The mountains of martial arts rumors have trees and trees have branches

Tong Shitou: "Joke, when Wushuang agreed, Wushuang obviously agreed to me."

Simpson looked at the two people who were arguing, and said to Wushuang with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Girl Wushuang, it's the first time we meet. I don't know what you like. This is a family heirloom left by my deceased mother. I have been keeping it for a long time. Find someone who is qualified to carry it, I finally found it today, are you willing to accept it?"

Wushuang looked at Simpson looking at her sincerely, holding a delicate agate necklace in his hand.I didn't know what to say for a while.

Seeing that Wushuang didn't move, Simpson looked at the scholar a little embarrassed, and the gentleman said understandingly: "Maybe I'm being rude today, but I really like Miss Wushuang. It just so happens that I want to stay in the hotel, please give me a room." "

Wushuang couldn't help being moved by Simpson's gentlemanly etiquette, and felt happy in his heart. When he heard that Simpson was going to stay in the hotel, he hurriedly led Simpson and said, "Please be objective upstairs."

Over there, Xiucai and Shitou turned their heads and saw the backs of Simpson and Wushuang going upstairs. They both glared at each other and chased after them.

upstairs

Simpson picked up the jug and got a glass of water and handed it to Wushuang, "Does Miss Wushuang work here?"

Zhu Wushuang nodded, took a sip of water and said: Yes, what are you doing?

Simpson stood up and went to the window and replied: Start a small business, exchange foreign jewelry for domestic silk, earn a little difference from the middle, and support the family!

Zhu Wushuang blinked with interest: Is it better to go abroad or to do it at home?

Simpson looked at Wushuang through the window and said: Each has its own advantages, foreign things are good, and domestic people are good!

Surprised and curious, Zhu Wushuang walked up to Simpson.

Asked: something?What is there abroad?

Simpson looked at Wushuang approaching, lost his soul and said stupidly: Compass, □□, clock, printing, papermaking...

Zhu Wushuang frowned and replied: These things are also available in China?

Simpson said solemnly: They are all passed from abroad. Foreign countries not only have good things, but also the environment!

Zhu Wushuang is still a little puzzled: the environment?Mainly what?

Simpson approached and was about to hug Wushuang and replied absent-mindedly: The sky abroad is not polluted, it is blue, and the clouds are all white!

Unexpectedly, Zhu Wushuang got up unconsciously and knocked Simpson's teeth all at once.Simpson pretended nothing happened.

Wushuang looked outside the door, walked to the door with his feet on his feet, and opened the door suddenly.

Xiucai and Shitou fell in at once.

Wushuang said unhappily, "What are you doing here? You're still eavesdropping."

Xiucai got up, hugged Wushuang and questioned, "Sister, it's dark and midnight, you are still an unmarried girl, how can you behave in a grown man's room?"

Stone also nodded, warning Simpson.

When Wushuang heard that Xiucai was questioning her, she lowered her face and broke free and said, "Mr. Lu is right, let's go talk on the roof outside, so that we won't hinder Mr. Lu's eyes."

Lu Xiucai: "You..."

"Wushuang, I'm going too." Tong Shitou hurriedly saw the needle.

Simpson blocked the stone and laughed: "It's late at night, children, go to bed quickly."

Tong Shitou: "You..."

the roof

Simpson put on Wushuang's coat and said: "It's fine in China, but it's not good when it rains, it's so dark!"

Zhu Wushuang: Isn't it dark when it rains abroad?

Simpson: Well, it rarely rains abroad, most of the time the sky is clear!

Zhu Wushuang: That means the weather is dry. What about the crops?

Simpson: There is no need to grow crops in foreign countries, but to buy them directly from the stalls!

Zhu Wushuang: Don't the stalls have to be harvested from the field?

Simpson: Well...these are all technical* questions, and I'm not interested in that.

Simpson raised his head and pointed at the moon to change the subject: "Look"

Zhu Wushuang: What are you looking at?

Simpson: The moon is not round!

Zhu Wushuang: If it is not round, can it be square?

Simpson: Look carefully, the moon is polygonal, and the corners and corners are full of blankness.

