[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

[-] My fellow daoist who sees sex and forgets righteousness!

On the Cultivator Forum, someone used the privilege of the moderator of the entertainment section to highlight his own post, so even if it was two o'clock in the middle of the night, the number of hits soared to tens of thousands.

The thing is like this, I have a fellow Taoist who I have known for more than [-] years, who has the same interest as me, a girl who likes to pretend to be an ordinary person.She looks indifferent, but she actually likes the sword repair girl who shakes Kyushu with a sword.

From stealing vegetables and releasing insects from each other in the penguin farm more than ten years ago, to the recent glory of the emperor to open the black king together, to be honest, in order to bring this product to diamonds, I died several batches of brain cells and cramped my hands several times.

In a word, our relationship can be regarded as old-fashioned, but since she talked about a boyfriend, the boat of our friendship has been teetering.

I come from the elixir sect, and everyone knows that many spiritual herbs are already dead in the current environment, just like the post in the cooking wine and swords area next door that has more than 100 pages and even the boss who is out of his body is actually in the water As said in the book, once the inventory in hand is exhausted, the pill sect will be finished.

So our master has been looking for a new way out in the past few years, but I have to say that it is too difficult to transform with the not-so-rare low-level pills in hand.At this time, my fellow Taoist who went abroad for vacation (robbed) gave me good news. On the other side of the ocean, there are too many low-level elixirs that are no longer refined on our side are being snapped up by people.

Speaking of this, it has actually been decoded, because the frequent tribulations caused social turmoil, and the fellow Taoist who was persuaded by the rabbits to go abroad to harm other countries is her!

"How about it? Old Tie, do you want to do something together?" That's what she told me, and stupidly, I got on her boat.

But this matter is indeed a bit of a sign, after all, the cultivators of our flower planters have been hiding in the dark all the time, and the outside world knows nothing about our power. copy.

She bought a batch of pills from me that were about to expire in the pharmacy, and a sum of money was received in Shimen's account not long after.It is nothing compared to our income from selling elixir, but it is earned from low-level elixir, so everyone feels that they have seen an opportunity for transformation.

At the beginning, I just had the idea of ​​trying it out, so many things were very casual, and I didn't pay attention to the small troubles.Unexpectedly, a fellow Taoist contacted me a few days ago, saying that the supply over there was in short supply, and that the market should be made bigger, so we made an appointment to have a formal talk.

In order to match her time, I waited for her with a group of fellow teachers from the division until one o'clock in the middle of the night, but this girl sent me a message, the screenshot is as follows.

[Old Tie, I've been stalked by my boyfriend, can I reschedule? [Poor JPG]]

[Old Tie, why don't you play me?I am waiting for you with a ticket!Speed, or I'll take you to diamonds next time, you trashy bronze! [Contempt JPG]]

[If you don’t take it, don’t take it, my boyfriend can make me become the king in minutes! 】

【Pooh!Stop dreaming, is your boyfriend called the king?If you want to, you can do it?Come die to me quickly!Otherwise friends are exhausted! 】

[Don't be like this, old iron, what can I do if I take off my clothes?I’m also very desperate, if you don’t believe me, look at [The little vest that fell on the ground·JPG]]

What the hell can I say? !Should she continue to send me a little shorts? !

All friends!Must be friends!Posting this in the middle of the night stimulates my bark who has been single for more than ten years. Is this still a friend? !

Do you know what it feels like?Friends walk together for a lifetime, but you secretly become a dog!I feel like I am a bulging pufferfish at the moment, even if I went to the king with my seniors, I can't stop the cold dog food from slapping my face indiscriminately!

Let's not talk anymore, let's play a few more games of Glory of the Emperor to relieve our anger!

Floor 1: To be honest, I think the host is angry just because he was stuffed with dog food

Floor 2: The old driver takes me, I want to be the king

3rd floor: The 2nd floor is poisonous!I sang along!

