[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"You seem to be having a good time?" Ye Bai had to admit that she was indeed a standard-looking dog. After Loki's image became normal, her tone of voice softened a bit when she spoke to him. "Don't you expect Thor to save you?"

"No matter what I do, Thor will definitely take me away from here." Loki put his hands in his trouser pockets, squinting his eyes as Thor struggled among a group of aunts who spoke awkward English, with a smile on his face. smile.No matter what his situation was, it always pleased Thor to see him in trouble.

This sounded infuriating, Ye Bai turned to look at Loki, then at Thor who was still trying to get closer to his younger brother, she really didn't understand the brotherhood in Asgard.Fall in love and kill each other?Immediately fill in the [-]-word sadomasochistic love story, the carefree brother and the thoughtful adopted brother, plus Thor's girlfriend, tsk tsk, it's just a big drama.

"Is the girl here for a blind date too?" Ye Bai, who was still watching Thor's joke, accidentally became someone else's target, and an aunt in a flowered shirt leaned over enthusiastically.

"Yes, she is." Loki interjected maliciously, and pushed Ye Bai's back, making her and Big Mom get closer.Although he has only been here for a few days, he is very clear about the combat effectiveness of these middle-aged and elderly women without any superpowers.

"Really?!" The aunt laughed until the creases appeared on her face, "How old are you this year? What kind of one do you want to find? Would you like to see it for me?" As she said that, she wanted to stuff the list into her hand.

"Height 180, good-looking, owning a car and a house with an annual salary of 100 million, you need to add my name to buy a house, and my surname to have a child." Ye Bai spit out a series without thinking, and the aunt's enthusiasm was quickly extinguished. .

"This request," the aunt shook her head with a reluctant smile, "Girl, you should go to big cities like Beijing and Shanghai to see. Our small place, if it meets your requirements, people don't need to go to the blind dates organized by this kind of community." Ah. The girl now..." Glancing at Ye Bai, he walked away, and said something to a few old sisters not far away, pointing at Ye Bai while talking, and some people who were planning to come closer The people all dispersed.

Ye Bai returned Loki with a provocative smile, Xiao Mian, how can you, an alien, learn the wisdom of a flower planter in just a few days.

Rocky raised his eyebrows, "Height 180? Hehe, the Iron Man behind you, Tony Stark, should barely reach 180 with the armor on, right?"

"Do you have any opinions on my height?" Tony said with a blank expression while crossing his arms, with a translator in his ears and Zhinao Friday. Even though they communicated in Chinese, he could hear them clearly.

"No, no, you have an aura of [-] meters." Ye Bai smiled flatteringly at her boyfriend, "And you should know that although you are not my ideal type at all, there is nothing I can do about it, I still like you just the same .”

"Hmm...ahem," Tony said with a serious face, and his sudden confession made him a little...surprised?After all, Bai never seemed to express it so bluntly.Of course, if he could follow Jarvis to read a few more romance novels by flower growers, he wouldn't be fooled by such low-level routines.

It turns out how important it is to see more pig runs without ever eating pork.

"Aren't we going to save Thor? It's so pitiful." Natasha said.

"We have to believe in Thor's ability. Are you sure we won't end up like him in the past? No, it's worse than him. After all, I'm more popular than Thor. I'm handsome and earn billions of dollars a year , There are a lot of cars, and so are the houses, it’s okay to transfer all of them to your name, as for the children, I think there’s still time to think about it after we get married.” Tony explained all the conditions that Ye Bai just said.

"That's right, Tony," Natasha helped him, "you're only missing a ring now."

"Stop playing with you guys, Thor has already been dragged to meet the girl." Ye Bai motioned them to see, Thor, who was at a loss, was dragged to sit face to face with a girl. "So welcome."

Loki absolutely disliked Thor, so he just smiled and went up to make trouble.

Seeing Loki holding Thor's shoulder with a smile on his face, and bending down to give Thor a cheek kiss, Thor was stunned by his younger brother's enthusiasm, the girl on the opposite side covered her mouth, and the aunts behind the girl They were all stunned, Ye Bai almost wanted to whistle, Luo Ji really knows how to play.

"Don't be noisy! Everyone, don't be noisy!" Seeing that the two were about to be beaten, Aunt Wang, the organizer of the Magpie Bridge Club, hurriedly stood up to maintain order, and gave Loki a hard look, knowing that he was a bad boy!This is the first time such a mess has occurred at the Magpie Bridge Fair she has held for several years!

Loki shrugged and smiled innocently, Thor hadn't recovered from the huge shock.

"All of us are not old antiques. At this time, blessings are enough." Aunt Wang raised everyone's awareness immediately, and no one wanted to admit that they were backward feudal antiques, except the aunt who was almost cheated by the girl, okay? , her daughter didn't seem to care, but looked at the pair with excited eyes.

