[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"So you can speak the words of our flower growers." Aunt Wang fanned the cattail fan and looked at Luo Ji with your child's mischievous and kind eyes. He was staring at another community for a few days. The community has been built too fast in recent years, and we old people are running out of hands."

"Huo Huo, the young man is still very able to fight. If I hadn't practiced, I would have to be stinged by you. Don't say that I will put you on you. What about young people? How can you do anything to an old man in his seventies and eighties like me? Xiao Wang, you have to teach him well, and he will live in our Zhonghua family in the future, and this appearance is not acceptable!"

"Don't worry, I will educate him well. If the organization entrusts me with people, you can trust me, Wang Chunhua," Aunt Wang patted her chest, "I will definitely give the organization a satisfactory result in the shortest possible time!"

After seeing off Uncle Zhang who was walking tremblingly, Rocky's re-education was immediately put on the agenda. Aunt Wang didn't know how long this foreign boy could stay in the flower planter's house, but in her day, she would have to take responsibility for the day.

Moreover, the uncles and aunts of the neighborhood committee always have a fascinated enthusiasm for educating these young people who are not very sensible.

"In the past few years, there have been too many troubles among the younger generation, such as eating, drinking and having fun, whoring and gambling, and touching things that shouldn't be touched. We old people can't see it." Aunt Wang brought Then Loki, who changed into his shirt and trousers, went downstairs.

The cloak sewed with little white rabbits was firmly rejected by Loki. He had no strength in his body, and wearing armor would be cumbersome, so he simply asked the rabbits for a suit of ordinary people's clothes.After putting it on, Aunt Wang looked at him more kindly.

"What non-mainstream, Shamat, I can't even read it, it's so eye-catching!" From time to time, a few popular Internet phrases pop up, what's wrong with the elderly?The elderly are also in line with the times!

"Look, isn't it much better now that you've changed into this one? Clean young man, don't always be like those bastards." Aunt Wang lovingly patted Rocky on the shoulder, "How is it? Do you have a girlfriend? How about aunt introducing one to you?"

With a smile on his face, mmp in his heart is the true portrayal of Rocky these days.

On the first day, Aunt Wang took him to familiarize himself with the surrounding environment. He was surrounded by groups of stupid people in the atrium, his pockets were stuffed with candy, fruit, and sunflower seeds, and he came back with Wahaha in his hand.

The few rabbits who lived with him covered their mouths and laughed so that he was very irritable. If his strength had not been sewn and Loki's scepter was still in his hand, he would definitely let these stupid rabbits know what despair is!

While silently thinking about how to teach these hateful people in the atrium after he regained his power, he added vegetables to the bowl.Compared with Thor, Loki quickly learned to use the chopsticks of the florist.

But what happened to this bright red dish? !He lost his sense of taste after taking one bite, it was numb and spicy, and his whole body was bad!

"Hmm, it seems that aliens are not very used to spicy hot pot. Write it down. In the future, we can make chili water to spray aliens' eyes, and we can also add some peppercorns." The rabbit wearing glasses took notes .

"Hey, don't need to be so troublesome. I think the water left by Grandma Li's kimchi is very suitable. It's numb and spicy!"

"I said," Loki smiled and almost broke the chopsticks in his hand, "I read not only the memory of that person's language, but also all of him, so I understand what you are saying now, you must read it." Want to discuss it in front of me?"

"Hmph! This is called deterrence, you know?!" The spectacled rabbit said righteously, "We all know what you did in New York, don't even think about making trouble at our flower planter!" No one has forgotten that the person in front of him is actually They are not people from the earth, but aliens who want to do things on the earth.

"Why do you want to resist?" Loki said very logically, "Just kneel down and accept my rule. Compared with Asgard, your earth is like uncivilized savages. Isn't it better to submit to a higher civilization? okay?"

"Tell Aunt Wang that the correction must be strengthened, and he must be cured of his secondary illness in the shortest possible time." There was no rabbit arguing with him, and everyone was very calm.After all, the man who said he wanted to rule them was now just meat on their cutting board, and he could cut it however he wanted.

So the next day, Aunt Wang treated Rocky even more enthusiastically. She was not the only one, but she also brought her sister group who danced with her in the square, and took Rocky to the east and west, and visited the neighborhood committee.

Loki has no way to leave, as long as he wants to leave, he will be immediately surrounded by a group of old grandmas, and he will get dizzy with all the gossip, so he can only mix among them and visit one by one.

Divorced young couples, unfilial sons, grandsons who failed exams, and sick old people are all trivial matters. Every time they enter a house, there is a lot of noise, crying and crying like tens of thousands of Thors laughing in his mind, Loki felt like he was about to collapse!

