The mountains of martial arts rumors have trees and trees have branches

"Shopkeeper, you are back, you don't know, you don't know, your brother actually wants to learn poetry, and the scholar is learning martial arts, and he wants to become a hero, don't you think it's strange?" Li Dazui He said it directly after seeing them coming back.

Tong Xiangyu and Xiao Guo stared wide-eyed and didn't know what to say.Looking at the scholar in the store with his trouser legs rolled up and his face showing veins, he was holding a large stone slab, and Bai Zhantang next to him was cheering, and he really didn't know what to say.

Xiao Guo stepped forward helplessly and said, "Bai Zhantang, what are you doing!"

When Bai Zhantang saw it was Xiao Guo, he hurried over and said, "Fu'er, you're back."

Guo Furong curled her lips and said, "Zhantang, do you really want to teach martial arts to scholars?"

Bai Zhantang smiled playfully, put his arms around Guo Furong's waist, looked at Xiao Guo's serious question and burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at? Let me tell you, a scholar is a scholar, how can he learn martial arts without the strength of a chicken?" Xiao Guo said.

Bai Zhantang looked at the scholar who was still training hard and said: "Okay, okay, I know, Fu'er, let's go back to the White Mansion tonight." After speaking, he blew meaningfully in Xiao Guo's ear.

Xiao Guo said shyly and awkwardly: "Let's get up and go, it's okay to go back, you cook tonight."

"Of course." Bai Zhantang actually expected that the competition between Xiucai and Shitou would be fierce.If you don't go back, you won't be able to sleep tonight looking at your posture.

It's just that Bai Zhantang didn't expect that Simpson actually came.The person who lied to Wushuang in the previous life and was finally expelled by them, in this life, he came to the door automatically when Xiao Guo didn't send an invitation.All stories are like actors on a stage.

Xin was wearing sunglasses and standing at the door leaning on a civilized stick, looking around.

Simpson: Excuse me, do you have a room here?

The scholar put down the stone to meet him and shouted: Simpson!

Simpson took off his sunglasses and said: Your Excellency is...

Lu Xiucai said excitedly: Lu Qinghou!

Simpson stepped forward and exclaimed in surprise: Monkey?

Lu Xiucai said embarrassedly: "It's me...

Simpson: Oh! my! God! lookatu!

Li Dazui spat out the melon seed shell and said: What are you talking about?

Lu Xiucai said: "God, look at your virtue!"

Simpson grabbed the scholar and said: deargod, you have grown so big!

Lu Xiucai was speechless and realized that I would always be that big in your consciousness: Hehe...you too.

Simpson shouted excitedly: Deargod, I really never dreamed that I would see you here, knowwhatIt'sdestiny!

Dazui asked helplessly: "What do you mean? What are you talking about?"

Simpson wiped his tears: comeonman, givemeahug, comeon!

Lu Xiucai continued to translate to the stunned crowd: Come on buddy, give me a hug.

Simpson stepped forward and hugged Xiucai and continued to sing.

Tong Shitou looked silently at Xiucai who could even understand bird language, and said to Tong Xiangyu unhappy: "Sister, Lu Xiucai can actually speak English, hum, I can't compare to it."

Tong Xiangyu looked at his younger brother and shook his head helplessly.

As for Bai Zhantang, because he already knew these things, he quietly drank tea with Xiao Guo and explained to Xiao Guo in a low voice.

After the two embraced excitedly, Simpson let go of Xiucai and looked around.Can't help shaking his head.

Simpson looked at the environment here and said: Monkey, you opened this inn?So dirty, and so poor, how come you are so down and out.

Tong Xiangyu hurried forward and said: "It wasn't him, I drove it!"

Lu Xiucai was helpless, and hurriedly introduced to Simpson: Let me introduce you, this is our Shopkeeper Tong!

Simpson grabbed Tong Xiangyu's hand and kissed it: icetomeetu

Tong Xiangyu pulled it out and said, "What are you doing, it's indecent. I tell you that I have a husband."

Simpson: "..."

Lao Bai just smiled and said nothing.I remember that he saw this scene in his last life, because he was afraid that Simpson would also kiss Xiao Guo's hand, so he immediately clicked on Simpson's acupuncture points.Now that I think about it, it's getting more and more funny.