I really don't understand why Thor is not depressed by Loki, who was beaten by his aunt. Generally speaking, Thor is a cheating marriage, right?He made such a big sacrifice, endured nausea and kissed that idiot Thor, why the result was different from what he imagined!

"Looking at it this way, it looks more like a routine..." Ye Bai murmured to himself, a troublesome brother and a brother who is always a fool, what a good theme.

"What routine?" Tony asked vigilantly. In his opinion, Loki is a pathogen, and he must stay away from him. If he is not careful, he will be infected. He doesn't want Ye Bai to follow suit.

"It's nothing, let's go back, what do you want to eat tonight?" For the sake of giving money to the rabbit, I think I can give you a delicious meal.Maybe I will talk to you about business at the wine table.

The rabbits are very efficient in doing things. At dinner that day, Tony ordered the confirmation of receipt on a certain treasure, and officially handed Loki to Thor. "The rental fee for the scepter is too expensive, you have to lend it to me for a few more days."

Thor still maintained his out-of-body state, nodding mechanically.

"Wait, what did you do to my scepter?" Did Stark get it first?Then he must have seen hell, right?

Loki cast a spell on the scepter, the first person to touch it will see what he fears the most.

"To be precise, it's the spoils of the Avengers." Tony corrected, "You have lost control of the scepter."

"What about the Cosmic Rubik's Cube?" Loki looked at Ye Bai, gave Thor a slap, and woke him up from his trance, "Are you going to bring a useless Cosmic Rubik's Cube back to Asgard?"

"What?" Thor looked around, he had no idea what was being discussed just now.

Loki is going to despair, when will Thor's IQ be online?

Fortunately, they didn't leave right away. Ye Bai posted a mission on the Cultivator Forum and briefly described Barnes' situation. Someone accepted the mission and was on their way here.She also has other business to discuss. During the day, she accompanied the Avengers who came from afar to eat and hang out. In the evening, Yu Jian visited several sects interested in doing business who had placed greeting cards in advance.

Then he was accidentally discovered by Tony while Yu Jian.

"This is so cool, flying so high, the speed is about the same as mine, without any protection on your face, won't you have difficulty breathing?" She looked at the sword she stepped on with novelty, "Can you tell me about the flying of this thing? Does it make sense?" He wore armor and flew with Ye Bai, the two of them seemed to be walking in the sky.

"Don't be so curious, Tony?" Ye Bai said helplessly, "You'll be discovered if you do this." Then, together with me, it would be a big deal if some astronomy enthusiast took pictures.

Overseas superpowers are very high-profile, and ordinary people who grow flowers have heard of them. Everyone in the Avengers has been picked up, including which kindergarten Tony is studying in.

The cultivators of the flower planters and other superpowers are well hidden, better than the British wizarding world, but the wizarding world is isolated from the outside world, and the flower planters are hidden in the city, maybe the conductor of the scenic spot somewhere is The superpowers that ordinary people have always wanted to discover.

It is understandable that other countries have them, but the flower growers are peaceful, similar to children who are not reconciled if you have toys and I don’t have them.At this time, it would be fun to be exposed as a sword fairy or something, so after being stopped by Tony, Ye Bai quickly made an invisibility trick, and the two of them floated thousands of meters in the air.

"How many things do you have that I don't know? I'm really getting more and more curious." There's no way I can't care less, besides my concern for my girlfriend, there's also my eagerness to explore strange forces in a strange country.

"Generally speaking, it's just like the magic you've seen before, just like the magic you've seen before, just like you can't explain why the wizard's broom flies in fairy tales. "The difference between the two countries cannot be explained clearly in a sentence or two. "I have to go, I have an appointment to talk about things, sorry Tony, can we talk about the rest tomorrow?"

"Can't I go with you? I think we need to get to know each other better." He reached out and trapped Ye Bai in his arms.

The moon in the sky is round and big, and the country under our feet is completely different from New York. There is no hustle and bustle all night long. Even the street lights become silent after midnight, and it is quiet and peaceful under the moonlight.

Ye Bai put on a loose white robe, and the wind blowing at high altitude made her sleeves flutter. She was dressed in a clear light, perfectly blending into this tranquility, as if she would disappear and drift away in the blink of an eye.The silence frightened him a little.

Ye Bai's hand slid over his helmet, and the upper mask he cooperated with turned back, revealing his somewhat lonely face.

"Next time, okay? I'll take you to see the place where I grew up, my teacher, and people like me. Although I can't explain these, if you find it interesting, I will take you to see it." Ye Bai stroked Tony's mustache, "Be happy, I can't leave like this."

"Then don't go," Tony lowered his head and kissed Ye Bai, his lips and teeth entangled extremely lingeringly, "Are you responsible for knowing? Miss Ye Bai."