Zhu Wushuang: Why didn't I see it?

Simpson: How about squinting your eyes?

Zhu Wushuang: It seems that it is really not round!

Simpson: It's different in foreign countries. The moon is perfectly round, so it's called a circle, and it's called a bright!There is also the sun abroad, which is shining brightly, and the sea abroad is rippling with blue waves...orry, I lost my composure again!At this time, there is only one sentence in my heart, Ilovemyhometown!

Zhu Wushuang: What do you mean?

Simpson: I love my hometown deeply, read it to me, Ilovemyhometown!

Simpson: Let me teach you one more thing, Iloveyou!

Zhu Wushuang: Iloveyou...what does this sentence mean?

Simpson: This, is it eaten?In a foreign country, meet and greet each other, Iloveyou, have you eaten?Then I said Iloveyoutoo, just eat it, do it again!

Zhu Wushuang: Iloveyou!

Simpson: Iloveyoutoo, do it again, be affectionate and be friendly!

Zhu Wushuang: Iloveyou!

Simpson: Iloveyoutoo...

Lobby

After Bai Zhantang came in with Guo Furong in his arms, he looked at Lu Xiucai with a dejected look on his face.Da Zui, who served the guests next to him, said: "Da Zui, what's the matter, why do you feel that everyone is in a bad mood?"

Tong Xiangyu happily ran down and said happily: "Guys are working, Lao Bai isn't going to patrol the streets?"

Bai Zhantang let Xiao Guo serve him breakfast and said meaningfully to the shopkeeper, "Because I want to watch a play."

Guo Furong was also full of joy waiting... to watch the play.

Tong Xiangyu is still wondering what watching a play is.

Just as Wushuang was cleaning the table, Simpson came down from the stairs and said good morning to everyone.

Wushuang still has a crush on Simpson.He replied with a casual smile.Good morning.

Simpson said: "Is Miss Wushuang working so early? She is really a diligent and good girl."

Wushuang asked Simpson with an embarrassed smile, "By the way, Iloveyou!"

It happened that Xiucai came out of the backyard, and when he heard Wushuang's words, he turned pale with fright, pointed at Wushuang, snorted and turned back to the backyard.

Simpson looked at Wushuang suspiciously at Xiucai's back and hurriedly replied: "Iloveyoutoo, by the way, I'm idle anyway, let me help you work together."

Wushuang shook his head and said, "No need, it's already done, and the guests will come in a while."

Simpson looked at Wushuang more and more pleasing to his eyes, the hotness in his eyes made Xiao Guo couldn't help but smile.

Tong Xiangyu looked at the two of them with a frown. Although he didn't know what Simpson's sentence meant, Tong Xiangyu definitely didn't have a good word.

"Old Bai, what do you mean by that sentence?" Tong Xiangyu asked unhappily.

Lao Bai put his arms around Xiao Guo and said affectionately: "I love you"

Xiao Guo looked at Bai Zhantang and replied: "Iloveyoutoo"

Hahahaha

Then the two laughed in the inn, and Tong Xiangyu couldn't figure it out.

backyard

Xiucai broke into the kitchen with an axe. Big Mouth was steaming steamed buns. There was fog everywhere. When he saw a man coming in with an axe, he hurriedly begged for mercy, "Hero, please forgive me. We have no grievances or enmities. I don't know you either." , I have an 80-year-old mother who has..."

"Hmph, I'm so mad." Xiucai sat down and dropped the axe.

Only then did Da Zui see that he was a scholar, and he hurriedly wiped the cold sweat off his brow and said, "Why are you holding my ax? No wonder I didn't find the ax when I chopped wood."

"Big mouth, my sisters have fallen in love with Simpson, what should I do?" Xiucai cried and said with a face.

Dazui clicked and bit off a piece of cucumber while eating and said happily: "Then why are people so rich and so gentleman. Now girls eat that."

"The twin sisters are mine," said the scholar.

Bai Zhantang came in with a saber and cleared away the eating bowls, "That's not necessarily the case, the two of you are now going out to buy vegetables together."