Looking up at Xiao Guo with his eyes wide open watching all this farce, he feels a little relieved.

"Zhantang, what are you looking at?" Guo Furong said a little embarrassedly, being stared at by Bai Zhantang.

"Look at you." Bai Zhantang kissed the back of Xiao Guo's hand with a smile and blinked.

Xiao Guo's face turned red.Awkwardly, he kicked the stool away and sat down next to Tong Xiangyu.

Here Simpson was still talking to Xiucai with a smile on his face. Over there, Zhu Wushuang just happened to finish chopping firewood and wiped his hands when he heard someone talking in the hall. He came out biting an apple, and the moment he looked up, he met Simpson's eyes.

Simpson looked straight at Zhu Wushuang, but Zhu Wushuang grabbed the shopkeeper embarrassedly and asked, "The shopkeeper, who is this?"

Simpson was still talking to Lu Xiucai, halfway through the conversation, he froze suddenly, staring dumbfoundedly at Wushuang who was eating an apple.

Tong Xiangyu introduced Wushuang: "Wushuang, this is..."

Before Tong Xiangyu finished speaking, Simpson bent over and made a gentlemanly salute: "Impsonicetomeetyou! Girl, hello, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen"

When Lu Xiucai saw that Simpson was about to kiss Wushuang's hand again, she immediately stepped forward to block Wushuang and said, "Simpson! Let me introduce you, this is my ideal person and my girlfriend Zhu Wushuang, how about you? You are so old , have you found someone you like?"

Wushuang nodded politely, and then was blocked by Xiucai, Tong Shitou was unhappy and hurried over to Zhu Wushuang's other side.

"I didn't find this before, but I may not be sure in the future." Simpson looked at Wushuang solemnly and said meaningfully this time.

Xiucai immediately sensed the danger, glared at Simpson, and asked, "Impson, are you going to stay in a hotel? Let's have a good chat tonight. Speaking of which, my sister and I are also planning to get married. , how about Posen having a wedding wine and leaving?"

Seeing Simpson's eyes on Wushuang, Bai Zhantang was instantly happy. This time, Simpson could still fall in love with Wushuang without the blind date. It has to be said that everything is God's will.

"Is it too early for Ms. Wushuang to get married?" Simpson looked at Zhu Wushuang and asked sincerely.

"That, Brother Monkey?" Wu Shuang felt a little embarrassed as Simpson stared at him and tugged on the scholar's sleeve.

When Xiucai saw Wushuang's little tricks, he nodded happily and said, "Sister Shuang, you can go to rest first, I will definitely not mind that Pusen is my old classmate, right? Pusen!"

Tong Shitou pointed to Simpson unhappily and asked, "Have you also taken a fancy to Miss Wushuang? Tell you that Wushuang is mine."

The momentum of the three men changed immediately, and the atmosphere in the inn became serious.

Tong Xiangyu helped his forehead, he really didn't want to admit that this was his younger brother.

Hastily ranting against Xiao Guo and said: "Xiao Guo..."

Xiao Guo pretended not to understand, and ran to Da Zui to eat melon seeds.

"Big mouth..."

I don't care if I have a big mouth, I will continue to eat melon seeds.

"Old White?" Tong Xiangyu continued to shout.

"Fu'er, it's time to go back." Bai Zhantang was eager to watch a good show, pretending not to hear Xiao Guo's gentle call.

Xiao Guo gave Lao Bai an awkward look, and let Lao Bai hold his hand and leave the inn.

Xiaoguo Laobai left.Tong Xiangyu didn't care, and hurried upstairs to try on the dress she bought.

Downstairs, the three of them were at war.

Simpson: "Miss Wushuang, a small meeting gift is not a respect. This is my mother's family heirloom and a symbol of my destined wife. It is a priceless treasure. Would you like to take it?"

The scholar became angry with embarrassment: "Simpson, I haven't seen you for many years. You snatched my wife as soon as you met. What's your intention?"

Tong Shitou: "Joke, when Wushuang agreed, Wushuang obviously agreed to me."