4th Floor: It has been decoded. Our sect also has a business relationship with that Taoist friend. The appointment is tomorrow night. Should I wait for her until one o'clock in the middle of the night?

Floor 5: Do business with people with this credit rating emmmmm

Floor 6: You are actually making excuses for yourself to prescribe illegal pesticides all night, right? [Gaze of Wisdom JPG]

7th floor: There are so many wonders in the world, maybe someone's boyfriend is really called the king?

Floor 8: Can this kind of post be pinned to the top and refined?The landlord authority dog ​​does not explain!Reported no thanks!

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The rabbits did not book a luxury hotel. The residence prepared for the Avengers was a 50-room house in a high-end community, which was still somewhat different from the Avengers Building built by Stark and Tony's mansion.Nestled in the warm quilt, Ye Bai lay on Tony's chest and was sound asleep, completely unaware that he was hung up on the forum.

Tony closed his eyes, put his hands on Ye Bai's back, and pulled the quilt down for her from time to time. She slept soundly, like a cute kitten.The breath she exhaled slowly sprayed on his chest, and the silky long hair spread out, pressing on his heart for a long time, making him a little out of breath, but only in this way can he truly feel that the person he likes Still by his side.

He hasn't been sleeping very well recently, he thought the nightmare that had gone away had returned, the nightmare where everything was destroyed.He turned his body sideways, changed his posture and hugged Ye Bai.

Tony decided to go back to New York tomorrow, he was worried about 'Ultron'.Only by mastering a stronger power can he protect what he wants to protect.

In the end, before they could book a flight back home, Wanda sent a message, showing the injured Pietro in the picture, and Banner still depressed in the corner.

"Sorry, the scepter was taken away." Wanda said solemnly, "I think you need to come back as soon as possible."

"Take it away? Do you know who it is?" Tony gritted his teeth, but it was still a step too late, "Where's Jarvis?" Wanda shouldn't have conveyed this news, and he ordered Jarvis to monitor Ultron , if there is a problem with the closely related scepter, Jarvis will definitely notify him as soon as possible.

"I don't know, we couldn't find it. I think you should watch this." Wanda sent them a video. "It was your robots who took the scepter. They seem to want to kill us."

Tony turned on the video. The shooting angle should be the surveillance in the Avengers Building. The screen is shaking all the time, and there are various explosion sounds, and Wanda can barely see Wanda using her powers to tear away the robot approaching Pietro.

He is very familiar with them. Those are all produced by Stark Industries. His robot army, the one in the lead, is the robot that was damaged in the battle to regain the Loki scepter. Banner, whose skin had turned green, had nowhere to hide.

"What's wrong with them?" Tony turned on the phone and called Jarvis through Friday. This robot army is controlled by Jarvis's system. Now that the robots are out of control, Jarvis can't be contacted. Tony feels uneasy thicker and thicker. "We'll be right back. Can you do me a favor? We have to go back right away." Tony turned to look at the two cute rabbits.

"What about Loki? Will you go with me?" Ye Bai looked at Loki suspiciously, not only her, Natasha and Steve also looked at Loki at the same time, something happened to his scepter , even though he wasn't there, it always made people feel that he was doing something.

"You don't want me to stay here, do you?" Loki looked at Thor with a smirk, he knew very well that if anyone here would have good intentions for him, only Thor "Maybe I can help, after all, it's my scepter." Loki smiled and winked at his brother, "To be honest, I kind of miss the days when I fought with you. We can always cooperate Good job, isn't it?"

Loki's voice was soft and ethereal, with a hint of temptation, and a faint nostalgia on his face. It has to be said that this guy is called the God of Deception for no reason.

"Brother..." Thor was a little excited, as if he had been persuaded, "I..."

"I suggest you think about it, Thor." Natasha looked at Loki warily, "Your brother will not turn around and stab you. And we are not sure, the loss of the scepter and Loki It doesn't matter." She didn't forget that Loki was clearly in their hands last time, but she still had the ability to play them around.