"What!!!" Xiucai was shocked and hurriedly forgot to run outside.

In the hall, Tong Xiangyu looked at the gift list and gasped.

After putting down the box, the servants of the Simpson family took out the gift list and handed it to Tong Xiangyu, saying: Shopkeeper Tong, this is the gift list, my master asked me to give it to you, please order first...

Tong Xiangyu nodded and took it, and the servant left.When Bai Zhantang and Guo Furong came out of the backyard, they saw two big boxes of things. Lao Bai knew what was going on right away, and quickly grabbed the gift slip from Tong Xiangyu's hand, folded it and put it aside, but hated this fake foreign devil in his heart. Give me this trick, and repeat the old trick in this life, and see how I can kill you.

Just in time, Simpson carried the vegetable basket for Wushuang, and the two came in talking and laughing.The scholar from behind sneaked a peek at the two of them.

Bai Zhantang supports the forehead.

This time, Bai Zhantang was already wearing a headhunting outfit, sitting majestically on a chair in the hall, holding a saber.Xiao Liu stood behind Lao Bai, saw Simpson and the others coming in, followed Bai Zhantang's instructions, pointed at the two big boxes with his saber, and asked, "Are these things belonged to this gentleman?"

Simpson nodded, opened the box, pulled Wushuang over and said, "Girl Wushuang, I really like you. These are all my property, and I will hand them over to you today."

Wushuang shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I have someone I like, the one who is unforgettable, you are late."

"Pfft..." Xiao Guo laughed out of embarrassment.Tong Xiangyu with a big mouth couldn't help laughing either.

"Don't you just look at the gift list?" Simpson asked again.

"Some people are more important to me than your two boxes of jewels, and nothing can replace them. Besides, a gentleman loves money in a proper way. Although he is not as rich as you, he is me for a lifetime. The most precious thing." Wushuang said sincerely.

"The scholar hasn't come out yet." Wushuang shouted to the door with a smile under Simpson's disbelieving eyes after finishing speaking.

Xiucai came in from the outside, and they hugged each other tightly.

Simpson: Hutup!

Li Dazui: Scared?We were also frightened when we were young, what's the matter?

Lu Xiucai hugged Wushuang with a smile and said: Don't interrupt, what they said is shut up!

Simpson: Everyone says that you Chinese are the most trustworthy in business. Buttoday, I finally opened my eyes!

Tong Xiangyu: This kind of thing is not a business!

Simpson: Why not?One buys, one sells, what is it if it is not a transaction?

Dazui: "You are a disgrace to the Chinese people"

"Wrong, it's a foreign devil now." Xiao Liu said solemnly.

Simpson: Hehe, this is my hometown, my beautiful hometown, Deargod, I came back here all the way, is it because of your uselessness?

Tong Xiangyu: We didn't do it on purpose either. For this kind of thing, we still have to respect the wishes of the parties... Besides, marriage is a matter between two people. If you sell it like this, you won't get happiness.

Simpson: Idon't care!

Li Dazui: hatever...you are not the only one who can speak foreign language, Wang Defu, Tai Ruibao, isn't it just foreign language?Who wouldn't?

Bai Zhantang: Let's get down to business, don't keep talking nonsense!

Simpson: I am sincere to Wushuang!

Tong Xiangyu: But Wushuang is not to you!

Simpson: I don't believe it, Wushuang, you clearly told me Iloveyou today...have you forgotten?We are so happy together.

Wushuang said: "Doesn't that sentence mean to eat?"

The scholar said helplessly: "Fool, that sentence is I love you, you can't just say it casually in the future."

Wushuang angry: "You lied to me!"

Simpson: So what, you have accepted the dowry, you are mine now, there is no reason to go back on your word.I will go to the government to sue you.

Everyone laughed.Simpson was puzzled.

"Okay, then you guys will see you in court." Simpson said.

Xiao Liu pointed to Bai Zhantang and introduced: "You don't know yet, this is the only head catcher in this town - Bai Zhantang, and the most respected famous catcher by everyone in our town. As for me, I am the only catcher in this town, Yan Hurry up, Xiao Liuyan."