It's not that he didn't think about doing it, but who knows if there is anyone in this group of old ladies who can knock him down?It's all outside, and it's still a group of old ladies. It would be too shameful if they were beaten here.

"Awakening is very high." Aunt Wang spoke highly of Rocky. "Young people nowadays rarely have this kind of patience. They don't have a single complaint for a whole day. In the end, they can help us mediate conflicts together. The young man is very happy." Has the potential to join our organization.

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Loki was smiling. He was already very good at manipulating people's hearts. These were just trivial things. He just wanted to make his life better.

"But I don't think I like going to other people's homes. Is there anything I can help at home?" He smiled and asked Aunt Wang. The rabbits obviously handed him over to a middle-aged woman. So it took a day to brush up her favorability and tell her not to bother him anymore.Mixed among a group of old ladies, I really want to die!

Tomorrow's plan is to take him to the blind date market in the community, this is simply the most vicious punishment!

So he finally found a job teaching English to children at home, which was pretty good compared to others.Curse Thor again and again, isn't the Avengers very capable?Why haven't you come to him for so long? !

"Are you okay, Loki?" Thor asked worriedly.

How dare he ask if he's okay? !Loki has the urge to give Thor another shot, he is already like this, can't he see for himself? !

"Of course it's very good," White Rabbit Two took over, "We didn't do anything to him, but temporarily controlled the power in his body. I hope you can understand this, after all, he is a dangerous person. We don't want to grow flowers Get messed up by him, our masses are vulnerable."

"So can you release your control now? With him here, what else can I do?" Loki glanced at Thor, expecting him to say something.Too bad Thor is always out when he needs it.

"Is that all? You know, I'm curious about what you guys did. Loki hasn't been so obedient for a long time." Thor said regretfully, he missed his obedient brother when he was a child, just like this one now, it gave him the feeling Very harmless.

"If you want to know so much, why don't you experience it yourself, brother." Loki had already beaten Thor to the ground in his heart, and suggested to his brother with a sincere smile on his face, "It's very interesting, you completely You can experience it for yourself, I don’t think these rabbits will refuse.”

"Stop talking nonsense." Tony was still thinking about the Rocky scepter in his laboratory, "We are here to pick up the goods." He took out his mobile phone, and there was a picture of a certain treasure on it, "The payment is successful, and Rocky is our something."

Humiliated, Loki's emotions were almost uncontrollable for a moment, and he was sold like an item. He vowed to teach these hateful people in the atrium a lesson!

"Yes, yes, but Mr. Stark, the seller has not delivered the goods, and he is not yours yet." White Rabbit Two said, "Self-collection is not supported."

"Don't be so anxious. You must be tired just after getting off the plane. We have booked a hotel for you. How about talking over dinner at night? The lion's head here is very famous."

A group of people decided to split up. Thor, of course, accompanied his younger brother. He was the focus of this operation. Compared with the Avengers who could get the information, the rabbits were more interested in the legendary Asgard.If you want to bring back Loki, you have to leave something behind.

Natasha and Ye Bai were going to go shopping together, discussing who is more handsome, Thor or Loki, and Tony, who was acting as a cash machine, didn't like this topic very much, Steve took Bucky to buy plums.At the agreed time and place, the group of people dispersed.

When they came back, they saw a different Thor.

She was as clean as Rocky, with a clean shaven face, sleek hair, and a successful man in a suit.

"What are you guys going to do?" Steve asked, so tidy up that it seemed like the brothers from Asgard were going out together.It’s not that he’s oversensitive, Thor’s probability of being tricked by Loki is as high as 90.00%, and the remaining [-]% is probably because Loki thinks he’s cheated so badly that he won’t have anything to play with.

"Thor is very interested in people who have changed me," Rocky said with a smile, "I'm going to take him to see it." Today, Aunt Wang is going to take him to a " Magpie Bridge Club'.Although Thor's mind is not very good, he has to admit that he has a pretty face.According to the aesthetics of a flower grower, he tidied up. I believe that Aunt Wang, who has always wanted to introduce someone to him, must be very happy.

Thor, who hadn't been so close to his brother for a long time, was cheated by Loki.

It wasn't until he was surrounded by the vast sea of ​​aunts and could not use violence against these old people that Thor realized that the younger brother is always the younger brother, and he will not become a good person in such a short period of time.

Watching Thor's tragic situation, the other three men couldn't help but backed away, ignoring Thor's plea for help.

"It's crazy," Tony murmured, "Is this the blind date of your florists?" In front of a group of flower-planting aunts, it was confirmed once again that Rocky is a very dangerous person, and he actually cheated his brother so madly.