"I know." Thor was a little annoyed. Although he was careless, he was not a fool, but what Loki said brought back his memory.At that time, they were still brothers who fought side by side, and he had fought with him through life and death. "Then do you have any good suggestions?"

"I think Rocky can stay here first," Steve suggested, "Since we've spent so much money, it shouldn't be a problem to take care of it for us?" Steve looked at the rabbit.He was a little regretful, it seemed that there was no time for Bucky to receive treatment.

But this morning, the doctor introduced by Ye Bai gave Bucky a kind of pill after seeing it. It is said that it can restore the mind and soul. He doesn't know much about the miraculous things about the flower planter, but after taking it, Bucky said he felt good. At least not completely for nothing.

"It's okay, but we have to pay for board and lodging, we are very poor!" Rabbit said seriously, and glanced at Loki sympathetically.

Aunt Wang had already complained to it that Rocky and another boy almost messed up her Magpie Bridge Club. If Rocky continued to be in her sphere of influence, it would be bad luck.

"I agree." Tony said, Rocky seems to be tightly restricted here, and now I don't know what's going on over there, it's better to stay here for the time being when Rocky is such a big trouble. "The situation over there is not good, and we can't devote more energy to Loki. If you didn't plan all this, then it doesn't matter if you stay here, right? We have to leave as soon as possible, Bai?"

"Sorry Tony, I still have things to deal with here, so I can't go back with you for the time being." I originally planned to take them around the flower planter's house if I had nothing to do, and I planned to visit the cooperative sect, who knows This happens.

"It's okay, I feel more at ease if you're here." Tony hugged Ye Bai and kissed her forehead, "What I said last night, wait until I come back."

"You too. Rather than being a hero, I want my boyfriend to come back safely." Ye Bai also hugged Tony tightly.

"Can we go? Otherwise, let's go first. Tony, you can stay with Bai for a while, and then fly back by yourself." Natasha teased with a smile.

"Okay, let's go to the airport." Tony let go of Ye Bai.

"Are you going to fly? If you're in a hurry, why don't I take you off. It's urgent, can you accommodate me?" Ye Bai looked at the rabbit.

"Okay, only once." The white rabbit raised a finger, "Just once." Generally speaking, cultivators in the Flower Planters Cultivator Alliance cannot use their abilities in front of ordinary people.

Although this circle of Avengers has their own abilities, they mainly rely on technology. From the perspective of a cultivator, they are still a group of ordinary people. Of course, a pair of brothers from an alien planet are not even in the range of human beings.

Ye Bai took out her magic wand that she hadn't used for a long time, and a shrinking disappearing cabinet.

The disappearing cabinet was originally a pair, one was on the fourth floor of Ye Bai's small building, and the other was in Draco's hands, used to pass potions.Later, the business came and went more frequently. In addition to the potions of the British wizarding world, the sales of the florist's medicine spells also increased greatly, and it was always inconvenient to go back and forth every time.

So Ye Bai found another disappearing cabinet in Knockturn Alley, and asked Draco to fix it. Anyway, he is also very familiar with this kind of manual work, and he repaired one when he was in school.Then she changed the magic pattern of the cabinet, and turned the disappearing cabinets used in pairs into triangles. She carried one with her, so it was convenient to go home no matter where she went.People leave first, and the cabinets left behind are sent back slowly.

Tony had seen that thing before, when Ye Bai was unconscious last time, her wizard friend got out of the same type of cabinet.

"Grow bigger quickly!" Ye Bai waved his wand, and the palm-sized cabinet instantly grew bigger in front of everyone.As tall as a person, simple and heavy, carved with complicated patterns, revealing a dark atmosphere.

"Just go in from here." Ye Bai opened the door of the cabinet, "You can go together, who will come first? After closing the door, just push it from inside. Don't forget to close the door after you go out."