The crowd laughed wildly.

Simpson pointed at the crowd: "You...you"

Yan Xiaoliu: Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and pick up those broken things of yours, and go back where they came from!

Simpson: No hurry, I have to order first! (Turns through the box) Oh, isn't it?

Lu Xiucai: What's wrong?

Simpson: What I sent is a sapphire from Persia. What is it?Blue glass, a lot of ten cents!

Dazui: Don't be ridiculous, we haven't opened this box since it was delivered!

Simpson: That's your business, I just want my stuff back!

Tong Xiangyu: Is this your original stuff?

Simpson: Impossible. What I sent is a pure gold ring from Ceylon. What is it?Copper ones, and this one, I sent emerald jade from Java, what is this?Marble, and a Sumatra agate necklace, which you replaced for me with rosin, are these silver?Why do I think it looks like tin?

Li Dazui: Good boy, co-authors are waiting for us here?

Simpson: Hey, when doing business, you must be cautious. Don't forget, shopkeeper Tong received the gift list, right?

Tong Xiangyu: So what?

Simpson: I heard that in your country, the punishment for the crime of fraud is particularly severe. Ten taels of silver is [-] boards. There are so many things, how many boards do you have to suffer?

Everyone: Hahaha...

Simpson: ?

Yan Xiaoliu said: "Hahaha, you don't know yet, but luckily our white catcher knows everything, who can prove that you sent these two boxes of broken things and we took them, and your servant is probably dead now." You were treated well by other policemen in the yamen. The crime is fraud. And just got the information, your subordinates have confessed to all the crimes.

Bai Zhantang also stood up and said: "I just received a complaint from Zuojiazhuang, saying that someone in this town is manufacturing and selling counterfeit goods, but there is no evidence. After an all-night investigation, we believe that these boxes contain evidence, so please tell me I'll go back to the Yamen to assist in the investigation, let's go, friend!"

"You plotted to kill me!!" Simpson said.

Everyone: "That's right."

Simpson was dragged out of the house by Xiao Liu: "Let go, I'm a returned overseas Chinese, you have no right to arrest me, it's too rough, Deargod, this is my hometown, can you stop grabbing my clothes? Ilovemyhometown..."

Tong Xiangyu: Huh... finally dealt with it!Fortunately, Lao Bai was there.

Wushuang also nodded and tugged at the scholar's ear, "It's all your fault."

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault." After this incident, the two of them connected with each other even more.Xiucai is infinitely satisfied with Wushuang.

Seeing this scene, Tong Shitou pouted in frustration and said unhappily, "Sister, do I have no chance?"

Tong Xiangyu nodded to comfort his younger brother and said: "Shitou, you are still young, the most important thing for you now is to follow your father to manage the Escort Bureau well. When Shishi grows up and can be relied on, someone must like it."

Tong Shitou nodded, and followed the person who came looking for him back the next day.

White House.

Xiao Guo asked Lao Bai during the meal: "Zhantang, how do you know that Iloveyou means I love you?"

Bai Zhantang patted Guo Furong's head with a smile and said, "I love you too."

"Stinky rascal" Xiao Guo replied sweetly, but he didn't notice that Lao Bai had already stood up. When she spoke, he hugged Xiao Guo and kissed her.

Xiao Guo pursed his lips to meet Bai Zhantang and muttered to himself; "Zhantang Zhantang"

Hearing the girl's voice, Bai Zhantang's whole body became hotter. Holding Xiao Guo in his arms, the two were panting from the kiss.

When he realized that Bai Zhantang was going to pick her up, Xiao Guo pushed Lao Bai away, took a mouthful of the food on the table with a blushing face and glared at Lao Bai.

Lao Bai hugged Xiao Guo and blew in Xiao Guo's ear and asked, "This is the end? Do you want to..."

"No. Sit down and eat." Xiao Guo blushed even more.It looked like he was going to blow his hair if he said a word.

Looking at the woman he loves, Bai Zhantang's mood inexplicably changed for the better.As long as I accompany Fu'er to Bai Zhantang every day, it is the greatest happiness.