicken myself. The ingredients are paprika, bread powder and chicken. I even ate a small piece. You don't want to frame me, are you? My ability wants me, an Asian, to work for your America or something."

Agent Coulson was unhappy when I said this, and tore off the mask of cheerfulness and hypocrisy, and changed back to the appearance of fighting with me on the Internet: "Then you mean that we faked it? I knew it, There is no word for honesty in Huntsman's dictionary, you are a hypocritical bitch."

Seeing that he still scolded me, I stuck out my tongue and wobbled against Captain America. The two brothers said to Steve Rogers: "Dude, you don't know, I synthesized a piece of your mouth. The photos with XX in their mouths were specially sent to Coulson, several of them, he probably kept them secretly, and would take them out whenever he felt lonely..."

"You are too much!! Stay away from the captain!"

Captain America, who was lying on the gun, held his forehead and didn't know what to say.

In the process of fighting with Coulson, I once again recalled what happened after 22 Keshuanghe.

The black widow called up the street surveillance to show me, saying that I was seen leaving the store staggeringly that day, and when I came back, I was holding a small bottle in my hand.

I saw me on the screen staggering out of the fried chicken shop, took off the pants of a passer-by by the way, and left bouncing away.

When I came back it was two hours later.

By the way, I seem to have gone out after eating that fried chicken. Could it be that I was really doing something when I was broken?

"I, I seem to have been to Constantine's safe house." I stammered and said to them: "Because that guy always won poker with me before, and he always cheated. I can't get angry, so I will fuck him." Widowmaker treated me to dinner and a tour of Konstantin's bedroom, where I found him hiding bottles of stuff, thought it was red wine, and drank them all, oh, but I When I went back, I seemed to be throwing up on the oil pan..."

Dr. Connor, who was lying on the bed, heard what I said and started to vomit heavily. The convulsions that had finally calmed down began to recur again. Tony Stark looked at Dr. Banner in disbelief: "In other words, our Hulk And Thor accidentally ate your vomit... No, I feel a strange taste in my mouth, Jarvis, I need to wash my stomach, immediately, immediately, vomit."

The final research conclusion of the researchers of S.H.I.E.L.D. is that the thing mutated in my stomach.

The Justice League came very quickly. Batman thought it was his responsibility, and brought Superman to catch me. SHIELD took some of my saliva and let the Justice League take me away.

What trapped me was a big black-haired beauty with long legs, a super-good figure, and a very nice voice. When I saw it, my eyes were straightened, and I approached her with a smile, wanting to make friends with her FB account, but I was caught The golden rope of the big beauty was tied tightly.

It was the first time for Wonder Woman Diana to see this troublesome girl who has been living in the mouths of TV and Batman Superman for a long time. I heard that she has great abilities, but she is mentally abnormal. If she hadn't watched those variety shows, I never thought that this tall white-haired girl would be such a person.

Tony Stark brushed his teeth in embarrassment. Seeing that Batman was about to take me away, he immediately asked people to stop. I turned around and looked at him, only to see him walk up to me and say to me: "Although I don't I will care about women, but don't you think you owe those of us who are scolded by you an apology, especially the old popsicle, he cried."

Captain America: "What?"

"Why, don't apologize, if you have the ability to kill me," I stretched out my neck and looked at Tony Stark, but Superman and Batman stood behind me one by one, patted my shoulder with great strength , "Go and apologize."

Looking at Superman, I gave him a roundabout kick, which didn't hurt him at all. Instead, my right hand was taken off. My right hand just drooped like this. Reluctantly, I stood in front of the Avengers, knelt down and knelt hard. Three loud noises: "Grandfathers, please spare your grandson and me!"

Batman clutched his forehead, the Avengers were all stupid, what kind of battle is this, they knelt down? !Tony Stark was the closest, and his forehead was knocked directly at his feet, so scared that he almost wanted to jump up.

I got up from the ground and farted towards Coulson, only to see that he covered his mouth and nose, and sent me away with a very sad look.

And after I was taken away by the Justice League, I went to the Arkham Asylum. I said that I was in good spirits, but they didn't believe me at all, and they didn't find me a psychiatrist. I threw it in, and the little sister who tied me didn't say a word, which made me very disappointed. I told her a joke on the way and she still couldn't hold back a small smile.

Batman sent me to a special cell with only a bed and a urinal, no internet, no mobile phone and computer.

I fell into a manic state because there will be no wireless for a while in the future, and I shouted loudly: "Are you still human!! How can I see that the guy next door has a computer, I don't have anything, how can you let me live?" !!! You come back!! Give me your phone! I want wireless!"

"If I give you the Internet, you will cause trouble again. I will send you comics regularly. Don't try to deceive me this time."

"Comics have a P use! Is it for masturbation! Let me tell you Batman, if it weren't for Superman, believe it or not, I'll beat you out of shit."

"Oh, Xin, so the prison cell given to you is specially made. Superman built it himself. Are you satisfied with the new house?"

Batman just walked away mercilessly.

He also made a bunch of whining about me dealing/drugs instead of going to college, what the hell!Isn't that killing you for 100 million!You are so rich, do you still care about my spending!Now that it is given to me, I can do whatever I want. After all, the United States is a democratic and free country. Even if I drive a BMW on the street and hit someone, it will be a crime!