"Me, I've wanted to try something magical for a long time." After all, it's something they don't understand, and it's normal for others to have doubts in their hearts. Tony stood up first, and finally kissed Ye Bai on the cheek, Walking into the closet with a relaxed look, Ye Bai smiled and closed the closet door for him.

The light faded as the cabinet door closed, and Tony closed his eyes to adjust to the sudden darkness, then opened them.

The surroundings were very quiet, without any sound or change. The space distortion in his fantasy didn't happen at all, as if he was just locked into an ordinary cabinet by pranks.

"Hey, don't be joking at this time, Bai, it's a good thing I booked a plane ticket." Tony thinks that there should be something wrong with Ye Bai's magic. After all, from the previous conversations, we can know that Ye Bai's grades in the magic school are terrible. , and even repeated grades a few times, and it seemed like it took decades to graduate.

So Tony was not at all surprised that Ye Bai's magic had problems.

Must be embarrassing, right?Bai, I don't know why Tony wanted to laugh at this moment. He clenched his fist and pressed his lips to cough twice, suppressing his smile, and pushed open the cabinet door.

Then he froze, what appeared in front of him was no longer the not-so-spacious living room of the florist, but the fourth floor of Ye Bai's small building in New York, and the cabinet behind him was the one in the corner.

"Magic is amazing." Tony's eyes lit up, full of obsession, "I must go and see." He secretly decided that after the matter here is resolved, Ye Bai must take him to the magic where she graduated. Check out the school.

Closing the door solemnly, Tony took a few steps back and stared at the cabinet intently, wanting to see what would happen to the outside of the cabinet, but nothing happened, and just stood there quietly like an ordinary cabinet until it was closed. The cabinet door was pushed open again, and Steve and Barnes stepped out.

After Tony entered the cabinet over there, a group of people surrounded him, wanting to see this magical cabinet.

"Oh, it sounds amazing!" Rabbit clenched his fist excitedly, "Is this what I learned from studying in England for decades?"

Ye Bai blushes, it took decades to graduate or something, there is absolutely no need for you to bring it up!

"Is it really useful?" Steve asked Ye Bai.

There was a slight sound in the cabinet, Ye Bai opened the cabinets, and Tony who had just walked in disappeared. "Whether it works or not, you'll know if you try it." Ye Bai patted Steve on the back, pushed him into the cabinet, glanced at Barnes, and he followed in.

Although the cabinet is very tall, it still looks a bit crowded when two adult men over 1.8 meters stand in it.

"It's like a magic show, it's a big change." Before the cabinet door was completely closed, Steve was still talking to Bucky, "We've seen magic shows together many times before, do you remember?"

"It was the time when you were dragged up to use it as a performance prop?" Bucky said with a smile. He had already remembered a lot of things, his head hadn't hurt for a long time, he cleaned up cleanly, and his eyes were no longer gloomy. The demeanor of Lin Yizhihua.But Ye Bai thinks that the biggest change is due to his weight loss.

"No, no, I'm talking about the time you were entangled by two girls, and you were slapped by one of them at the end." Standing beside his familiar friend, even in the dark, Steve could smile easily, He reached out and opened the door.

"Welcome back to New York." Outside the cabinet stood Tony who had just disappeared from the cabinet.

"This is amazing," Steve looked around, "Is this the fourth floor of Ye Bai's house? We're back?" He still couldn't believe it.

"Of course, in just a few tens of seconds, we traveled more than 1 kilometers from the flower planter back to New York. The key is that I didn't feel anything. I began to think that what Ye Bai said made sense. There are things in this world that we don't know. power, so there is no need to feel that saving the earth is one’s own responsibility.” Compared with Iron Man who saves the world, he actually prefers to stay in the laboratory.

"Okay, everyone is here now." After Steve, Natasha and Thor also came out of the closet, "It's time to start, guys!"