The one who lives next door to me is a red-haired beauty covered in green. She is good at everything, but she doesn’t wear clothes well. She says this is an environmental protection feature. There are also plant components in the fibers of the clothes. Only plants are the most NB. Humans destroy Nature should die.

I'll wipe it, environmental protection guards, you're insane!

Look at my other neighbor, who is a neurotic who likes to guess riddles. He always writes riddles on the glass with an oil-based pen for me to guess. Every time I reply him with a poop, he is very disappointed, but he will look for it next time. I.

The two people next door like to ask me to discuss the philosophy of life. The one who likes to guess riddles is called Nigma, and everyone calls him the riddle man. The crazy environmental protection guard and the woman who doesn't wear clothes are called Ivy. Well, this name is good. It's the same pronunciation as a certain flick I like to watch, everyone calls her Poison Ivy.

After getting acquainted, it's their curiosity about me, why did I come in, see how I know Batman, newcomer to Gotan?

I was so suffocated that I didn’t have the Internet, so I said everything I had done. In order to reproduce the scene more, I did various actions, and I used my fingers to pinch my throat to restore the appearance of Tony Stark vomiting.

The Riddler didn't talk to me much after that, he called me a vulgar and disgusting woman.

Finally, one day, just when I thought I was going to be out of dementia, Arkham fucked and the prisoner was released.

The clown has escaped from prison again.

Once again, I felt the fragrance of freedom, and I didn't think about what to do if I was discovered by Superman.

Robbed an ultra-Christian house that night, locked my screaming mother in the basement, and got that young blonde girl named Carrie to be my maid.

I browsed the news on the Internet, feeling that the current news is getting more and more mentally handicapped. I opened the laptop I snatched from the store and began to comment on whether the hostess’s breasts have undergone plastic surgery, because they are so drooping that they are about to sag. to the ground.

It was the first time in Carrie White's life that she saw a computer, because her mother said that these are the source of sin and that God forbids them. Can't save mom.

I turned around and asked Carrie, "Are you trying to save your mother now?"

She was surprised: "How do you know?"

I happily typed and said: "I advise you not to go, isn't it a good thing that she died, you see what kind of life you live, you haven't even read it on the computer, this is a bumpkin, look at the geography of your place How good the location is, it happens to be able to connect to the wireless next door, lock your mother in the basement and starve to death, and then you can tell the outside that I did it."

She was about to cry and shook her head: "No, no, this is not allowed."

"What's wrong, your mother told you to die, you die, I'm helping you, or I'll go down and kill her now, and you can call the police after I live for a few days, anyway, I'm going to fight, life and death Whatever, I must have a reason for coming to this world, and it doesn't matter if I die."

"But that's my mother."

"You're timid, you must be the type who was bullied at school, what's the use of asking for things like mom, it's better to be comfortable with yourself, there is no help except for nagging you in your ears, what's the point? I gave birth to a child without knowing how to discipline her. I think she just hates you. If my child was like you, I would probably strangle her to death. Why did no one ask those children if they were willing to be born? Let me tell you, if I could choose, I would definitely keep quiet and take her life along with the abortion."

"...Your behavior is like a devil...I love my mother very much." Carrie White cried out loudly, not knowing that she was frightened by the momentum of me getting up and approaching every step of the way. Arrived because of my words.

"Let me tell you, your mother is a scum." After I finished saying this, I felt a vibration in the air, and the water glass on the table began to knock.

Carrie White, who had always been cowardly, had dilated eyes and pupils. She stretched out a hand and said to me with a ferocious expression: "Don't speak ill of my mother!! Get out of here! You devil!"

An external force pulled me, and I was directly blasted onto the inner street. Before I realized what was going on, I was already sitting stupidly on the quiet street.

I was clearly thinking of her, but this little girl didn't appreciate it, heck, I'm telling the truth anyway, why am I still angry.

Carrie White looked at her hands in disbelief, and then at me who was sitting outside. When she saw me stand up again, she pretended to be fierce and stretched out her hand and shouted to me: "Don't get any closer. This house is gone! Let me go!"

My good intentions were not recognized by others, and I opened the manhole cover not far away in frustration, and jumped down without saying a word.

The author has something to say: My heroine, she is a wild dog full of casualness and negative energy that cannot be restrained

Although it is annoying, sometimes I still feel that this kind of person is very powerful. If this article is finished, I want to write an original romance. The heroine is still a strange person.

I personally like that kind of real character design very much. I discussed with me about the role of women in novels. I said that even goddesses have to shit sometimes, and they will swear dirty words in their hearts when they encounter things that make them uncomfortable. When women are fighting, the face is called ugly. This is my personal opinion. Men are ugly when they are fighting, and women are ugly when they are fighting. The face that is distorted because of anger is the same for everyone, but Some people write novels that describe how women are... How should I put it, anyway, they are different from men, they are two completely different species, probably because my focus is different, just like Danmei novels and comics. Will it omit the XX part, will it stir up shit, if the place is not cleaned well before, it will really...

But this is all false haha, after all, I write to reduce stress hahahahaha